>ITT /k/ all lives in the same bunker

>>33826781
Within an hour at least 5 people would be shot from somebody NDing

WOULD YOU TURBOSPERGOS STOP SPRAY PAINTING DICKS EVEYWHERE?

>>33826781
fuck that.

>>33826781
>>ITT /k/ all lives in the same bunker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_52iUs-b8Po

>>33826803
And at least 7 people claiming it's not his fault, it happens to everybody eventually.

>>33826805
THOSE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ICBM'S! STOP CRITICIZING MY ART

>>33826781
Traps arn't gay guys, its just like being alpha to fuck traps.

>>33826781
>we need to go look for some supplies
>OK, get the cars
https://youtu.be/7mTzUT7XkKE?t=47

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>>33826781
>ALL of /k/

haha, not for long

>Someone finds someone elses pony Plush.
>It becomes a manhunt.

>>33826781
>1st night
>None sleep as the bunker echos with the sound of nogunz being purged
>Syrup and tea flow through the grenade slumps, slowly congealing into a sweet, sickly mass.
>Tomorrow, the /pol/acks and the niggers

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>>33826781
>Hey guys, just scored some game in the garden outback. How'd I do?

>>33826781
>Hour 1
>Mass arguing, threatening, randoms shots from NDs being heard from time to time
>Hour 2 and beyond
>Sex orgy

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>>33826781

>>33826803
>sks slam fires with tapco 20 rounders loaded with cheap as shit wolf hollow points result in a fuckload of casualties

In other news

>cheetos dust. Everywhere.
>people constantly caught jerking off everywhere
>dispite being a crowd of hundreds of people, there are maybe 10 guns among them, all nuggets.

>>33826923
>Hour 3
Orgy and shots simultaneously.

>Hour 10
All ladyboys are now handicapped due to excessive use.

>>33826803
Additionally, a handful of people who have no business anywhere near a medkit will take their fully stocked trauma kits out and try to operate.

>>33826907
Nogunz but lots of homemade explosives here. Don't fuck with me unless you want to be wearing white phosphorous perfume.

>>33827123
>Gets drilled by a dropfired SKS

someone please drop a nuke

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>>33826781

>>33826781
>be me
>the only hasfunz on this ruined board
>take my pic of the traps
Cull the rest of you pathetic fat/hungry skelingtons and enjoy my bunker

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>>33826803

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>>33826781
Sorry guys, but I need to use the one wall socket to charge the 16 different lights and lasers I have on my AR and helmet.

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Id leave whatevers outside couldnt possibly be worse than all of /k/ in one place.

>>33826998
Good to know I'm not the only one who had a crack at cleaning up that picture

TRAPS ARE GAY

JUST CAUSE THEY DRESS LIKE A CHICK DON'T MEAN THEY ARE A CHICK THEY GOT A DICK THAT'S GAY

>cooks keep cumming in the food and telling nobody
>one day a pic is leaked of them mixing cum in the brownies

>janitor closets constantly guarded to keep closeted /pol/acks from getting at the chlorine and bleach within and ghetto-gassing the whole place while screaming "WE ARE A BOARD OF PEACE"
>constant fights and shitfits between all the general threads and autistic fucks from /arg/ and company
>tripfag heads mounted on pikes throughout the halls as a warning to anyone planning on being an obnoxious fuckhead
>probably devoid of life within a week after multiple gassings, civil wars, and autistic shitfits in the halls
Sounds like paradise.

>>33827255
hhehe
dubs confirm the already known traditional /k/ story

>>33827203
This movie series is like every /k/ommando's wet dream, isn't it?

>>33827270
I like the part about disemboweling the tripfags

>>33827270
/pol/lacks would improvise some ghetto gas and flood the trap and black sections of the bunker with it and then purity spiral until only one of them is left.

I'd play poker with you guys, we'll use bullets as chips.

Guys. Stop putting the jizz socks in the same laundry load as the other clothes, we wash those separately. Last warning.

>>33827346
We'd argue over value of bullets
>.300 blackout is the highest value!
>No fuck off, it's 54r

>>33827270
O

How many fatties could someone kill before anyone notices?

>>33827367
>stockpile 6/8mm ammo for tards with surplus mausers and hakim rifles
> sell at exorbitant trade rates in the bunker

>>33827276

actually, it's fucking terrible.

>bad acting
>bad dialogue
>bad cinematrography
>choppy as fuck editing
>contrived plot
>man character says, "right?" about 12 times every monologue
>half of movie is main character monologuing over random clips of shooting
>political "subtext" is far from subtle it feels like a propaganda film produced by alex jones
>the gun sounds suck
>clickity-clackity every time he touches a rifle

really, it's 2/10

*Bangs a trap in the corner*

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put live ordnance in box.
>"I HAVE THE MOST GUCCI AR-15 OF ALL"
>"YOU MUST FOLLOW ME BECAUSE MY AR IS THE MOST GUCCI!"
>"post ar faggot"
>"ITS IN THIS BOX!"
>haul ass to other side of bunker
>/arg/ collectively eliminates its self out of contempt for someone claiming to be most gucci
>the bunker is now safe

dont worry guys ill save us.

>>33827466
too THICC...

>implying there wouldn't there wouldn't immediately be spergelord arguments between FAL/AK/AR fanboys that immediately devolved into a bloody, autistic civil war.
>only survivors take the few remaining traps (not gay) and tunnel further unnaground

does everyone here make the distinction between traps and shemales?

