Greentext thread

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>>33789159
Keep these threads bumped damnit.
These threads are rare as gold.

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>>33789167

Anybody have the helicopter ejector seat one? I remember it said chin check the instrument panel at mach fuck.

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>>33789177
Well I've never experienced this phenomenon.

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>>33789177
One sec. Buried somewhere

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>>33789177
This?

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>>33789239
Last one, I need sleep /k/omrades

>>33789186
No it was a question about why don't helicopters have ejection seats or something and someone gave a greentext response as to why.

>>33789257
Oh....That doesn't sound funny.
Since I don't remember it either, I don't got it.

>>33789157
I want to fuck a deer.

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recent

>>33789333
OH SHIT NIGGA I WAS THERE

>>33789351

Wait, History Channel fucked with Ian? I just watch his auction videos so I don't follow the other stuff.

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>>33788455
Every time

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>>33788353
Fresh off the press

>>33789351
The last sentence, I heard it.

>>33788353
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/7bm96fd4b83gqzf/AABp3emmu0iBaR7YDJZ2-y5ca?dl=0

Go nuts.

>>33789786
GOD thats is disgusting.

>>33789989
Women are disgusting slobs, Anon. Ask anyone that works cleaning public bathrooms; I have a friend that worked on the cleaning crew of a shopping mall once, and the gist of it was:

>Men
>Just general sloppiness, used TP and paper towels carelessly tossed at the garbage bins and missing the target
>Wet TP stuck on the ceiling
>Usually unflushed toilets after pissing

>Women
>Tampons everywhere. EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE
>Squatting over and shitting in trash bins, fearing dirty toilet seats
>Squatting over the toilets and just pissing everywhere
>Sanitary pads shoved down toilets
>Hair everywhere: floor, garbage bags, drains, toilets, wrapped around taps, stuck on the walls with water/liquid soap/bodily fluids

>>33790763
Fucking this.

When I was younger and still going to school I had a weekend job at McDonalds.
I mainly worked in the kitchen, it sucked, but most of the people there were nice and we had a lot of banter which kept the mood nice.
But every so often I had to work cleaning the "restaurant" and cleaning the shitters.
The mens room was nothing. The worst was piss on the floor and shit stains on the toilet. Which i never cleaned up. Fuck that shit.
One time someone shat in a urinal. They called me over to clean it up.
Told them they could fire me on the spot if they wanted me to do that. They found someone else to clean it up.

The womens bathroom however was fucking rancid. Bloody maxipads stuck to the inside of the stalls. Tampons on the floor. Clogged shitters at least once a day.
On time the sink was spilling over and they had these fake marble looking rectangular design sinks recently installed.
They asked me to see if i could get the sink running again.
Took it apart and found the following
>half a quarterpounder
>2 tampons
>a nylon stocking and atleast 3 drinking straws.

Wtf

>>33789333
>Broadside this nigga
>Break yourself foot nigga

Fucking dying

anyone have the "breaking in boots is a meme" screencap?

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I wrote this one in a thread I started today

>>33789786
Hey I was there!

>>33789786
huh look at that
i was there too

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>>33792164
As someone who spent a few days looking for it a month ago, I feel your pain.

Here you go.

>>33789351
>Ice Lumberjack Crabbers: Alien Edition

I can actually picture them making this in a few years

>>33792778
thank you very much sir

>>33789186
>In a Kiowa, that wouldn't be all that weird
Medium kek

>>33789351

>Ice Lumberjack Crabbers: Alien edition

11/10. Topkek

>>33789362
You are a tard.

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>>33789786
wtf I love traps now

>>33792778
What is this "break in period" meme?

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>>33789786
sweet jesus I ain't ever seen that b4

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>>33789351
Holy shit, can't believe someone capped my stuff!

Have some Koko

>>33797284
Apparently, dude thought that people repetitively saying "you need to break in boots after you buy them" was a meme.

Kinda like boating accidents and shit.

>>33792187

That's pretty good, but not as good as when /cock/ made "sleepy time tendies". Now that was true madness.

