how do i sign up for the super solider program??

>>33758490
Go back to being 5 years old and get kidnapped by space spooks.

>>33758490
You gotta get kidnapped as a little boy though there's a 50/50 chance that you'll either get kidnapped by the military to become a super soldier or get kidnapped and raped by a pedo

>>33758490
>how do i sign up for the super solider program??
fall asleep and hope you dream about it

>>33758490
We need to be invaded by an advanced species first. Btw, Reach was the best Halo next to 2. Fuck your opinions.

Flip a coin.

>>33759550
spartan program was made to combat insurrectionist not the covenant

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>>33758507
This. Either that or become a Spartan IV and suck ass and be really really fucking lame.

If you are good enough and build your reputation, they will come over and offer you a contract

>>33758490
k - progressive ideology
get this racist video game shit off my board

Who's says 8 years old kids?

>>33760718
Holy shit Spartan IV's suck. Any Spartan II would have punched a hole in that covie bastard.

>>33759550
No you're pretty much objectively right.

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>>33759837
This.

It seems almost 'convenient' that the Covies showed up right when SPARTAN IIs were or going to be an actual thing to crush Innies.

>>33758490
Be a student in Sandy Hook

>>33761408
>>33760718
worse then that some normie human killed a elite in halo wars

>>33760718
> 343
You would think that the elite would be smart enough to have the rock land on Thorne's head but lol dumb alien is dumb

Wait ten years and enlist. Guarantee you by then the military will be fielding CRISPR made abominations. Will they turn you into one? That's another question entirely.

>implying you havent been enlisted already
Oh and btw if someone who looks suprisingly similar to you aproaches you while your picking flowers dont worry about it

>>33758490
Not be a 400lb fatass asking how

>>33759550
Halo is for gay babies too young to realise they just steal tropes from other sci fi stories and slap it together to make a unoriginal lame story on par with COD.

>>33763880
normie human that was able to activate and use an energy sword.
fuck the IVs

>>33758490
Fill out the application.

>>33758490

Sign the paperwork and then put your dick in the hole in this box. Don't mind the electrical cables running to it, they're just for show.

What did you say you were allergic to again?

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>>33761530
How can ODSTs even compete?

>>33765713
By getting the S4 enhancements and a superior set of armor.

>>33765755
I swear from their performance S4s are a straight downgrade from ODSTs.

>>33763880
To be fair Forge was probably part of the Spartan 1 program.

>>33760718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIvNm4LLeQs
Seriously
>>33765927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGdhtDIVJzY
Spartan 4s fucking suck

>>33760718
God I fucking wish someone with a stupid amount of money would bankroll full length Halo movies produced by Blur studios.

>>33766189
Some of the Halo Legends shit is pretty dope.
And the Halo 2 anv Halo Wars 1 and 2 motion capture is pretty amazing.

>>33760718
>Spartan II. *kicks sword away, punches chest, ripping out one of the Elite's hearts. Elite stumbles back gargling blood, Spartan II follows up with a right hook, nearly tearing his head off.*
>total time elapsed? 1.3 seconds.

>>33766117
cal was a spartan 2 though

>>33766296
The point was Spartan 4s suck not other Spartans.
Cal overpowering a Chieftain is more impressive than a 4 failing to take an Elite.

Spartan 3 and 2s destroy everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOvj6rYyVSo

Still waiting on a horror/shooter halo game to come out where you play as a marine. No rechargeable shields, flat armor that takes a certain amount of damage before being broken which if happens results in you dying super fast, no super human strength to flip vehicles or pick up turrets and you weak ass melee attacks that only work on grunts and jackles.

Just imagine how fuckin terrifying and challenging the game would be. You can't just charge in guns blazing like in previous halos. All covenant should species should speak in alien language like in reach. Grunt's don't fear you, are they same height as you and will melee you. Elites, brutes and hunters are fucking massive compared to you, you always have to aim a good ways up for headshots, they would be immune to melee damage and would wreck your shit up if they get too close to you in a fight

>>33766533
its called ODST

>>33766533
Sounds like ODST, except there were kinda shield elements in ODST and you could still flip stuff.