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>>33827466
disgust

>>33827253
>dies instantly

>>33827534
honestly i think majority of /k/ would be too pussy to fight.

they would gather into little cliques and quietly whisper shit about the other groups.

>>33827517
Your sacrifice will never be forgotten.

>>33827589

this, for the most part.

there are a good number of real vets on here, but I'm sure we'd mostly keep to our own little group and shit talk all the civs.

>>33827563
Shemales are trying to be women, but traps just want to dress like a girl and get fucked like one, right?

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Who invited the vegan family?

>>33827645
Yeah
Shemales have fake breasts and hormone therapy to develop T H I C C ass and soft female skin

Traps are for faggots though

Shemales not.

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WHO TOUCHED MY STUFF

>>33827666
>those trips
>vegans

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Young anons are told bedtime stories about police dogs biting antifa

>>33827695
Nice collection. I-I didn't touch it though, I only admired them.

>>33827695
Yo that was me.
I'm still trying to decide between the firm and medium.

>>33826781
Tripfags are assassinated 1 by 1 as /k/ tries to locate the source of the chemo

I'd gas all you trapped faggots without a single bit of hesitation

>Gas the bunker
>Collect free nuggets from the 3 people on /k/ that own guns

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>>33827466
Moar.

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>>33827871

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Who wants to look at riot pics?

I just pooped in the air purifier

your move cunts

>The Bun/k/er.
>When the End came, we went into the Bun/k/er.
>After the first few days, factions formed.
>/pol/ became the Reich, comprising most of /arg/ and the fudds they make a dangerous opponent.
>Slavshit owners and Reddit refugees formed the Red Block.
>The Red Block is full of trannies, degenerates, and Slavshit owners. They have the most numbers, but are more akin to a mob than a army.
>Then there is the /k/ult.
>The /k/ult has the least members, but is probably the most dangerous.
>Their ideology, is The Kube.
>The Kube is an unknown entity, and details are unclear, but from captured /k/ultists give the impression of a massive cube of fused weapons and ammunition.
> The /k/ult tells us that The Kube tells them to kill in its name, and to add to its body weapons captured from bodies from of the slain.
>Terrifyingly, there is simply NO room in the Bun/k/er for this Kube, yet even under torture /k/ultists refuse to recant their faith.
>Both factions lose people to the /k/ult, taken away by them.
>At first, this appeared to be for sacrifices but the truth soon became horribly known.
>After some /k/ult members were killed, their robes were pulled off, to discover that they were the people taken by the /k/ult.
>All over their bodies they had carved into their flesh simple cubes, and the words, "Ave Caedes Cubi" when translated from Latin means, "Hail Murder The Cube.

>>33828438
Fucking nice. Can a non mobilefag cap this please?

>>33828438
And each faction steals each other's traps and femboys to satisfy its men.

>>33826781
slowly devolves into a weird tribal community.

The plinksters gang, those who use .22.

Then you have the Slavs

And the MCWherboos

Lets not forget the Ironsides vs the Plastiboys.

CAN YOU DIG IT? CANNNN YOU DIIIIIIIG IT?! *gets shot*

Only one with deck of cards. Poker & Texas Hold em. Chips? We use rounds. 9mm = 1, 45 = 5, 5.56 = 10, so on.

Who wants in?

>>33828588
>not mentioning the great AK v AR gang rivalry

>>33826781
>/k/omrade picks up jar of clear liquid in fridge
>FUCK NO MAN DON'T DRINK THAT
>Why
>I'm making HMTD in that!
>No man I had a glass of water in this jar
>But I had like 3 HMTD reactions going in jars like that!
>Well how the fuck do I know which one is my water?
>I don't know man, just... assume everything in the fridge is actually high explosives man...

A similar incident actually happened in my house the other day.

Could we all agree to purge /arg/ from the bunker?

>>33828701
Had that issue with Vodka when all the other guys renting the house were learning how to use stills to make liquor.

>>33828727
Can I loot some ARs in the process?

>>33828736
I don't see why not

>>33827589
I don't think the majority of /k/ wants to fight.

We're not dumb niggers who want to beat everyone who thinks differently than us. (well, except for the /pol/acks but they'd be culled quickly). There'd be a lot of IRL shitposting and a few brawls, but I feel like it would be a lot more like English barroom, drink and fight then make up over more drinks kind of atmosphere than the serious faction warfare everyone else is predicting.

>>33827449

But it was entertaining for an over the top stupid movie, have to be buzzed to find the point.

>>33826781
>Days 1-3
Haha nogunz faggots, pussy brought a fuckin crossbow and sword to the /k/abin, fuckin weaboo mallninja edgelord shit

>Days 3+
Wtf the nogunz has the only viable weapons now that we all discharged literally every round of ammo we possess in three days, fuck this man

>>33828730
That's a little less rage inducing though.

Like if I went to drink water and it was Vodka, I'd be surprised but not really angry. I'd probably keep drinking.

But if I went to drink water and it was hydrogen peroxide with weird filmy shit in it, I'd be a little pissed off, like my roommate was when he drank out of my HMTD reaction

>>33826781
The war between /arg/ and the slavaboos finally breaks out after the slavaboos hijack the intercom system and play hardbass and bandit radio on repeat throughout the whole bunker for several days straight

>>33828736
>>33828747
But then as a result you are /arg/ and will be subsequently purged.

>>33828853
The problem was they used the Sprite, 7up 2 liters as well. Everything you drank that was clear was a risk.

>>33826781
I would hang mugi by the neck until dead. Same with that goat dude.

