Well, which one do you choose?

>>33896881
Pink pill, the only choice for any nation other than America. Australia. The country I live in.

I tell you, shit's painful boiz

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Red pill. I NEED this pistol.

>>33896881
yellow pill, .303 is expensive

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>>33896895
>i don't want gun laws like americas, we'll have school shootings

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>>33896881
Blackpill

Already have black pill, gonna have to go with orange. Yellow pill comes in third.

>prescribe me some good shit Dr. Mario

>>33896881
>pink
i'd live in mexico or austrailia. surf in the mornings, work in my shop the rest of the day.

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>>33896905

>School shootings have been decreasing in the years.
>Violence in general is going down.
>Media hypes up nigs being nigs
>SCHOOL SHOOTINGS ARE HAPPENING EVERY DAY
>IF YOUR KID GOES TO SCHOOL THEY'RE GOING TO DIE
I miss the fairness doctrine

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You call that a cyoa? Have a real /k/ cyoa.

>>33896925
now I want an open world rpg/shooter set in the yugoslav wars

>>33896881
Red Pill and a friend takes the yellow pill
>MAC cannon
>lifetime supply of 500,000lb tungsten shells
>spend remaining days using moons as plinking targets

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>>33896881
I know it isn't a video game, but...

>>33896881
i would take the orange pill and help hitler win ww2

>>33896881
Pink, it's not even a question (Sweden). Does it include castle doctrine and stand your ground?

>>33897007
Oh fuck, I can do that? I'll ask my brother or my dog to take the pink pill and then take the black one.

Does the black one make waifus real?

I'm American, but I'd choose Pink pill and apply it to Canada, and then move there, since I prefer their climate, people, culture, and government.

unless of course "similar to america" means a ban on chinese imports, in which case nevermind.

>>33896881
Pink Pill, Fuck Scotland.

>>33896902
WPA sells .303 for 7.95 a box online. look for luckygunner or sgammo.

>>33896902
Handload, nigga.

Pink pill and China.

Bam, I just solved the 21st century. They'll either freedom up or go back to Warring States 2.0, either way they won't be screwing with the free world.

>>33896925
cyoa? more like cyka

>>33896881
Orange pill, be nice to see what the SAS saw in Africa during WW2

>>33897173
>Jeep gets shot up while you're raiding a Luftwaffe airfield
>have to walk 200 miles back through the desert
>die

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Red pill
Fallout New Vegas

Blue pill
Then tell everyone it was me
Then receive guns and ammo as gifts from all the grateful people

>>33897189
I just want to blow up planes innadesert

>>33897318
You're not wrong, I just needed to be a dick.

I'd personally do German sturmtruppen during WW1.

>>33896881
orange.

>>33896895
P I N K
I
L
L

Fuck yeah.

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>>33896881
Orange pill. Pic related. Kill commies in Africa, then move on to Executive outcomes because operating is all I would know.

>>33896909
>m...me too

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If you answered anything other than "BLUE PILL" and "NFA", instantly, without hesitation, you are pic related as fuck.

Pink pill Everytime. Everything else is useless without it.

>>33896881
>Green pill.
There's not too many guns I can't have that I don't already have large stocks of ammo for.
And I'd go between full auto versions of stuff I already have & machine guns for the most part, and occasionally 50cal/20mm toys. That'd easily be the most bang for the buck for me since I only have to pay for the ammo I use.
>>33896899
You still either wouldn't be able to afford it, or be allowed to own it just because it's real now...

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Green pill

Flavor of the month unicorn guns, sounds like a good deal to me

>>33896881
Blue pill is the altruistic masterrace option. Anything less is childish and naive.

>>33897422
But it's also a boring option for a hypothetical thread.

>>33896881
I'm going with black pill not because I'm lonely or anything, but I don't want to have to "make" a woman be more like how I want her to be, and the amount of women genuinely into guns and military shit is so pitifully low.

I'd have gone with lifetime of ammo, but ammo is easier to come by than a gf that likes guns.

