Im doing a rant for a class about anti-gun bullshit and need some points, the more ridiculous the better
>>33833471
SHALL
>>33833480
NOT
>>33833471
Just post that picture from the Brady Campaign about its better to be raped than defend your life. I don't remember if 4chan had a hand in that or not.
>>33833471
Just use easily verifiable data like how most violent crimes with firearms are committed by prohibited possessors, how the cities with the strictest gun control have the most shootings, who is responsible for most crimes involving firearms, FBI data, suicides, and how medical malpractice kills far more people than firearms, ect. This is all easily verifiable data from reliable sources using Google. Also, point out leftist lies concerning their arguments It's not hard.
>>33833471
Mention the state legislator in california that was one of the big proponents for gun control getting arrested for selling weapons to Philippine rebels/terrorists or whatever
>>33833496
Name any other forum as opposed to gun control as us.
All other forums have a shit ton more inbetweeners.
>>33833489
INFRINGE
This is the only argument you need
>>33833471
Tell them anti-gunners are the real racists/fascists. Then, show them demographic studies that show Latino immigrants are highly anti-gun and favor large socialist governments, just like the Nazis. Finally, explain how Germany under the NSDAP actually relaxed gun laws, except for (((commies))). No one will understand what point you're actually trying to make. Be sure to open with Reddit memes so you can spot them in the crowd right away when they guffaw like morons. Direct all your disparaging remarks towards them.
>>33833471
No one likes being preached to
Don't go in being a smarmy bitch
Instead view your opponents as someone to build bridges with
>>33833649
>tfw you can make out the "-stein" in that scribbled signature
>>33833683
This
Always have a hand stretched out to your opposition in times like these or in a argument. If y'all come to agreement then it's great, if they slap ya hand away then others will not take their point so seriously
>>33833471
semi-automatic assault weapons are even more deadly than machine guns because semi-automatic fire is more accurate, and therefore more deadly (this is an actual VPC talking point)
>>33833741
This logic would be acceptable if this were 1914
>>33833683
>build bridges with
Yes, but use rhetorical tricks instead of logic. If they were logical people they wouldn't be anti-gunners. Common tactics are word association, so-called "picture words," being confident, being a Chad, using self-disparaging humor before revealing your enemy's hypocrisy (people HATE hypocrisy), giving a personal story, calling yourself an expert while wearing glasses, and using the word "because" to link unrelated ideas. At the end you just need to display multiple pages of citations and speak assuredly about undeniable conclusiveness. Ignore dissenters or talk down to them like you would a child. Promise impossible things.
>>33833649
Honestly, if that child could break a gun like that, I'd be more worried about that child
>>33833471
Tell them most gun homicides are gang related people that not even live around niggers but associate with niggers.
>>33833649
>listen what children have to say
fuck lmao
why the fuck would you ever even consider listening to what a literal child has to say about the world???
they don't know shit haha
is this what the left /actually/ believes?
>>33833945
Feels before reals
>>33833496
Ironically that is a statement made in South Africa. They'd rather women get raped than shoot and kill the would be rapist.
>>33833471
You could start by dispelling the many myths.
"gun show loophole" => private sales
"NRA/gun lobby" => funded by everyday people
"assault rifle" => ergonomic semi-auto (think SKS with TAPCO stock)
"high-capacity magazine" => standard/reasonable maximum capacity
"machine guns are illegal" => built pre-86 is still legal to own
"silencer" => gun muffler (think noise/nuisance)
"militia" => all able-bodied males 18-35
"regulated" => standardized