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Stan's Our Man

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>Fakes his own death.
>Assumes identity of his brother.
>Lives Innawoods.
>Owns old shack full of weirdness.
>Deals with more weirdness, cryptids, and spooks on a daily basis.
>Owns ten guns.
>Carries brass knuckles.
>No luck with women.
>Obsessed with Shekels.

He's one of us, isn't he?
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Agreed.
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>>33775672
>Claims to own ten guns
>Offers no proof of their existence
Holy shit, he's/k/ itself
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>>33775904
>Is a prepper.
>Hates hippies enough to shoot their balloons with a crossbow.
>Smuggles doggos across the border.

It just keeps getting better.
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>stockpiles meat for the apocalypse
>tells people to buy gold and bury it
>hates the government
How can we not love this man.
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Just made a video of this

https://youtu.be/LtSoSKTtJRc
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>>33775672
>only ten guns
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>>33775672
Just had to text a female that I cant hang out cause of a firearm class. Almost there /k/. I am working hard for it.
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I miss Gravity Falls threads on /co/. I had never even considered how Grunkle Stan was /k/'s guy.
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Stan is a washer up loser who never accomplished anything in his life and whose crowning achievement was fixing a past fuckup.
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>>33780113
>a washer up loser who never accomplished anything in his life and whose crowning achievement was fixing a past fuckup.
Well, that's one more fuckup than the average /k/ommando has fixed, desu
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>>33775672
>/k/ - Cartoons

too retarded to understand this is a weapons board?
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>>33780113
That sounds like most of us, desu.
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>>33780126
>gripes at a /co/ related /k/ thread
>doesn't say a thing about the long-running anime general
Really activates the old almonds.
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>>33780126
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>>33780126
Oh piss off. At least this is better than the fucking no guns pepe thread.
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soos is more accurate
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>>33780179
yeah but soos is too cool for us
except for the whole anime dating simulator thing
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>>33780113
Not entirely true. He did figure out how to be a quasi-successful con artist.
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>>33780152
Oh, I'm sure he hates that as well
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>tfw your two favorite boards cross over
Nice.
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Don't the Homestar guys work on that show?
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>>33781534
>Homestar
Whatever happened to that? is it still running?
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>>33781493
My /co/c/k/fag
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>>33781758
It hasn't officially ended but the people who work on it have jobs and are really busy. The site gets updated every once and awhile.
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>>33775672


Ever since I saw him punching that Pterodactyl in the face while his family watched and cheered in awe and surprise, I knew he was my favorite.

I mean the dude is old. 70ish I think? He is in amazing shape for such an old bastard. The pines family must have some amazing genes.

By the way, something always bothered me about the show. Dipper and Mabel are descended from Stan's little sister right? Stan has the last name Pines, so do Dipper and Mabel. Does that mean that they kept their grandmother's maiden name instead of their grandfather's? I mean I guess it isn't that weird, but I can't remember a single time I've seen that happen in real life.
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>>33781758
>running
more like HOMESTAR running, am I right guys?
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>>33775672
>Owns a secret bunker under his house
>Probably knows about Ford's other secret bunkers spread around the town
>Each one has decades worth of beans and potted meat.
>Hated by town
>Becomes the tribal leader of the towns survivors during shtf
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>>33780126
at least title these threads so i can filter them
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>>33780010
Eh, I visited them once or twice. Too much pinecest for my tastes.

>>33782211
I'm pretty sure it was Stan's little brother. Sherman 'Shermy' Pines, according to the wiki.
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Finally watched Gravity Falls at my brother's insistence a few months ago.
>first time I've seen guns and death in a Disney/cartoon network/etc sort of environment since the late 90s
>Fuckmothering skinwalker
>Self reliance themes
>No step on snek themes
>No apparent effort to be politically correct
>Cohesive thought and not a mess of focus group, safe choice bullshit
Not the hero we deserve, but goddamn do we need it.

