This hard Russian son of a b*tch is coming for your alcohols

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>>33853115
run.

>>33853115
I do not have any alcohols except rubbing alcohol.
He must be in bad shape. I would treat his injuries best I could.

>>33853115
>Give him alcohols
>Wait till he's passed out drunk
>Bash his head in with the bottle.

Give him the vodka, I hate that shit.

>>33853115
First, I don't worry because I don't have any Slavic Potato Water. Second, I raid his farm for the beets.

He can have it, most I have is a third of bottle of Jacks and some rubbing alchohol. I never drink, just use it for bbq.

>>33853115
By drinking it all.

>>33853115
Russians a shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O56uucRSXS0

>>33853115
I know it's a photo op but it seems like it would be damn near impossible to do shit in that much gear, let alone be combat effective

>>33853115
if he wanted to kiss me I wouldnt stop him

>>33853516
Why is he wearing US Multicam?
Is this an airsofting larper?

Give it all to him, there's obviously no other choice. Also offer him my ripe boipucci if he is so inclined.

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>>33853536
His helmet would come between you..

>>33853498
>amd
>an ak
>didn't do the muzzle device or cleaning rod
>skipped magazine insertion
This is the stupidest fucking video

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>>33853115
Well, I hope he wants half a bottle of faggy brandy, the mccormick vodka is long gone

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>>33853608

>>33853115
Keep walking away at a brisk pace. He'll have a hard time following me in a straight line and would probably keel over due to already being drunk.

>>33853694
Literally one of the worst AK related channels I've ever seen

Pretty sure I recall him shilling his shit here too

>>33853733
Clyde doesn't shill.

>>33853745
>t. Clyde

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>>33853115
I go out and buy large amounts and varied types of alcohol

And traid for helmets

Then ask if he would like to join me and my friends for dinner

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>>33853541
Some FSB/MVD units adopted multimeme due to it's effectiveness and the lack of modern domestic pattern.

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>>33853115
Like to see him try get my tendies REEEEEEE

>>33853115
Call up my alcoholic mother. Start booking bets.

>>33853115
Challenge him to a drinking contest.

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>>33853516
Good enough for kicking door and taking alcohols

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>>33853536
>>33853547
>>33853634

>>33853115
Compliment his pretty suit.

>>33853115
He looks low grade so I'd just have Quiet pick him off while I go about my business

>>33853115
I have some Stoli I could give him.

>>33853115
why does he have a sniper stealth type rifle and heavy armor? what a shit build

>>33853824
Theres several patterns they could have picked

they are fucking larpers.

FAST helmets
EOTechs
Use US NADs/NODs
A lot of them are using Glawks now too

Id probably just shoot him, OP.

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>>33854514
>using Quiet
>not having D Doggo mark everyone, then picking off everyone lower than an S or S+ with the .338 nugget
>not going home and admiring the level of detail Kojima put into Stefanie Joosten's soles

>>33853115
i dont like his multicam, or his aimpoint, or his black helmet

i wish he had one of those russian patterns, with russian optic, and green helmet

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>>33854555
And? We're only talking about internal security. They're literally LE, they can buy whatever their department allows/can afford.
>Theres several patterns they could have picked
Like? Spectre? SURPAT? Those patterns came too late and plenty of units use them. Multicam is popular and basically every company Russian or Western offers stuff in it; and basically only the most funded FSB units are decked out in multimeme and western gear.
>FAST helmets
Name a slav helmet that's as light as the ops core FAST or western helmets, I'll wait. SRVV Armet is heavier and is more akin to ops core sentry, newer Fort Kivers are uncommon even in Russia, and newer military helmets like the 6B47 are relatively new.
>EOTechs
As opposed to what? Modern Valdai holographics are also relatively new?
>US NADs/NODs
lmao Russians are really behind on NVGs.
>A lot of them are using Glawks now too
Again, they're LE and most departments use Gsh-18s and maks. There's really not many choices if you want stick with modern slav pistols.

>>33854593
>russian patterns

dead

>russian optic

battery hogs.

>green helmet

It's black now.

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>>33853115
>yfw russia forces the use of face shields and/or goggles so people won't notice they cant afford modern NVG equipment

>>33853115
I don't drink. He can enjoy some Code Red with me though

>>33854820
why dont u drink?

>>33854893
>underage

>>33854802
what is the camo on there ammo pouches called and the one on their uniforms?

>>33855039
The pouches are EMR. Dunno about the uniforms. It's probably a greener version of EMR for seasonal use, since there is also a whited-out version of EMR for winter/arctic use.

>>33855039
>>33855085
the pouch is second gen EMR
uniform is first gen EMR

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>>33853115
Mine is bigger.

>>33853115
just let him take my vodka, fuck $80 isn't worth fighting this guy to the death with.

>>33855299
you really spent 80 dollars on bottle of vodka?

>>33855299
Just buy the cheap shit and run it through a water filter a few times.

>>33855039

green mold

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*blocks your path*

>>33855287
Wow, that thing looks so freaking cool.

>>33855287
unf BIGG

>>33853115
Start drinking

Then I won't remember where I hid the booze anyways. So I can't tell him after he interrogates me.

Wait...

drink all my alcohol
didn't think of that, didya cunt?

>>33853115
Poison Vodka

>>33854802
>they cant afford modern NVG equipment
No one except US can. Especially military tier, especially domestic produced. Thermals and IR-matrices are very expensive and hard to produce. Only very technological advanced countries can produce them in numbers and only few of that countries can produce numbers big enough to recoup production and R&D costs.

A browning M1919 chambered in 22.lr who wouldnt wanna go full retard one something that stupid. pew pew as fuck

>>33855287
I was going to post that

>>33853115
Trick him into thinking i'm giving him my alcohol, but set up booby traps and ambush him.

>>33853115
Give him bath salts or throw a Molotov cocktail his way.

>>33853498
Chose the slowest guy at the end who basically just fucked it all up )))

Wow American teens ))

But I don't drink.

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>>33853115
>>33853133

>that brow
Is that oxide?

>>33853115
Offer him cigarette. Invite to have squat and talk. Why he is angry? Maybe babushka sick. Maybe banned from favorite RPG for hacking. Maybe his lady leave him to whore in the city. Maybe pet bear run away. We make small chat, he play nice, then I break out vodka and we drink together like brother. Slav are not angry, slav are just lonely.

>>33853115
I trade my 4 liters of koskenkorva and 3 liters of finnish beer for his VAL.