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Dirty Harry today

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Alright /k/, let's pretend you're a firearms specialist contracted by a big Hollywood studio to help make a reboot/ remake of the Dirty Harry movies starring Scott Eastwood. What gun would the new Dirty Harry carry and why?
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>>33825584
hi point for nigger killing
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>>33825584
S&W 500.
It's that simple.
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>>33825584
>Scott Eastwood
he's a manlet midget. he'd suck at Dirty Harry roles.
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>>33825584
Deagle brand deagle.
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>>33825584
Smith and Wesson M&P in .40 or a Glock 22. The days of cops carrying whatever they feel like are gone.
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>>33825692
>not the 460XVR

Nigga please
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Ruger Redhawk.
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>>33826086
Gotta be this
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A simple tazer. A new dirty Harry should appeal to the hollywood masses, so any directly lethal gun is out of the question.

We can't have movies glorify guns now can we?
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>>33825584
S&W Model 29
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>>33826084

If you need a speedloader for your 460 you probably shouldn't have shot whatever you were shooting at to begin with. Fun and cool though.
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>>33825748

This is the only correct answer.

Primarily because Jews own Hollywood and it would be free advertising for their own weapons manufacturer.
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>>33825584
Something with an ACOG on it, most likely mounted backwards or upside down.
Silencer fitted to make the movie pew pew sound.
Most likely some rail glued onto the side with a tactical wind chime on it.

All kinds of shit really.
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>>33826218
What if what you shot at had had 9 brothers who want you dead?
Or 9 goons?
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>>33825584
Sig P227 in 10mm because a Glock 20 would be too "boring", not distinctive enough. It's a pretty gun too, a symbol of strength and class, though not as much as the model 29
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A tactical wheelbarrow. The movie took place in San Fransisco, and gl having any realism of cops shooting someone there, only criminals.

>Dirty Harry Jr. looks down from the top of the massive incline road
>Several transvestite latinos are smuggling heroine up their ass for some gang to take outside of SF
>Dirty Harry Jr. (DHJ) hops out of his wheelbarrow and backpacks his tactical binos
>He gets behind it and gives it a running lunge down the descent
>Hops inside, and leans forwards with perfect balance
>All of the smugglers die on impact as DHJ flies with incredible velocity at the impact into the Bay
>He swims to Al Catraz knowing they'll open the prison back up for a white cop who kills some minorities.
>He meets some old engineer on his first day, who says "Heh, we'll get out of here yet kid"
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I wasn't aware that Model 29s had stopped working. Is there a reason we're not still using those?
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A 7" barreled 1911 in .45 super
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>>33825584
Did Terry fuck'em both?
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>>33826003
Depends entirely on the department. Many of then still have a list of accepted guns and calibers.and given Harrys ways, it's not like it would even have to be his duty gun
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>>33825734
Yea, I don't think I've ever liked a Tom Cruise movie, simply due to his height.
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>>33825734
I'd fuck him
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If you wanna go for the "most powerful handgun in the world" meme nostalgia, then it would have to a S&W 500.
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>>33829000
Why not the Russian 12.7x55mm mateba?
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>>33825584
christ, he's like a fag version of clint.
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>>33829331
I'll buy that for 1000 double Dollars.
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>>33826218
There could be up to ten players on a basketball court.
So yeah your gonna need to reload.
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>>33826163
Wrong
Remember that Dirty Harry came out in the 60s when hippies were all over and Harry was considered a "fascist", that's why Magnum Force was about dirty cops who were fascists
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>>33825584
purely on the notion that, given how popular the model 29 got because of those movies, we can bring the bren ten back from the dead
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>>33829718
No one can bring it back, don't kid yourself.
The Bren Ten is cursed.
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>>33829331
The Mateba autorevolver is Italian bro
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Pen gun.

As long as it's my decision I want to be remembered for it.
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>>33830146
'mateba' as in 'quirky underbarrel design'
A deliberate generification, like 'frizbee' or 'band-aid'
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For some reason i would want to see with a mark 23
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>>33825584
i can only see it being a 500s&w, 50AfricanEliminator, or 44mag for nostalgia
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>>33825584
Probably a Glock or a Sig or some other cop gun. But then at the climax of the movie, he pulls out a S&W 500 Magnum and says the line.
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>>33826003
wow way to miss the fucking point.
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Tactical throwing boomerang
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>>33830256
>I know what your thinking. Did he shoot 13 shots or only 12? To be honest in all this excitement I lost count. But since this is an H&K Mk 23, the only offensive handgun in the world, and can be used to club your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: why didn't the slide lock back? Well why?