>>33897427
Only for naive children with little imagination.

You can't imagine what it would be like without the NFA? That's sad.

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>>33897450

>>33897468
Okay dude, lol.

>>33896881
Blue Pill.

National firearms act of 1934.

Who cares about the registry being closed when the registry is abolished?

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>>33896881

orange pill is the most patrician choice

>navy seal, movie deal, loads of money
>i am rich so i can afford a lifetime supply of ammo, a new gun every month, and i can fund research projects to have guns of my favorite games created for real while fucking every broad who wants some of my dick
>i can pay politicans dirty money to change legislation
>i can pay politicans of other countries to influence their gun law legislation
>i'll fuck your bitch
>i don't need the yellow, green, pink, blue, or red pills because i have it all
>grey pills are for nerds

none of you have ambition you dissapoint me

>>33897451
I can imagine, but I'm not interested in rehashing the chain of events that would cause with our laws.
I'd rather discuss something more tangible.

>>33896881
black pill since I'm girls vaginas get dryer than the Sahara when looking at me

>>33896881

Orange pill. Strap my ass to an F-22.

Yellow pill, I would then sell the ammo at a cheaper price than any store, then I could buy whatever the he'll I want.

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>>33896881
I don't ask for much, I love in New Zealand and already have my dream come true (didn't make me happy, just made me bored out of my skull) all I ask would want is some good gun laws in this country. So I'm gonna take the pink pill.

Gonna get me a ruger .22 pistol and a security six.

>>33896917
Farming is shit there, I couldn't imagine living without my garden.

>>33897667
Actually, could I get a lifetime supply of mininukes? Cause if I can then those would be so much fun.

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>>33896881
Orange pill.
>Irish army ranger wing
It's my home country idgaf

>>33897380
Because everyone on this board is american.
>tripfag
Well that explains the retardation

>>33897667
>Competition start losing business, a particular type of ammo is basically worthless because of some dude giving it away for pennies
>Start to get nosy, infiltrate anon's operation
>An envoy is sent under the guise of wanting to work for anon
>He gets to see anon's operation
>Watches with eyes wide open as anon spreads his cheeks and shits out hundreds of bullets straight on the floor in a never-ending stream
>All in a day's work at Anon's .22lr Emporium!

>>33897047
>Sweden
It's past the point of making fun of your country, now I just feel so bad for you guys, God help you all.

>>33896881
Blue Pill and Orange Pill would both be pretty good.

Orange
>Could get rid of the NFA, significantly less infringement, but no machine guns
>Could get rid of Hughes, machine guns but NFA still in place

Blue
>Pick any common household name tier special forces group
>Retire and make loads of basically free money preaching bullshit to retards across the world and be a living meme

>>33897908
Hughes does nothing if there is no NFA registry to begin with. Who gives a fuck that you can't register new machine guns when you don't have to register machine guns period.

>>33896881
>Blue Pill targeting the NFA of '34
All the weapons from my favorite vidya game exist, but aren't legal. I get to have fun with my Full Fun RPK and Stechkin APS

>>33896881
I already got the black pill so it's either the yellow pill which would be awesome if I could sell the ammo too, or the pink pill and I'd give it to Germany because I think they could use it.

>>33896881
Blue Pill, repeal second amendment.

>>33898046

Here's your reply.

>>33896881

>Live in soviet canuckistan

One pink pill please.

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>>33897752

>>33896881

yellow pill since I am a milsurp guy and some of my funs require odd ammo.

>>33897492
>being a .milcuck

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>>33896881
Easy. Orange Pill. I'd be a highly trained whistle operator in the army
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExVzG_7frFc&t=40s

Pink pill and Japan.
Then I can move out of this nigger spic infested shithole called America and go to Japan.
The land of sushi, anime and qt japAnese girls.
Seriously, Japan is pretty much better than America in everyway(except for geography).
The only thing it lacks is guns.
And again, no low iq subhumans and no cucked population.

