Mall Ninja Thread

>>33822881
I can't tell if these are made in earnest or in jest.

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>>33822881

>>33822894
You obviously don't study.... the blade.

>>33822906
Japanese soldiers sure age fast.

>>33822909
But have you truly mastered the blockchain?

>>33822926

sweet baby jesus

>>33822926
I refuse to believe that wasn't made as a joke

>>33823035
Even if it was, you know someone, somewhere, uses it in complete sincerity.

>>33823045
This might be the one universal exception.

>>33822906
>Diet of rice
vs
>diet of burgers
guess who gets to be a big guy?

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>>33823251
But on the other hand, people like this exist.


Google meal team six, it's a goldmine for this shit.

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>>33822906

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best i can do. not sure if fitting

>>33823360
It's important to add the "Yeah, I didn't think so." so that people who would absolutely love to beat your shit in know that the offer is closed.

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>>33822926

>>33822906
Holy shit is that Hodor?

>>33823523
filename has me dying

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>>33822926

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>>33822906

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*blocks ur path*

>>33822906
Why do they allow fatasses in the military?

>>33823581

this is the laziest shoop ive seen in a while

>>33823568
That was some well done bait, instant classic

>>33823595
>need more soldiers
>can be used as morale for more fit soldiers to haze
>carcasses can be used as makeshift sandbags due to all the blubber

>>33823602
Lel americlap damage control :^)

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>>33822881

>>33823581
the worst shoop

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>>33823602
>>33823657
you guys have some really good eyes, try to spot the shoop on this one

>>33823677
That South Korean looks 80's as fuck

>>33823652
SWATT
Stupid Wetbacks And Trailer Trash

>>33823677
Where can I get those pistol belt buckles?

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>>33822906
>the jap looks in absolute horror, at the child of the people who dropped two nuclear bombs on his country
>his horror doesn't lie with the awe of the sheer unimaginable power which his american peer holds, but rather he is awed at the immense growing power of the burger

>>33823831
Kek

>>33823831
The jap will probably live twice as long. The power of the burger comes with a hefty price.

>>33822906
>lardass chair force trying to lecture JGSDF
>Jap hero gives him the thousand yard stare trying not to remind him that his grandfather probably ate the Americans grandfather just to survive

>>33823874
Kek

>>33823523
If that dude ever jumped out of a plane he would hit the ground like a giant meteor ending all life on earth.

>>33823942
>implying a plane could ever lift this guy

>>33824035
Fair play, A good point.

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>>33822926

>>33823618
those were the glory days of Hunter 3-1 Actual

>>33824035
He wouldn't fly so good.

>>33823942
Why would you feed a man before throwing him out of a plane?

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>>33823465
kek

>>33823652
Columbine Final Solutions LLC.

>>33823652
BLM

(bureau of liquidating minorities)

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>>33824329
I'm just gonna dump a few

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>>33824372

>>33823035
Actually it was made as a joke, by the event organizers for O.L.C.M.S.S. which is some big airsoft event or something like that.

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>>33824383

>>33824349
It must be said he has a nice fence.

>>33823523

My sides are obliterated at the filename

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>>33824397

>>33824397
Attack of the giant FUPAs.

>>33823523
That's no bush...

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>>33824397

>>33823652

Hot Dog The Bounty Hunters

>>33825480
Kek

>>33823581
Poland is blurry from all that potato vodka :-)

>>33824397
That's his sister, isn't it?

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>>33823523
>Fallschirmjäger
>MP41

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>>33824397
This has to be some kind of art project, right, RIGHT?

>>33825610
lel

>>33822926
Holy shit, I'm an avid airsofter but this is just straight up delusional

>>33825648
That's a beretta m38

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>>33823850
>hefty price
>hefty
Kek

>>33823523
God damn this guy should feed the entire Stalingrad Siege for a month.