I think ODST is the most underrated Halo game, I loved the campaign. Reach has best multiplayer with a great campaign. Halo 1-3 are the most solid all around (sweet fuck the memories). Halos 4 and 5 are objectively the worst.

>>33761549
kek

>>33766555
Odst felt like a halo3 dlc with that short ass campaign. Plus you could've still meleed brutes, had rechargeable health, you were taller than grunts, could flip vehicles, could rip turrets off their tripods etc. You were still essentially a watered down spartan

>>33766226
I would pay to see a full-length anime featuring the ODST squad from Halo Legends' The Babysitter.

>>33766367
Wow, what the fuck is up with the SJW level fugly AI that Jerome has to deal with.

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>>33759550
Factually wrong. Halo: Combat Evolved is and forever will be the best Halo.

BTW, what the fuck is this sign? I keep getting it.

>>33766367
3s mainly die in giant droves, aside from NOBLE-6 not one of them was considered hyperlethal

>>33758490
buds

>>33766779
it's the magic sign, I get it half the time I get large image captchas

>>33766780
I don't know the Spartan 3s of Red Team are pretty fucking lethal. As well as the Head Hunter teams.
Also the difference between 3s and 2s is small. Being primarily inferior genetics and equipment
which Nobel did not have, and how they were deployed.
You have a much bigger difference between 2/3s and 4s in that they all get trained from 6.
>>33766812
Go BUDS or some other SF and be so good you get asked to join Delta. I knew an SAS guy at RSP who came to the US with intentions of going Delta. He was slotted for RASP as an 11 but was recruited by Green Berets.

>>33760718
What the fuck is this from?

>>33767280
Halo 4.

>>33767292
Spartan ops or something?

>>33760718
I like how 343 says SIV's are supposed to be on par with SII's in terms of strength because of their suits, but Thorne is unable to beat that Elite minor into paste like an SII would.

>>33767256
>I don't know the Spartan 3s of Red Team are pretty fucking lethal. As well as the Head Hunter teams.

But thats kinda the point - they are in teams. A Spartan 3 team does what a Spartan 2 could do individually and takes losses doing it. But they make it up by being cheaper and far faster to produce

>>33766719
>SJW level fugly AI

There's nothing wrong with Isabel aside from being emotional and taking all fucking day to activate the carriers weapons.

>>33767256
>Spartan 3s of Red Team

Red Team was all SII's.

>>33767315
Almost all Spartan 2s acted as teams. Hell Head Hunters acted in 2 man teams.
>>33767342
You right

>>33766533
What are you talking about? In the fiction the grunts are supposed to be 5' 6", you wouldn't tower over one but you sure wouldn't be the same height.

>>33759837
The insurrectionalist threat was only a cover.

>>33767884
You play as a manlet

>>33760718
who at 343 thought that redesigning the armor into a latex suit with a metal bikini was a good idea?

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>>33760718
Did any of you fucks read the Halo novels? Master Chief damn near died fighting an Elite with an energy sword while unarmed- only a squad of marines saved his ass. SIVs suck shit but that's not the showing I'd use, Elites are tough bastards.

>>33767884
For real though let's assume 343 uses the average male height in US and UK which is around 5ft 10 and then the max average grunt height which is 5ft 6 (not sure if that's the ungoy itself or the ungoy plus the methane tank) that's a pretty small difference and could still make you feel a lot smaller/weaker than you were when you played a spartan. Jackals on the other hand should be taller than you whether they go with the 6ft 3 or the 6ft 8 heights preferably the latter to really give them that whole 'monstrous, not scared of little old you' feel

>>33758490
Fill in the application and later get fucking shot by your own teammate in a box canyon.

first off you need to be able to spell soldier right

>>33766367
>>33766117
>>33760718
>>33763880
if i remember correctly spartan 4's were suppose to be cheap to make and were made to be disposable/for suicide missions only kinda stupid to make some thing that costs millions only to be sent to kill them selves why not just use nukes??

