Fist weapondry is the most effective form of combat. Prove me wrong.

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>>33831452
so say i shoot you while you have your shit covered boxing gloves on

>inb4 he tries to explain

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>>33831452
I find a buckshot shell works quicker, and is safer for me.

>>33831474
Here's the situation. I'm in the desert, camouflaged against the dunes. From out of nowhere, I sneak behind you (I've seen you from afar) and beat you down. No one expects it, you'd die

>>33831494
Here's the situation. I'm in the desert, camouflaged against the dunes. From out of nowhere, I shoot you (I've seen you from afar). No one expects it, you'd die

>>33831494
Here's the situation. I'm in the desert, just standing far away. I shoot you.

>>33831494
Here's the situation. I'm in the desert, camouflaged against the dunes. From out of nowhere, I see you from afar and shoot you from 100 yards away. No one expects it, you'd die

Here's the situation. I'm in the desert, camouflaged against the dunes. From out of nowhere, I sneak behind you (I've seen you from afar) and shoot you once in the arm. No one expects it, you'd die

>>33831529
But I said I'm the one who's camouflaged, so I saw you, not the other way around. You're the one who's dead

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>>33831532
>>33831531
>>33831529
fucking hivemind kek

>>33831452
>most effective
You use your fists, I'll use my gun. See who wins.

>>33831452
gee you willing to put your money where your mouth is?

>>33831539
Well I am camouflaged as well so I neither of us see each other.

>>33831544
How can you shoot me if you don't see me? You have to aim at me first, and that's your mistake. Hell, if we're really going down this route, I can snatch the gun out of your hands and beat you down with it.

>>33831539
Didn't you read his post? He's camouflaged. Also he has a gun so he doesn't need to break camouflage to kill you.

You're fucking dead kiddo.

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>it's dark souls caestus

wait guys, this is important -
OP, what are your strength and dex stats and your soul level?

>>33831560
Well, let me see. I can hear you coming at me. Or if that fails, the first time you hit me I know where your ass is. YOu do know that camo doesn't make you invisible...right?

>>33831558
Well then I have succeeded in avoiding death. So I'm still right, my fists saved my life

>>33831566
Well yeah, but he didn't see me, so he can't shoot me.

How do you level a city using only your fists?

>>33831587
As soon as you move, you're visible.

>>33831603
By doing the big punch

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>>33831529
>>33831532
>>33831531
>>33831536
>>33831493
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>>33831572
there are too many liabilities with the gun, sure it's a one shot kill but you really become a glass cannon in a way.

>what if you miss
>what if you run out of ammo
>blocks bullet with caestus
>doesnt die from bullet
>gun jams
>gun costs too much so you can't afford it
> gun is made of metal and glimmers to give away your position
>muzzle flashes
>bullet travel time
> too heavy
>many different guns, you may not know which one to chose

and the list goes on boys

>>33831610
Alright but I'm coming from behind him, it's not like he has eyes on the back of his head

>>33831603
Just sneak up on everyone and kill them. Then take as long as you want destroying stuff.

Fists win every time.

Bone Fist was the most fun fist weapon in any game ever and they didn't include it in 3

What a blunder

>>33831452
>>33831494
>>33831539
>>33831560
>>33831573
>>33831587
>>33831613
>>33831628
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>>33831631
Go home Roman Reigns. You're drunk.

>>33831630
How can you come from behind him if you don't know where he is?

He's camouflaged. If you go looking for him you'll just end up walking in front of him and he'll shoot you.

>>33831651
Well if I cover his eyes, he won't see where to shoot to hit me

>>33831664
but if you cover his eyes you dont have fists to punch with

it becomes a stalemate. the gun and the caestus are equal in strength.

>>33831672
No, because he still has his hands free to draw and shoot

>>33831672
He'll drop his gun to remove my hands from his eyes. Then I pick it up, throw it away, and punch him to death. Fists win.

>>33831680
but you need both hands on the gun to aim and pull the trigger

you only have two hands dude

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>>33831628
You're not even trying anymore, you can do better than that.

>>33831693
This thread's still going, dude. You didn't try to refute any arguments. It's you who didn't try.

>>33831693
>implying anon posted more than once in retard thread

>>33831740
He got in, only to post once, and call me out for not trying. Who's the retard? That's right, it's him

>>33831748
>posters number hasn't changed
>anon samefagging as anon to keep thread alive

4chan in 2017 everyone

>>33831761
I'm just replying to people who post, and are wrong. Fuck off.

>>33831452
Longer weapons, whether they are blunt or edged, use mechanical leverage to inflict more damage than just a fist weapon.

