I shot a carjacker two months ago ask me anything...

>>33776831
post the news story or else fake and gay

Does sucking your own dick feel more like getting sucked or a sucking a dick?

>>33776831
yeah I'm still being investigated by the DA

>>33776831
What should I get for dinner tonight? I've already eaten Chick Fil A and In n Out today.

>>33776842
sorry see >>33776851

>>33776831
>ask me anything
Two large and 1 small pumps can fill a swimming pool in 4 hours. One large and 3 small pumps can also fill the same swimming pool in 4 hours. How many hours will it take 4 large and 4 small pumps to fill the swimming pool?

>>33776845
Id guess 50/50
>>33776856
steak you can never go wrong with steak

Do you think building a hobbit hole is too difficult to do correctly? I'd love to build one somewhere in the Rockies or anywhere else with low to no humidity. I think if I build high enough the soil won't be as soaked as if built at a lower elevation. I know physically building a structure isn't that hard but I'm just incredibly concerned with keeping moisture out. I don't want to have to dig it out in five years and fix it ya know

>>33776831
In the United states are there more upward slopes or downward slopes?

>>33776831
Are you deaf?
>>33776883
upward slopes=downward slopes

>>33776831
do you know the proper ratio of fuel to air ratio for a boeing 787 with rolls-royce trent 1000 jet engine?

>>33776862
5 small pumps in 4 hours vs 12 so Id guess 1 hour and 45 min there about... but math is not my strong suit

>>33776872
not op, but i suspect it will always be difficult, you'd want to be high above the water table and have fantastic drainage.

>>33776862
71.1 minutes?

>>33776872
I'm not sure Id think if you built it in a high elevation where it rains and snows more you'd have a bigger problem
>>33776883
Id say more upward (I use to be a truck driver and that's what it seems like)

>>33776932
1:40, nice going.

>>33776883
There has to be more downward slopes because if there were more upward slopes how would there be coastline and stuff? Like if the land only went up it would never go down into the water, so there has to be more downward slopes

>>33776906
no I'm not I actually didn't hear the gun shot and I my ears didn't ring... not sure why...

>>33776831
Was the guy asking if you want to add nuggets for $1. If so that was a fast food place and ease off the meth.

>>33776962
thanks
>>33776965 its a trick question it depends on perspective where you have an upwards slope could also be a downwards slope

>>33776971
no I was at a red light and he was trying to break out my window and open my door with his hand in his waste band while yelling I shouldn't have stopped at said light

>>33776997
but if it goes into the ocean it has to be a downward slope, I mean land doesn't go UP into the water.

>>33777032
no but it can go up out of water...

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>>33777032

>>33776966
probably a bad case of flexing your eye and head muscles so much you interfere with your hearing, if you know what I mean.

Were you worried about something hitting you in the eyes or face?

>>33776831
Did you stare him straight in the eyes until you the life was drained from them?

what gun did you use?

Why are you under investigation 2 months later?

>>33777214
I'm guessing the carjacker is still alive, and lied to the police about what happened.

>>33776831

Question 1: Why should I believe you?

>>33776831
If an electron is knocked out from the L shell of an iron atom, leaving behind a vacancy, or hole, from what energy shells can an electron make a transition to fill the hole and emit an L X ray?

Was he black?

>>33776862
1 hour?
Unless me doing 2x+y=x+3y is just wrong

>>33776862
nigga wut?

>>33776831

Why are you lying on the internet?

>>33776862
100 minutes I believe

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>>33776862
1.667 hours (exactly 100 minutes)

>>33777484
Oh shit I was right (I think)

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>>33777446
>>33777496
Mah nigga
>Our faces when grown men can't figure out simple algebra

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>>33777411
/opens mouth

/closes it

Uhhh.... uhhuuhuhhh....

>>33777484
>a magical place where you can talk about weapons, traps and math homework

>>33776928
Not OP but I have the design manuals for the Trent 1000b and I can look it up when I get home for you anon.

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>>33777516
>mrw

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>>33776851

you should probably not be talking about it on the internet, man.

>>33776851

FAKE AND GAY.

FUCK OFF KIDDO

>>33777531

>Come to /k/ to be schooled in the art of weapons.
>Leave with my math homework done instead.

>>33777615
/k/ - a magical place

>>33776851
Anon, get
The
Fuck
Off
This
Site
Sonny of a lawyer here, you do not need to be talking about this until the case is over. Get off the site and go fire some guns or something.

>>33776831
did u cum?

>>33776883
fur every upward slope there is zwei downward slope

>>33776856
What the fuck, just learn how to fucking cook. You have to be a real piece of shit to eat out 3 times in one day.