>tfw you realize Gravity Falls is basically an animated series crossover of Rick and Morty and Stranger Things
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>>33782484
Also, would a mystery shack patch/10
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>>33780157
if even a Hunter poster calls you autistic, you need to stop
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Guys I don't think it's on netflix, and I don't want to spend money on this but it seems up my alley. How watch?
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>>33783324
hulu
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>>33783324
I watched it on watchcartoononline.io. Links are dead sometimes though.
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>>33783324
toonova.com
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https://kisscartoon.io/Cartoon/Gravity-Falls-Season-01/

First season for free.
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>>33775672
He also has a loli
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>>33783513
that word just brought up a lot of memories of my first few months on this site lurking /b/

I don't think I've ever even seen/heard the word loli outside of /b/

I'm getting older, I didn't need these feels
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>>33783505
Thanks, man.
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>>33783449
primewire.ag usually works for me, it is a bit clunky and doesnt host stuff itself but provides links to sites that host content. Also use adblock on it otherwise you get shit tons of pop ups
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>>33783646
No problem man. Hope you like it.
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>>33782100
I'd go with /co/k/efiend, personally. /co/c/k/ is too easily confused with /co/ck/.
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>>33783543
>I don't think I've ever even seen/heard the word loli outside of /b/
Then I find it hard to believe you have been here very long, considering I've seen it used at least once on every board I've browsed over the last eight years, which is pretty much all of 'em.

Still, who fucking cares what I believe. Maybe you just mentally filtered the word out.
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>>33783731
the surgeon is inspired
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>>33782484
It's what Washington state would look like without all the faggot Californians
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>>33783505
Fake redirect script riddled version of a DMCA'd site
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>>33783324
Just get Hulu, so you can watch Samurai Jack and The X files too
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>>33783324
Just torrent it jesus, it's like you're new to the internet.
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>>33783543
>>33783731
i see loli like once a day or day and a half on k
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>>33782484
>Fuckmothering skinwalker

When in the show? I don't remember that
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>>33783543
>I don't think I've ever even seen/heard the word loli outside of /b/

I see it every so often on other boards and a lot of my friends know what the term means
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>>33783543
>not being a Nabokov fan
Fucking plebs I sware
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>>33782484
It always gave me a "early seasons supernatural, but for kids" vibe, but if I ever get around to stranger things i could agree with that.
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>>33784903
Stranger things is pretty choice. It's like Sandlot but with skinwalkers and spooky alphabet soup shit.

>>33784511
Dipper discovers the subterranean bunker with the shapeshifter that appears as friends, etc.
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>>33782484
I can't remember who makes the reference to who but you see some stuff go through a portal in one scene in GF and it spits out of one of rick's portals in an episode. Thought it was a pretty clever little shoutout.
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>>33782100
>>33780152
>>33780125
>>33780010
>>33780010

>this is a 10 year old

goddammit /co/
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>>33785675
Oh man, I'll have to do a rewatch for that now.

>>33785686
/co/ a gud boy, he dindu nuffin
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>also a Shriner
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>ywn operate innawoods with dipper all day killing spoops
>ywn come home and make sweet love to his sister
>ywn shitpost irl with stan and be autistic together

my ex and I dressed up as dipper and mabel for halloween last year and passed out candy. we were supposed to go to a party after but I convinced her we should stay home and fuck in costume. I don't miss her since we broke up, but that was the best sex I've ever had.
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>>33787894
>his sister
Pacifica though
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>>33783513
loli a shit, big girls a best
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>>33787926
tsundere is a shit character type and you should feel bad for your tastes.
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>>33787986
No u
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>>33787986
>Who is Taiga
ill fight you
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>>33784426
Oh balls, I forgot the X Files left Netflix. Luckily I managed to watch to the end of season 7 before it left. I probably could have finished the series but the new guy to replace Mulder really rubbed me the wrong way.
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>>33787963
>you'll never Tio's swamp
Tio is love, I say. Tio is life.
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>>33787986
Tsundere is best dere. Fite me irl cunt
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> when a quality post devolves into incest and anime tropes
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>>33788041
Snek is superior monmusu
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this better not be a fuck off mango thread.
Go away fucking fat dy/k/es
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>>33787894
>>33787894
FUGG
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>>33788075
>not 7ft tall and golden brown
WRONG!
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>>33788002
>>33788024
>>33788064
there's a word for men who want to be bullied by women

