Well, /k/? GF or supper badass?

>>33717087
I am bisexual. Operator. I'd let him dress me up in his bandoliers and tell him there's one tracer round on me he has to find...

>supper bad-ass
>low speed junior enlisted

>>33717087
>manlet of the squad
>there can be only one

I think I'll go for GF.

>>33717087
I already have a gf, so does that mean I get both?

>>33717141
It means your gf gets to become the autorifleman.

>>33717151
She'll still be a she, right?

>>33717182
Yes, but you'll have to carry it for her, carry most of the ammunition and teach her how to properly walk fire and talk her gun with the second fireteam's AR.

>>33717196
It'd be a cool bonding experience, I'm down.

>>33717087
>masters degree in economics
ohhh boi, I'm ready to ride that gravy train

I'm a 30 year old virgin
I'll go with the gf.

>>33717261
Shill. I too am a Wizard and would gladly take the automatic rifleman. Better to have a bro to crack a beer with than spin the wheel of misery with a gf.

>>33717087
I'm married....
This question is still seriously a toss-up.

>>33717288
Do you have pets?

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>>33717087

>>33717087
>Supper badass
>Supper

Ok.

>>33720229
A10. every fuckin time.

>>33717227
Generation Kill brought up some points to consider about the female automatic-rifleman

>very distinct lack of hygiene in the field
>swamp ass that's been stewing for weeks
>more bush than the jungles of Cambodia
>probably a total bitch with some serious issues(there is a reason she did infantry, even more so as a muhreen)

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>not a lgf

Trash / 10

>>33720558
It might make me sound nasty, but most of that shit would just turn the inner caveman in me on even more.

I just wouldn't eat her out if she was really dirty.

>>33720573
seems legit

>>33720625
Live your life, anon. I've seen too much shit to judge.

>>33720229
Is this even a serious fucking question?
GIMME DAT BRRRRRT

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>>33720707

It's true though

>>33720979
GO OUTSIDE

Jesus Christ, that isn't reality. Turn off your fucking computer and spend some time in the world.

>>33720989
Spending time in the real world shows you how shit roastie hags are you cuck

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>>33717087
>GF or supper badass?
supper badass checking in

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>female women
disgusting

>>33721026
I'm sorry, I didn't realize you had met EVERY woman.

>>33721118
It's not like I'd dump my lgf when she became a women she wouldnt have been exposed to most things that make women roastie whores.

Also have you been exposed to every little girl? How do you know they're not better?


Dumb argument.

>>33721194
I'm not attracted to little girls, so I don't have the desire to meet them.

>>33721237
So you're gay? It's okay I guess you can't help it.

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>>33721066
>>33720979
>>33721194
This thread is going into some very weird territory.

>>33721066
The trap gf one is strangely true, but they missed the part about them being really loving and caring, but also pretty damaged. And, since they weren't raised female, they have none of the princess treatment that most girls got, and it really shows. They are also insatiable, or at least mine is.

>>33717557
Underrated

>>33721066
>tfw no Finnish gf to call you a perkele

Why even live?

>>33721369
doesnt that mean "devil"?

>>33721387
Hell/Devil/things of a similar nature.

Works as an expression too.

>>33721397
What does it mean in context then? It seems like a term of endearment.

>>33721397
>>33721066

I dont understand the use there then. Basically the finnish gf thinks youre terrible and the devilish?

>>33721402
Probably in the expression form. But translating broken meme engilsh/finnish is less than a specialty of mine.

"Ah hell, I'm going to kill myself" is probably close.

>>33721276
There is nothing weird about loving little girls

>>33721422
I references the joke that all the Scandinavian countries are depressing hellholes.

and this>>33721429

>>33721437
I'm fucked in the head enough without people assuring me that it is okay. I might just start taking it seriously.

>>33721387
>>33721397
>>33721402
>>33721429
Yeah, pretty much, but still just *once*... :'(

No Finnish women in New Jersey, why even live?

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>>33721447
Stop beating yourself off over it

>>33721451
>living in Jersey

I can see that shithole from the beach here, makes me happier to be where I am. Go just about anywhere else.

Maybe live the dream and get some Finnish pussy. Go see Verusteleka in person.

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>>33721503
This thread has gone down a dark hole. reminds me of the old days of 8ch. those weren't good days.

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>>33721506
Yeah, I'm moving outta here soon as I graduate. I have employment prospects with some of the best software companies in the world (actual, due to lots of higher-profile internships) but all of them want me to move to some shithole like the Bay or San Francisco, or even NYC. Hope to get a job in a free state and travel on my free time.

I'm not some retard who plans to stay here forever while complaining about it, trust me.

>>33721546
>8ch is better now with the censorship /hebe/ deletion and literally being worse than 4cuck

>>33721548
That is good. I know some folks who are repressed by their less than free states(NY and NJ) but only bitch, talk about all the ways they are secretly breaking the law, and stay complacent.

>>33721557
I stopped following what was going on in there when traffic stopped existing.

>>33721565
Yeah. Spent enough time living here and the Bay to know what's good and what's not. Lived in a free state for a few months to intern, and was very pleasantly-surprised at the quality of life compared to these "metropolitan" areas infested with crime, garbage, and apathy.

You see a lot of people staying here who do exactly what you describe... it's silly. Our State Police DOES crack down on normal citizens who have no harmful intentions because they transport a hollow-point round incorrectly or some stupid bullshit like that. Playing with non-compliance here is playing with fire because most of the police actually give a shit about enforcing our jackboot laws, especially because they're such a good source of revenue.

