Any female operators on here?

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No.
You have to have testicles to OPERATE just ask /k/.

>>33831323
girls can have penises too

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there once was, but it turned out to be somebody's autistic sister caught up in some jacked up incest midget mash fest. we even saw her delicious flat chest, not gonna lie tho i'd totally lock legs and swap gravy with her even tho she got the nickname 'grand canyon' cuz ya know she had a wide dry gaping gash that everybody could cum in as they please and pleasure there was even a donkey in there HEEHAW

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>>33831343
No.
>>33831345
lol

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>>33831345
shit somebody must have GIRL's nudes, i wanna see

>>33831323
>>33831364
propaganda wenches don't count.
>implying she wasn't just a rape plushie...
>>33831343
nor do mentally ill castrati.

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since this thread is shit. I need advice /k/. I've just learned that I'm autistic. how do I go on with life now?

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>>33831438
I do.
Not gonna postem
>>33831463
shhhhh
>>33831486
were all a little mental just live with it enjoy it i know i do

>>33831291
>Girls
>Liking guns and weapons

Wew

>>33831486
who cares nigga

live on with your life and use your autism as a get out of jail free card every now and then

>>33831486
do not ever adopt a victim mentality. learn every day to control your thoughts just a little bit more. challenge yourself. there is nothing on earth you cannot do. refuse to accept failure. take responsibility for every minute of the rest of your life and do something with them.

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Yes. pic related

>>33831496
don't fukkin sush me. who the fuck do you think you are?

>>33831521
I don't feel autistic?

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>>33831496
bro you don't understand she got my dick fully fuckin torqued

>>33831496
That is one hot picture.

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>>33831533
just some /k/unt.
now shoooosh
>>33831538
why? aint nothin special about GiRL she was a bitch with a plank body
>>33831546
meh

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>>33831562
that's nasty

>>33831535
first, you might not be. your psyciatrist might just be getting you hooked on drugs for dem juicy kickbacks. or it may just be lazy or stupid.

however, it wouldn't matter if you did feel autistic. autism isn't a death sentence.

every day above ground you have the power to do something worthwhile and interesting, so do so. go out there and live, before you wind up in a nursing home having wasted your only life as a victim like every other pathetic coward in our generation.

>>33831562
oh. you're one of THOSE. stay irrelevant, whore.

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>>33831584
thats GiRL for ya
>>33831598
sure will thanks

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>>33831438
I have this one.

>>33831646
>rail covers on the flat top
boner killed

>>33831291
Hey.... I'm a chick. I have mp5 a4 ....
I also love to eat pussy. And take it in the ass! ;)

>>33831662
>I've had that pic for years
>Just now noticed

The power of boobs.

>>33831562

but why would you post that rag

>>33831562
>meh
I agree. Too skinny.

>>33831486
>since this thread is shit

I also have a question because why not.

30 y/o kissless virgin here. How far up shit creek am I if I actually want to try dating girls? I haven't given a damn for the last ten years, but lately a coworker has caught my attention.

>>33831700
I'll tell you what I tell my online friend who is also a wizard.

Just buy a fucking hooker. If you haven't even fucked a girl chances are you're too awkward to try dating one.

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>>33831674
Just a reminder
>>33831675
yup
>>33831700
know your handicap friend

>>33831291
There's some tripfag Arab girl that posts on here occasionally. Met her irl at some Florida meetup.

>>33831711
>chances are you're too awkward to try dating one.

IDK man, I've been thinking about it for a week and it finally hit me that I am tired of not having a warm lady in my life.

>Buy a fucking hooker
Hmm....

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>>33831722
>arab
>guns
Lucky to get away with your life

>>33831734
>I am tired of not having a warm lady in my life.
No shit. Girls are awesome (for the most part).

>>33831715
Just stay away from girls like these and you'll be good.

Just ask her out for a drink you fag. Don't sperg out. If you're on /k/ you're probably already a lost hope anyways so at least go for it.

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>>33831750
Yep women like me are like a bullet train to shitville.

>>33831750
>Just ask her out for a drink you fag.
We were out drinking with a group on Friday. I had dinner in mind.

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>>33831767
We'll if you've already been out with her in a social group there's no reason you can't directly ask her out for a 1 on 1.. assuming you at least had some minimal conversation with her whilst you were out in the group. I mean is it more than an obsession? Was there eye contact? Did you.... flirt? Solo conversation? Body language? If she says yes she says yes, if not there's plenty of other choices. Like prostitutes.

Good night and good luck.

>>33831666

those trips dont lie... pls dont be fat

>>33831666
>I'm a girl btw

>>33831486
Join the Marines, you'll fit in.

>>33831291
Not operator. Just like shooting guns.