>>33828901
Fuck that's a lot of vodka. Your house must have been a hell of a party

>>33828892
But I own guns that aren't AR's and I've never even built/owned one before, how can I be /arg/?

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We better have some really fucking good ventilation in there or we're going to suffocate to the smell of fart, shit, piss, cum, vomit, sweat and gunpowder. Also that one /pol/shitter with all the zyklon-b.

>>33828937
Our whiskey trials were... interesting.

Question:

Can we dig tunnels under the bunker. Field issue shovels and all that?

>>33829034
OP here.
Obviously, this is /k/'s home afterall. What would it be without an extensive unnaground feature.

>>33828727
Can we keep MilSurpDude alive tho, I like him

Meanwhile the molemen expand the bunker to depths even angels fear to tread. What they are searching for remains the speculation of much nervous discussion.

>>33826781
"WILL SOMEONE GET RID OF THESE GODDAMN ANTS ALREADY FUCK!"

"How the hell did these ants get in this bunker anyways!?"

>tfw fat autist clogs up hallway to cafeteria and everyone else starves to death

>>33829786
They search for the murder/k/ube brother.

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>>33828521
Here you go

>>33828438
I'd like to think unnaground breaks in and joins the /k/ult as their struggling to fight off the Reich and bloc, despite how deus ex machina trope that sounds

Jesus fuck why did I bring a 21 inch barrel the fucking thing keeps getting caught on the doorways.

>>33828438
>Bun/k/er pt.2
>The Red Block is an unholy alliance of Slavshit owners, traps, Reddit refugees and proto communists. They share a hatred of Trump for multiple reasons, for the Slavshits, because Trump didn't end the Russian import ban, the traps and Reddit refugees because Trump is LITERALLY HITLER. Due to this, they are at constant war with the Reich.

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oi u cheeky fakin cunts. lemme see em spoon permits o' else yeh gonna hit the slammeh innit.

>>33830248
*pulls out a butter knife*
back off cunts

>>33830124
It's more like a diabolus ex machina. The whole point of us being there is to find, and dig up the Kube. Think of The Marker in Dead Space.

>>33826894
No, a deer plush

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>>33830321
>Not a live deer kept tied up

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>>33828438
Reminds me of this one

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>>33830452
>not a cougar

>Permanent tinnitus after 1 day and hearing loss after a full week.

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>random skinwalker storms the front door
>nobody can sleep because groans and metal wrecking sounds
>some /k/ommandos from the bear-removal unit grab their 10 bore shotguns and loads them with slugs
>they pledge to the murder/k/ube and go out trougth the machine gun windows
>shoots fired,groans and screams and them silence
>no one cames back
>some people start throwing granades trought the windows in hope to at least hurt the skinwalker
>just add more groans sounds
>and them more claws start to attack the front door
>some are praying,crying in fear or just hopping it to stop
>others are preparing their ptrd's,deuces and anything that coud be fixed
>someone gets the idea of going to the rooftops to snipe them
>he goes to the rooftops with some of the fudd and hunting units
>they close the roof door and after some second later we hear screams
>and them flesh being squezeed
>a skinwalker appear througt the machine gun window
>the fire team starts shooting randomly
>it gets in
>they run in fear and seal the place
>a /pol/tard start trowing bottles with zyklon-b trough the air hole
>the gas start going into the nest... and then backwards
>the/pol/tard seal the passage from inside and dies in the gas
>the lights start blinking
>a guy with a rpg cant stand it anymore and tries to shoot the door
>everyone there tries to stop him
>in the middle of the struggle he shoots at the ceiling
>helloinskinwalker.mp3
>everyone start shooting at the hole
>some skinwalkers start falling from the hole
>some are dead,some others get up
>they start eating the ones who are too close
>after a hour or so of fighting the bunker the /k/omander and /k/omisars start already to realice how bad the thing is
>they declare state of full happening
>everyone now is fighting or being eaten
>as for me i just radio the orders of the /k/omissar of my division
>I realice i am alone
> On a cold board I am waiting for them,Crouched in the darkest part of my room,Rifle in hand, I wait my end

>>33830452
>>33830504
guys, guys, we already have an offical bestiality thread up

>>33828281
>GEM getting diapers
>BLACK man supporting his children
>Middle of a fucking riot

This is making my head explode, but can't knock a man for having his priorities straight.

>>33830495
That was a read but o am i laffin

>>33829601
No, he's the worst offender in /arg/. Actually, if we just got rid of him the rest could stay in the bun/k/er.

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>>33830666
Is that the Underfaggot?

>>33830685
Yes. He's the only trip i've ever had to filter on 4chan.

>>33830685
Yea, he's 63 fucking years old too.

>>33827276
What series? ive seen pics from it left and right, whats it about?

>>33830721
The only good 60-year-old 4channer was Grumpy Jii-san, and I'm pretty sure he's dead now.

>>33830756
No, I'm not going to let you turn into a 63 year old goatloving cockfag. You'll thank me on your wedding night.

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>>33830756
>>33830777
Oh wait, I was looking at something else. the movie is Rampage, and only the first one is decent as long as you don't take it seriously. For something better in the same vein, go watch God Bless America.

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>>33830510
Fucking this. The language of the bun/k/er would be fucking ASL because we'd all be deaf as posts after a week

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>>33830841
So, are we going to force one of the traps into dressing up like Shizune, or...?

>>33830550
Good god, spellcheck is there for a reason

>>33828597
Fuck you faggot!
45 is worth 1 and 9mm is 5
9mm is way better than 45
Only steers and queers shoot 45.

