*blocks your path* "Gear check dewd. " What do you do?

I'd report sage hide

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Rattle me' bones

>>33753709
I would say "Wait a few more fucking days before posting another one of these threads."

Just whip my dick out and run at him as despite everything he says he's incredibly homophobic.

And I don't mean he finds it disgusting like we all think it is I mean he's one of the ones that really is scared of gay.

>>33753709
a-am i being detained !?

>>33753709
stab him with a really great folding knife.

>>33753709
>What do you do?
Fail because no FDE duracoat stillbirth

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>>33753709

Back off.

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>>33753709
Pull out this picture I printed out, laminated, and stuck in my wallet specifically for this moment

>>33753826
When autism meets autism

>>33753834
>>33753826
It's the end of the world as we know it

>>33753826
Why would he even put this picture on the internet?

>>33753826

Is that little nigga dead?

>>33753856
>>33753910
Starts about a minute in

https://youtu.be/avmVcn1JU30

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>>33753954

Uhh.

Show him my tier 1 EDC
WACHHH

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this [dewd] lives in my area and this is actually a plausible situation...

>>33753856
Imagine how the person taking the picture feels.

>>33753709 tell him that I carry a glock 19, two spare magazines, a chest seal, a tourniquet, a flashlight, two knives, two handcuff keys, a pair of flex cuffs, 3A body armor, a pocket lock picking set, 10 feet of duct tape, and two knives.

wait for him to call bullshit

show him I am actually the kind of autist who actually carries all of that

request that he blur my face and modulate my voice to hide my shame

the video never gets put out because it doesn't confirm his narrative and he can't edit for shit.