>Proven.

>>33831802
But then I can just grab your weapon with my fists when I sneak up on you and that becomes my advantage.

>>33831802
But spears and such have gone out of use, but fists stayed with the ages. >>33831802

>>33831494
Here's the situation. I'm in the desert, camouflaged against the dunes. From out of nowhere, I sneak behind you (I've seen you from afar) and a bunch of guys in robes jump out. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

>>33831831
decent

>>33831494
New meme?

>>33831494
Here's the situation, you're in the desert, camouflaged against the dunes. From out of nowhere I airstrike you (I've seen you on FLIR). No one expects it, you'd die.

>>33831494
>>33831529
>>33831531
>>33831532
>>33831536
>>33831539
>>33831648
>>33831831
>>33833783
here's the situation, you're all in the desert, camouflaged against the dunes. My god simply smites the lot of you because you're all faggots. this was expected. it's in the text.

>DEUS VULT ya damn sand niggers!

>>33831494
>Fist weapons
>Humans in warfare at all
The 'guy' you jumped (thinking it was me) was an android made to look like humans at close range and give off similar signs of life in order to probe enemy lines in a recon-by-fire situation. The androids fifteen buddies vaporize you using GPS-coordinated-long-range-micro-missile strikes launched from the surrounding fields where identical hunter/killer drones were searching for you (buddies you didn't see because you were playing hide and seek with the one android).
While you die thinking you've won, i'm sipping on a Sunny D and waiting on my tendies.

>>33831494
Here's the situation. I'm the desert, camouflaged as the dunes. From out of nowhere, I'm all around you (I've seen you from afar) and you suffer from exposure. No one expects it, you'd die.

>>33831494
a desert is an ocean with its life underground and the perfect disguise above

>>33833805
Fuck off reddit
>xdd deus vult xd

>>33831539
You have to get inside my Nuclear bomber first, which has converted your desert into glass. Checkmate.Its also invulnerable, impenetrable, and cannot be interacted with, and operates outside the bounds of known phyiscal law. Its not really nuclear, it just simply destroys based on the whim of it's operator, who is also subject to all of it's properties.


There. You have been out autismed. Also, since reality isint real, I just write you out of existence by not thinking about you anymore. adios kiddo. nothing personnel.

>>33831494
Best bait 2017

>>33831494
Here's the situation. I am the desert, I am the dunes. I swallow you whole. No one expects it, you'd die.

>>33831494
Here's the situation. I'm in the desert, camouflaged against the dunes. From out of nowhere, I teleport behind you (I've seen you from afar). No one expects it, you die.

>>33831452
I've heard drone strikes are pretty effective.

>>33835511
You forgot to add "nothing personnal, kid"

>>33833999
Nice clock and trips.

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>>33831628
There's too many liabilities with a fist, sure it's a fun to rip and tear but you really become a drag on yourself and the entire team.

>what if you miss
>what if you exhaust yourself
>blocks fist with, well just about anything really
>doesn't die from fist
>hand breaks because somehow punching a helmet was a good idea
>gun costs about the same as five trips to Costco, so why even bother with fists unless it's an extreme emergency (you lost your gun and knife)
>OP is likely a fat ass, thus whine and kicks up too much dust, giving away your position
>OP's huffing and puffing
>fist travel time
>too light
>too much movement, you may not know which bag of Doritos and Mountain Dew you need to drag along to make sure OP doesn't exhaust himself and whine

And the list goes on faggots.

>>33835559
>personnel

>>33831630
Yes, but he has hearing range you mo-ron. What are you deaf.

>>33831494
Shit guys OP has sneak 100.

>>33831494
Here's the situation. I'm in the desert, camouflaged against the dunes. From out of nowhere, I sneak behind you (I've seen you from afar) and beat my meat. You turn around as I finish. What do?

>>33835728
No one expects it, you die.

>>33831494
Here's the situation. I'm in the desert, camouflaged against the dunes. From out of nowhere, a sandworm eats you (it sensed you from afar) and swallows you down. Everyone expects it, you'd die.

>>33831494
Here's the situation. I'm in the desert, sporting a Dragon Dildo brand XL Chance horsecock strapon. From out of nowhere, I sneak behind you (I've lubed it while afar) and make you my mare. No one expects it, you'd die

>>33831494
Here's the situation. I'm in the desert, camouflaged against the dunes. From out of nowhere, I sneak behind you (I've seen you from afar) and mock you for being a raging autist. No one expects it, you'd die

>>33831452
*shoots you from 400yds*