>>33776831

did he die?

>>33776862
/thread

>>33776831
Do you prefer to pitch or catch? What does your cum taste like?

>>33776928
>>33777544
Wouldn't it depend on throttle position? Like engine load?

>>33776862
1.66666 hours. So about 100 minutes or 1 hour 40 minutes.

>>33776831
what gun?

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>>33776851
>two month investigation over popping a car jacker

>>33777484
Nice.

>>33776831
>I shot a carjacker two months ago ask me anything...

My question is: Did you clear this thread with your lawyer?

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>>33776831
Can you tell us the story?

>>33779366
lol nice samefagging

>>33778795

yeah investigations take forever. I had a gun threaten to kill me etc back in January and it is still going through court, last week he plead not guilty.

it is very very very depressing and scary when it seems the only people with rights are criminals. Only thing that has kept me from sucking shotgun over it is knowing it would fuck over living gun owners.

>>33779793

guy*, if that wasn't obvious.

>>33776831
Anyone had a story/news about a black cop that shot a black carjacker trying to steal his black merc?

>>33779793
>I had a gun threaten to kill me etc back in January
Should have popped him if the threat was credible. It's self defense. If the threat wasn't credible (fat autist angrily revving his Rascal motor at you) then why do you still care

>>33779951

it's been years of ill kill everyone on this street, to ill kill you and your whole family. I've done threads about him, I call him cn or crazy neighbor. someone let him watch a vampire movie or something so he started threatening to kill my whole clan etc etc. not much of what he says makes sense, but that morning he tried to swipe me with his car.

funny enough he wrecked his car after his dad posted the 100k bail. then daddy got him a new car. I've since got a restraining order, but my worse fear is him trying to run over the wife and kids as she is loading them up in her Tahoe. I've got two dead cars surrounding it as a wall.

and of course I live in commiefornia, so self defense shooting isn't the best thing in the world. the case is pretty straight forward as I've got video evidence, but his dad is rich and has paid for a lawyer and private investigator to come after me. all I get to do now is wait until he runs out of money, or the court finally hears the case in full. a very powerless feeling.

>>33780116

What the fuck is up with this guy? i mean, I have to assume that he's got some sort of serious mental illness. If I was this guy's dad, i would've shoved in a mental hospital years ago.

>>33780454

serious mental issues. paranoid schitzo and bipolar. dad is also a bit off and mom is a druggie, so they've just been paying their way out of his troubles. I'm not exaggerating that he wrecks 2 or 3 cars a year. it is very sad, and I just want him to leave me and my family alone. I was never scarred until I had kids, and now I'm freaked out most of the time because the woman and kids stay at home.

it's one of those things, he is t predictable and he is dangerous and violent.

this last time after talking to the DA she doubled the bail bond to try and give dad a hint. dad paid it off within 4 hours. he was out the day of. bunch of small town bullshit too, his dad is in part a huge deal so I've been scarred to do something considering the financial and social repercussions, but thankfully most of the town is on my side.

what is REALLY depressing is every time he has tried to physically go after me in his car or otherwise that I've had to call the sheriff the sheriff chuckles and says why didn't you shoot him. GEE OFFICER MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL. MAYBE YOU DO YOUR JOB. depressing.

>>33780565

Pretty fucking sad, alright. Stay safe, anon. Hopefully the cunt doesn't try anything else.

On a sort of related note, say that you did shoot him in self-defense, and they ask you why. Would pointing out the fact that the sheriff straight-up advised you to shoot him help your case any?

>>33779793
- R E M I N D E R -

ALWAYS SHOOT TO KILL.
DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES.

>>33780641

lol no, I live in commiefornia. I at least live in a county i can carry in, but yeah if I did my life would be over. he a gud boi, dindu nuffin.

the sheriff also joked that no one else had beaten his ass in over his bullshit, but like I said his dad is a big deal. he has threatened high school kids too, another neighbor had to talk down a mob of teenagers from breaking his legs a year or so back. he is crazy. BUT not crazy enough that he has violated his restraining order. which is somewhat disturbing, to me it says he knows what he is doing and how to get away with it. he has spent the last 3 years trying to intimidate me and it has worked. I usually walk to and from work, and ill take a backalley to get to our street. the day I filled out my paperwork for a few was the day he followed me in his shitty or cruiser into the alley.

he has like 3 restraining order against him and is disallowed from going to his dad's business after one of his incidents. ran into the building threatening to kill everyone, and when the cops came tried go be superman and jumped off the 2nd story balcony like a video game. exploded his ankle so he wasn't driving for a few weeks. then right back to stalking me.

I fucking hate this state.