>>33822906
How dare you besmirch the honor of this brave member of the 101st Chairborne! This hero managed to get a 20:3 K/D on cawadooty!

>>33823523
For authenticity, it should say Waffle-SS. The Luftwaffe were pilots.

>>33826146

They also had the Luftwaffe Field Divisions who were hilarious infantry wannabes

>>33826104
Average SNCO.

>>33823595
He's in the airforce, not the military

>>33826146
It's a paratrooper getup, paratroopers were luftwaffe.

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>>33822926

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enjoy

>>33822881
>TFW I used to try to be a Mall Ninja until I actually went to combat.

>>33824397
yall just mad he smashing fat white girl pussy

>>33825610
No vodka
Slavs vibrate during winter to keep warm
is effective

>>33826368
Kek

>>33823523
>Nazi super soldier on watch duty, 1942 colorized

>>33823652
i kinda want a really shitty comedy movie with theses guys protecting a mall or taco kart

>>33823694
I need aviators like his

>>33826402
Looks like a human version of the Mistel

>>33826412
As long as it's written by the people that did Strange Wilderness.

>>33826416
I had a pair but they broke :(

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>>33823581

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>>33824372
It's frightening to imagine that this could have been Rex if he was raised by different parents.

>>33826417
Who dat?

>>33826438
6'0 vs 5'11

>>33826424
>My name's Aлeкcaндp and I hate everyone of you...

>>33826469
The mistel is a ju-88 bomber filled of explosives piloted (using fly-by-wire) by a Bf109 bolted on it.
In this case the ju-88 is the guy's body and the bf190 is represented by his head
Please help me

>>33823523
averagewehraboo.jpeg

>>33823942
I don't think a plane could lift him.
If they could manage to get him up in the air he would just end up crashing the plane with no survivors.

>>33824204

>Tojo

>get the katana

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>>33823595
well he is a Master Sergeant. From what ive seen so far in military all senior enlisted either become beer gut fatties like that guy or stay fit and become pic related (the latter are the only ones who retain any real respect from the lower troops usually)

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>>33822881

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>>33823274
speaking of meal team 6

>>33826402
Nazi supersized soldier
>ftfy

>>33824383
>tanks armor as if it were butter

Those mechanical keyboards really are something

>>33824329
Kyle 2 cool seems like my kinda guy

>>33825588
my sides are in fucking orbit

>>33826641
I will never take anyone wearing a combat shirt with a yuge bulge of stomach mass seriously. Probably gets winded after running a mile.

>>33826804
>that soft body could run a mile
Yeah no not even without the gear on

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>>33823523
>>33823652

What's basic like over there in the states, how do fatties get through? NZ army basic was fucking easy but there were never any fatties that passed.

>>33824383

Is he saying he'd stab first, then write angry posts second?

Dude has this m'lady shit figured out.

>>33824329
I wish I were Kyle 2 Cool
I'm just Kyle

>>33826920
For 3 easy payments of $39.95, I can make you Kyle 3 Cool. The successor.

>>33824349
>Hands off the goods - the m'lady's with ME
>Buy

So is he pimpin out m'lady?

>>33824329
I have to give props to the guy who shows up in just a fleece but still tries to strike a pose. You do you, man.

>>33826660

I suppose you don't get that many considered, intellectual people who are also the size of small cars.

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>>33826146
you are like a little babby

what ever happened to mall ninjas anyways?

>>33827212
They're certainly still around, they just seem to understand that they're being mocked now. They hide quite a lot better than they used to.

>>33826863
Depends on the branch. The general order is something like USMC>USCG>ARMY>NAVY>USAF
Army and below, a few fatasses can sneak through, and it's easy as hell to get fat once you're in the fleet.

What's the difference between a mall ninja and a gear queer anyways?

>>33826174
?

They and the kriegsmarine were considered some of the best troops in the werhmacht once they went to ground operations.