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>>33798504

>>33798552

On April 1st, /co/ and /ck/ were merged into /cock/.

A few hours before the boards were set to split up again, a random drunk as fuck Anon started posting. I have the screen caps on my other drive, but unfortunately I am currently in another state. He started off by boiling chicken tenders, which seemed retarded, but nothing too cringy, but then... then things got worse.

After bringing the water and tenders to a boil, he started dumping in several bottles of blue Nyquil. Then he boiled that. And then suddenly he brought out a bottle of Wild Turkey and started dumping that in as well.

Eventually he pulled out these horrifying, blue chicken tenders. They literally looked like they had been dunked in Gatorade. Then the mad man eats one. Okay, still, maybe not as bad as the Horse Mask guy, but it gets worse.

He then takes out a blender and puts the tendies in there with even more Nyquil (this time, pink) and even more Wild Turkey, and makes a shake. And he starts drinking that.

By now it seemed like this was all that could be done. I mean, he had made a fucking NyQuil (made from two different flavors, mind you) Liquor Chicken shake. Nope, it gets worse.

He brings out a fucking French Press and turns the shake into fucking tea. And adds even more Nyquil and even more alcohol. I remember he had an MC Ride mug he was drinking this nightmarish concoction from.

Then, after finishing this disaster, he went and drove.

>>33797483
Yay, the screenshot I'm in.

>>33798755
I had that capped now i cant find it

Anyone has the beekeeper anon who rigged an electric wire to keep bears away from his bees, but he hooked it up to the main power line and the bear got fried?

>>33790763
>>33791898

Had to clean bathrooms when working as a grocery clerk. I flat out refused to clean the womens due to mentioned horrors.

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>>33798755
Sweet GOD, please find that.

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>>33799371
>whats that you got there,a fucking nuke?

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Keep this thread going.

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>>33799265
Found off google images so probably potato quality.

>>33798755
H-how is his liver still functional??

>>33799584

i need context to this is he trying to electrocute the hive or something thats going into it for honey and larvae

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>>33798777
It was one hell of a thread. Posting another epic one

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>>33789362
They tried but failed.

>>33800287
>bears keep raiding your beehives
>plug a tube of copper into your house
>shot the shitfuck out of the bear
>gg no re

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>>33800366
O shit, I hadn't seen this part.

>>33800519
Why can't my dad have a trunk full of NFA weapons?

Fuck, I guess it's gonna have to be my kids.

>>33792333
Pretty cool, but a guitar solo would be cooler

>>33800335
>>33800340
>>33800366
Fuck me that was a good thread

>>33800335
Have a link to the complete thread by chance?

>>33789157
Resolution to low, cannot read on mobile

>>33800366
>>33800340
>>33800335
so much want

>>33792333
fake and gay

>>33789333
I WAS THERE IT WAS HILARIOUS

>>33793500
.50 Deagle?

>>33801794
>1320x4000
Your phone sucks.

>>33789362
They started negotiations for a /tv/ show and when they found out that Forgotten Weapons brand was unregistered they decided to ditch Ian and create their own show with that name.
Ian in response made video about this and said appropriate action for copyright will be taken.

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>>33789351
>9351▶>>33789362 >>33789801 >>33792821 >>33793669 >>33797483
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The fucking gyrojet pistol got me

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the time /k/ went full STALKER

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Mini BRRRRRRRRRRRRT

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Saw this in a thread two days ago and it made me chuckle.

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The time a sailor used his sailor mouth at the wrong time

>>33791898
I used to work at Round Table as a delivery driver, and one time at the end of the night while the general employees were closng down the kitchen, i was the closing driver for the night. so i come back from my last delivery, pretty stoked because i made a good amount in tips that night. So anywho, my closig task was to mop the lobby floor then clean both bathrooms. as the past two posts can affirm, the worst thing about the mens room was piss on the toilet and this one regular who comes in keeps rolling blunts on the head.

