How do you defend against this?

>>33816605
>How do you defend against this?
You don't.

>>33816605
Banning high volume pockets. No one needs more than a couple cubic inches

>>33816605
>glasses.

Lol just close your eyes nigga

by wearing a shemagh and goggles everywhere you go

>>33816605
You can't, it's the most tactical move known to man, green berets spend years learning the technique

1) Transparent Goggles
2) Develop a resistance by constantly macing yourself
3)The moment you see someone reach into their pockets go prone and headbutt ehm

>>33816670
No IT'S TOO LATE IT'S ALREADY SHREDDING YOUR CORNEAS

>>33816784
>prone
>headbutt
??????????????????????

>>33816605
There is already sand in my eyes

Don't get on Mr. Big's bad side and you won't need to worry about Shackleford

>>33816605
Why would I not be wearing sunglasses?

Watch their body movements, be expecting it always.

>>33816803
>profit

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>>33816605
Pocket anthrax.

>>33816605
I wear glasses.

>>33816822
You dive bomb your head into their fucking dick. You heard him.

>>33816605
The only way to stop a bad guy with pocket sand is a good guy with pocket sand.

>>33817595
this desu

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>>33816666
Satan's quads have spoken

>>33816666
People have been trying to ban cargo shorts for years, it might take another Sandy Nook to cause enough of a stir for a ban again.

>>33816605

Simple, 'Wear your fucking eyepro, soldier!'

>>33816605
Literacy

>>33817441
And violently suck him off?

Sounds like an awesome tactic!

>>33817441
that sounds really fucking gay, anon

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>>33819285
It's a sound strategy. A guy's not going to attack you when his dick's in your mouth.

>>33820090
is this standard practice in the military?