So im stuck in the path of an active tornado ripping farmers

>>33797456

Lightning inducing rockets.

Right through it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34NpyA2OuaE

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cut it in half with an enchanted katana

>>33797456
.22lr
it'll bounce around to kill the tornado

>>33797456
22lr

It'll bounce around in the tornado.

>>33797468
would the hail knock off its trajectory?

>>33797522

No you can install gy/weather telemetry and correction servos. Coupled with proper propulsion element units. Ups the price for the launch vehicle though.

>>33797549
Im in a science and technology building, im sure that we can handle the price

>>33797478
I dont own a fedora tho

>>33797564

Yes I can build you a fucking rocket that will mangle tornadoes.

Is your insurance good? Cause we are gonna SWEEP CLEAN THE UNFRIENDLY SKIES OF THE HEARTLAND.

>>33797605
Do it.

>>33797624

I know more about the rocket than you anon!

my uncle find the hk rocket co. He come home from rocket factory and hit me with the nose cone? rocket is dead guy?? NO I TAKE YOU TO THE RANGE AND SHOW YOU THE HEART BEAT OF THE ROCKET!

>>33797644
Okay Sergei, Take me to land of rocket heart where one can shoot without fear of losing head to nose cone

>>33797661

In all seriousness "high power" rockets are a vastly underused tool nowadays for meteorological and photography uses.

But the speed is invaluable for chaotic environments such as in the working area of an active tornado.

>>33797706
it sounds like it. Would be useful to have something to fire a rocket and use the incoming charge of the lightning to power something or even save its charge. I haven't looked around much about that so feel free to correct me if its already there.

>>33797746

It's been done. Just extremely unstable. It can help replicate naturally occurring ball lightning. At least this didn't turn into "HOW DO I MAKE TORCANOSSS?

>>33797777
haha torcanosss. Well the storm has passed but it did hit the lefty mall. sadly it was only an F0 so i had no target. Maybe another day anons.

Kinda wish we had the Earschplittenloudenboomer meme

>>33797819

And above their tomb..The tornadoes will belong to us!

>>33797867
It is all over now, I must return to home but yes anon...soon. My body will be ready.

>>33797456
A thousand /k/ommandos letting loose a mosin volley

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i personally use anti-tank artillery when taking down nature, unless you are facing a tsunami, that's when i bring in mass ordnance.

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>>33797478
Ronaldo get out

I'd guess napalm bombs in the tornadoes path, followed by a thermobaric bomb that detonated in the eye of the storm.

The shockwave will dissipate the tornado and the updrafts created by the napalm will prevent the tornado from taking form again for some time.

Am I stupid or would it work?

Maybe focus the attack on where the fronts meet and create tornadoes and use shockwaves to dissipate the most intense storm fronts?

Pardon any spelling errors I'm inebriated

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>>33797456
Affix your bayonet on your Nugget for the correct barrel harmonic, and charge for the motherland!

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>>33797838
the what now? i can't hear you over 4600 fps.

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>>33798864

He'd like a word with you.

>>33797456
I'm pretty sure in Sharknado they made IED's out of propane tanks that were pretty effective in wiping out a tornado
The method is out of the question though if you do not have access to a helicopter

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Ayo. Dis b my problem solver. I shoot a muhfuckin turnayda in its nutsack, boi.

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if it's other than 7,62x54r it's shit

>>33797456
treat it like an oil well fire.

use dynamite. lots and lots of dynamite.

there are very few problems in life that a suitable application of high explosives cant fix.

>>33797456
.577 tornadosaurus

>>33798005
Don't you mean BLUDSTONE?