The womens room however that night seemed pretty tame. it wasnt a busy night in store so there wasnt much to clean. after finishing what i thought was all i needed to clean in there (i was a new employee at the time) my supervisor reminded me i had to empty out the ladies trashbins that are mounted on the walls of every stall so they can discreetly toss their feminine products.
Moving on, i celan these stalls, which is just taking them off the wall, and dumping the contents in a bigger trash bin. well, one of them felt way heavier than normal, so, curious as i was, i opened the lid before dumping it and i shit you not, some lady had what i assumed shit herself royally, then took her underwear off, and stuffed it in the tiny trashbin. the smell that eminated when i pulled them out (with gloved hands mind you) was lovecraftian in level. Womens rest rooms are lawless wastelands, devoid of sanity and decency

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From my personal vault, the time ching chong tried to buy anon's house

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>>33805303
eugh.

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Anon's dad learns of custom shotgun shell loads

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another from my collection

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Finnish soldier takes some pervitin

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>>33789159
Oh man, I'd love to do a comic of that. just imagining the potential...

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>>33805596

>>33789786
Reason 21432 as to why women shouldn't be in the armed forces

>>33800287
I wanted to know more about this as well and went through a number of archives to find the right threads.

https://archived.moe/k/thread/22492530 - thread 1
https://archived.moe/k/thread/22552189 - thread 2

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>>33806025
Apparently there was a part 2 to this that wasn't posted.

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>>33805596
>>33806025
>>33806350
Also, this should be a better version of the part 1

>>33789786
I screamed out loud reading this.

>>33806350
>>33806383
I'm fucking out. m8.

>>33789786
As a civilian sometimes plumber, can confirm. Sometimes the "fairer" sex is the fucking worst. They do smell nice when showered though. Usually.

>>33789183
PatMacnamaraFightsTheBlairWitch.png

>>33806500
there's nothing like eating a piece of pussy straight out of the swimming pool.

>>33789786
I think I'm gonna turn gay after reading this.

>>33788512
It was a different time, when different people used /k/

>>33788353

ITT: masturbatory fantasies that never happened

>>33806728
>greentext stories are embellished
wow great discovery, professor.

>>33793500
And this is how the BFG-50 was made.

>>33805696
Anybody have the one where the guy is dressed as the russian and bursts in on his girlfriend with a PPSh to fuck her?

>>33798593
This is unappreciated

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>>33789173
That would have been a sight to see, must've been more amazing than any fireworks display could do

>>33789183
To tell the truth, that does sound like a fun way to mess with it.

>>33799371
I'd love to know if there was some sort of context to this. This would be an awesome book

>>33789786
>blood mushrooms
s c a r e d

>>33805716
Whatever became of this? It kinda fell off the radar and I never got to hear about the repercussions.

>>33801794
remove the m at the end of the link, fag

>>33791898
>half a quarterpounder
Just how?

>>33808460
And furthermore, how did he know it was a quarter pounder, specifically?

>>33809010
'cause it was an eight of a pound

>>33805743
>>33805730
Holy shit I made both of those. Kind of nice to see someone saved them.

>>33806728
stfu noob

>>33792590
>not muh sausage
Kek'd.

>>33789159
Why are we not funding this shit

>>33809963
Boston Dynamics is owned now by Google whih receives funding from DARPA so yeah we are funding it.

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someone please help, I can't ttake the retardation

>>33810860
>angry foreigncuck

Why does this stereotype hold true so often?

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>>33788353
Mfw

>>33792778
This is what I instantly think of whenever some moron says 'hurr, x is a meme,' where x is either a crucial safety step, vital prep-work or just plain common sense.

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>>33789786
I too,was there

>>33799573
ahh, Army life. it's the same everywhere in the world, apparently.
fuck it, got some OC for you then:

