>frankly Ferrando doesn't give a fuck what they call it

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>>33795630
>that virginity wasn't her's to lose!

>>33795706
Fucking kek

i spent half the show thinking godfather was a different person before i realized he was speaking in third person.

>>33795722

Same

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https://youtu.be/fTXzcILPPp8

> The real Iceman is a burned out after adrenaline junkie with a huge number of speeding tickets and a motivational speaker for veterans having trouble adjusting

>>33795929
Proof? I kinda believe it.

>>33795929
Didn't he become a 1st Sgt?

>>33795986
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO

>>33795986
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO

>>33795986
tempo tempo tempo

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B E A S T

>>33795955

https://youtu.be/GASlTbaOAdA

>>33795986

Tempo Tempo Tempo!

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muh hot-head stubborn army man stereotype

>>33795876
What is a MSR?

>>33796008
Well I'll be fucked.

>>33796213
Main Supply Route.

>>33795986
tempo tempo tempo

>>33796008
Think he ever got that gun shield he ordered?

>>33795986
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO

>>33796007

That's Hero Living, Brother.

Now we find our true Dharma

>I love you Fruity Rudy.

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>>33796008
Why is every SNCO's life in shambles?

And why does every senior enlisted schmo believe anyone wants their rank?

>>33795929
who cares? like of course he did, he is in the military.

good on you iceman

>>33795986
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO

>>33796265

Where do you think he was going so fast?

The FedEx unclaimed freight auction.

>>33795986
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO

>>33795986
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO

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>>33795929
>he doesn't want to be a burned out adrenaline junkie slaying pussy six ways to Sunday waiting for his last great adventure,death.

>>33796657

Sounds like a good life, really.

I just found it interesting because in the series he was portrayed as always calm and professional, you know, the Iceman. But really, in addition to being good at what he did, he was jaded and looking for the next fix.

>>33795706

>your PRESIDEN' is watching!
>but more importantly...Subway JARED is watching!

>>33795678
>shitty tumblr gifs that last for 1/5 of the shot
Please stop

>>33795876

Who thought Mattis would be a Neo-Con Kike dick-duck once he became SecDef?

>>33796286
SLAY THAT DRAGON

>>33796007
I LOVE YOU FRUITY RUDY

>>33795986
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO

>>33795972
pretty sure he went master sgt.

>>33795722
wait....are you for serious?! he was talkin in the third person?

>Sixta turned out to be a kiddie diddler

https://www.marinecorpstimes.com/story/military/crime/2014/11/19/sgt-maj-sixta-generation-kill-child-molestation-sentencing/19298495/

>>33795986
OPMET OPMET OPMET
POTEM POTEM POTEM

The actor got a handjob by the future First Lady in the show house of card

>>33798118

Nothing wrong with that

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That fucking scene had me in stitches...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ0_-6pSGEc

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>>33795986
Tempo tempo tempo

>>33796008
fuck he's actually a really good speaker

>>33796008
>the real iceman plays fallout new vegas

>>33795986
Tempo Tempo Tempo

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>>33795630
who is picrelated?

>>33799652
>who is picrelated?
Lt. Col. Stephen Ferrando

>>33795986
>TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO

>>33799559
>40 mike mike
...Do they really call millimeters "mike mikes"? Sounds infantile

>>33799717
Yeah. It actually happens. Only for 40 as far as I've heard it. I've never heard someone use it for a 20 or something else.

>>33799717
>...Do they really call millimeters "mike mikes"? Sounds infantile

I guess it is faster to say and has a more distinctive sound than the original word. Kinda like saying "niner" instead of "nine".

>>33799736

You could just call it a 40 or a 40 mill. 40 mike mike does sound rather stupid.

>>33799754
It does. But a lot of shit people say sounds stupid, especially in the military. But you pick up on it and use it anyway.

THERE

WILL

BE

NO

FUCK

UPS

>>33795986
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO

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anyone have this one with the note saying "at least my mom took me to nascar" and then it shows ray on the front row?

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also here's some OC

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>>33800462

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>>33800528

yESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

thanks anon

>>33796007
>you know, I think schree and I will move to San Francisco
>there's no fat people there

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>>33795986
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO

>>33795986
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>>33800543
>reporter, you are perhaps the biggest fuck up in camp

>>33795986
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO

>>33795630
POLICE

>>33799633
>he needed help

YOU MOCKIN THE GROOMIN STANDARD?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM6e9ltaLVU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLCBg3Ssq6A

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>>33802947

>>33799736
Words can be hard to anunciate when you're full of adrenaline. Motherfuckers start slurring and shit

>>33799724
Navy says Mike Mike for the 25 on the ships, army says it for the 25 on the Bradley and any 40s

>>33796007
F R U I T Y

>>33802939
Nah Sarge, it's screwby

>>33795986
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO

>>33795986
Tempo tempo tempo

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>>33803620

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>>33803639

>>33802947
Fuck, music died in the 00's.

>>33796736
He talked about missing his motorcycle.
"Speed, isolation, and no one can touch me"

>>33799724
I remember being really confused reading an old GI JOE comic where they said mike mike in reference to plane cannons

>>33795706
>>33796762
>>33798118
>>33799773
>>33802939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oF0XYRhRvA

>>33796007
It's not gay if You think Rudys is hot

>>33804341
It's not. We all think he's hot.

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I'm making MRE cookies.

>>33804753

You'll set your face on fire again.

>>33804827
probably. This shit actually works. it reduces into a thicker and thicker paste.

Sure does smell though

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>>33803650
>Tauland

>>33804827
I didn't set my face on fire, I was a victim and you fucking know it

>>33804753
>Follow up

Just because it is white and powder doesn't make it flour.

At the most it reduced down to peanut butter flavored pumpkin pie filling. Pretty good stuff actually.

>>33795722
My god he was Ferrando the whole time.

>>33795722
Wait what

>>33803650

haha holy shit someone actually saved that?

good to know the time i spent researching 40k terms and lore wasn't completely wasted. i dont even play or have any 40k stuff.

>>33795722

First viewing, same.

>>33796288
>Why is every SNCO's life in shambles?

Institutionalization. Think you're married to your wife? Nope. That ring is a lie. You're the Army's bitch. Think those are your kids? Try to prioritize them over your soldiers and you'll figure out the truth when you get reamed for being a shitty SGT.

>And why does every senior enlisted schmo believe anyone wants their rank?

Everyone wants money and authority, and I think that making SGT wipes your memory of the E4 mafia and how sweet life was.