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>>33825588

>>33827384
A mall ninja is like the larval stage of a gear queer. Once it matures to the point of credit card access and being able to purchase a pistol, it emerges from it's Hot Topic coccoon and spreads it's multicam wings.

>>33827301
USAF to navy. USAF was much more pt and basic infantry tactics. They also cracked down and kicked a bunch of fatties out. You can still just pencil whip in the navy.

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>>33827488
Holy fuck nigger I'm dying

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>>33827488
mai sids

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>>33826804
I get winded after a quarter mile desu, Teach me the way of endurance pls.

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>>33827597
Stop being a bitch and ignore the pain.

>>33827597

Keep running.

>>33824372
For anyone wondering, it was the other way around originally.

>>33827597
Lose weight before your ankles snap, and then git gud.

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>>33824397

Thats a cute picture context appart

>>33827677
I'm only just now gaining weight from being a hungry skeleton tho? Losing weight now would be counter productive

>>33827779
Fucking run, I don't care how big or small you are. Fitness comes from fucking moving not diet shit and lifting.

>>33824181
Yeah, once everyone started using his name, the content associated with it actually improved.

>>33824372
At least this faggot has a gun. Swordtards make me angry because not only do they look dumb, they're trying to puff themselves up while using an outdated weapon.

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>>33827597
Same boat as you, can't even jog a .5mile anymore, even tho I had a 6:30 mile in hs. You just need to keep at it anon, you'll see amazing improvements the first several weeks.

>>33824372
>no TD

>>33827817
If you're morbidly obese, all running will do is break your bones.

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>>33827488
Dubs of truth

does anyone itt have that gif of those fat guys shooting at a hill and that one fatty who stumbles trying to get up?

>>33824372
Flandre is a dad now, let that sink in

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>>33824397
>was laughing at all the images
>doesnt see whats wrong at first
>sees whats wrong

>>33823590
*produces dental floss*

*blocks ur vision*

>>33824229
4u

>>33823523

Sergeant Sugarcookie has arrived with his baconpistole 41.

>>33823850
you could say the Power of the Burger carries with it a...king sized price

>>33823652
Police 7-11

>>33826641

Blood type- "Gravy".

>>33826349
>dont talk to me or my wife's son ever again

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>>33824397

>>33828584
Yeah. He should've been a trap mom instead.

>>33826762
they don't call them "Razor" for nothing.

>>33827779
Your body isn't telling you to stop, your brain is. Keep running. Your body can go a lot further than your mind wants you to think it can.

>>33826424
Aside from the whole
>muh women in combat
thing, this is adorable

>>33827488
Beautiful.

>>33823590
Oh my gosh they're adorable. Like the goonies.

>>33823694
He looks like he either came from or is going to kick COBRA's candy ass

>>33826349
Something tells me this photo will one day be used in custody hearing.

>>33824383
>ignorent

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PgYcBr429tw
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HiyCLssD4AM

'Tis me. Please r8.

>>33824329
Not gonna lie, would probably take a run at olive.

Would probably have to be shitfaced beforehand, tho

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>>33823694
I believe ROK MPs are required to look badass at all times.

>>33826366
I didn't think there were that many black guys on /k/

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>>33823581
Never understood that shoop. If anything the US soldiers look taller in the non dream pic.

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>>33830444

>>33823035
Idk, I met a guy who was really into airsoft, he found out I was a vet and started saying shit like "ya know, sometimes I have nightmares about matches that went bad" and "Sometimes when Im really into it I forget its just simulated and feel like im really killing people."

>>33824383
Is... is that a cumstain on the keyboard....

For the love of god somebody please tell me its just a wear spot through the plastic or something. I cannot live on a planet where some nerd goes
>hmmm, lets see, camera, katana, keyboard
>ya think theyll notice the jizz caked right below the space bar?
>naaaw, its fine, nobody will notice.

>>33822894
I had one when I was younger. It was made out of shit steel plastic and velcro and only cost $15- $19 at a swap meet.