It doesn't work as well
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>>33826084
WANT

FUCK those are nice
Are they both yours? Why two?
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>>33826086
>Clunky ruger shit with half the instruction manual on the barrel

Is Inspector Callahan a poorfag in this new series?
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>>33825734
The problem isn't his height, it's that he sucks as an actor
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>>33826850
>Sig p227 in 10

This is the model they should have introduced it in, not the fucking 220.
Equinox with e2 and about 12 rounds of 10mm master race would be fucking awesome
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>>33830617
Fugg
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>>33830299
I gotta go with nostalgia and the .44mag for this one.
>Well, my old man used to kill punks like you with this exact pistol. .44 Magnum, back then it was the most powerful handgun in the world. Times have changed, but it's still good enough to take out trash like you.
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Is he trying to choke his dad? What the fuck is this supposed to be?

Also just watched unforgiven. I'm not a huge western fan but FUCK that was a good movie. Definite slow burn but the payoff is completely worth it
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>>33830675
Naw fuck that if you want 44 then go 44 but don't shill out the original movies like In the James Bond series with the db5 and ppk
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>>33825584
300 Blackout Pistol-AR.
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>>33830778
Ghey
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Colt delta elite.

Fight me.
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A company is trying to resurrect the AutoMag. Could be a good time for cross promotion.

The new Dirty Harry could inherit the original's AutoMag.
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BRNO FK 7.5
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Double 1911?
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>>33829558

No, not the Sixties.

>Dirty Harry [1971]

>Magnum Force [1973]

He was literally the zeitgeist boogeyman for the Seventies.
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>>33825584
How about, a 50 cal semi auto that is different form a Degle or Automag. May be an 50 African Mexican,Raghead Exterminator, or a 45 Magnum on a S.T.I. Chassis.
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>>33825584
Must be from Chandlers Mt.
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>>33830651
>Equinox
>No rosewood grips
wat
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>>33830029
Why I have three, plus a custom 21 round STI in 10mag.
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>>33826850

P226 & P229 in .40 are standard issue SFPD sidearms.

That being said, DH Jr could only have one of these.

DH is all about wheelguns. That Automag was a major break from character.
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This looks all wrong.

Then again, it was his backup gun after his Model 29 got booted into the Pacific.
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>>33829558
>that's why Magnum Force was about dirty cops who were fascists
It's a shame because Magnum Force was otherwise a good movie.
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>>33829558
They had this whole thing where Harry would switch off from being a "facist" or not each film.
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>>33829478
I get it. Now get out.

>>/a/
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>>33830366
Which would be what? Useless fetishization of electric Jew-spew? They're not re-booting Dirty Harry. So it's wank fodder that serves no purpose. A thread died for this post. And you helped kill another one by bumping this post.

Make America great again son and kill yourself.
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>>33830595
>Is Inspector Callahan a poorfag in this new series?

No, but he is defined as a black woman (independent) who has been oppressed by evil whitey.
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>>33831686
Truest post ITT, fuck.
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>>33831224
Wait they made dirty harry books?
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>>33831869

Did they ever. They're above average for the genre.
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>>33831931
Fuck, i better finish up on the Tom Clancy books then
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>>33826218
You what? I hate this "well, that was it, then" mentality of wheelgunfags.
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>>33826218
no thanks grandpa, i'll stick with being able to reload without setting up a picnic blanket and asking everyone to wait patiently
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>tfw grandpa gave me his model 29
>claimed he bought it used for $450
Apparently a LOT of people went out and bought one when Dirty Harry came out.
There was also quite a few people who fired less than a box of ammo through it before deciding they didn't like the recoil and resold it immediately.
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>>33826932

GunKid is that you?

The last time I heard someone advocating a tactical wheelbarrow, it was GunKid on the hardcoretalk forums in the late 1990s.

Shit was hilarious, got even better when he went back to prison for being a felon in possession.
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>>33825584

Probably a Bersa Thunder. Of and he should be trans as well.
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>>33826213
This.
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>>33825584
he'll use a glock 19 until he loses it in a gun fight, then he takes his fathers old service revolver from a case in his desk drawer
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>>33835072
This man knows hollywood movies.
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>>33835072
Hell, I'd watch it.
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