>GIVE ME YOUR CLIP, SOLDIER

My belt clip? What clip? I don't have any clips on my apparel really.

>>33876653
lawl what game this this?

>>33876664
Battlefield 4. I still cant tell if these things are legit or not but they are funny.

>>33876664
Battlefield 4 I believe, its a 1/1000 chance or something

>>33876671
>>33876664
It's battlefield hardline

>>33876558
hair clip?
> What is your major malfunction?

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>HERE YOU GO SARGE!!!!

>>33876676
I thought at first it was 3 but the colors are off for it, ive never played hardline so I guessed 4. How is hardline? Worth picking up on sale?

>>33876842
Ah the classic blue tint and heavy contrast. Shit was aesthetic.

>>33876842
I liked the story and the multiplayer. but if your looking for a realistic cop simulator dont bother

>>33876842
Anti gun commie bullshit.

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>>33876558
here ya go mr army man sir.

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>>33876558

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>>33876911
Fake and gay!

>>33876563
Velcro though. I can give you Velcro all day

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>>33876924
>I think you mean hook and loop private!

>>33876911
Cut your finger nails cunt! How the fuck are you supposed to operate if your nails split in half every 2 seconds.

Also my toenail fell off today, I dropped a rock on my foot last week. The other ones still purple, and my pa told me to lift the nail up with a knife so the blood can come out. Any medic anons recommend this?

>>33876940
>not using drawstrings

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>>33876955
b-but anon I...

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>>33876973
But nothing, cut your fucking fingernails!

>>33876653
nobody is going to point out that third hand gives him glock mag?

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>>33877034
Also should I get drunk before lifting up the purple toenail, when I pulled off the first one (was already a bit loose) it hurt like all fuck, ended up having to bit on some dowel and pull at it with the pliers. Can't imagine lifting the purple one is going to feel any better.

Again if there's any doctor anons id appreciate advice.

>>33876940
>That knifehand

Owww lawddy, lcpl will behave.

>>33876653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRm-BSukPds

>>33877092
Don't lift it. Sterilize a needle, get it really hot, and pierce it.

>>33877092
You should puncture the nail with a red-hot needle, look it up on YouTube, it won't really hurt.

>>33876955
You're supposed to drill a 1/16" hole in the nail to relieve the pressure.

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>>33876558

>>33876558
Here is my clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ

>>33877092
I use a small drill bit and VERY CAREFULLY drill A small hole in the nail. This technique only works if the blood under the nail hasn't already started to clot.

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>>33876558
Here you go, Sir!

>MARPAT camo
>Soldier

>>33877845
>please be patient, I have autism

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get an education, Sir

>>33876676
nerd

>>33877919
i dont get it those are just a bunch of clips. magazines are the same thing

>clip
>soldier
>implying I care this early in the morning