>be a bong How do you protect yourself from pic related?

>>33869492
With the shield of tolerance you wanker

with a bicycle wheel

>>33869492
>They start driving
>Closing on target
>ReleaseTheHammer.png
>Full size hammer enters the back of a mans head at ~50 mph
>SensationalistNews.jpg
>"Bin a bonger, save a life"
>Introducing the hammer licensing program, PM Theodore March
>Construction crews become criminal organizations
>YWN fight the establishment alongside a bunch of illegal polish construction workers

It hurts a little

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>>33869551
>>33869503
Fuck off. I'm serious, how do you tactically stop these fuckers from smashing your brains in when they try to steal your iphone?

>>33869639
Don't have the situational awareness of a potato

>>33869492
Iwould not resist I'm not important

List of importance:
1. Protect Queen
2. Protect diversity

i carry a staff around


i just say its a walking stick


also I carry a large seax on my belt. I am a Germanic Pagan and it says that Pagans have to carry a weapon close, carrying a weapon for religious purposes is fine in this country.

>>33869492
ban hammers and motorcycle helmets obviously

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>>33869492
LIKE THIS. Brazilian I assume

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Wear a turban, grow your beard out and carry a Kirpan.

>>33870121
God fucking damnit just burn it all down. These people are the children of neglectful parents. They are the wolf-men of fairy tales. And the poverty and ignorance that made them possible is infesting north america and europe.

>>33869492
That's an awfully tan british person. I would stay on the inside of the sidewalk, well away from the street. And carry a big rock in my pocket, I guess? Britain's laws are fucking ridiculous.

>>33869492
Easy. You call the police and wait for them to arrive.

>>33869633
Except, this scenario his highly likely in bongland. Hammer bans/licensing are probably only a few years away.

>>33870232
>And the poverty and ignorance that made them possible is infesting north america and europe.

I don't think brazilians are in europe

>>33869492

Well do I see it coming? If so, I get the fuck out of the middle of the road. What am I doing in the middle of the road?

Someone should probably smack me with a hammer for disrupting traffic.

Also a bong; so I must not care about or believe in self defense.

>>33869492
Parry with umbrella. Riposte.

>>33869639
Dont live in bongistan

Alternatively, live in bongistan several decades ago and prevent the lefties from ever gaining enough power to ruin the country in the first place