>Cavalry Practical School
>Portugal
>2008

>my ass in basic
>be assigned as platoon leader for the day (this rotated everyday, during your day you were responsible for everything anyone in your platoon fucked up)
>5:30, usual routine, wake up, wake the platoon up, shower, form in front of barracks in combat uniform by 5:45
>we do exactly as instructed, i even manage to scare the platoon fuckup into doing his part in time
>said fuckup is important to the story. let's call him Pvt Fuckup
>to anyone who went through basic, you know the type. it's the fucking imbecile that can't even learn to march in cadence
>platoon sargeant (mean, resourceful asshole) shows up at 5:45 on the dot, stand at attention, the usual routine
>little do i know that Pvt Fuckup is about to royally screw me over
>platoon sargeant goes in to inspect the barracks as usual
>comes out not 30 seconds later with daggers shooting from his eyes, staring right at me
>doesn't even say anything, just grabs me by the ear and drags me from the front of the formation
>drags by the ear me all the way to the front of our platoon's compartment in the barracks
>low, deadly voice: "Pvt, did you inspect your platoon's room as ordered?"
>figure i'll only get screwed more than i already am if i lie
>"no, sargeant!"
>"go look at Pvt Fuckup's bed, Pvt."
>i look at the bed, it's well made, no problems there
>except for the mond in the center of the bed
>the massive mond where the cover is stained dark brown
>holy shit, i can't believe it
>just stare at it in disbelief
>"that'll be 50 pushups, Pvt."
>do the 50
>sargeant goes away, promptly returns with Pvt Fuckup in tow, by the ear
>"PVT FUCKUP WHY IS THERE A MASSIVE SHIT ON YOUR BED?"
>Pvt Fuckup says he couldn't reach the toilet in time
>SO WHAT, YOU THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD NOTICE THE MASSIVE SHIT IN YOUR BED?
>THAT'S 50 PUSHUPS, PVTS
>(cont)

>>33811372
>do 50 more pushups along with Pvt Fuckup
>head back to formation outside
>entire platoon does 50 more pushups on account of Pvt Fuckup's lack of tactical bowel control
>spend the rest of the day in the mud

we beat the shit out of him that night, fucker dropped out two days later.

>>33811389
I would have killed the guy.
Its incredible how the poor bastard managed to get through life as is.

>>33811448
well, he wasn't dead, but he sure wasn't pretty by the time we were done with him. platoon started with 26 guys. by that time (about week 5) it was down to 16-17, but still...

>>33789239
The real question is "can you use a suppressor as a fleshlight?"

>>33812058
is your dick made of lead?

>>33811601
The recurting policies must be low in Portugal.

>>33812176
Wrong question. The better one is how tiny a pencil dick do you have that it could fit into a suppressor?

Lads does anyone have the Czechbro story

>>33799371
This is heartwarming!

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>>33812958
I'm pretty sure my dick can fit into this

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>>33799573
That guy sounds... Interesting. I could only guess he was forced to join by his parents

>>33812958
>
see

>>33813300

>>33806782
Well that guy's just plain stupid

>>33812412
yeah, we get rid of the trash in basic. my platoon had 26 people on day 1. by them end of basic, there were 12 of us.

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>>33806782
I was there, everyone in that thread said don't do it you idiot... So he did it

>>33792778
> TFW remembering the trench foot from my time in South Africa
> It took me three weeks to look like that

>>33809976
oh fuck yes
do you think that they will take requests?

>>33816110
Im sure they have an idea guy that is handling usages for this thing so its not like totally out of the picture for something that silly.

>>33806650
that explains a lot

>>33807632

The story? No, it's just something an Anon wrote based off that picture drawn by Rustle. I would not google who Rustle is.

>>33816528
should have listen to you

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>>33816528
>>33816882
I'm pretty sure it's Range Murata, not Rustle.

Checking my art archives, yes, yes it is.

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here's one of my favs

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>>33817454
and another of my favs because why not

>>33817200
why is she crying

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>>33817915
The paratrooper gave her too many FEELS.

>>33817915
Unless there's a story in the moonrunes at the bottom, I don't know. She's crying because Range Murata drew her crying

>>33818113
>>33817980
>>33817915
Someone wrote a green text accompaniment to the picture about the girl crying on the roof after being bullied, then an American paratrooper lands and he gives her one of the burgers all American always have on their person in case of emergencies. I think it's floating around on this thread but i can't find it. Can someone link the post?