>>33768696
There are more tactical and strategic goals than just destruction of assets.

Also you need to get the nuke in place when you're up against a technologically superior enemy. In fact that could literally be a mission for them if it was not possible conventionally.

>>33768696
I think spartan 3's were the ones that were supposed to be cheap and expendable. I don't know about 4's as I stopped playing these games when they went to shit (Halo 4).

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>>33766779
THAT FUCKING SIGN

>>33763880
>>33765055
>>33766061
Reminder Halo Wars 1 is on Steam now!

>>33768696
>spartan 1
prototypes
>spartan 2
the real deal, nothing spared, monetarily or ethically, to make them as perfect as possible
>spartan 3
disposable
>spartan 4
meme newfags who make up for not being cool like the chief, spartan 2s, 3s, or even 1s by having supposedly more advanced technology

>>33768696
Nah that's the spartans 3. They pumped them full of drugs and shit and gave them dumbed down armor for most of them.
That's pretty fucking cool.

>>33763880
Elites aren't unkillably powerful, and the Arbiter's armor is largely ceremonial despite him being OP to balance the game

>>33767256
>Also the difference between 3s and 2s is small. Being primarily inferior genetics and equipment
>which Nobel did not have, and how they were deployed.
That's wrong you fucking retard
Hundreds of Spartan IIIs cost less to produce than one Spartan II, from genetics all the way to armor

>>33768322
An Elite Zealot who showed up specifically to ambush Chief; OP's webm is an Elite Minor

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>a thread about video games in a board about weapons

>>33770719
>humans can't be weaponized
also try to talk seriously about Halo on /v/
well, try to have any serious conversation on /v/ at all

>>33770614
>spartan 1
>prototype
I thought Sgt. Johnson was a Spartan 1?

>>33770763
Yes he his. The project failed. Also it was Project Orion, renamed Spartan II after that.

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The future is now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28owOOPt1Gs

>>33770677
Your right Spartan 3s were cheaper to produce than Spartan 2s. Spartan 2s were also the first generation of Spartans.
By the Spartan 3 program augmentation and training had been refined making their production cheaper, far fewer Spartan 3s died or were crippled in training than Spartan 2s.
Further their Armour was significantly cheaper to produce as it was of inferior material and did not have the extremely expensive molecular weave.
So yes you are right they are cheaper to produce.
The Spartan 3s of Nobel had MK V amour as well as the perfect genetics of a standard Spartan 2.
Which is why Nobel 6 was a fucking power house who operated as a one man army before joining Nobel.
Its also why Nobel 3 is in charge of recruitment for the Spartan 4 program.
I would compare this to the difference between a Army Ranger and a standard infantry man. Overall Rangers are better, but your best standard infantryman is on par with a Ranger.
>>33768696
Spartan 4s don't receive their augmentation until they become adults, they also don't begin training as kids which makes them inferior to both 2 and 3 in training and augmentations.
>>33770763
Johnson was part of Project Orion a test bed for augmentation. Their are no Spartan 1s, but their are individuals who have slight augmentations they received in the Spartan 1 program. With the inception of the Spartan 2 program Orion was renamed Spartan 1.

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>>33770812
>what worked before is not good enough

>>33770719
Halo threads have always been on /k/.

>>33770812

>what about the fucking neck?

>get kidnapped as kid
>my parents loved me, who the fuck are these fagets
>every time they try to "program me" I just beat the shit out of them
>ripped one dudes eye out
>stole a pelican
>smashed it into more of them
>eventually embraced the bullshit of this new life
>get put in charge of a team of shitters
>2 fags I guess are ok
>be sent on stealth missions
>they made the mistake of giving me a pelican
Sucks for them I'm now shitposting from beyond the human solar system. Gray team best

>>33770987
i fucking like how fucking childs killed hard ass veterans like it was nothing
Spartans are some scary shit

>>33768322
The one where his shields were fucked in First Strike?