They were stupid, but it sure was fun trimming the cacti in the alley with it.

>>33826639
This. So much this. Rolling out of bed at 3 am hungover to do a 4 mile flak jacket run can go one of 2 ways.

1: It fucking sucks, but your gunny is there just as hungover as you but motivates your ass by leading from the front anyways.
Or
2: Staff Sgt B. Mac and his 40 pound beer gut is standing next to the starting point with the obvious intention of sitting there drinking coffee. The rest of you bust your asses and redefine the depths of hate and loathing that you can have for somebody while he bitches at all of you for taking 40 minutes instead of 35.

>>33831252
Jesus Christ go for a run
2/10

>>33824349
10 to 1 he split those pants within minutes after taking that picture.

>>33832332
I havent seen trip-pants since invader-zim was still on TV.

>>33826416
I bought a pair from my trip to the dmz but I lost them....

>>33822906
that helmet looks like a toy on him

>>33832243
it's just a logo that wore off the pad

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>>33832285
Well then post a video of you out operating me... oh wait...

>>33822881
I thought we only did selfie threads in the summer.

>>33826455
well fuck me that is a good camo

>>33827488
I love you, you beautiful bastard

>>33823652
>720x540
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

>>33822926
>faced struggles that 99% will not
like battery dies in a middle "fire fight"
this is so hilarious everytime

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>>33825588
>hot dog
Holy fuck man

>>33828584
It changes a man. He might still put on the dress in the bedroom but that's probably it.

>>33831252
Congratulations you can autismally stand still and shoot at something, now how about you go for a run and shed some of that extra target volume.

>>33832590
>This much autism in one photo

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>>33832751
I swear to the lord that Rex is Jesus
>Fucking awesome guitarist and singer
>Shoots beer cans at 1800m
Would gladly violate the lords word and allow him into my anus.
http://youtu.be/yP7Mri4E46o

>>33822926
He burned my patch man.
HE BURNED MY PATCH!

>>33823000
You would too if you got red pilled into nationalism by training with US soldiers, go home, and see kids buying used panties from vending machines.

>>33822881
>500 Lbs

What is an Lbs? A pound?

>>33832143
it was made as a joke after an other pic of that training in poland was released, you could see Polish military police and US military police standing next to each others, and the US MP were clearly smaller than the polish

also
>dat US dude on the left with Scorpion W2 pants and OCP jacket
neat

>>33827597
Do it again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

Keep doing it in till you improve.

Then do it some more.

>>33823721
The DMZ. Normie get out.

>>33826863
>how do fatties get through?
depends on how much heart they have. Had a guy in platoon lose 65 pounds. He had to buy new uniforms twice I remember.

>>33832590
>haha r8 me /k/ommandos :^)

Dude you're fat.

>Fuck you dumbass, post some vids of you not being fat and stupid and then you'll beat me

Why are people this stupid?

>>33824372
DAED

>>33823568
TBQH&F
When a bunch of Marines got back from deployment and started showing up to the local milsim airsoft.
(I played some weekends for lack of better shit to do)
We kinda fucking devistated them.

>>33833333
You mean to tell me some jarheads got fucked in a game based on knowing exactly who you will shoot, with a zero recoil rifle, in close quarters environments?
Say it ain't so.

>>33822906
Guy on the right is afraid burger is going to eat him.

>>33833346
Based on there attitudes and "muh training"
Ya think the could handle a bunch of red knecks in the SPORT THEY LITERALLY USE IN TRAINING

>>33833346
I met up with some guy I used to play airsoft with at my house when I was 10 (was full on autistic even for a 10 year old), he still does airsoft, he brought it up and said he plays in tournaments and that he spent $900 getting an air soft gun that recoils, I offered for him to shoot some real guns at my place and he turned it down. Poor guy.

