hey thar sheriff

LARPing isn't part of the job. You will spend your time writing traffic tickets, doing paperwork, and dealing with people that are so drunk that someone felt the need to call the police. Have fun.

>>33870237
>spend your time writing traffic tickets, doing paperwork, and dealing with people that are so drunk that someone felt the need to call the police
is this why alot of cops are smug, arrogant assholes?
they get so tired of dealing with retards they treat literally everyone like delinquent children?

>>33870257
Yes
A lot of cops are jaded
Like in retail

>>33870212
>big iron on his hip

>>33870212
You are the kind of person who really shouldn't become a cop, not because I think your LARPy fantasy is stupid, but because its going to end up being much more mundane than you have dreamt up in your head.

>>33870237
This anon knows whats up.

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>>33870212
draw on your fellow officers to test their preparedness. cops love this hazing shit and will consider you one of their bros

>>33870212

I wouldn't be able to take you serious if you did that, probably would call the cops myself and report some autistic person is pretending to a cop.

>>33870212
>i want to know is there any rule on when im walking the beat or patroling the town
Your instructors will tell you what to bring, and what not to bring.

But go ahead and take your gunbelt and big iron. Then have it taken from you. Then get stuck with an unfortunate nickname. You are going to fail the academy, and be denied for any other police academy ever after.

Unless you can unfuck yourself starting right fucking now, you are going to be your cycle's PVT Pyle.

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>>33870268

>Oh, he might have gone on livin' but he made one final slip
>When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip

>>33870350
poor ol' Texas red

>>33870212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raXKeQ5qFwo

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>>33870212
>i have no sponcer
But do you have a Spencer?

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we need more western/cowboy threads

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>>33870528
yer damn right pilgrim !

>ay muhfugin pig meet mah ass on 12th and Maple at high noon. you betta not bring no friends neithuh.

>>33870264
Came here to say that I work in retail and any job that makes you deal with the public will leave you with a negative outlook on society. Everyone is a retard to me after two years of dealing with people who have a room temperature IQ.

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not going to lie

if i see an episode of laramie on i watch it

>>33870282
Underrated

>>33870323
>hello 911, there is a male stripper outside my store harrassing my cutomers

>>33870454
Painfully underrated

>>33870522
Bud Spencer?

>>33870528
Agreed, just made one >>33876761

>>33871013
I feel the exact same way. I eventually landed a job away from the public so I'm settling in pretty well.

>>33870212
What is the purpose of the cowboy vest? Besides bling?

>>33879528
leather helps protect agenst kicks from animals thorns from bushes and whatever else you run into cowboying it up in cowboy land.

does not protect agenst 45 long colt though

>>33870212
>i have no sponcer
You're the past version of the guy that pulled me over for doing 30 in a school zone when the children weren't present.

>>33870212
You want to dress like a gay porn star?