>>33776831
Why did she cheat on me?

>...

why do people do this?

>>33780757

I hate this state too sometimes, man. Christ, I wish there was something you could do, because that fucker is clearly a danger to himself and others (especially others, from the sound of it).

>>33780827

yup. I just have to sit and bear through it. again like I said at least I can carry. Maybe one day kim will get his shit together and nuke sf or la.

thanks for listening to my rant, this place is the only spot I can really tall about it.

How do you protect yourself against them carjackers if you can't CC/OC a gun?

>>33781137

No problem, this kind of stuff worries me too.

Though given that I live within an hour's drive of LA, I'm less than ecstatic about the possibility of Fatboy Kim nuking the place.

>>33776831
Are you going to plead guilty, or go to trial and have it escalated to an aggravated hate crime?

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>>33781585
Use a rock or something

https://youtu.be/jlwW42ja0VA

>>33780757
What the fuck dude don't you have any friends or family? Get bunch of mexican daylaborers the illegal kind and pay them to push his shit in theyre illegal anyways and it's california so they'll be alright. You or your wife don't have any banger family? Get some drugs plant some drugs, have some homies cruise by his house etc. I hope for your sake you have your own cctv system recording in and outside your house.

>>33776831
Was it in Reno? Did you do it just to watch him die?

>>33777433

This.

What was his RACE

OP, this is important.

>>33781655
>>33781655

in the sticks, no homies but field hands. also he smoke weed ereday foo. can't take him in for just that, jail is full. when he or anyone else gets picked up for something they are usually out the next day, it is pretty ridiculous.

I'm almost positive his 420 habit is what caused this.

>>33776862
If large equals 2 and small=1 then first part is 5 = 4 hours then the last part is 16 which equals like 1.25 hours

>>33776831
Was it an armed car jacking?
>>33776851
Are you shitting in a colostomy bag?

>>33781838
>I'm almost positive his 420 habit is what caused this.
yeah i remember when i still was ignorant as shit about weed too.

>>33776856
>>33776870
more importantly what did you have for dinner the night you defended yourself from thuggery

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>>33780565
>convince cn that the sheriff wants to kill him
>¿¿¿
>broffit

>>33776851
>>33776859
>>33776842
this doesn't prevent you from posting a news story about it.

>>33777484
you lost me at 9.6=12b

>>33779951
It's not always so simple. How do I know the nigger with braids blacked out windows large beat up suburban wants to fight instead of shoot me when he's inarticulately yelling in a dialect I don't understand. Chased me down and blocked my exit. Had he hoped out if his truck I'd run him the fuck over before I even waited to see if he had a weapon because if I had it would have been too late. Had he been unarmed it would have been manslaughter because I say nigger occasionally on Facebook. Had he been armed he would have shot me before I could have ran him over if I waited to see a gun. Fortunately the nigger drove off without jumping out.

>>33780703
THIS.

If you are not certain the attacker needs to be killed, then he doesn't need to be shot.

>>33783044
"Attacker" that really should be all it takes...

>>33776831
what's your faverote color on a gun?
coolest gun you ever got to fire?

>>33781838
yeah its defiantly not his latent mental illness

>>33784370
>>33782670

weed makes schizophrenia way way worse. way worse. it won't give it to you, but if you are already yelling about vampires in your front yard it will make it way worse.

weed isn't magical. there are consequences.

>>33776831
Can you help me review for my calc final?

>>33776831
I have two:

Did the DA decline to press charges?

and

Does your state have Stand Your Ground?

>>33786212
B-but dude

Weed

Lmao

>>33776862
1.6666 hours

>>33776862
>>33776949
>>33777434
>>33777442
>>33778257
this is easy

obviously 2 smalls equals a large so lets do simply easy numbers for head math

lets say a large pump equals 100 and a small equals 50

The first two were 250 and the last was 600

Divide 250 by 600 and take that number and multiply it by 4

Bam there's your answer

>>33777945
This, x1000

>>33776862
6 minutes 15 seconds

>>33776831
OP probably just zim-zammed some random black kid he saw on the corner.

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>>33777484
IM having trouble following your work.

>>33779942
He was retired, robbing old dudes is fucked up.
I don't have the link, but you can probably get it in the "recommended" bar by first finding that one video of the jewelry store owner who kills every bastard who tries to rob him. I think it happened 3 or more times, all ended with bad guys getting shot.

>>33776831
Why didnt you shoot him in the head?

>>33780787
Not op but she could just be a cunt. Might not be fault of your own. Don't blame yourself.

>>33776831
aren't you afraid the niggers kin will come to your house one night and shoot it up? or maybe just set it on fire.