>father calls magazines "clips" in front of my friends

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>went shooting with friends yesterday
>only 6 out of 8 called magazines CLIPZ
>blackcouple showed up with a Phoenix .25 auto and proceeded to sweep everyone multiple times
>one of them shoots my aimpoint equipped Carbine and complains the scope isn't magnified when shooting at targets 25 yards away
>most of them just blast away at the ground instead of learning anything useful
>mfw all this and it took me 3 rounds to hit a 1 pound tannerite jar at 75 yards

>>33873023
It's ok. He's already embarrassed by his autistic son.

>>33873084
>did the most damage

>>33873023

Who the fuck cares what your dad calls it. While you're here complaining about the words your dad uses, he's sitting there with his friends, complaining about how much of a faggot his son is.

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>>33873084
ok delet dis now

>>33873084
Fuckin meany pants.

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>>33873023
>gun things cost money
>check money stash
>not enough money in stash
>can't get cool gun stuff right now
Life is suffering bros.

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>>33873023
Move out OP and stop being a sperg lord in front of your father

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>>33873072
>taking more than 1 shot to hit a large object at 75 yards

>having to intentionally say clips so that the other person understands you

>mother calls clipazines "magalips" in front of my friends

>>33873359
No
I Hellen Keller'ed some dude earlier today at work.
He said clips like 6 times till it broke me and I dropped a mag out of a pistol and said "magazine" while pointing to the mag.
I didn't drop spaghetti, I threw it on the walls and roof.

>>33873359
>tfw converting liberal female roomate
>she used to think all guns should be banned and confiscated
>dont want to autism out and scare her away from guns
>have to pause and correct myself to clips so she gets it
>she didnt even know the difference between semi amd full auto and still sometimes gets confused
>is going to the range with me monday
Im doind good even though im disgracing the kube by saying clips right?

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>>33873689
>roomate
>female

how do you deal with the sexual tension?

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>not intentionally calling them clips to piss off the autists

>>33873722
>not being gay

>>33873689
>an englishman orders tea in new orleans
>gets upset when its in a glass, iced, and full of sugar
in my honest opinion firearm safety is primarily knowledge of your equipment and proper communication. teach her the parts of a working firearm before you go to the range. make sure you both know are on the same page on every part of the firearm. when i was in basic we were taught the 8 cycles of a function of an m16 weeks before we were allowed to shoot. call it a mag, and always call it a mag.

>>33873106
Complaining or enjoying?

>>33873023
Why is she so awkward?

>>33873114
LMAO

>>33874058
because she can't stop thinking of my dick being inside her

>>33873796
One cycle, eight steps or functions. Educate your self to my autism level.

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>>33874058
hey

I just wanted to tell u mummys autism isn't something to mak fun ok thank u

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>>33874089
>reeeeee
i'll do my pushups.

>>33873796
>dat analogy tho

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>He calls gatpacitors 'magazines'

>>33874076
She's doesn't think that small.

>>33873722
>how do you deal with the sexual tension?

With my dick.

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>father muzzle sweeps you and says "it's unloaded!"

>>33873722
I deal with it poorly thats how. Plus she leaves her bras in the bathroom when they are dirty

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>>33874349
do you take a sniffy sniff?

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>>33874361
:)

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>>33874386
delet now

DELET IT NOw!!

>>33874410
>Ukraine
>That nose
Gee I wonder. Dropped.

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>>33874481
mean to mum

>>33873796
>full of sugar
I'd be mad too. If I wanted soda, I would have ordered a fucking Coke.

>>33873796
FUCK YOU YANKS FOR RUINING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!!!!!!

>>33874910
you've never been to the south

>>33875198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFxOqFRgD8o
No, anon, we saved it.

>>33873023
I prefer saying "clip" because it's shorter, and because in my very-few-gunz country nobody knows the difference, not even most actual gun owners. Also because I enjoy watching how absurdly bent out of shape my air-shit friend gets about it.

>>33873359
>be me
>selling clips/chargers/strip-loaders at gun show
I had a bag of 20ish SMLE chargers/clips (I usually call them stripper-clips)
>I have a sign up that says SMLE/Lee Enfield clips for sale
>all of the fudds practically bum rush me for selling them at $5 for 3
>they get pissed when they learn I'm selling clips not magazines
Fuck them.
If they don't know what they want they'll never find it.

At this point I refuse to take anyone seriously if I'm selling parts at gun shows if they ask for a magazine and need a clip or vice versa.

I used to have patience but NO MORE.

>>33875535
that's hilarious. did they at least buy your jerky?

>>33875198
When you dominate the planet again, you get it back. Until then...

Fair?

>>33873269
>*autistisches kreischen

I'm always here to help, fellow anons.

>>33875379
Just say mag is you are too lazy for anything with more than one syllable you faggot.

>>33874910
Git tha fuk out u fukin bong. U ain't got no place in the south.

>>33876139
>is you are too lazy
I'm comforted by the fact that if you ever breed, it'll be with your sister and your retardery can't possibly continue much further because your inbred children will all be impotent

>>33876307
Cool my sister is hot