Know of any free areas with a tech boom going on right now? I know Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Detroit, and Austin are all good choices (even if they vote Democrat, they're generally good cities compared to SF, NYC, Seattle, etc).

>>33721600
They basically deleted the best board and some piggu ruined the whole site.

Also their /pol/ board is a censored circle jerk hellhole

>>33721369

date a black girl, you'll get called white devil on the reg

>>33721613
There is the North I-79 tech corridor that is blossoming in WV. I'm in school up there and it really seems to be taking off.

Quality of life is less than optimal, though. The clear divide between everyone is very apparent and it goes from driving through a really nice town, to finding some pure deliverance shit.

Area is a natural wonder though and there is more than enough reasons to balance out the meth-heads, advanced stage hicks, and people that are more coal than human.

>>33721640
hah

>>33721667
West Virginia, eh? That's kind of a conflict area, in terms of the cultural heterogeny and the economic status. Still seems like an interesting place and better than New Jersey for sure.

>>33721751
Look up the I-79. They are trying to get the area blossoming. And if you happen to fail, you'll have the technical knowhow, and armament to be the fucking Heisenberg of Appalachia. The land is cheap as fuck and damn cheap. Most of the problems lie in the south where coal is most prevalent.

Big problems are a lack of internet by any means, the brutal winters, and the need for a damn good vehicle to overcome an 11% grade and sheet of ice, not to mention that all the road salt will ruin your fucking car in a few years.

>>33721818
Interesting... I-79. I'll keep that in mind. It's a very realistic possibility at this point.

Thanks for seriously entertaining my seemingly odd notions, friend. Most folks think I'm just crying champagne tears, but I really think getting dumped into the Bay is a fate worse than death after the work I've put into getting to the top so I can get the fuck outta here.

>>33717087

Seeing as I am not in the military, I dont see much use out of B. All the negative shit about A, you can work out of.

Wife had all the negative shit that A has, plus much more. Took a few yrs, she doesn't nag, does the dishes and cleans the house (I still go behind her and tidy up a bit, cause I'm anal about a clean house) she lets me fuck her when I myself am in the mood now. Is now more into link (Per play mostly now, loves to be leashed, wears a tail, etc.)

She use to be anti gun, has since came around.

Women are attention whores, can easily be molded to your desires if you know how.

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>>33721849
Not a problem. I've just been mulling over some good ol' existentialism. Sure helps to be helpful in these times.

Just had the idea that, if at the age of 20, I am this batshit insane with no plans to stop, what the fuck am I going to look like later down the road. It was an interesting idea that really got me thinking. But I've always had a way of thinking like this after a long hike. Not sure if its the exhaustion that does it or the time with just myself.

>have a Seneca Rock

>>33720979
>can't handle height
>can't handle aggresiveness
>huge vagina

Why do I feel like a manlet wrote this?

>>33717087
So he's only a badass during supper, not breakfast or lunch?

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>>33721343

>>33722292
Because you're defensive against your ugly fat roasties and are desperately trying to feel superior that you're fucking used up nasty fat whores.

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>>33721451
Hey, jersey bro.

>>33717097
this is the gayest thing I've read all day and I just got off grindr

>>33721066
The trap gf (bf) is superior in every way

>>33721343
Makes sense, your trap gf wants to be loved and make up for all the princess stuff they didn't get to have.

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>>33720229
>would have sex with you if it could
>if it could
obviously you lack the imagination to do so

>>33717182
>She'll still be a she, right?

What are you, gay?

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>>33717087
Been there, done that

>>33722335
Seconded.

>>33722348
Jersey circlejerk time?

>>33725688
>>33722335
Be more specific then

>>33725884
well, none of us really have experience in this field, so top down would be a start
what do you mean by "damaged"?

>>33725925
Well, to be more specific I don't just have a trap gf, but she's actually trans, so what I mean by damaged is that she's been suffering from gender dysphoria for years and that kind of thing takes it's toll. She's actually here right now, if you want to know something from her.

>>33721613
Tampa Bay!

>>33725957
>She's actually here right now, if you want to know something from her.
neat.
I'm curious, and apologies for prying, does the hormone mixing and overtake change the way one thinks?
are some thoughts still processed the way a man would while some a processed the way a woman would or is it hardline one or the other?
thanks femanon

>>33725970
Yes it does actually. When I started on estrogen, my personality began to shift pretty much instantly. I suppose, unsurprisingly, I became more predictably feminine. Things like being much more quiet in group conversations, enjoying physical affection (cuddles, hugs, etc,) and a plethora of other things. It's been a challenge simply because so much changed without my knowing that I had to totally re-learn how my mind works.

I definitely feel that I process my thoughts like a woman now. I wasn't that masculine to begin with but hormones definitely put me on the female side of things. I have a sort of nurturing instinct now that I definitely didn't have so strongly before, and it definitely affects how I perceive people and situations.

I found myself writing a bigger reply than I thought, I hope this answer is helpful.

>>33726162
yeah that's actually perfect. I'm fascinated by the transition even though I don't wish to partake, so it's neat learning shit like that.
I figured it would change some things over, but I didn't expect it to be a full paradigm shift like that.
fuckin' neat, man. thanks.

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>>33717151
My fantasy