>>33826781
Become the town slut.

Assuming this is a giant ass bunker, I think it would break down into factions consisting of the various generals, except for the No Guns:

>The Bun/k/er

No Guns
>The largest "faction". Essentially the homeless of the bunker. They wander about setting up shantytowns. Some try to bullshit their way into the various chambers controlled by the general threads with their meme tier gun knowledge.

/arg/
>Second largest faction, but also the most chaotic with constant infighting. At least one or two trips get shot per night amongst the fighting. Half show up in fursuits and refuse to remove, even when showering.

/akg/
>Similar to /arg/, but smaller and with less infighting. They spend most of the day with rifles stripped down, screeching about trunion and tang construction, while treating the wounds the Century owners whose rifles were incorrectly head spaced.

/brg/
>One of the more interesting factions, /brg/ is broken down into separate "states" based off of their choice of battle rifle. The PTR owners are often mocked to the point of opening fire; however the only casualties are caused by their near super sonic ejected brass, since they can't seem to hit anything anyway.

/ktg/
>These are the more social creatures of the bunker, often seen bartering among the No Guns, trading their blades for whatever the No Guns have been able to scavenge inside and outside the bunker. Become notorious for forcing the No Guns to leave the bunker in search of wild game, arming them only with Cold Steel spears.

/wfg/
>Realizing they will no longer be able to get their (you)'s, many of the writers commit suicide within the first hour. Of the remaining writers. half of them document the going-ons in the bunker, hoping to sell their accounts of what happened when (if) they make it out. The other half is too busy literally fucking their own rifles.

/ak/
>Pretty much the /a/ of the bunker. There is large amount in infighting, almost exclusively related to "waifu wars". These conflicts are settled exclusively with slap fights. They typically keep to themselves, except for the occasional Anon who wanders in thinking they are /akg/... they often do not make it out alive.

/GQ/
>Priding themselves by their choice in gear and tactical patches, these are by far the most easily recognizable of the Anons in the Bun/k/er. Now feeling validated, they seem to be the the happiest, since they actually get to use all of the gear they have procured by taking a second mortgage out on their homes. Will happily break down their load out to the very last detail and explain it to anyone willing to listen. Considered misunderstood by many.

I spent too much time on this.

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>standard issue uniform

>>33831216
>>33831229
>Own guns (Mosin and Lee Enfield)
>Don't own AR
>Don't own AK
>Don't own a BR
>Own two knives but not knife autistic
>Not a writer
>Like some anime and would a 2d girl but not autistic over it
>Own some very basic camo and military surplus clothes but not /GQ/ level by any means
Where the fuck do I go

>>33831456
Back to Cabelas, Elmer

>>33831456
With the rest of the normies. Out of the bunker

It's probably a better place to be than in it

>>33831286
Does anybody make thigh rigs for an Obrez? Asking for a friend

p.a. screeches
>Attention in the /k/ompound, announcements follow
>Mess hall will be closed from 0100 to 0130 for yearly cleaning
>Tonights meal will be chicken tendies, again
>Whoever keeps defecating in the clearing bucket is hereby ordered to stop.
>Whoever keeps upper decking the Officers Latrine is hereby ordered to stop
>Tonights movie in the mess hall will be "Red Dawn", the shitty one with that Hemsworth guy.
>And finally, tomorrow is inspection day. So please dispose of any contraband, such as MLP toys, pornographic materials, and feminine looking boys you may have captured from the local village
>That is all

>>33830913
>force one of the traps into dressing up like Shizune
You assume there are none dressed as her already

>>33826923
This sounds like a good time.

>>33831606
>Update
>This afternoons cockroach races have been canceled. One of the two Turks participating broke his ankle
>That is all

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>be unnaground
>digging is a way of life down here, we dig to live, and live to dig. I hardly remember life on the surface
>all I know is the dark, damp, thin air of the tunnels
>hear stories of a great divide that happened many years ago. when all men lived on the surface
>those who inhabited the virtual space known as /k/ - Weapons experienced a rift among their ranks when the great happening happened
>some took up spade and dug, seeking refuge from the woes of the surface under the surface of the protective earth
>but most chose to stay on the surface, and they are believed to now inhabit a large stone fortress the elders call the bun/k/er
>little is known about the bun/k/er or those who inhabit it other than that us and them were once very much the same though we had many disagreements
>one day the Surface Reconnaissance /k/orps brings news of a large concrete structure within a few kilometers of our furthest tunnels reaches
>the elders review photographs of their findings, and confirm the suspicions. it is definitely the bun/k/er
>we begin to do the only thing we know. dig.
>with the help of the Surface Reconnaissance /k/orps and our honed digging skills we dug tunnels directly to the structure
>but what were we to do once we reached them?
>the elders warned us that those who inhabit the surface are not like us. they are depraved and lustful beings who know not the way of the spade and the life of hard work one must live unnaground, but they live lives of decadence and leisure
>we are ordered to make peaceful contact, but to prepare for the worst
>the fateful day comes when our tunnels are confirmed to be directly under their compound
>we start digging straight up until we hit solid concrete
>we plant the explosives and gear up for what lies above
>wearing standard issue digging helmets and tinted goggles to protect from surface light, we detonate the charges and begin climbing up into the bunker
>the resulting battle would be told by the elders for generations

