Boars as weapons

>>33764871
I guess I understand now why sandniggers don't eat pork. Makes me wonder if they had their own version of the emu war in their past with pigs. Is there a global islamic conspiracy to cover up their embarrassment? Brb, delving into this new bombshell.

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>>33765111
>those trips

muslim pig war confirmed

>>33765111
>My brothers! Today we are gathered to harvest what Allah, His most merciful has provided.
>They outnumber us, but they are just swine, what could go wrong?
>*rumbling*
>By Allah what is that?
>On the horizon, thousands of wild boars move leisurely towards the Muslims.
>A old scarred boar leads them.
>He looks on at the Muslims.
>The boar dosen' t know that in the future, these savages will threaten civilisation.
>All he knows, is that they are here to kill him, his piglets, and his sows.
>He inhales
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>The Ride of The Roham begins.
>The Muslims panic, and try to form ranks, but it is no use.
>The boars cut down those who stand, those who flee, those who squeal for mercy.
>In the end, The Ride of The Roham, marked pigs as Haram.

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Spare no one!

>>33766981
Seems legit.

>>33766981
Hmmm where have I heard of this before.

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>>33766981
What did he mean by this?

They could irradiate the boars a la fukushima. Transport a few feed them roids and viagra on the trip and voila, crazy irradiated swole boar takeover of middle east.

We already use warthogs

>>33767417
IIRC usually organisms become sterile after getting irradiated. The sperm is too weak to survive even moderate radiation

>>33765111
The original reason was because middle eastern pigs carried all kinds of diseases, which is also why pork is not kosher.

>>33764871
We should incorporate pork into our explosives, and dip our bullets in pigs blood. Then, heavily advertise this fact.

Muslims apparently believe that coming into contact with pigs will make them go to hell, no matter what.

So from their perspective, we're not only killing them, but condemning them to guaranteed eternal damnation.

Imagine the panic.

>>33764871
>John Bacon
>Bacon

My god they have seized control of the media...

>>33764871
>Wild Boar Overruns ISIS, Kills 3!
>Film at 11
>Written by John Bacon

I think this is a ruse cruise.

>>33766981
>Ride of The Roham
top kek

>>33767941
and the fatty meat of port went bad very fast after butchering on that climate before fridges.

turn them into suicide bombers a la the soviets
let the towelheads taste their own creation

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>>33766981
>The Ride of The Roham

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>>33766981

>>33767964
>We should incorporate pork into our explosives, and dip our bullets in pigs blood. Then, heavily advertise this fact.

I wonder if you could prevent them using certain weapons like that. RPGs being a problem? Oh did you know that the anti rust solution on RPG rockets is based on pork fat?

Then again, the religion they claim to be fighting for never stopped them doing whatever was convenient anyway.

>>33767941
>>33768337
I was taught that it was because they're an ecological nightmare to keep in places like the ME. Dealing with their waste, providing for their needs, etc

Interesting theories.

is boarman the new antman?

>>33766981
https://youtu.be/3cv_ISQt1no

>>33769578
no, antman is a turbo autist