>tfw you will never be a United States Marine

sounds like a cause for celebration

You do realize in our own country there might be a USMC equivalent OP?

Thank Christ. I doubt I could live of a diet of crayola

>>33740340
fuck you
>>33740344
im in the US
>>33740355
fuck you too

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>>33740331
>what are other countries?
>Muh murica God bless

Your marines aren't bad, but they'll never be Royal Marines.

>>33740340

fbpb

>>33740355
>Thinking Marines eat Crayolas
This meme has to end. It's fucking ridiculous.

You think the government is gonna give the Marines name brand crayons? Fuck no. They get generic bulk rate crayons.

>>33740331
Then embrace the values, stop crying about what you can't be and be the best at what you can.
For a great man the corps is only one notch on a belt of notches anyway, pick something else and keep moving forward.

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>>33740331
few can cut it as marines. don't try if your a lame

>>33740331
>you will never be a United States Marine

while I actually quite like them, I've never really wanted to be a US marine at all. I'm more a David Niven kind of anon

>>33740883
>>33740883
>few can cut it as marines. don't try if your a lame

I would have thought they could shape any garbage into something useful if it did not have medical issues and was barely literate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvtrWuLXuzQ

I used to follow twenty9inepalms on snapchat and it was like 10 percent tits, 15 percent drunk idiots , 15 percent "CANT WAIT TO EAS CANT FUCKING WAIT TO GET OUT" and 60 percent "Help a skill-less marine vet find a job" No real world application.

>>33740863
Skilcraft™ crayons

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>>33740331
>Tfw you will never be a united states marine

>>33740355
This