>>33896881
I have most of what I need for now, so I guess blue helps the most people around me.

I guess I'd push for national constitutional carry since it's most likely to help people stay alive. Kind of boring though.

>>33898046
Two holsters have been deposited into your account.

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>>33898135

>Then I can move out of this nigger spic infested shithole called America and go to Japan.
>The land of sushi, anime and qt japAnese girls.
>Seriously, Japan is pretty much better than America in everyway(except for geography).

Yellow Pill. Ammo cost is the only reason I dont shoot enough. Probably 5.56, and the savings from not having to buy 5.56 can go to other ammos

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>>33896881
pink pill, UK
then proceed to stock up on all the freedom I can afford.

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>>33897374

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>>33898188
wtf I was literally typing that just now. Are you a skelenton? Do you even exist? Am I schizo?

>>33896881
I take the Blue Pill and repeal the NFA

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>>33898196
>tfw turns out i'm just a figment of some crazy NEET's imagination

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>>33896881

Black pill? It's the /k/ girlfriend of YOUR DREAMS.

Because:
>Yellow pill

Girlfriend will have ammo, so why bother with yellow?

>Green pill

Girlfriend of your dreams can have ANY unicorn gun of your choice to start with?

>Blue pill
>Pink pill

Girlfriend can have citizenship in any country which is unaffected by the gun control legislation you wish to repeal? So why bother?

>Orange pill

Might get you killed and how is growing your e-penis worth passing up on finding your soulmate?

>Grey pill

If you pick your girlfriend right, she'll already be able to introduce you, so how is this better as a standalone choice?

All rather irrelevant if you can find your loyal soulmate which has a perfect body, is rich, has all the guns/ammo you could ever wish and has citizenship in all the countries you'd ever want to live in (or get citizenship from).

Except maybe:
>Red pill

If you min-max this shit, you could go for something like star trek teleporters+replicators+nanobots, etc? Meaning you can instantly kill anyone on earth as you see fit. Build your own indefeatable army. Even clone yourself as many times as you wish.

But since the black pill is the /k/ girlfriend of YOUR DREAMS, strictly speaking you can even dream that up into the package and be done with it.

Pretty lame choices given... And /k/ utterly fails at unlocking its potential. Disappointing.

>>33896925
Help me choose between kebab removal beret and squatting leather jacket

>>33896881

>Red Pill

AEK from Battlefield is my favourite gun and it would be cool if it was real.

>>33898161
No meme photo insult will change the fact that niggers an spics are worthless violent ungrateful tax leeching low iq subhumans and that the Japanese are hard working and have an iq of 107.

>>33896881
can i repeal the second amendment? if so blue is my pill. it's not like i hate guns i just enjoy the butthurt.

>>33898342

They're also anime watching degenerates with a NEET epidemic, high suicide rates due to a culture which glorifies literally working until you drop, youth flight from rural areas, and birthrates even worse than Western Europe. Oh yeah, and they also hate foreigners, which includes even a fine specimen of aryan manhood like you.

The Japanese "culture" you idolize is a figment of the imagination of slice-of-life anime producers and weeaboos. If you think you're going to spend your days eating sushi and getting chased by mobs of busty schoolgirls you're sadly mistaken. You'll be lucky to even find gainful employment; even if you speak Japanese (and no, the couple phrases you picked up from your hentai cartoons doesn't count) there are very few employers in Japan who will even consider a foreign applicant if there is a native who is even half as qualified. So unless you want to work down at the docks or as an ESL teacher out in the boonies, you probably won't find anything.

Actually learn about a place before you start dickriding it.

>>33896881
>the blue pill is the best choice for humanity
wtf i love jews now

>>33896881
Take yellow pill then sell ammo to accomplish the other pills

>>33896925
Use the ushanka to fuck russian models

>>33897278
You can literally make that yourself with an AR-15 and wood working skills. Waste of a pill.