>>33831854
>we surface and immediately were engulfed in fire from all sides and wouldn't last long pinned down in a hole like this
>fortunately we breached the surface in more than one spot and had support coming from the west
>within seconds the bulk of the enemy's fire shifts away allowing us to climb up and move for cover with only a few casualties. their sacrifice will not be forgotten.
>the surface dwellers are well equipped, but are weaker in comparison to us who dig.
>they tire easily and are easily overwhelmed in hand to hand combat
>the bunker appears to be separated in wings, inhabited each by a different fraternity among the bun/k/er dwellers.
>the factions were foretold by the elders as those who pray to Eugene Stoner, those who pray to Mikhail Kalashnikov, those who pray to the Battle Gods, those who pray to the gods of surplus, the followers of Eastern indulgences, the scribes, and those who belonged to the death cult of the /k/ube.
>those unnaground are mostly followers of the /k/ube, but were less radical than the savages of the surface
>our teams split up, the Stoner worshipers were easily overwhelmed as most of them had little to no actual experience shooting their rifles
>the Kalashnikov followers put up fierce resistance and fought to the last man but were overtaken eventually
>the other factions were taken in due time by the sheer superiority of the digging man
>but the cult of the /k/ube were unlike any foe we had ever fought
>they killed not because they feared their lives were at stake, they killed for the glory of their benevolent god of death. many of our men were lost to the /k/ube cultists, and their bodies never recovered no matter how we searched

>>33831997
>the bun/k/er was full of great stashes of ammo and weapons which were brought back to the tunnels as spoils of war
>but there was plenty of the decadent gratifications of surface dwellers that the elders told us about
>replicas of the phallic organs of beasts were prized on shelves next to plastic models of cartoon girls
>sexual artwork of anthropomorphic animals and boys dressed as girls was pinned on the walls, not to mention many of the fighters wore the attire of young girls as well despite being men themselves
>we brought news of our findings in the surface fortress to the elders
>they were appalled at the news of what the surface dwellers lived like, but were not surprised. as they once had lived the decadent lives of surface dwellers
>the fortress was demolished after all goods were taken beneath the earth
>and we began to dig again
>thus is life unnaground

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>>33826781

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>here they come!!!!!

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>>33832040

I would probably just set up a sleeping bag and my computer in a grenade sump somewhere and only occasionally come out for food and to take pisses/shits.

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>>33832083

>I keep digging, ignoring the pain, scraping the soil with my hands as my E-Tool broke days ago.
>The Voice keeps calling.
>COME. COME. COME. COME. COME.
>I redouble me efforts, and suddenly the floor gives way.
>I fall into a cavern.
>I hit the floor with a bone jarring impact.
>I lie there, stunned.
>Then, the Voice speaks again.
>YOU ARE HERE.
>I look over.
>There It is.
>The Kube.
>The Kube, is black, void black, gun metal black.
>COME AND SEE.
>I stand, afraid of what to do next. The rational, educated part of me is screaming at me to run.
>But, the primal, animal part tells me to stay.
>I approach.
>Standing next to the Kube, I can feel it's age, and it's rage.
>I touch it.
>And SEE.

>>33828597
>9mm = 1, 45 = 5
lol no, .45 is useless

>>33827666
>Weird
>Literally 99% of people do it and have done it for the entirety of history

>>33826781

I become a leader of the pack and start purging weaklings first.

>>33826781
There should be a catch.
Like.
Unexpectedly you receive a message that you only have 5 seconds before you and only what you carry are magicked away to the /k/ompound.

What do you grab?

>>33832634
Firearm, Go Bag, Authentic Japanese Katana my rich uncle gave me before he went crazy.
Probably all I could get in 5 seconds. If I had more time I'd get shoes, water, etc.

>>33832675
Nope, just tested it. I could grab my Nugget and Go bag before being magicked. 5 seconds is not a lot of time.

>>33832634
My dick

>>33832634
>Only to die of dehydration or starve.

A bland nutrient rich food past, electricity, running water and facilities should already be present.

>>33832520
>being able to afford to eat meat
>not wanting to eat meat
big difference there bud

>britbong division
>99% armed with PCP air rifles, 2.5" knives and rape alarms
>one had a shotgun licence and is revered as a god
>leave an ACOG on the floor in a seemingly empty room
>by the time the /arg/ fag realises it's a airsoft replica he's stabbed to death with sharpened toothbrushes
>"god save the bloody queen mate"

>>33832957
REMOVE

TEA

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>>33826781
>Despite being a fairly large room the chapel of the /k/ube is poorly ventilated
>So great is the use of hoppes no. 9 incense and baptisms that spending a mere minute in the chapel gets you completely high
>/k/ubists become easily the most feared faction because after every sermon they walk back into the general public heavily armed and barely functioning mentally

>>33826781
that would be one big ass bunker to accommodate all the huge fuggin' egos.

>>33827428
I actually see a sex-barter system developing to trade for /gq/ tier surplus gear, and meme-ammo especially. Considering all the traps, fags and mallninja virgins.

>>33827180
Where can I get those scrubs? I already have the mask.

>>33827425
They'd quickly notice the stench and surplus food.

>>33826781
>/k/ommandos log day 102
>the united states now recognizes us as a separate nation in the middle of an Arizona desert. refusing to fight the sub 120000 nugget army we have built
>multiple casualties are still resulting from AD's, working to fix that.

>/k/ommandos log day 200
>the Tacticucks are worshiping their safe queens and the slavs are swimming in cosmoline as normal
>no army dares challenge us
>2 kommandos died yesterday because someone was playing with some gasoline filled shotgun rounds.
>the forest fire is being looked into

>>33829943
>that notif bar
jesus christ anon, get a custom rom or some shit

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>>33826781

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>>33826914
Pretty good.