>>33832041
Jesus Christ, look at this sharp motherfucker! You just know he's hip deep in pussy every time he leaves base.

>>33833333
You don't use real fucking tactics in airshit also getting shot in real life kills ya it doesn't just sting you fat neck beard fuck

4/10 bait made me reply

>>33833292
>not realizing it's authorized

>>33823274

But what's the harm? Sure he is is ridiculous. But I also see some guy having fun, hanging out with buddies, appreciating mil gear, causing no misery among others and living out his dreams . Even if only for a little. You did nothing wrong, round dude. Not all of those who laugh at you can say the same.

>>33833369
sounds retarded. call him retarded.

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>>33824329
>"Goddess" Olive
>Goddess

>>33833502
>SEALS
He's gonna die of hypothermia.

>>33832143
I'm glad it was a shop, I almost laughed at our army of hobbits.

>>33832227
I've been in a series of nasty car accidents, one if which has permanently handicapped me. Most of the shit that wakes me up at night is insignificant shit from work. Almost died a couple of times and have spent months in ICU/hospital but that one time I used the wrong cover sheet on my TPS reports was a nightmare.

>>33833380
he probably jacks it to kpop groups in his off time.

>>33827509
The Air Force teaches Infantry tactics?

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>>33826146
>Luftwaffe were pilots

Are you one of those people who think all Air Force personnel are pilots too?

>>33833603
Whom'st doesn't ?

>>33830444
maybe 20 yrs ago.

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>>33833611
>Basic infantry
>Basic


I just finished my time in active and went into the reserves and got a bunch of former army and marine guys teaching us new stuff pretty neato

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>>33833627
fair enough.

>>33829626
This, and get good shoes and socks. Otherwise you will end up with painful feet/calves. Dont run the same route cause it will get boring as fuck. Finally work on your breathing, and get a good rythm.

>>33825588
10/10

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>>33833285
get a load of this bong

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>>33823523
>this guy gets a full kit and I can't even find size 13 wide jack boots

>>33834436
had to special order my red wings because nobody had my size in stock
>size 13 wide master race.

>>33826349
Everything about that house disgusts me.

>>33826349
yfw this kid can literally bane post about autism

>>33824372
STOP POSTING MY FUCKING PICTURES! It's not kool to make fun of people you fucking bully. That picture is from my PRIVATE facebook, so who are you? Only one of my "friends" could have posted it! Fuck you you obviously arent my real friend. You are like those people who read my invitation to my party and never responded. Tell me who you are so i can block you.

And you keep talking shit about people online, you are to big of a pussy to fight me offline. I would cut through you like nothing with my katana. You think words would protect you from my superior martial skills and wit?

>>33823264
for you

>>33829463
I used to be a razor fag until I got tired of fixing that piece of shit every month or so.

>>33824397
Why do fat girls even bother wearing makeup?

>>33822926
>literal heros going around saying they aren't hero's, just doing what needed done.
Then there's this..

>>33832590
> thinks that combat and 'operating' consists of standing or sitting at a comfy range in fresh gear taking your time

Abso-fucking-lutely civilian

>>33826067
>hefty
>hefty
>hefty

>>33833253
I am ashamed to know that reference.

Does anybody else watch airsoft rage? can anybody explain why it's so fun to watch eleven year olds scream at each other?

>what is wrong with me

>>33833542
He wouldn't even get the chance. Buds is pretty hard to get in atm. You need an amazing asvab, already muscular and fit and lately they only take people that have served.

>>33835098
This so much. Theres a guy at the range I go to. Over-weight, wears a plate carrier with a colon labia patch, does "tactical shooting drills" with his glock brand glock. At 5 feet. His arms reach halfway to the target.

He does about 500 hammer-pairs in a row and pauses periodically to give that smug universal mall ninja smirk to everyone as if to say "pffft, look at all these sheeple not even operating, good thing a big tough sheepdog like me is here to protect them!"