>>33896899
>literally win every pistol competition ever
Good choice

>>33898431
>picked
Skilled stem worker, I'll find a job and there are plenty of western companies stationed in Japan. I'm already learning Japanese using duolingo and also just some Japanese English course text books and watching Japanese films with subtitles.
Once I actually live in Japan for a couple years I'll become fairly fluent.

Yeah from what I see the majority don't hate foreigners.
So it's a hardworking a culture? Fucking good.
Stop being such a lazy fucking faggot.
Seriously Americans are fucking lazy and so are Europeans.
Probably why most of you worthless cucks get bullshit nonmath based degrees.

Yeah I don't expect to be chased by horny school girls, I expect to see a lot of attractive Japanese women and me being a relatively unique specimen(white) will have a easier time dating like an Asian woman in a white country.

What Japan's future it's better than America or Western Europe.
You can already see Americas future, it's called Brazil and an 85 average iq.
Isn't diversity great?

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>>33896881
I would tell myself to take the blue pill and get rid of the Hughes amendment but I'd probably be selfish and take the black pill instead.

Orange. Unlimited nukes. Rules the world

>>33898520
I like where this thread is going.

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>>33898541
>Orange. Unlimited nukes. Rules the world

Really? When you could take the red pill and have the fucking DEATH STAR? Or the Enterprise (lol teleport all people opposing you into space, replicate anything you wish using replicators)?

My god, /k/unts are small minded unimaginative idiots.

>>33897278
Buy a .50 Beowulf upper and git gud at wood working.

>>33896881
Redpill.

Ill make game with a gun that makes the /k/ girlfriend real.

>>33896881

I'll take blue and kill the Hughes amendment because I'm not a selfish cunt.

>>33896881
Probably Orange pill. Either Shayetet 13 or ST6/DEVGRU.

>>33896925
>Ushanka
>Very stylish and warm

>>33897946
>Repeal NFA
>Hughes amendment goes from a de facto machine gun ban to making it illegal to collect a registry of machine guns

It's like a two pronged counterattack of freedom

>>33898520
I hope this is a LARP/troll post. In the event that it is not, let me tell you that there are a number of factors you apparently were not aware of or have decided to ignore.

Japan is not the United States; the companies offering the kinds of high paying jobs in Japan that you're after don't have the same kinds of meritocratic hiring policies that Microsoft does. Where Microsoft will simply hire the most competitive applicant for a position, even if said applicant is from India or something, Japan's corporate culture is extremely conservative even when judged by the insular, exclusive, and anti-globalist standards of Japan as a whole. A major firm like Mitsubishi, for example, will automatically remove you from consideration for a position in their home office when they notice you are not Japanese, regardless of whether or not you have the best qualifications and speak their language perfectly. They would rather hire someone else who is one of their countrymen than consider a foreigner like you, even if you are actually better at the job.

This is compounded by the fact that Japan's economy has been stagnant for two decades now. The Japanese have zero need for additional human capital when they don't even have enough positions for all of their own graduates, and their funding for R&D is peanuts compared to what's available in the United States.

>I expect to see a lot of attractive Japanese women and me being a relatively unique specimen(white) will have a easier time dating like an Asian woman in a white country.

Are there people who actually believe this? The kinds of people who say this stuff have apparently no idea what your average Japanese (not an idol or JAV star, an actual average Japanese) looks like. I would advise you to go on /jp/ and lurk in one of the threads where they look at the graduation photos of random high schools.

>>33897468
that's not your pic is it? kinda hard to tell

>>33898795
Then I guess I better have a job which doesn't actually require my physical presence.
Once all the boomer cucks die off we can cease this idiotic notion of committing to work and start telecommuting.
So I could live in Japan and work for a completely us based company.

>>33896881
>not choosing pink pill and applying it to North Korea

It's like you guys hate being entertained or something

>>33898496
You would have to buy a Beowulf .50 AR. Those are hard to find and expensive

>>33899081
PRC has more gooks per pill.

>>33896905
Saying Australian gun laws stopped mass shootings is like saying the TSA stopped anymore 9/11s. They've both done more to inconvenience the general population than they have to keep anyone safe from a statistically unlikely event.