>>33819083
follow the reply chain you lazy fuck

>>33799371
>>33819083
>>33817915
here

the amount of you's i've gotten over the animoo girl is nuts

>>33819091
no u

>>33793348
does anyone have the one where the anon launched a broom handle out of a potato gun and speared a transformer on a power pole and blacked out his trailer park.

/r/ing /k/ommandos inserting their dicks on the slides of their pistols?I don't remember I saw it a long time ago

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>>33799573
I know for a fact there was a follow-up on this. some body post it

>>33820940
>/r/ing
Back to >>>/r/eddit

>>33821313
>newfags don't know the jargon
Hiro was a mistake

/r/ing the Wargame: Red Dragon match between 4chan and reddit [spoiler]I know it's kinda /v/ but /wgg/ is dead[/spoiler]

>>33816104
SADF or SAA?

>>33804770
>centuries
>there instead of their
Yeah this was written by a 12 year old

>>33806510
imma you're being sarcastic. because adding the taste of chlorine to...

well my reaction is phonetically best described as "ewwarghpfhb".

>>33822010
*imma _assume_

verbs are overrated anyway

>>33799371
/k/ meets /c/

>>33822041
Somehow, I can see that being one of next year's April 1st board merge. /c//k/.

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>>33807997
of COURSE it did anon

are you seriously surprised you didnt hear about it?
if they got sued/arrested/convicted/... do you think they would plaster it over the media like
>hey look we were fucking stupid and did something illegal, blatanty trying to make a certain subculture falsely look like crazy nutjobs. heres what happened to us
or that they would quietly bury the whole thing? or more likely, nothing ever came of it because IF (and thats a big if indeed) the atf or fbi or whichever authority decided to pursue an investigation then THAT would be plastered all over the media as
>the evil right wing nazi-republican government is trying to shut down the last bastion of freedom aka leftist pop trash tv shows
?

I mean come on

>>33821404
o.O thats a thing? seconding request

>>33789333
I was in that thread. Holy fuck i was dying

>>33822106
Still, I'm surprised some right-leaning news source hasn't followed this story more closely.

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>>33822449
pic related. Why would they. To poke fun at their - albeit disliked - colleagues with the same job across the road who happen to have a different opinion? Thats just bad sports. Slandering and ridiculing politicians is one thing (after all they signed up for exactly that), doing it to someone you might meet at the coffee table next week is a whole different matter.

I guess. I'm no journalist.

>>33822467
Breitbart seems like the type to get off on thrashing some lefties. Hell, some internet journo could make a name for themselves with this kinda story. Just seems like a solid story for the right kinda guy.

>>33821313
>Doesn't know what /r/ or /r/ing is
>Tells anyone else to go anywhere
Just how fucking new are you, like holy shit.

/r/ing any Ivan Chesnokov, Boof, and Johnny Labs content.

anyone got the screencap of the guy that buys the suicide (rifle?) off of the grieving mother then scrapes a hash mark into the stock in front of her because it has a confirmed kill?

>>33805249
Where's the one about the nuke tech that told Admiral Rickover to fuck off out of his department and got a medal for it?

>>33793255
First time I've seen this, maximum kekage achived

>>33805647
Thanks, my dude. I'm probably now on a watchlist (if I wasn't already) for looking most of these guys up.

>>33816528
Why is that? What do they do?

>>33826629
I don't know, but now I want to see it, too

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>>33792180
>>33792187
Kinda reminds me of pic related.

>>33828631
I thought i was the only one who lived who like this, I snapped out of it and clean up after myself now. im happy even when im sicked in depressed i have the energy to clean the throw up and shit off my bathroom floor.(last month, i got a stomach bug and just layed on my bathroom floor living in my own filth.) I do miss hot water though.

>>33828631
judging by the file name I might have been the one to post that where you found it

>>33828631
I hate to say, but I've seen worse. Had a crazy uncle who was schizophrenic and a hoarder. But he had a house that was exactly like you see on TV. Rooms were filled halfway to the ceiling with junk and there wasn't even any running while. By the time we got him out and into an assisted living home, he was walking up the road to take shits at stores because he had just filled his toilets with his crap until they were overflowing, then boarded up the rooms.