Sometimes he switches it up and shoots 12 inch groups with his $3,000 AR complete with trijicon ACOG at 100 yards. I can do that with my AK. Its a cheap Century with iron sights that are slightly canted to the left.

>>33833502
>manlet posts pics of his derringer from his iphone 4

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>>33823652
> I watched these guys breech and clear once

>>33835363
The three main components of effectiveness in combat:
> communication
> movement
> shooting

In that order.
You can have all the gear in the world, the most expensive gucci rifle, and get good shot groups sat at a nice bench on the range all day; none of it matters if you dont know how to use any of that kit, dont know how to maintain and use that rifle in the field, and have never fired a shot while stressed, fatigued or under effective fire.
Also, you could be IRL John Wick or Dick Marcinko, it wont matter how much gucci kit you have if you get ambushed by 10 blokes with knock off AKs.

>>33823590

>This ride is too bumpy
>I wish I wasn't in the middle
>Why did I have to get the 203, the ammo is so heavy
>Sung Jin is in front of me
>I hate Sung Jin
>I wish I was playing Starcraft right now

>>33823590
HERRO AMERWIKIN, WE HAVE-A BEEN HEARING THAT YOU BEEN TARKING SHIT ON OUWR GRORIUS MIRITARY!

>>33826349
Jesus Christ Nutn.

>>33835512
Preachin to the choir, I did two pumps to sangin as a grunt. Most folks dont seem to understand that military style rifles are meant to be employed using unit tactics. Perferably supported by atleast 2 medium automatic weapons.

They buy the heaviest rated ballistic plates thinking being bullet-proof is actually attainable, they buy a gucci rifle thinking that gear is more important than training, and they have fantasies about being some sort of lone wolf.

Reality is even SEALs work in teams, and if its gonna be real hairy they bring along atleast a squad of infantrymen armed with heavy weapons to act as base of fire to cover assaults and egress. Usually they will have air on standby as well as a sizeable QRF force too.

Even training and gucci equipment doesnt substitute numbers using squad tactics if you get swarmed by 200 hajis with rusty SKSs and AK-47s. Ive worked with them, even real operators know you need guys, teamwork, coms, and fire support to do the real heavy shit that stealth cant.

And I dont see a tubby mall ninja being terribly good at stealth either. I dont care how many 511 tac pants, neoprene skull masks, and fingerless gloves he owns.

If shit hits the fan Ive been in enough gunfights to know my best chance by myself isnt a fancy rifle, a high speed low drag plate carrier, or a bitchin putfit. Im going to rely on my ability to get out of dodge and not get into a confrontation. In the happening a lot of fat "sheep dogs" in expensive gear are gonna bite the dust trying to do something I wouldnt even take a Marine heavy weapons platoon into without air support.

These guys may be cringy as fuck but I'd still prefer them and then emo weaboo teens over the "le ironically depressed teenagers" that riddle the Internet now.

It's sad to see all these old cliques slowly disintegrate only to be replaced by obnoxious loser teens.

>>33827256
So they've become real ninjas?

>>33835634
Well said mate, you sound like a switched on bloke.

>>33826349
>Hello CPS, please take my kid

the post

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>>33832096

>>33833380
If you're living life born as a C*rean you might as well use that Asian body type for the fashion it was intended to show off.

>>33835439
I'm always amazed that video doesn't end with spinkick guy falling into the chainsaw.

>>33835439
....fucking why would you spin kick it? Just bring your fucking heel down on it you faggot.

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>>33835635
yeah, these new laughing stocks are just sad. i'd rather hang out with a bunch of juggalos than those "being a whiny bitch is now a major aspect of my personality" hipsters.

>>33835693
Which just brings to mind that strutting down the sidewalk after a catastrophe in a full tac loadout with a $3500 AR from HK and a bunch of high end clothing is pretty stupid. Why not just throw on a rolex watch, and convert your life savings into expensive easily liquidated gold jewelry and put it o too? Cuz all they would be doing is announcing "Hey, I probably got shit thats worth stealing where I live."