CLEAN THE GOD DAMN TOILET YOU FILTHY SWINE, feces and semen should Not be everywhere

>>33832142
>SUMP ANON'S AFRIAD TO LEAVE HIS SUMP

>>33827186
This meme again?

>>33833768
what do you expect when dealin' with short bus children?

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>Be me, living in /k/ bunker
>10:00 am, wake up feeling like shit
>bunkermates were shooting guns at the range outside throughout the night
>told them to fuck off with the noise but they wouldn't listen, gunfire kept me up the nearly entire night
>get off bed lazily
>look to leave the room
>tripped on something near the door way and fell on my face
>Wtf.jpg
>Look to see what tripped me
>It was a fucking halberd
>fucking sword bro keeps leaving his stupid antique replica shit lying around
>moved the halberd out of the way so no one else trips over it
>make my way to the bathroom
>gotta tiptoe and be careful not to step on any of the bullets littering the hallway
>Finally reach the bathroom
>gotta search for my toothbrush in a cabinet full of guns
>took a while but finally got it
>smells like fucking gun oil
>Finished brushing and decided to take a piss
>hear a bump on the door
>"occupied" i said
>door opens widely
>"WTF I SAID OCCUPIED!... oh"
>it was just /k/ommando's deer wife
>can he seriously not keep that thing outside?
>finish up and head to the /k/itchen
>already hearing shouting and loud noise from the room
>walk inside
>it's a fuckin mess
>guns on the table, casings on the floor, sword bro's cutting bread with an axe, someone's using a flamethrower to cook eggs,
>fuckin hell
>I say "goodmorning" but no one hears me
>they're to busy arguing about AR's, russia vs the world, gun laws, nazi germany, WW2, military vehicle X being better than military vehicle Y and walking robots
>not getting myself involved in that
>decide to eat some milk and cereal
>grab a box of milk from the fridge
>its fucking empty, WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS
>fuck it ill just use the powdered milk
>someone replaced it with explosive powder
>guess im eating dry ass cereal
>get a bowl and pour my favourite cereal brand into it
>theres some spent shell casings inside my cereal
>took them out and started eating
>everyone is still arguing and making a mess of things
Theres no place like home

>>33834993
>tripped on something near the door way and fell on my face
At least it wasn't another one of those fucking wires. Note to the /k/ombat engineers: Stringing up claymores filled with Bad Dragon Cum Lube is not "Just a prank, bro" you fucking knobs.

>>33835086
that;is were you are wrong, my sweet summer child

>>33833768
remember to bring plenty of ratshot for sna/k/e infested shithole.

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>>33835803
Don't worry m8, that bong with the Punt Gun is already on it

>>33835830
ere m8, let me hold ya shooter

>>33831216
> ptr owner
> /pol/ attacks.
> glorious nato round goes straight through all two of them.
> ejected casing kills a trap and falls into a bucket of .22lr, which cook off.
> explosions kill more
and then the murders began

>>33833182
Will suck dick for 7x57.

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After much debate it is decided that high test is best

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>>33826781
>bunker fills with phantom shits before the day is through
>occupants of bunker overdose on the resulting jenkem

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who touched Sasha?


WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!?

>>33836386
Phantom shits

>OP too has spent time onnaboat

>>33836330
>SI swimsuit models after 2002 that arent irina shayk
>Irina Shayk

only one shows you have taste

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>>33837459
Imagine trying to drop acid in the bun/k/er...

Fuck that.

>>33826781
>"Wow, there are surprisingly few guns in here."

>one guy managed to somehow bring along an A-10C
>I murder him in cold blood with a comb and claim it as my waifu, autistically screeching at anyone who claims deer are better
>by day 3 the damn thing has a vagoo installed seamlessly into its airframe
>day 4, I manage to steal the tailhook off the F-14 someone brought (did you seriously think there would only be one guy with a plane? There's three other guys living in a Tu-95 in the west wing of the bunker, dumbass.)
>word gets around about my antics and people are pretty pissed about it
>I haven't shown my face in 20 days
>some /k/ommandos decide that someone needs to put a stop to my autism
>9 guys volunteer to breach the hardened hanger I've taken as my chamber
>everyone knows their real goal is to try and take muh waifu for their own, but no one really cares, since it's obvious that I'm the bigger autist
>they all march in, armed with dildo batons, assorted ARs, slavshit, and fursuits
>they don't come back for 3 days
>a lone trap decides to come in, concerned about the entry team
>everyone tells him that the 9 hogfags are probably just fucking the plane, but she still wants to be sure
>it opens the bulkhead, only to find the 9 hogfags tied up in the corner, struggling to escape the ropes and push the dildos out their assholes
>all of them have ring gags in their mouths
>3 of them have dry spaghetti stuffed in their urethrae
>5 of them are smeared in cum-lube
>the last received both the spaghetti and the lube treatments, as well as cigarette butts stuffed in his nostrils
>I'm sitting in the hog, blackout drunk with MRE wrappers and empty whisky bottles all over the place, a saline IV drip plugged into me, and with a rifle between my legs and a stolen laptop on the plane's wing
>a deactivated rocket is rammed halfway into the plane's pussy
>people decide my autism isn't worth their time and leave me alone
>unnagrounders occasionally break into my hanger
cont.

