Any advice for yote huntin'?

>>33731512
Wear their scent, and remember to use protection, you don't know what they're carrying.

use the scent of a deer in heat and vape it.

>>33731543
kek I remember this. A goddamned deer piss vape

>>33731512
extract your own doe urine. fresher is better.

>>33732043
the more I watch shit like this the less sure I am I want to try deer hunting.

Even though theyre overpopulated as fuck in my area.

>>33732070
don't be a pussy, eating a deer is morally better than any cow or chicken you buy at a store.

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>>33731512

>>33731512
Exterminate.

If you are in the woods, dont use a bolt action chambered in something like .808. Use a lever action in .30-30 or .45-70. A levergat is far better in brush than any caliber that uses spitzer bullets.

>>33733103
.308

>>33732247
>eating a deer
I think you meant 'eating a deer out' anon

>>33732062
Every time.

>>33732247
Not about being a pussy anon. And it aint about morals.

I think theyre just cute as fuck.

>>33732043
I want to fuck that deer

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>>33732043
No smoothskin two-legged roastie will ever be this sweet

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>>33736604
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :3

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>>33736883
I would like to caress her and snuggle close while falling asleep

Of course as friends only (after all I'm gay)

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>>33736914
I wonder how soft her fur is and how her breathing makes her rib cage swell up and down.

>>33736922
Maybe she would start to gently ruffle up your hair with her snout and lips...

>>33736944
What would a well-groomed pet deer smell like?

>>33731512
Stay upwind if possible, use scent killer if you can, cover your face, slow diliberate movements only, set up your stand in terrain that funnels the coyotes to your stand, such as draw, gullys, and hillsides.

>>33737512
>not stalking them to their den and eradicating them with bump fire and Molotov cocktails

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>>33737368
This is a fundamental question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9IGiDQWJCs

>>33737368
>>33737948
Probably like a goat

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>>33731512

Four wheeler and shotgun.

Get up in the open and chase the fuckers down. Run them in circles till they tire.

>>33732043
>food in bed
Fucking barbarian

>>33732043
Dude, I think your dog has autism

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>>33737901
>ywn be greeting by the sight and sound of a deranged obese man in various states of undress with a pack of flaming coyotes screaming through the valley