how to weaponize a toaster?

bathtub

>>33823598
>pick up
>throw
weapon

>>33823598
>a thread died for this unfunny post

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>>33823598

>>33823598
>sever gas line to stove
>stick newspaper or other combustibles in toaster
>put that bitch on max
>cool guys don't look at explosions

>plug in
>turn on
>chuck in small body of water

>>33823598
Add antimatter.

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A TOASTER IS JUST A DEATH RAY WITH A SMALLER POWER SUPPLY!

AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT HOW TO TAP INTO THE MAIN REACTORS, I WILL BURN THE WORD!

>>33823598
Retrofit the heating coils into some form of baton?

>>33823598
>how to weaponize a toaster?

Mine

Level goes down when lead enemy element passes

Pause

Boom

Wire electrical detonator in place of heating element.
Pack with high explosive.
Give to someone you hate.

>>33823598
>how to weaponize a toaster?

gas mine

plastic sachets of ammonia and bleech

lever depresses

heats

generates toxic chloramine vapor

Its basically a great simple timer and pressure switch combo

>>33824104
Wouldn't it just be easier to mix it with some oxidizing agent like magnesium?

>>33823686
>chuck into water

Unfortunately, most modern toasters and the like have fuses or whatever that burst if you chuck the into water, so you can't fry people that way any more.

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>>33823879
Damn, you beat me to it anon.

Very nice.

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>>33824120
magnesium.oxidizing agent.

>>33823619
>a bread died for this unfunny toast

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>>33824348
Rip bread ;_;

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>>33823598

Your mistake, Anon, is that the Toaster is already a proficient killing machine.