>thunderstorm outside >sleep with your rifle in your bed

>>33765705
Are you a cat, OP?

>>33765762
No I'm just scared of the the thunder. Going to bed locked in loaded makes me feel safer.

>>33765789
Okay, whatever makes you feel better. Sleep tight.

This is by far the most civil thing ive ever seen on this site

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>>33765705
>watch a scary movie
>clean your guns the whole time to feel safe

>>33766455
>keeping your weapons in an inoperable condition makes you feel safe

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>>33766455
>watching a horror movie
>"this film was based on true events"

>>33765705
Kansas?

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>>33766465
>not having one gun at the ready when youre cleaning, in case of an ambush

>>33765705
there's a thunderstorm where I'm at too

>>33766475
fuck off faggot you probably caused the storm with your devil worship

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>>33766490
>tfw I'm not the only person that does this

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>>33765705
>thunderstorm inside

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>>33766490

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>thunderstorm sound
>Ayo, Jim, man, why don't ya…
>Why dou don't you kick some of that, you know?
>You know how you do it, man, it's a trip
>People don't even believe we're together right now

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>>33765705
I just like to spoon mine, I have woken up grinding on it before pic very much related
>used to sleep with stock by face
>later realised how lewd that was

>>33767835
I-is this not normal?

>>33766490

>only one
>Not having at least a rifle and handgun at the ready.

It's like you don't want to be prepared or some thing.

Sometimes I'll go down to my basement with a few of my guns and pull up some creepypasta narrations on youtube. I then pretend I'm a Van Helsing style monster hunter stalking whatever creature features in the story.

>>33767872
>only rifle and handgun
>Not having at least a rifle, handgun, and shotgun at the ready

It's like you don't want to be prepared for spontaneous 3 gun or something.

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>>33765705
>mfw Cook inlet
>mfw the rest of Alaska gets cool-ass storms and thundersnow while all we get it stratiform bullshit.

>>33765705
underage?

jigaboos in the neighborhood

im gonna nugget these niggas

>>33765705
>Hear your door get kicked open
>Grab your gun and run out
>There's a fucking thundercloud wearing a balaclava at the base of the stairs
>It just seems to get mad when you shoot it
What do /k/?