>homosexuals
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>>33788111
>>33788111
>>33788111
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>>33788111
better than the shit these other faggots are posting
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>>33788110
>Mike Inel makes obscenely good dosh whoring himself out for anybody with the money for a commission now

I remember when he just made funny Katawa Shoujo videos.
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>>33788110
>he's only seen shitty modern tsunderes

Back in the day they used to have as much dere as tsun.
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NERF AND SUPER SOAKERS
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>>33788111
>>33788111
>>33788111
GOD PRAISE TRIPS
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>>33788111
>>33788116
>>33788161
/arg/ has really stepped up their shitposting lately.
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Stan is a raging alcoholic isn't he? I mean just look at that nose.
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Well now i have to go watch a cartoon (pirate uploads) in between jerking of to monster girls. Thanks /k./!
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>>33788229
At least keep it /k/ related. What gun do your keep next to your onahole?
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>>33788237
Type 38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfKCngmnAC8
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Stan is definitely /ourguy/
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reverse falls is a pretty neat concept if you guys haven't seen.
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>>33788320
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mabel really gets my dick hard
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>>33788370
Fucking born to die makes some top notch loli porn
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>>33788320
>reverse falls
Tell me about it, I haven't seen.
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>>33788314
We need an Alex Jones edit of this
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>>33788069
its the nature of the beast.
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>>33788191
that was the episode i just randomly caught flipping channels that made me pick it up
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>>33784431
Son, I'll have you know I've been on the internet since 1994.
Show a little gratitude, us boomers BUILT this country from nothing.
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>>33788537
TL;DR same shit but the heros are evil with the same plot as the evil guys and the evil guys are heroes with the same plot as the good guys.

Pacifica and gideon are brothers sent to oregon and shit.

Seriously, the most basic reverse story ever
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>>33776900
>That people know about
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>>33787963
Claymore was the closest I came to being into that shit.
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>>33788925
big girls or monster girls?
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>>33788969
Por que no Los dos?

Not that guy, but both are good.
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>>33788978
my melanin enriched compatriot
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>>33788335
Her shrill jew voice is a major turn off.
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>>33788377
that seems like an odd way to hold a pump action shotgun
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>>33788987
I just want a tall gf to take care of me that shares my hobbies. Finding a girl in to guns and cars that isn't a vapid bitch is hard enough. Finding a tall one is even harder.
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>>33775672
this show is terrible and so are the manchildren who watch it
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>>33788925
Claymore was some god tier /ss/ tho
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>>33775672
>only ten
lmao
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>>33789091
You mean a giant turn on right?
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>>33788245
Whats she from gus?
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>>33780126
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>>33791748
monmusu
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>>33789123
>fingers off the trigger
Oh I forgot I'm talking to a noguns who assumes everyone has their firearms shouldered or at the low and read 24/7...
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What about the lumberjack girl. She's pretty /k/
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>>33788039
I was midway through season 4. Literally the only reason that I bought a Hulu accounts my was to finish watching the X Files
>I want to believe
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>>33787894
hayooo
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season three took a dark turn
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>>33794534
moar
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>>33795505
Mike Inel
Thank me later, but wash you hands first.
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>lies to the government and people for his own gain
>has a shack full of stuff he probably stole
>obsessed with money
>is a hoarder
>in a secret society
>despite all his "wealth", benefits little from it and is very poor and unhealthy

..... Whatever. Appears to be a role model of what not to do.
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>>33795505
https://youtu.be/WxL4soPkIYQ
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>>33795513
oh that's right he made the gumball porn
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>>33795700