I have no idea what happened to that house. I have to assume it was bulldozed flat and the rubble burned. But if it wasn't, I pity the soul who first opened those bathroom doors.

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>>33828631
Dear Lord that guy better have gotten help

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>>33789786
People do this for a living
T. Plumber

>>33817200
Huh...made by the same dude that worked Last Exile.

Not bad.

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>>33822611
Hey, dubsman, i got your BOOF right here. Cracks me up every time.

>>33805647
Can someone explain?

>>33830140
The closest I have is that their psychology rating matches or is related to the boards they're attached to.

Other than that, they're all serial killers.

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>>33789786

>>33819083
>Not ccing a burger in case of emergencies

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>>33830101
>.jpg

Ugh.
Here, have a higher quality version from Opchan.

>>33789786
feels good to be in a thread before it was screen capped.

>>33831383
What an amazing story that totally happened. It doesn't read like the drunken ramblings of an inbred idiot at all.

>>33831650
Real or not, that shit is fucking hilarious

>>33806786
How about the one where two guys go for a walk or something, they stop to buy ice cream. One of the guys is hard core roleplaying soviet and I think the other might be role playing SS. Cops are called after soccer mom types freak out and it turns out one of the cops speak Russian. About all I can remember but it was a might KEK back when I first read it.

>>33814335
What ever came of him, did he die? I was in the thread and have seen screen caps since but no news of his fate

>>33831398
Holy shit, this one's great. Hope a lot more stories like it are happening nowadays.

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>>33826629
>>33828101
this sounds like the one he's talking about

>>33806782
hey my screencap :)

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>>33831398
>Only posting the first

Anon, I am disappointed

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>>33831398
>>33833377

anyone has the story of the guy stationed in some mountains in fuckistan and all they had to do was to watch some nam movies and when some new guy comes in and they get attacked they all start screaming about gooks and shit and that new guy was confused as fuck, the op pic is some guy with a saw overlooking a mountain if i remember correctly.

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>>33833490
I gotchu.

>>33833511
ah thanks

>>33806186
I'm pretty sure I watched this anime

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>>33831383
I love cheating wife/girlfriend revenge stories

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>>33833623
>>33806186
I'm sure I saw that anime too. Think it was Full Metal Panic: FUMOFFU

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>>33833377
>>33833382

>>33801794
N E W
E
W

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Behold a heartwarming tale of homelessness and cracked out motherfuckers

>>33833938
Fucking bears man, 12 gauge should do just fine on a black, but your fucked if its a grizzler

>>33789333
>Included in cap
Feels good man

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From just the other day

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>>33789786
IT2fag here, im so proud that my post was saved. Im eating lunch on watch now, but at like 2100 i will come back and start a sea stories thread if you guys want. Lots more shit to share if anyone is interested.

>>33833938
>>33833984
>>33834042
damn I was in these threads, good shit

>>33834402
Plz do

>>33834402
Do it

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this one fucking ruins me everytime

>>33790763
Shit, even women know that women are gross. Story time, from my ex GF's point of view.
>be me (her)
>away at summer camp
>get up to piss one night
>dark as fuck
>jump down from top bunk
>heels hit something wet, slip, fall flat on back
>soaked
>get up, turn on lights
>covered in fucking period blood because gross roommate never wears pads or tampons
>same gross roommate stole her pants and went commando while on her period
>gross roommate never shaves bush, ever

>>33834402
MM2 says getchur ass in here. Btw, r u the guy that was posting the brokeass "M-4" while on watch a while back? Fuckin' thing had like an M-16 lower (not even A1), A2 upper, M-4 stock, rusted to shit...

>>33790763
my friends never believe me when I say that girls miss the toilet more than guy do, its incredible, women are so spotless all the time because they literally leave all their filth in the bathrooms

there was a green text once of a landlord I think that just had a pretty hot tenant leave, she was pretty much incredible every time he saw her, but when he went into her rent the bathroom was a fucking nightmare, like she lived there for 5 years and never cleaned it once. someone's gotta have the screen cap

>>33804897
I am not even a /k/ native and this shit makes me angry as all hell. I understand some people are worried about guns but this kind of bitchy behavior and then avoiding responsibility is something that should put her and her husband in a jail and ruin the guy's career.