They gotta sleep, eat, or shit sometime. A 12 year old with a rifle and sufficient patience to follow at a distance out of direct sight could take em. And thats not hyperbole. Ive been to 3rd world countries where exactly that happens every day. In fact I kinda think kids are worse than adult assailants.

Theyre small and fit inside places you would look, you hesitate to fight them because western culture places kids as sacrosanct, and they have no realistic sense of scale or consequence. They will not hesitate to shoot you, and they wont feel bad afterwards because if they are between 8 and 12 they havent actually grasped abstract concepts like death being permanant.

Everyone likes to imagine some 250 pound roided out assailant who loudly announces his presence with a stupid war cry then very obligingly runs straight towards your gun muzzle like something from hollywood.

They dont think that a 12 year old will sneak up behind them and fire a .22 pistol into their spine just so he can have the candybar in their back pocket. Kids have no sense of scale, to that kid killing you to get the candybar is a perfectly logical trade.

Made the mistake of underestimating kids in caligas. I took a brick to the face from some little squirt who looked like he was fresh outta daipers. Lost 3 teeth and gained a broken nose just so I'd drop my canteen and he could run off with it.

3rd world kids are better operators than most american mall ninjas.

>>33823523
Sgt. Schulz from Hogans heroes?

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>>33828194
spoken like a true fatty

>>33831252
You fat ass better be picking up that fucking trash when your'e leaving. Whether or not it's yours, it's your responsibility.

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>>33835795
>>33835951
>here they are again

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>>33835051
>tfw have razer mouse that's been with me for about 3 years and still works well
I wouldn't buy anything else razer, but deathadder is a quality mouse.

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>>33823652
whats is this "security" team called/

also enjoy OP

>>33823523
>you're gonna need a bigger tank

>>33827488
wtf, how does he know? Is there a step after multicam or did I just waste all my money on multicam?

>>33826349

>that fucking filename
Top fucking kek

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>>33835512

>>33835969
Nigger, do you even remember the previous decade. What you're talking about is tame in comparison to peak emofaggotry and Bush era political self hatred

>>33834539
Tits or gtfo

>>33836751
I can't imagine how much body hair would be on those tits.

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>>33824329
>ability: opinionated

>>33836544
You die afterwards

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>>33836762

>>33836475
Detroit 5-0

>>33822926
Posting this on airsoft forums is an instant banner

>>33825480
internet to you sir

>>33823523
Apparently his final solution was to just eat everyone.

>>33835735
>mfw I can't learn sign language

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>>33837072
"Now, Hans. Listen. Listen for a moment, ja? Now ve haff all zeez jews, ja? Vy are ve puttink zem in kamps? Zis is vaste of resources, ja? Listen, I haff ze better solution. We eat zem. Zey are subhuman filth, ja? Zat makes zem animals. So ve should eat zem."

>>33833333

In airsoft you can go full Jihad and not worry about getting your ass riddled with lead

Also way to waste quints, faggot.

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>>33835439

>This entire webm

>>33823590
*eats your dog*

>>33835255
I love it too. My best guess why is because watching people rage over nothing at all is pretty funny.

>>33837873
Its basically the CODkiddies who talk shit on xbox live doing their thing face to face. Its fuckin gold.

>>33836103
Holy shit

>>33836475
Shaquille Team 6

>>33835255
The short version of that video is hilarious. Long version is painful.