>>33766287
if we go by gameplay to judge strength, it only takes a few punches for a spartan 2 to outright kill an elite

>>33766061
There was no spartan 1 program ya dingus

>>33771083
Well i mean they shouldnt have taken me while I was playing xstationii 9001. Fucking dicks. I told them to stop injecting me with shit so I ripped his arm off and beat him with it. Don't blame me.

>>33766779
Its brazilian portugues.
Detour 500mts.

>>33771147

if you're playing on normie maybe

>>33771215
I don't my dude. also, ever thought about raping some covenant ass with that strenght of yours ?

>>33771477
Nah. Its better out here. There's more planets with humans than you'd think and pelicans are REALLY fuel efficient.

Need a game based on The Mona Lisa where you play as marines on a flood infested ship
Kinda like space hulk

>>33770032
As a Halo buff I can say that your are indeed correct. Spartan 3's were supposed to be cheap and expendable. Spartan 4's are basically the next level up.

>>33770812
The neck will always be our Achilles heel when it comes to armor. Unless we have plates jutting up from the chest and shoulders to shield it, pretty much screwed. I mean we can make armor for it but it would significantly reduce or outright stop your head's mobility. You'd be constantly looking straight ahead and having to turn your body to see.

>>33770881
>>33771612
Fuck, I meant to link to you.

>>33771612
If it's power armor and you leave enough room for the neck to move, it's okay. Have it be like Mk. VIII power armor. Even better, make the plates jut from the chest and give the helmet 240 degree vision.

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Headhunters best spartans

>taken from companies of suicide child super soldiers
>have to survive multiple suicide missions to be selected
>sent on even more suicidal missions
>so spooky the covenant send their own spec ops teams to kill you, build elaborate traps just because of you.

1.not bea cuck
2.stay off this website
3.your a faggot

>>33768316
The director and art team are all weebs.

>>33767304
>see figthing scene in halo 5
>spartan 4 niggakid not getting torn apart by master chief
And I should buy a new console for this fucking shit? HURR DURR BETAR SUITS BETAR COMPATIBILITY 0% REJECT LMAO IT JUST WORKS

>>33759550
I agree on reach because dem feels, but choosing the second one is pretty hard.
I'd go with CE because muh nostalgia but 2 and 3 are technically better gameplay wise.

>>33772451
3 is the pinnacle of the Halo series.

>>33758490
You're selected.

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>>33770812
>Future gun is still AR-15
AR-15 will never go out of style

>>33770482
ITS FUCKING LIT LADS

>>33766117
>ODST

The fuckin feels though man.

>>33766719
fuck off cuck

>>33772475
that's a funny way of saying ODST/Halo Wars

>>33772807
ODST is fun, but not as fun as Halo 3. Nothing can top those ridiculous Halo 3 custom games.

>>33770812
>prototype by august 2018
How plausible is this? It seems like they have done alot of work on it but it could just be a bunch of bullshit they strapped together. I see that happen alot.

>>33772890
It's happening. I can't say much more, but it's happening.

>>33772570
That seems kinda wasteful to me. If you're gonna give guys power armor, either kit them for long-range shit with .50 rifles and rocket launchers or if they're futuristic doorkickers give them wrist-mounted weapons linked to their wrist-mounted cameras.

>>33772942
The army is looking to adopt a .308 battle rifle.

http://soldiersystems.net/2017/04/05/us-army-considers-7-62-interim-battle-rifle/

>>33772418
Like it or not, that's the lore. That technology 20 years newer than when the S2 program happened, is better, because they've had decades to iron out Halsey's fuck ups. S2s were proof of concept, S3s were the closed beta, S4s are the final product.