Really, /k/, I hope some of you in-between innawoods raids will go into politics, just so you can help kicking current dems to curb.

>>33808206
Not the guy you were referring to, and not even interested in that particular image, but thanks!
t. Faggot Phone Lurker

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>>33820580
Fresh from the archives, fampai.

>>33789786
Why the fuck are women so disgutinsg? Before my 1st gf got her 1st period i thought women were nice and clean creatures that cared about places they lived in but then everything changed. Holy fuck women are disgusting. If not the fact that i want to have children i'd probably turned gay long time ago.

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>>33834402
Is that your daughter? If yes i'm going to masturbate and cum on that picture and post it if that's her.

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>>33836126
You are why we cant have nice things

>>33792778
>did you buy a Vp9
oh the memes of olden times

>>33804770

Hue

>>33804789

There is no fucking way that's real

/r/ the anon who looked for gun-loving friends online and accidentally joined ISIS

>>33837040
>accidentally joined ISIS
how the everloving fuck?

>>33790763
Jesus fucking christ, they remind me of male middle schoolers and their lack of knowledge to leaving a toilet fucking clean

>>33837081
Iirc he joined a telegram chat or some shit, made friends with some guys who liked guns very much and women very little, then FBI knocked at his door and he found out his "friends" were actually an ISIS cell looking for new recruits

>>33791898
>The worst was piss on the floor and shit stains on the toilet. Which i never cleaned up. Fuck that shit.
>One time someone shat in a urinal. They called me over to clean it up.
>Told them they could fire me on the spot if they wanted me to do that. They found someone else to clean it up.
A-are you my stepdad?

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>>33799371
>"Where the fuck am I, China?"

>>33837122
That'd be some spooky shit. I wana read that now.

>>33800366
>>33800340
>>33800335
God fucking damn it, why is that people who don't know jack shit about topic inherit the best items from said topic?

>>33833081
Any admiral bar Rickover or Halsey would castrate you for that.

>>33800366
What was in the final case?
DID HE HAVE THE WA 2000?

>>33789786
So glad someone screen capped this.

>>33833644
She broke the NAP.

She had to go.

>>33834433
Where's the rest of it!

>>33805607
That's some super reddit-tier shit right there.

>>33805716
>If true they committed yet another crime because in the state of Arizona guns aren't allowed to be destroyed without giving the chance for LEO and public to buy them in an auction

Is this true? Jesus fuck. That's amazing.

>>33840087
Resistance to Commiefornia influenced buyback programs.

>>33840340
Double edged sword though. No more $100 A5s :(

IT2 are you home from watch yet? Can you post more sea stories?

>>33840471
He's over here >>33838567

>>33833644
27?
This sounds like it's coming from a 15-year-old.

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>>33831994

Oh sheeeeiiit....I gotchu anon senpai.

>>33835413
Some of us do. /pol/itical discussions typically go on another board.

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>>33821825
You obviously overestimate the intelligence of the average kommando.

>>33837578
Because it's obvious bullshit and the man is clearly a collector/dealer

Anyone got the deer-fucking one or the murder/k/ube?

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>>33806383
Damn

>>33838181
Can't even fucking read it.

And I'm a mobilefag so i can't even see the resolution. I'm guessing 200x600.

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>>33838181
Dude, you forget the drum mags.

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>>33837081

>>33843038
>hurt my chances at getting a GF
That depends on your definition of a GF.
A camel or a goat could make a good GF. No back talk, always up for banging, and always a backup meal.
Maybe you like women with mustaches and rags covering their entire bodies. If that's your thang, you should have no problem finding yourself a nice sex slave after plundering the nearest village with a dirty AK-47.

>>33843386
>always up for banging

As someone who's owned goats I can tell you this is not true at all

>>33843460
how many times did you try?

>>33843460
Anon, shhh, you'll ruin my irony