>>33824181
>>33828004
You retards do realize Hunter is still around right?
He just gets fucking trolled into oblivion every time he shows up

>>33838563
Get fucked newfag
Hunter 3-1 is just a fake meme.
No one has ever actually posted any of the things people claim he has posted.
His "posts" are just badly photoshopped images that are posted just to troll retards like you

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>>33838479

>>33823568
>>33823618
>>33824181
>>33828004
>>33838563
>posting garbage
You know, I've calculated for a long time what I would do to you pretenders.
I've calculated over a thousand possible outcomes for when I eventually find you
I've calculated out every possible escape and every possible counter attack you could think of
I have calculated your probability of landing a single hit on me if you somehow saw me coming.
I've calculated that you have no chance.
Leave now before this gets ugly
I have done nothing but studied combat and prepared for the moment of my inevitable ascension. I am beyond your capabilities
I have calculated that it is advisable for you trolls to stop making fun of me

>>33838689
>I'm a retard
This is fucking ridiculous
You gonna type out a paragraph of edgy bullshit every time I call you out?

>>33837072
ach my liebeling makes excellent struedel

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>>33838701
>>33838689
We've reached bait singularly. I don't know what to believe anymore

>>33838701
>>33838779
>Anything I don't like is bait
>not an argument: the composium
I find it humorous that you small minded children think you can talk down to me
I find it humorous that you think I am even remotely comparable to "bait"
I find it humorous that any of you have the gall to challenge me on my knowledge supremacy
I find it humorous that that I still have the desire to enlighten you peasants despite your horrible personal behavior
Reap what you Sow Civilians.

>>33824372
>fluttershy

makes a lot more sense now desu

>>33838701
>>33838779
When somebont begins hunter-posting the only cure is to ignore them or counter hunter-post.

>>33838827
>pretending to be me
BOY, I will destroy you in any field of combat you want.
BOY I am beyond your reach and beyond your comprehension
BOY I will destroy you physically, intellectually and spiritually
BOY I am superior to you in every way possible
Don't test me, and don't pretend to be me

>>33838848
I aint yer boy chum

>>33836887
>Detroit 5-0

If you want to think Detroit PD is that much of a joke, you really need to drop by my ER someday and see how many "suspects" go straight to the elevator to the basement. You know whats in the basement?

A soundproof security detention room and a Morgue. (also MRI, but thats for paying customers only)

>>33832143
what are you talking about? the one you posted is the shopped version

>>33838873
>posting garbage
You are beneath me.
This thread is trash. You people frequently mock what you don't understand.
Just so you are aware, tank armor is softer than swords because it needs to absorb the energy of the rounds fired at it.
A sufficiently sharp sword would be able to cut through it.
Fat is useful in survival situations when no food is available (all you skinny fucks will die of starvation long before plumper people do)
You are retarded if you prep without bulking up on survival pounds.
Blades are infinitely more lethal than guns in close proximity
What is no reloads, what is no jams, what is longer reach
Step down before you get put down

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>>33825588
well done

>>33833468
>You did nothing wrong, round dude
Except for going back for 5ths.

Yeah that's right, stand down kid
I remain undefeated in this arena

>>33838689
>>33838810
>>33838918
On a scale of 1 to potato, how retarded are you?

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>>33839090
Fine work son. Have a medal.

>>33839137
>not a real medal
>fake military rank
>lying on the internet
>attempting to mock a superior being
Screwing up this many times in one post must be some kind of record.
Quiet down kid, adults are talking

>>33836103
>Even the instructor loses his shit seeing the dude smash his head

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>>33823523
>>33823551

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>>33828584

>>33839294
I like you anon. You should come over to my house and fuck my sister.

>>33832041
Where can I get those sunglasses?
They're like aviators but rounder on the bottom

>>33839496
I'm not interested in women

>>33835439
>digicammo katana
every damn time

>>33839485
I laughed way too fucking hard at that

You all hate him but I always look forward to a hunter shitfest

>>33839132
Idaho

>>33839948
No one actually hates hunter.
He is the official unofficial mayor of k

>>33838689
Stop using my name.

>>33834419
A bong is the most likely non-american to understand what a pound is. They have a retarded half-in approach to the Metric System selling shit in pints and such.

More likely to be basically any other country.