Did some stupid stuff few years ago, so dad don't let me shoot his guns anymore and I'm NEET so can't afford my own.

not an operator but I am tryna get into guns
>tfw live in cuckifornia tho
>tfw even if I could get a CCW the way I dress I'd basically always print

>>33831797
>We'll if you've already been out with her in a social group there's no reason you can't directly ask her out for a 1 on 1..
Good point. We do work lunches quite frequently.
>assuming you at least had some minimal conversation with her whilst you were out in the group.
Friday was my birthday and she teamed up with another of our friends to make it a great one for me.
>I mean is it more than an obsession?
On my part? I don't think so.
>Was there eye contact?
Yeah.
>Did you.... flirt?
Don't think so.
>Solo conversation?
Yes. This is probably a zero indicator but there was an occasion last week where she worked late and specifically asked me to help her for the sake of company.
>Body language?
At work, no, but the other night she was right next to me the entire night and not by accident.
>If she says yes she says yes, if not there's plenty of other choices. Like prostitutes.
There's worse fates than being friend-zoned.
>Good night and good luck.
Thanks

>>33831669
You sir, don't belong here.

>>33833245
You sound like a good guy. If you're like that with her I'm sure it's headed in the right direction. Just don't try to rush things. You don't seem like the type that would have that problem though.

>>33832661
What did you do?

>>33832671
Let's see the way you dress

>>33833560
Got shitfaced drunk and masturbated with pistol he gave me as birthday gift.

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>>33833624
What was the pistol? Did it feel good?

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>>33833624
Sticking something in your ass does not count as masturbating, faggot.

>>33833665
FN 1920. It wasn't very pleasant and I also got an infection.

>>33833679
>le no girls on the internet

>>33833624
Was it loaded?

>>33833761
No, fortunetely, but I didn't check it before doing the thing.

>>33831496
>i've been here long enough to recognize that picture
nice try anon, guaranteed replies

>>33833718
No. It's not that. I know a lot of women who are into sport shooting(like my sister), but no one of them knows how to differ between different locking mechanisms, firearm applications beyond olympic shooting, gun laws etc. and see it as just another hobby.
All of them are 30+ or 15- and get dragged into it either by their husband or brother. They would certainly have something better to do than hanging out in a bhutanese tango dancing forum.

Also, do you by any chance mean the FN Model 1910/22, as their motorcycles are quite difficult to masturbate with?

>>33833933
If you don't have anything to do with your life you eventually gravitate to sites like this.

Yes, meant model 1910/22.

>>33833979
Do you still have the pistol, or took your dad it?Was a gift after all.

>>33834007
Took it.

Entire situation got pretty nasty. He also beat the shit out of me pretty hard. First for "improper use", second when I asked him next day if it was loaded.

>>33834033

What a happy hick family.

>>33834090
So what would you do on his place, big city man?

>>33834124
I'm not even from a city. I certainly wouldn't hit my daughter. If she's an adult, it's not my fault if she kills herself while trying something stupid.

>>33831486
Nothing has changed. You didn't become autistic cause you already were. Read up on it, see where you are on the spectrum. Then keep living, buy more guns, fuck bitches, and be captain shortbus.

>>33834140
>losing child is no big deal if it isn't my fault

On top of that, you implied like this was some "unenlightened" behavior.

>>33834184
It's not a big deal if it's not my fault.It's not like the child belongs to me. And the risk to loose my child actually grows when I hit it.

>>33831700
>30 years
>not having a kiss
I turned 20 in march, and im moving in with my qt gf tomorrow

>>33834404
Your young and foolish, destined for heart break and lonely night's of unfufilling masturbation as you eat take-out.
Also congrats. Does the little lady approve of gunz?

>>33834394
nice b8, had me going for a while

>>33831646
Muh dick

>>33834439
I'm not baiting. Where do you think you are?

>>33835272
If you aren't baiting, then you are retarded. Either way not worth my time.

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>>33831535
This is actually profound.

I've seen a friend diagnosed autistic. While the diagnosis didn't surprise me, he was reasonably functional before it. He was a weird guy, but respectable and generally pleasant to be around and did very well in school. Presumably he was always autistic, but he didn't retreat into himself and start behaving like a typical autistic kid until someone told him he was. He went from fairly functional and apparently pretty happy to barely functional and clearly miserable. Despite a run of every AP class available up until the diagnosis, after he dropped all of them and struggled in remedial classes. Maybe he always had autism, but he didn't suffer from it until someone told him he should.

Anon, feeling autistic matters a hell of a lot more than being autistic. At most, the diagnosis is information regarding why you do some things the way you do them, and how you might do things differently knowing that. You are the same person you were yesterday, and if you like that person you don't really owe it to anyone to change. If you do want to adapt in some ways, you are armed with some knowledge concerning where and how to do so.

>>33831521
This anon is right.

Besides anon, you cant possibly be as much of a faggot as op.

>>33831562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw3mFXOwRgw

>>33836319
This is me. It hurts.

>>33831711
>Just buy a fucking hooker.
Buying a hooker is just expensive masturbation. Just try with girls and if that doesn't work turn gay or stop caring.

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>>33833567
Not me obviously, but
short shorts and tanktop life

>>33834404
I thought I didn't give a fuck. Life happens.

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>>33833370
I failed this one also.

>>33833839
Too bad, If it was loaded you might learn not to stick things up your fanny.
M8...

>>33833624
....how did they find out....

>>33838035
The first human projected to live to 150 has already been born, you've got plenty of time. Don't rush but definitely imply your looking for some quality with someone and hey she might be that someone.

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>>33838187
>The first human projected to live to 150 has already been born

Holy shitballs.