I choose the green pill provided I can select reruns and they come with proper papers to use legally

>>33896899
>1911 slide stop
>grip safety
>trigger safety
>Glock slide
>AR charging handle

What the fuck m8

Yellow Pill.

Hoard expensive ammo.
Sell it for money.

Then just buy whatever weapons/GF you want.

>>33898485
That would be rape Anon.

>>33898496
>>33898567
True. I should just do this during the summer

>>33899335
The trigger safety probably isn't actually a safety, it probably activates the targeting system, while simply pulling the trigger just fires it.

>>33896899
>instantly banned by ATF

>>33896881
this is too hard

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>>33896881
probably green or gray

green perfered, because I could get my hands on any gun I want
pic related

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>>33896881
Who here is not chosing the black pill?

>>33899081
Sorry anon, I'd rather have funs in my totally cucked country than watch the nork's fight a civil war.

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>Pick orange pill
>Go around fighting for the rights of every man, basically accomplishing blue/pink pill
>Get to retire once freedom is restored

>>33899707
You're a good man

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>>33896881
purple pill

to england / entire UK if i can do that


get freedom'd cucklordes

yellow pill for me. infinite supply of 308, i start selling it in bulk for 5cpr to everyone and become rich in the process.

>>33899081
>choosing pink pill and applying it to North Korea
Half starved Norks can't afford guns.

>>33897332
Have fun literally dying. Storm troopers used like cattle in the spring offensives.

>>33898295
I bet you're a blast to have around at parties.

>>33899707
Alternatively,
>choose red pill for Gmod weapons
>get tool gun
>delete anti gun politicians
>replicate gold and money to lobby for gun rights
>achieve pink and blue pills
>duplicate any weapons and ammo you want, gaining the benefits of the green and yellow pills
>give duped guns away to spread interest in firearms

B-b-bl-black pill please

>>33897468
go to instagram if you wanna post selfies, tripfaggot

>>33896881
id take one husbando

>>33896895
>Pink pill, the only choice for any nation other than America.
Bong here. I might pick Green if the free gun comes discreetly and with a full magazine.
Fuck everyone else. I'M carrying.
Plus, if I somehow get caught with it I'll get another. I might even magically get another delivered to prison.

blue pill. I COMING FOR YOU, HUGHES!

>>33896899
Look at the numbers on the side of the mag
That fucker only holds seven rounds

>>33896881
Black pill.

Money can make up for most. Most gun youtubers are shit I'd rather not be around. The left will keep eating away at gun rights regardless of what I can do with one piece of legislation.

The one thing money can't make up for and would save me time and money would be skipping over the pursuit of the perfect GF.

>>33896881
As much as I want yellow, green, orange, or black, those are selfish choices. We need a cadre to take one for the team, to take the blue pill, to repeal all gun legislations. Only after this, can all the pink pills fall into place accordingly.

>>33896925
>Knife of Salo
>Gather pigs
>Millions of them
>Attack the middle east with pig army
>Listen to pink floyd
>Big man, pig man
>Ha, ha, charade you are

>>33897047
Castle doctrine and stand your ground laws are state laws, not federal, so probably not.

>>33896881

I take the pink pill and give it to China.

>>33898520
>duolingo
This has to be a troll. The literal equivalence of "where are the subs" lol

>/k/ girlfriend of your dreams
I don't need a trap

Yellow pill, I wanna have to make jokes about replacing my barrels

>>33896925
Probably the tracksuit or the kvass. If at all possible I would accept the ability to never have the kvass jar off my person and have the tracksuit only hand washable if I could have both.

>>33896881
I'm bored so let me be autistic and post what I'd do with each and my final choice:

Yellow pill, let me cheat and say nukes sell then have money for anything. Not cheating, probably x39 because I use a lot while a lot of my other ammos get more expensive and rare.

Green pill: I don't want this really I can see a lot of people who would just would hard to be give away.