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>it tends to end in a game of whack-a-mole, but with more ovipositor dildos and corn syrup
>occasionally I manage to catch one of the 4-foot-tall snow-white gremlins in a 55-gallon drum of lube, but they just scurry off into their tunnels, along with the drum
>eventually the stolen dildos and fursuits in my hanger pile up and become an eyesore, so I end up using them as bets during poker games
>guns I don't like see the same fate
>endless drinking, sex with a plane, non-stop verbal shitposting, guns, and a massive bunker to fill with my autism
>life is good

>>33827666
I did. I figured we could them if we ran out of food.

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>>33827339
>/pol/lacks doing anything other than shitting up /k/ and /v/, and failing at trying to argue on /his/.

>>33827449
2/10 is generous.
Especially from a /k/ standpoint.

>What is spacing?
>Completely jumps out of cover to shoot the good guy (or bad guy?)
>No muzzle flashes
>What's recoil?
>Jumping into explosions
>Protagonist sneezes and kills 3 cops
>Anti gun message that was extremely ironic
>Nobody bleeds, even after massive explosions or multiple gunshot wounds
>SWAT team literally cannot aim
>SWAT team shoots 5.56 that bounces off 1/4 inch steel plates
>Protagonist takes 10 bullets to the chest and doesn't flinch
>Laser accurate dual wielding by the protagonist

Not to mention plot holes so big even the SWAT team could shoot through them

>>33832501
So? It's all about rarity.

>>33832980
Why not just add ventilation?

>>33833259
Cosmoline for the Cosmoline God, nuggets for his nugget throne!

>>33833768
Is it bad that I'd be okay with cleaning the latrine in exchange for obscure ammo?

>>33827724
What's the point of those shin guards for riot cops? I only see cops in Europe wearing them.

>>33835086
Sorry, as a Nogunz it's my only way to protect my anus or lubricate it in case of a breach.

>>33837488
>and 95% of them are nuggets

>>33839959
Shut! Reminds me that I should work /onnafarm/ while I'm /innabunker/. An army marches on its stomach.

>>33840378
There is no marching within the confines of the bun/k/er

You poorfags with the Mosins STOP STEALING MY FUCKING MRES

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>>33827253
I GOT 12 REASONS YOU'RE WRONG, FAGGOT!

>>33840728
>"shotty"
>nu-remington
>anime
Gayer than boipucci desu

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Awkward conversations about the 6,000,000

>>33841025
What ABOUT the 60,000,000? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS GUY-IM IS CRACKING JOKES ABOUT THE 600,000,000

>>33841127
With talk like that I'm beginning to thing you forgot the 6,000,000,000

>>33840615
Yeah but there's no starving either

>>33840728
Well why don't you just bump it up by one and off yourself faggot?

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After being called "burger" one too many times a highly unstable anon began devising a plan to rid the bun/k/er of all foreigners

>>33840937
>nu-remington
It's not a remington, some turkish company, works pretty well.

>>33840309
to guard their shins obviously.

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Tell me not, with bitter cumber
Unnaground is but a meme
The empty hole is dead in slumber
without the mole's esteem

The cube is real! The cube is holy!
A grave is not its hole
"Just wing it and go very slowly"
Are the words of the mole

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GUYS
guys

you know what this bunker needs
a WALL

>>33826781
If /k/ were all living in a bunker during/before/after the happening, i would see us more like The Boomers or The Gun Runners rather than Mad Max,
as cool as that would be tho

>>33826781

GUYS


PLS

STOP

MASTURBATING

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>day 125
>we find a stash of M1 garands after raiding a nearby village
>day 126
>we suffer 5 casualties from garand thumb, untold scores from garand penis

>>33845941
>untold scores from garand penis

occupation hazard

>>33827276
its pretty great.
watched every one.
fun movies

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ALL /K/OMMANDOS REPORT TO THE CHOW HALL! IT'S SUPPER TIME!

>>33832634
>5 seconds
Hope to god I can get to my web gear in the closet in time.

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>>33848315
Don't forget your cake!

>>33827695
is me except it's catheters and enema bottles
i got dibs on nogunz nurse and quartermaster
i can repair gas masks and field gear preddy gud

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>>33848315
>>33848372
Sorry but I think I'll stick to my 30 year old MREs

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>>33848429
don't skip breakfast! we're having italian

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>>33848427
for example
wwii variable density goggles
still needs new lenses and strap, but amazing how far a jar of coconut oil, a 5-year-old's set of tools, and pure boredom'll get ya
make me bunker quartermaster plz /k/

>>33848429
that korean spaghetti was fucking nasty

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>>33840276
>Letting any of the holy hoppes out of the /k/athedral

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We should learn from the mistakes made by the /k/arrier

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> 4 months after the doors shut
> after the great Hoppes 9 spill and tripp of /K/ strip day dragon dildos start to appear more frequently
> the women here are now blending in with the traps for protection from the white knights
> people arguing over AR and AK , how to wear watches , best dildos/ plastic pussy and their body pillows
> have traps give up their Boi puss for mags and bullets down by the chow hall , bathrooms and garbage area
> I stay to myself trying not to think about getting a pretty boy kitty.
> go to the infirmary to get meds for back pain since cot isn't cozy
> SKS , garand , AK and AR penis removal is much more common in the infirmary
> Bolts , bullet's and bayonets are common sights for anal removal there
> leave and go back to the room passing people on solvents
> lock myself in room
> drink vodka and tourist delight
> rent a boy kitten for the night
> feel depressed and drink more
> go to the basement armory to pray to the /K/ube for guidance after lighting a small bowl of Hoppes 9 incense
> this is my life
> this is OK
> it's not gay if it's a trap right ...
> why did I think this was a good idea ... women are rare but the traps are plenty and look good

Another day in the ground.

