How do you stay awake while on a stakeout by yourself?

>>33821231
Amphetamines
Pre-workout
DHMA
Rip-Its
Ripped Fuel

>>33821237
ok, thanks for the help.

>>33821237
>Rip-its

This is how I know you were in the military.

>>33821251
>This is how I know you were in the military.

Pffft, might as well be a Generation Kill fan.

>>33821254
Never saw it so I don't know if that's what they advertised, but if it is it's accurate. It's what I used to make it through night patrols.

>>33821251
they exist in the US. sure the ones that dudes who went to iraq talk about may have been different, but you can still find drinks branded rip-its in the US. mainly in weird off-brand convenience stores that are neither 7-11s or AM-PMs.

>>33821231

Coffee
Jerk it but don't cum

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>>33821231
>Scho-Ka-Kola

approved by nazi germany for awakeness operational capacities

inb4 Rhodesian LARPers tell me to go back to /pol/ just for mentioning nazis

Modafinil is the gold standard for wakefulness over long periods with no jitteryness.
if you live somewhere that modafinil is controlled, you can try buying Adrafinil instead, which is metabolically converted to modafinil in your body. 2g adrafinil ~= 1g modafinil.

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Modafinil. Everything else is inferior.

>>33821315
mah nigga

>>33821262
Dollar stores have em too

Crystal meth.

>>33821262
>rip its are rare
never would have known that, having myself worked in a weird off brand convenience store.

>>33821301
Is it like energy chocolate or some shit

>stakeout
>by yourself
Go home Fronk.

A single tea at 9PM will keep me up all night.

>>33821231
A mix of methamphetamine and Scho Ka Kola

>>33821301
Website says one tin is as caffinated as one cup of coffee. Why wouldn't I just bring coffee in a thermos instead of tins and tins of chocolate?

>>33821231
Crippling depression.

is there any stimulant that isn't a vasoconstrictor? I took 100mg caffeine as PWO and my penis and balls got retracted and my hands, feet and skin got cold all while sweating and feeling slightly nauseous

adderal

>>33821674
A cup of coffee contains something like 50-60 mg of caffeine, while a tin of sport chocolate contains 200 mg. Now, if you care about caffeine to weight ratio, you can't beat caffeine tablets in bulk - A container full of 200 mg tablets will weigh less than your thermos or chocolate tin, and has enough caffeine to kill you (no really, caffeine can poison you in large enough doses, and is addictive, be careful if you use more than 2-2.5 grams a day). If you want something sweet-tasting, try a PWO like 5150, the passionfruit version is neat.

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>>33821315

I know you were just edumacating folks, but just so faggots aren't tempted to be retarded: a dose is like 100-200mg, not 1g.

Modafinil really is the gold standard. A noticeable, focused wakefulness. Yet it's light years more subtle than amphetamines. It's been a couple years, but I can't recall a "crash" or degradation of other things. Amphetamines can keep you awake, but you're going to be hyped up, overly confident, talkative, etc. Modafinil is just being wakeful with above average energy and a much higher attention span.

If it's not available, then just throw in a fat lip of khat.

>>33821231
vibrating butt plug. just gotta be careful not to moan too loud

>>33821231
desire alone

>>33821636
explain

>>33821908
>be careful if you use more than 2-2.5 grams a day
lol that's a serious crapload of caffeine. Hopefully a sane person would feel the jittering/anxiousness 800mg and tone it down.

>>33822308
he's probably sensitive to caffeine. My old boss was sensitive to caffeine, couldn't have any chocolate before bed else it'd keep him up. He'd drink decaf coffee as regular coffee (decaf has about 5% the caffeine content as regular coffee)

>>33821263
This is how I know I am on /k/
>Mfw I've actually done this before
>Mfw I have no face

>>33822186
I take it everyday for narcolepsy and there is no crash. It works by blocking the neurotransmitter receptors for dopamine, probably. They are not 100% on how it works. It is also a cognitive enhancer. It's pretty good stuff.

>>33821674
you cant eat coffee

>>33821231
have you tried trying to go to sleep?

>>33821315
Developed by NASA for autismnauts, so it must be good.

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>>33821231

>>33822355
Yeah, you build a tolerance pretty fast. At my worst, I hit 500 mg in the morning before my first workout, maybe 200-300 more mg in coffee throughout the workday, maybe another 200 in Diet Pepsi while I ate supper, did leftover paperwork and warmed up before 500 mg before my second workout. After that, I liked to sit down with a pot of coffee and play some videogames.
At first it was fuckin great, I was productive as shit, lost 30 kilos that admittedly sorely needed losing because I wasn't hungry, but I drank like 6 liters of water a day and promptly pissed it right out, but after two weeks I got a light tingle between my eyes that evolved into a headsplitting headache. It wasn't before I sat down and looked over what I put in my body that I realised just how much caffeine I used.

>>33821231

how the hell have none of you suggested dip

>>33823422
Excuse me but I don't know how doing dips can make me stay awake.