How practical would this actually be in a SD situation?

Is that... a butt plug knife?

Ribbed for his pleasure?

A chick that I work with has one. She likes it because it's got the usefulness of a knife as well as the jabbing ability of a kuba (kubaton) stick. It's better than nothing.

>>33839185
better than a stick
worse than an actual knife

I wouldn't carry it.

>>33839185
Keep it folded and use as a kubaton, the blade would just be a hazard to you

>>33839469
>better than a stick
How so. Stick can be pointy and has much more reach.

>>33839216
on one end is a knife for fighting off the potential rapist, and the other is a dildo to prep you for his cock in the event you get overpowered.

>>33839185
statistically people that own knives are more likely to get cut or stabbed than people who don't own knives. They'll just take it away from you.

>>33839515
luckily i have a backup knife

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if you want to put the fear of god into your attacker, defend yourself with one of these

>>33839565
I can't even wrap my head around this being physically used. I don't know how any human body would allow it

>>33839185
About as effective as stabbing someone

>>33839616
It's quite a spectacle seeing a man fit that thing in his anus. I have trouble with what feel like 1.5" diameter shits, and there's men out there that can fit that thing with minimal effort and some lube. It really is a feat of the human body.

First: kubaton is not a word. It's kubotan. It's a guy's name, not "ku" added to "baton" to make it more self defensey.
Second: it would suck. A real kubotan can go into secure places a knife can't. Carry a kubotan. Carry a knife. Don't combine them like a 'tismo.