Blue pill: Restore the second period. Enjoy your giggle switch and cans senpai thank me.

Orange pill: I could never choose but damn this sounds fun, being a history geek I am so torn.

Red Pill : Probably a small and dare say lame choice but stealth pistol 10mm in OG Deus Ex.

Pink pill: I'm American, I'd like this to happen for everyone, but I'm kinda lucky and selfish so doesn't much apply. I feel like a nation with serious influence would be a big spark to free everyone, so I'm thinking India, or China.

Grey pill : I hold my girl at night and think about how I rather be with based Hikok and cleaning rifles with a glass of makers

Black Pill: girl is pro gun as is, someone else to leech ammo off you.

Honestly, I'd take the blue pill as this is a hobby that means a lot to me and important political, so I'd love to share real freedom with all and supply and demand would make 30k full retard AKs drop to a price we all could afford. So it works out we all get more.

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>>33896881
>yellow
>lifetime supply
lifetime is not defined so could just be 1,000,000 rounds
>ammo of choice
so only 1 caliber

>green
ammo logistics could be a pain
useful for firearms design study

>blue
sjws, soccer moms, and gmen will ree until it gets reinstated but even a temporary absence of the nfa would be worth it

>orange
will probably fuck it up

>red
>weapons
>plural
aw yiss
>no mention of you owning them
fug

>pink
until they ree and it goes back to the way it was

>grey
meh

>black
would probably leave for someone better inside of a month

shit mang I really want that green pill but blue is so damn tempting

>>33896881
Im in Canada , so blue pill, bye bye prohibs and mag restrictions.

>>33896902
No it's not

>>33896881

Will black pill gf ever leave me?

Can I use the pink pill on California?

>>33901783
Even the black pill can't negate reality.

black pill desu
>>33896925
track suit

>>33896881
Orange Pill. Death Star.

>>33897278
>buy .50 beowulf barrel upper
>custom order wood furniture/build custom wood furniture if you repair skill is 50
otherwise try NoDak spud retro stuff

>>33898342
LOL Japan is Murica's bitch

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>>33896881
Orange pill, Delta Force. Ez choice.

>>33896881
grey pill, being drinking buddies with ian sounds cool.

>>33898983
Sure, if you're willing to live like a vampire.

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>>33896881
Red pill... do mecha count as weapons? Cause I would make my mechfu real.

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>>33896881
I'll take the sacrifice. Blue Pill, concealed carry restrictions, including 'gun free zones' without metal detectors.
Constitutional Carry MotherFucker

>>33896881
Black pill. I'm desperately in love with an Australian qt who makes pipe guns for fun. Lost contact with her about a month ago...

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Conquer the world with a red pill super weapon and make all other pills come true

>>33896881
Black pill, close second goes to orange pill.

Delta in the 1990's would be cool as fuck.

>>33896925
>Beret of kebab removal
>give to major conservative news commentator
>he commands all kebabs to GetOut.png
>major controversy explodes
>news clip plays on all major news outlets across the west
>snowflakes talk about how disgusting it is without realizing they spread the intimidate check like a virus
>west is westernized again
>orthodox church reclaims its glory
>west advances 1000 years overnight

We could save the world, /k/omerades

>>33896951
It's not a shooter or open world but This War Of Mine is a pretty fucking slav game. Grim survival and management of inevitably and progressively more scarce resources as you survive with some friends in a war torn nameless Balkan city. I had a lot of fun with it.

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>>33897450

If I'm a /k/ gf and I want a /k/ bf will the black pill still work

>>33902368
You have my thanks.
Yellow pill, I donate as much ammo as 33902368 can ever need want in repayment for his sacrifice.

>Yellow pill
>Lifetime supply of .308 winchester
>Sell unlimited amounts for almost pure profit.
>Retire early. Buy guns.