>>33772890
Companies like Raytheon have already had the exoskeleton part figured out for years now. The problem remains, as always, the power source.

>>33772953
And yet the alpha was trash, the closed beta was god tier, the open beta was fucking amazing and then the actual product was something nobody actually asked for.

>>33770812
I'm seeing drawbacks just about everywhere. Power failures, mechanical break downs, getting in and out of vehicles all kinds of stuff...but the worst part to me is ruining a perfectly good fight by practically cheating. My guess is that the military tries them out and it gets F35'd for the next decade until it works. 20 years after that police will patrol in them and so begins Robocop.

>>33773047
>ruining a perfectly good fight by practically cheating
It isn't the fucking 19th century anymore, fair fights are retarded.

>>33770812
>Gets blown up by artillery.

>>33772947
>.308
>article specifically says 7.62
Mcfucking kill yourself

>>33773073
I mean you're right, and these suits will save lives, but I don't like it either way.

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>>33773074
>WTF DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME???

>>33773096
Relax. People were flipping there shit when electro optics were adopted by the military and it turns out none of those concerns were true. Modern military grade technology is reliable.

>>33773082
You seem upset.

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>>33773097
>f-35??? More like f-34!!!!!
Hahhahahahahahhahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!

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>>33773135
Not sure how to respond to this.

>>33771572
funny though how the spartan II's that didn't die due to the ships they were on being blown up were immensely better than the spartan IV's we see in both mentality, personality, and performance.

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>>33758507
Did someone say-

>>33772418
to be fair the spook in power armor is an actual ONI spook and a long time veteran. he even had plans to assassinate the arbiter before the human sangheli alliance.

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>>33773161
America BTFO!!!!!!!!

>>33772807
>ODST

Should've been DLC.

>>33771083
Didnt John pretty much kick a giant ODSTs dick into dust and kill him as a kid?

>>33773431
No he flipped his shit while on speed and murdered 2 ODSTs in a gym brawl

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>>33770812
>Future suits might be powered by a small engine

lawnmower or leafblower? I must know.

>>33773598
steam

>>33773598
probably just batteries and some solar panels to prolong the charge

>>33773598
Probably something more like this thing that gets 40 HP out of a device the size of a mixing bowl.

http://liquidpiston.com/technology/how-it-works/

>>33773539
I thought he knocked one out and kicked anothers pelvis into pieces.

>>33773767
No he beat them to death.

>>33773205
>personality

S2s have zero personality because they are brainwashed child soldiers.

>>33768322
I have read a good bit of halo books, but I've fallen behind in my reading as of late

>>33773783
A line from The Fall of Reach.
>John snapped a side kick toward the second man, caught him in the groin, crushing the soft organs and breaking the target’s pelvis.

John literally kicked his dick in.

>>33772852
Halo ODST multiplayer is Halo 3's multiplayer anon...

>>33773426
I dont disagree, but that campaign was worth the 60usd price for me.

Those fucking audio logs man...

>>33773082
Are you stupid anon.
>7.62 nato
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7.62%C3%9751mm_NATO

>>33773970
Wrong, all IIs have expressed personalities, they're just repressed compared to most

>>33775522
>Halo ODST multiplayer is Halo 3's multiplayer anon...
Wrong. It's just a campaign.

>>33775552
I'm not wrong. Halo ODST comes with two disks. The purely multiplayer one, and the campaign disk.

And I've got a copy to fuckin prove it nerd

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>>33758490
I think they are GMO and he is an gamma

>>33766533
Squad based harvest campaign. 5 man squads. Make it play like rainbow six Vegas hard mode.

>>33771147
Or one to the back, which is why we don't regard gameplay as indicative of anyone's abilities.

>>33775557
One of those discs is HALO 3 MULTIPLAYER

>>33775599
Alright, so then we should say the full name of the game.

HALO 3: ODST.

>>33775613
ODST is just the spin off campaign.