It worked for the Jews
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>>33796034
amongst others
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>>33787963
>that pic
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>>33797069
I see you know what you like
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Stan made this show. It was pretty good all around but I probably wouldn't have stuck with it if not for him.
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>>33797158
So hard to find that maternal stuff. This is like gold
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>>33797527
I know, and that sucks, big brown maternal monster girls need more material [/k/willneverhavespoilers]and to be real[/k/willneverhavespoilers]
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>>33797361
Didn't notice until you mentioned it, but you're right; I may well not have finished it if not for Stan. I wonder if it's the same for younger audiences, or of its only adults that need him to tie the show together.
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>>33788075
Miia best Girl
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>>33797579
I would say Stan was more for the adults watching with their kids/20 somethings Alex knew would watch. He is an interesting character considering how niche his personality and humor style was though. Hits quite a few /k/ and /x/ hallmarks.

>>33793549
Wendy was interesting, but eventually lost her luster with how much of a "dudebro" they made her.
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>All these single child NEETs who can't differentiate between platonic and romantic love

Incest shipping is the biggest indicator of mental illness you can see in a TV show fandom.
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>>33798264
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>>33798342
kek
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>>33798067
>Gets shit on by his smarter brother for making a mistake
>gets shit on by his parents for the same
>Shits all over and gets shit on by the rest of the world repeatedly, in his not-even-HS-diploma'd attempts to make it up to both his brother and his parents
>Gets shit all over by his brother again after having his childhood dream dangled in front of his eyes and then ripped away
>Spends thirty years fixing his brother's fuckup to get him back
>Brother has zero remorse, never apologizes or thanks him and even berates him for saving him
>Goes right back to being a self absorbed saving the world asshole and ignores him
>Can't be fucked to properly thank him even when he's rescued a second time
>Sacrifices himself to save the lives of his nephews and the rest of the world
>And finally at the end of it all, after a miraculous recovery his self absorbed brother invites him along on his dream he wanted the whole time...
>...As a secondary thing, in continued pursuit of cryptid shit
>Takes him up on it anyway, because all he ever wanted was his brother back and not mad at him

Stan's story is fucking dark, and has a bittersweet goddamn continuation.
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>>33777034
If you were really /k/ you wouldn't have a woman to text.
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>>33784832
>he said as he posted a shot from the inferior movie
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Is the show over?
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>>33798637
The better ending would have been to keep Stan as a vegetable. Just saying
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>>33800332
Yes [spoiler];_;[/nospoileronk]
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>>33798264
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Too bad he wasn't a dad.
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>>33788110
You're objectively incorrect.
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>>33800770
he might have kids that he's not alowed to see lol
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>mfw this thread

little more /x/ than /k/ but I like it.
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>>33804221
OP here. Thanks, M8!
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the real question is what 10 guns stan owns, id wager a nugget is in there somewhere, but what others?
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>>33804861
He was a conman, so I'd think he'd have a derringer or other highly concealable weapon.

He also deals with the paranormal, so maybe a revolver with silver bullets or something?
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>>33788557
>The New World Order's coming, bury your waterfilters!
>You've been buying waterfilters, right?
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>>33804991
I feel like he would have a hi-power too, and a Winchester 94. Probably some kind of battle rife, one of the big three but I can't quite place which. As far as shotguns go? I'm stumped on that one. 1897?
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>>33805300
FAL or maybe HK91, both are super popular in the northwest. the FAL slightly more so.
and he'd definitely have some slavshit, every gun owner up here has at least one 7.62x39 firearm
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>>33805146
>>33788557
>when the government is putting chemicals in the water that turns the gnomes gay, but you have pro-pure filters on deck
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>>33805329
idk about Oregon but in Washington G3 platforms are way more common. Also I only have 5.45x39 does that count?
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>>33805388
5.45 most certainly does count but you should really buy the next cheapo pawn shop SKS you can.
I've seen HK's more and more over the years unsurprisingly given the market vacuum of cheap quality FALs but down here from Oregon plenty of guns from before the parts dried up are still being passed around.
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>>33800333
>Ford brings Stan out to the back
>"You don't really remember anything, do you?"
>"...They said that I used to be a conman. I guess they weren't lying."

hishe
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>>33804861
He seems like a nickel plated 1911 kinda guy.