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>>33901073
underrated

>>33896881
>Yellow Pill
I guess that would be convenient but unless "lifetime supply" is an unlimited supply so I can sell the ammo it really isn't that useful. I don't shoot so often where ammo costs are killing me or anything like that.
>Green pill
Would be cool but not all that useful.
>Blue Pill
I might pick this one for the greater good, but the impact on my life would ultimately be minimal
>Black Pill
Would probably be the most useful in the sense that you get a full career out of this choice but at the same time, who's to say that you don't get killed on your first mission.
>Red Pill
Whatever I pick would likely be restricted for government use only or some shit and used to fight Jew wars exclusively. Pass.
>Pink Pill
I just might pick this one and give it to England to uncuck Europe a bit. It wouldn't really help me though.
>Grey Pill
Pass. I don't engage in e-celeb bullshit culture nor do I need a wish to grant me a new friend.
>Black Pill
Second most practical choice after the orange pill. Like .0000001% of the population ever actually lands the "woman of their dreams" so this is a pretty solid deal.

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>>33901686
you can't even DREAM of a woman who wouldn't leave you for someone "better" in a month?

>>33903288
How dare you imply that there are women on the internet?! Apologize now.

>>33903569
Relax, it's a trap.

I want Red, but Red is only good if they are in your possession.

At which point I'd just do everything required to set up a legal gun manufacturing/development firm in whatever country will have me. Then whip out whatever super-futuristic guns of my choice I had selected, and become a billionaire.

Obviously you'd want guns from a game that incorporates some insane amounts of tech, and/or energy density. And you would also not want it to be alien tech either as whatever manufacturing base they have is probably entirely different from your own.

You'd be better off getting a SPARTAN laser for instance than you would a Needler.

>>33896925
The ring. I wouldn't use it like that, though. tolerance improved 50 fold? So now I have to spend 50x more money on getting drunk? fuck you

no, I put on the ring before work and chug a fifth of vodka, then when I get home after work, I pull off the ring and I'm instantly drunk.

>Black pill only gives a girl(female)friend

Boring

>>33902271
>Grey pill
>Not choosing Dugan

Ian would certainly be a good drinking buddy, but Dugan is the correct answer.

>>33903872
Enjoy getting kicked out because there's beer spilled all over the counter.

>>33901261
looks like a mag extention though, someone might've modified the floor plate and spring to accept 12 instead of the 7 labeled.

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>>33898338
>AEK
>Not real

>>33897416
>tfw your month is up and they have to take your G11 away.

>>33897036
BANG BANG BANG
also have a fucking awesome remix of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck5f9LzQmjY

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>>33903885
That's why you drink at home.

>>33896881
Blue pill. Get rid of the NFA

>>33903591
Correct

I can still be your gf

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>>33904368
>pick black pill for /k/ gf
>realize only too late that "/k/ gf" is a term for male to female transvestites
>experience the profoundly strange sensation of being severely disappointed while simultaneously receiving a really good blow job

>>33904368
leave contact info qt, I want a trap gf I can take shooting

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>>33896881
Blue pill. NFA gets repealed by Trump and Rand.
>>33896925
Beret of Kebab removal. I need proper headwear for my vacation in Germany.

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>>33896909
Same and she would be best loader

>>33896881
Does the black pill GF have to be human? Can it be a Geist? If it has to be a normal grill, I'd probably go grey pill with Hickok45, Paul Harrel, or Jerry Miculek. Hickok would probably give you the green and yelllow pill, Jerry would best best for SHTF, and Paul just seems like a top tier bro and would be great for SHTF too.

>>33896899
Isn't the big thing about that gun that it shoots special bullets though and connects with a helmet? Wouldn't you need two other things to really make it work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcA-SeOgl1g

>>33896881
>pink
the UK I guess since I like those brit bongs

or

>orange
A knight in 1400s England

>>33898520
>thinking you'll get a good job
You'll be a fucking salaryman, which means you'll get shit wages, long hours, and no escape without a great big mark on your resume for any other company in Japan. In exchange you'll get basically everything taken care of by the corp.