>>33826781
I only have one rule

no brownies

>>33831724
Underrated post.

>>33848879
It's just brownies with extra salt and protein .... nothing wrong with them.

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>>33848315
>no tendies again

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33830510
kek
when I was a kid my apparently deaf grandpa thought it was cool for me to shoot in enclosures without earpro, I'm already half way there

>>33848429
nice

>>33848465
Italian?
It's just army noodles and ketchup.

>>33849727
Look closer.

>>33830577
link?

>>33849785
nigga I can't read

>>33828951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jSVwZ8w3C4

When /pol/ meets /k/

>>33827276
No, I don't fantasize about shooting people.

>>33827690
>XY
[ ] not gay
[X] gay

>>33827865
Seconded

>>33848737
Press F to pay respects for our seafaring /k/omrads

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>>33848489
OP here.
Sure thing bud. You can start by seeding all the gas mask filters with hoppes 9 oil.
After that you can re barrel my shot out mosin and after that get started on re-indexing my nagant revolver.
Let's see this shit done by COB Friday mmkay?

>>33830913
No, we aren't going to taint best girl with fagshit

>>33828809
>implying nogunz wouldn't be forced into reloading sweatshops

>>33826781
>>ITT /k/ all lives in the same bunker
Well... Only ones that I know that are big enough are either flak towers or a fuckhuge arch meant to store aircraft under.
Looks like we're moving to Germany.

>>33852490
Pretty certain there are massive cave system bunkers in Norway too. Or NORAD.

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>>33850192
holy fuck that could no be more accurate

>>33826781

Oh hey, someone made brownies!

>>33826781
>bunker
>not oil rigs

Stop spreading my sorrows to the sea.

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Capped for you wonderful /k/ommandos

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> It's been six hours since we arrived
> It was quiet and calm as everyone unpacked
> The cookfags managed to put together something alright
> At around the fourth hour
> Hear ND somewhere in the bunker followed by yelling and footsteps
> Turns out someone was just using +P handloads in a glock
> Leaf next door brought duffel bags of cheap Norinco M1As and SKSs and has been receiving sexual favors for hours on end in return for rifles
> AKG has started a trash fire in the warehouse and has been sitting around it drinking vodka and listening to bandit radio non-stop
> I go out to grab a drink of water
> Man is bragging about original Rhodie FAL kit that he has
> Shot in cold blood in the hallway and horde of short-short wearing manlets run off towards the dead man's room
> Turn corner
> Man runs around corner in tears, clutching a 'california legal' AR-15 as people laugh at him
> My other neighbor has died of blood loss due to swinging around a cheap stainless katana leading to major bleeding
> My block starts to reek of sulfur and iron
> Older fellow in a racoon skin hat is dragging around the corpse of a skinwalker with a matchlock across his back
> At the seventh hour hundreds of shots from .223 rifles can be heard not far away
> ARG have begun slaughtering each other over attachments, upper and lower choices
> Pick up a Demo-Ranch custom AR-15 off of a dead guy
> Walk back to room
> Stopped by obese man in full SS uniform wielding an artillery luger
> Says I am white enough and lets me pass
> I try to get some sleep but all of the milsurp autists are working their bolts while jerking off
> I peek my head out of the doorway tell them to shut the fuck up
> "Cheeki Breeki faggot, kill yourself"
> alright
> almost catch two .300 AAC blackout rounds to the head from a group of SOF wannabes in NODs and suppressed rifles
> I pop two five hour energies, put on some music, and sit in my room with my R870 pointed at the door until I assume what counts as night has passed

>>33853489
Added

>>33827255
>minutes after the photo is leaked, demand for brownies skyrockets

>>33853489
>33853489(You)

>>33848315
Who wants brownies?

>>33853459
What is this a screencap for deaf people?

>>33826781

It's just full of corpses.

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Hey guys!

>>33840079

> failing at trying to argue on /his/ (X)
>Converting /his/ through the usage of memes (O)

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>>33854234
fug

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>>33826781
>ponder this scenario
>have a revalation
> I'd rather be in the deleated hell scene from Event Horizon
>than be in a small cramped space with /k/

No lie

>>33852519
Don't forget the swiss Rèduit

>>33853587
Post it>>33853712

>>33854618
go back to Rèduit fag

Please don't fuck me I have hemmroids.

>>33855500
i have roids cause THE FUCKING VGOVERNMNET FUCKS ME EVERERY DAY

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>>33855494
Kek

>somehow 2 weeks in and still have people left
>the boards are battling constantly
>/k/ and /o/ start some mad max thing
>sperging anons come up with great idea to end conflict
>bun/k/er is converted to a thunderdome

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>>33832008
>/pol/ tries to go around the Maginot line but run straight into /int/ and were massacred

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Dis nigga dun ripped his pantaloons

>>33841363
>>33840615
>>33840378
>>33839959
we eat green chips made of recycled feces and whatever the seakers find when they return from the overworld.

>>33827808
Medium is nice, only problem is with flared toys its hard to get that shit in initially

>>33828939
easy. you're an /arg/ skinwalker

>>33826781
NEXT TIME I CATCH SOMEONE TRYING TO MAKE JIZZ BROWNIES I CAP THE BITCH

WITH MY OBREZ

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would anyone like to touch gas masks?

it has gotten very lonely in this bunker

>>33830721
hes not actually 63, hes a 20 something that lives with his parents