Probably has that,
A snubnosed revolver
A double barreled shotgun of some kind
A Fudd rifle
A pump shotgun
A Marlin .22
A Python or S&W .357 magnum with a longer barrel
A dangerous game rifle of some kind
An AR or AK
And probably has a Garand stashed somewhere too.
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>>33782211
Could be single mother who never married.
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>>33775672
kek
i keep my ladder right next to my gun safe.
no bullshit.
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>>33807062
Absolute madman!
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>>33775672
one of my favorites was the episode where dipper clones himself and they make a retard dipped the other clones have to take care of.
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>>33780010
Gravity falls threads were hives of scum and filth that has only recently been out done by SU threads
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>>33795505
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>>33807582
>Gravity falls threads were hives of scum and filth
Yep, they were good times.
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>>33807729
Someone drew this instead of being employed, I can feel it.
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>>33807729
kinda sad desu
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>>33807729
Mentally shattered Mabel is 10/10
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>>33807900
That's where all the best fan content comes from, Anon!
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>>33807876
>>33788169
>>33788002
>>33787926
>>33782100
>>33780152
>>33780125
>>33780010
Call me a degenerate, but Pacifica is qt
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>>33807876
No they were not
Generally
Generals are cesspools and if this thread is anything to go by, the fans are still as fucked as ever
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>>33808630
degenerate
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>>33808630
degenerate and poor taste to boot my man.
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>>33807729
Bruh...
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>>33780287
I dunno, that still fits most of us
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>>33784281
Gravity Falls takes place in Oregon. The /k/-ist state on the continental west coast.
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>>33805300
Stan's definitely a Hi-Power man.
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>>33812719
This guy gets it
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>>33776873
You should be ashamed of yourself.
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>>33793549
She's /out/ at best
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>>33776873
Fucking kill yourself.
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>>33780113
Some men are plagued by their past their whole lives, it holds them back, makes them fear progress.

Men die living with the guilt and sadness.

Few men are persistent to be able to forget or at least isolate their bad childhoods, mistakes or tragedies that happen to them to continue living and even building a better life than they had.

Look at abused children or children that loose one or both parents; they either become depressed underachieving crippled losers or become success driven and strong willed workers that build their success out of determination and endurance.
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I think Stan would have some sort of Cryptid-gun. Something to match all the weird and rare stuff in the shack. Maybe one of those really bizarre Soviet bullpup designs.
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>>33789123
Maybe he's lifting the loading gate and checking the magazine tube.

Basically a 2end part to a press check since most people keep shotguns cruiser ready.
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>>33775904
Underrated
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>>33814126
stan has a g11
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>>33815352
I'd fund a drawfag to make this happen
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>>33815352
>BEHOLD! THE ENIGMATIC G11!
>GAZE UPON THE KRAUT SPACE MAGIC IN ALL ITS SCHNITZELLY GLORY
>HOW DOES IT WORK? NOBODY KNOWS!
>MARVEL AT THE THOUSANDS OF INTRICATE GEARS, THEIR PURPOSES LONG FORGOTTEN

Fund it
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>>33817107
>Mystery Armory
>Beat to shit quonset hut innawoods
>Stan and Dipper host forgotten weapons
>Mabel bubbas slavshit with rainbow furniture
>Guest starring R. Lee Ermy

In another universe this is real

Would watch / 10
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>>33776900
the ten guns are just for the ladder situation. the other guns are for... other reasons
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>>33776873
I despise you
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>>33776873
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>>33817107
Read it in his voice, great job

>>33819061
Fund it

>Also, Soos has a Draco AK hidden in the golf cart in case he comes across some shit in the woods

God, seeing Wendy with a smoking revolver in her hand would just about knock me out

>tfw first crush was on an older redhead

shit hit me hard
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>>33807729
holy shit...
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>>33807729
That's some twisted shit
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>>33819061
>ywn use Slavic tundra-magic to operate Innawoods with Dipper
Still hurts.
>>
/co/mrade here, this is a damn fine GF thread you got here. Respect /k/, respect.
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>>33785686
those are late teens versions of the kids.