So if you want to live as a cyberpunk wageslave, go the fuck ahead. But Japan isn't a great place to work.

>>33896881
Does the girlfriend have to be human?

>>33897391
You can circumvent this easily.
Just take the black pill as the perfect /k/ girl would live in a place with lax gun laws (or a fucking private island if you want) and want you to move in with her.

>>33898065
Just fucking take another pill and move to Alaska retard.

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>>33897055
Thanks ameri-bro.

May plentiful maple syrup, whiskey and russian/Chinese import come to you.

>>33905290
That is actually pretty cool looking. I bet something like that would be poplular in cuck states.

>>33896881

Black.

>>33905237
my black pill dream qt3.14 is the supreme leader f the american imperial dominion of terra. Free funs for everyone by her decree.

>>33896881
Blue, DEATH TO THE NFA!

>>33903812
This guy gets it

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>>33896881
>Yellow Pill
So like maybe a spam can or two? Any more and I'll have to hoard, transport, and defend them.
>Green Pill
What kind of cuck system is this? The whole point of guns is to own - your property, your livelihood, and yourself.
>Blue Pill
Leave Washingtonian drivel to Washington. Though I'd like suppressors to be made fully legal again.
>Orange Pill
Torrents exist. Steroids exist.
>Red Pill
But /v/ersions of guns are WORSE than reality.
>Pink Pill
Make your bed, lie in it faggot. We're going through our own.
>Gray Pill
ISHYGDDT, falling for the alcohol and youtuber memes.
>Black Pill
Implying my dreams feature a "girlfriend" and not concubine or succubus instead.

I'll take all of them. At once. Let the even better timeline commence!

>>33906064
well theres nothing that says it has to be a different gun, just pick the same gun over and over again. Its like an omnigun you can change every month.

Does the orange pill grant me modern kit even if I travel to the past? If so, Constantinople 1453 on the side of the Byzies. If not, black pill.

>>33906109
Pretty sweet. Still taking that cocktail though. I want to see what kind of reality breaks wit hthe yellow, green, red, and black pills.

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You idiots - orange pill gives you one way time travel.

>Become a SEAL prior to the Iraq war
>Come back a bad mother fucker with plenty of money.
>Invest it all in the stock market
>You're now minimum a millionaire

>>33906300
>not going back in time and betting all your assets on every superbowl and major sports championship because you remember all the outcomes

if you're going to use time travel to cheat, cheat for real

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>>33899707
that meme

>>33897132
cyka ?
choose your kurwa adventure ?

>>33906405
>Being a small fry and betting on sports
Buy Apple stock, short sell American Airlines in August 2001. Buy Bitcoins as soon as it appears. If you're going back farther buy IBM stock.

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>>33896925
>leather coat of squatting
>squat on car
>comrade drive car
>slav squat knowing will never fall off
>....?
>profit

>>33897278
>REAL
>FUCKING
>NATO

>>33897492
Lol because there are so many rich and famous SEAL movie stars. You'll probably just die in a helicopter.

>>33896881
Black Pill, since I'm shit at meeting non-normie grills

I would definitely operate.

Orange pill

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BLUEPILL

fucking CA's May Issue law

>>33897380
I would say the same with repealing Bill C-17 here in Canada. Which is what has caused a great deal of problems. Bill C-68 would have been a choice, but Bill C-68 was an amendment to Bill C-17 so it would be gone as well.

>>33896881
I'd either repeal the 1982 nfa, or give American gun laws to China

>>33897039
You'd partake in a fools errand that at best leads to you being trialed at Nurenberg, unless you escape to Argentina?

There was pretty much no possible way it would ever lead to a military victory, no matter what future knowledge you supply them, sue for peace at best and then somehow manage to rot away faster than a commie state, then see the commies move in and take all of Germany, instead of just half of it like what happened.

>>33896881
I'd either repeal the 1982 nfa, or give American gun laws to China for the lulz, or britian to help my race

>>33897468
hey theres some of us on here who remeber your picture with a fedora you 4 eyed faggot.