/lego/ Law Enforcement General - Official

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Also post aesthetic cops and equipment from years gone by

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>Detroit, a shithole since 1967
Any departments out there still rocking the French blue shirts?

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>>33885630
>sovreign citizens don't exist
>blue line is really a squiggle.

Bonus points: images of now-defunct departments.

Image related: NYC Transit Police, once an independent department.
Together with the NYC Housing Police,
>>33885630
They were taken over by NYPD in 1995. RIP.

>>33885709
My biggest fear in the world is project gangstas deciding they're sovereign citizens. It'd become impossible to police them.

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>>33885723
Forgot the image.

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>>33885723
>My biggest fear in the world is project gangstas deciding they're sovereign citizens. It'd become impossible to police them
Its alread impossible to police niggers what the fuck are you smoking

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>you will never enforce the law in a '70s Plymouth and a period-correct uniform

Can one of you fucking fags enlighten me on this whole "sovereign citizen" bullshit?

What is the medical name for this mental disorder? Where do these people pick up on those retarded ideas? In community college?

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OC right here. not the photo but the text+photo.

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>>33885744

>You will never drive a chrysler piece of shit.

Oh darn.

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>>33885734
If they see a grizzled old fart come up twirling an old hickory espantoon, they know better.

Baltimore is one of the few departments out there stubbornly clinging to the idea of hitting BGs with big hickory dickory cocks. I'm slightly jelly.
Wish somebody would teach me how to twirl my polycarbonate stick - not that I ever carry it.

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5/5 kinda police related.

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>>33885767
get a load of this turbo-autist

>>33885750
Basically believe that because they never agreed to be citizens of the US, that they're sovereign over themselves. Typically also believe that the gubbmint has an account in their name with the value of their entire life's labor that they can somehow access by clogging courts with legalese documents and some weird shit about the color of the ink and capitalization of their names.

>>33885777
Cringed at that.

Civilian Police should be replaced with military police.

>>33885806
Don't forget that gold fringe on the court's flag makes it an admiralty court or some shit...

>>33885769
>https://youtu.be/bwMJHRLRkJ4
I should learn just so that people stop approaching me with stupid nonsense when I'm on foot patrol.

>>33885826
Of course. That's just the tip of the iceberg. At least my gangstas keep it real!

anyone had to deal directly with sovereign citizens?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyy9Vns4Ias

>>33885806
>>33885826
Literally I've never seen one try that" I'm not a citizen thing", bit the opposite. I've seen some yt vids before, and can't really hold out on a good chuckle. I can sort of see it why they say it, but studying for paralegal (part of the hurry up and cya initiative inhouse) just shows me they're just being dumbasses.

>>33885630
OH SNAP THAT BOY SCIENTIFIC GOT *SHOT UP*

>>33885922
SovCits make the funniest videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebt0l8s3aMQ

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>bootlicking thread

>>33885878
That'll be 300,000 dollars for making me watch that sheer stupidity unfold.

>>33885922
Thankfully they're not a big thing around here. I feel bad for any cop who has to put up with this nonsense regularly.

>>33885979
>That'll be 300,000 dollars for making me watch that sheer stupidity unfold.

My person does not wish to create joinder with you.

>>33886001
No homo

>>33885979
>>33886001
>300K
Aw shit now I gotta wish for that to happen and see how good my bartering skills go.
I'd build resturaunt asap with that kind off cash. I'll throw the dice and pick any franchise and sit back pretty set.

Speaking of cash. Any good jailer threads come along here.

>>33885691
Philly PD

Which departments offer a livable salary for someone starting out in the state? Possibly with entry level positions.

>>33885630
russian police best police
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOsdsTXAt-g

Is it possible to work law enforcement (police, corrections, ect) without interacting with the media?

Tips for avoiding being on the news?

>>33886831
dont shoot black people

>>33885726
Back in the good ol' bombing days
graffiti that is