Soos was best bro.
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>>33788064

Yandere is best dere and I'll murder anyone who disagrees.
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>>33807729
Better than the real show.
>>
>>33820182
It seems that every board is shit at it's own subject, and amazing at some other board's subject. Start a porn discussion thread on /v/ if you need further proof.
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>>33783324
Kisscartoon, yo
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>>33817107
Too good not to do
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>>33822028
A drawfag actually did it, and it's AMAZING!
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>>33822028
the absolute best OC /k/ has produced in years
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Somebody should shop this with a handgun and a Naga hat
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>>33822629
Yeah, he would even be exercising proper TD.
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>>33822028
This is art, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.
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>>33822028
You're amazing, thank you for this.
>>
>>33804991
Probably some long guns, and maybe some ring of fire guns. A derringer or two.
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>>33812854
Hell yeah I do
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>>33819140
>Soos pull up wit da Draco
Made me kek.

>>33822028
Holy shit, 10/10.
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>>33823005
I only have the one
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>>33822028
>>
I love this thread. Is any of you going to write an autistic fanfiction of anon and uncle Stan living innawods, solving misteries and having passionate gay sex? I would of cource say that its autistic (and it is) but still secretl love it
>>
>>33822028
You beautiful motherfucker.

/r/ing a grab sks go innawoods edit with Stan. But not from you, you've done your duty.
>>
Sooo, hows everyone doing?
Im watching that MRA documentary
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>no luck with women
>obsessed with shekels
tfw I try to fill the void with shekels and guns
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>>33824089
I stopped trying to fill the void long time ago
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>>33824089
>>33824089
Im trying to fill my void with dicks in my ass. I even anally masturbated with my good ol 1911
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>>33820262
come at me bro I'm ripped
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>>33822629
>Naga hat
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>>33822028
11/10
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>>33776873

shouldn't you be in school
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>>33824176

come at me bro I've got a machine gun, ho ho ho
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>>33822028
>Shittiest thread suddenly becomes the best

Awesome, thanks for drawing that man. I didn't think a drawfag would actually do it
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>>33824316
But I have weaponized autism
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>>33788041
Uncle is love, Uncle is life? Man, I guess creepy uncle Brad and his unfun games *did* appeal to someone.
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>>33824544
>deliberately obtuse namefag
Aaaaaand it's back to being the shittiest thread.
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>>33776873
Order a McKillurdumbself
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>>33824585
HUH
WOW
THAT'S PRETTY
WELP
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>>33823087
Me too actually, the one on the right belongs to my uncle
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>>33822028
Fucking legend
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>>33822028
well done, truly you are a hero.
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>>33824518

we all have that, baka
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>>33822028
This deserves a bump
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>>33822629
How's this?
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>>33827461
Would go better with a shotty or rifle desu.
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>>33827461
Turn his frown upside down, Trump won, so he should be smug
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>>33827709

like this?
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>>33827930
Perfect.
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>>33827930
smoooooooth. Love it
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>>33777034
You can just say woman, or is this a he now after the op?
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>>33776873

That was bad and you should feel bad
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Do they ever explain why he was in a Colombian prison? Drug/weapons smuggling?

Side note, does Stan make explosives in the basement?
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>>33829415
>Why was Stan in Columbian prison?
Probably for continuing the whole shady salesperson thing, except in a different country. Plus there was that one episode that shows that he sells puppies across state lines. Who knows
>does he make explosives
Probably not, though I'm sure he possesses the knowledge to do so.
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>>33829415
I thought he was caught trying to get shit to fix Ford's portal. either that or conning people out of shekels. As far as explosive go I would say yes. Probably shaped charges
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>>33785675
It was mutual, some writers for each show are friends and there was supposed to be more cross references but the gravity falls guys pussied out because disney.
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>>33832405
>ywn watch Stan and Rick redpill each other while dragging Morty, Mabel, and Dipper across the galaxy
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>>33785675
>out of one of rick's portals
Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind, when c137 spawns a bunch of portals to throw off the citadel militia.
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