Humor thread

>>33707363
if my 22 rifle didn't have a front sight. I would try this at least once at a /k/ meet.

>>33707380
The front sight would help retain it. Just slip the lips over the sight and your good to go

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>>33707363

>>33708343
Damn this reminds me of something similar that happened to me but with condoms.

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>>33707363

>>33708397
Lost hard senpai

>>33707789

God damn human ingenuity right there

>>33707498
>referring to Muslims as a food
xenophobic much?

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>>33708509
You have either been here for less than an hour, or this is the purest bait I've ever seen.

>>33708528
>if your not racist your a noob
brilliant chief

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>>33708401
Cosmobeans keeps a comrade's rifle clean

>>33708550


Why would she do that? Put her hands infront of the gun?

Fuck man.

>>33708559
Islam isn't a race, it's an ideology.

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>>33708559
Its the fucking truth. Everyone here knows what it means to remove kebab and reserves no issue with its use, or at the least lets it ride.

>>33708584

>Try to pull pin
>Not compressing the safety lever
>Being a retard and finally figuring out something a child could do
>Throw it at closed door

Wew lad.

>>33708572
Because it had a laser mounted under the barrel and she couldn't tell if it was on.

>>33708614

She couldn't look at whats in front of her?

>>33708580
>>33708581
its still offensive and you shouldnt be allowed to say that about peaceful peoples with a rich history and culture who have been through so much oppression
but not like you nazis would care. but if you say racist shit you will probably upset them and then lets see whos laughing you fucking bigots

>>33708625

>Islamic conquests

Very peaceful, they didn't do nuffin!

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>>33708625
Confirmed bait.

>>33708635
they were defending themselves against xenophobic christian crusaders
read a fucking book sometime idiot and fuck off back to pol while your at it

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>>33708401

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>>33708625
Aw, he isn't even trying anymore.

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>>33708625

>>33708646

Sad thing is I have read the Qauran, the very first chapters are history lessons on Muhammads conquests in the middle east......

From Medina etc...

>>33708625
You over baited and spilled your spaghetti. Maybe next time

>>33708650
>>33708644
>>33708651
>Ive been living in my moms basement for so long that anything that isnt racist is lies

>>33708671
>I have read the Qauran
no you havent
youre just making that up so people will think your telling the truth when your hate bashing muslims
go back to pol

>>33708572
To catch the bullet when it comes out, obviously.

>>33708685

Read it then famalam. It's just 1 part history lesson and the rest is how to live your life as a Muslim. I will give those Arabs credit tho because it's a more interesting read with more believable stories in it when compared to say the bible.

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>>33708677
I know I'm just feeding it, but there is so much that indicates that the post is bait.

>remove kebab is an accepted concept and meme
>the phrasing of the post
>lack of grammar and punctuation
>people that dislike radical Islam are Nazis

Plus the poster continues to fuel the fire, inciting replies like these. It is bait, no doubt about it.

>>33708451
Lel

>>33707366
Is this loss?

>>33708711
>>murder is an accepted concept and meme
ooookay weirdo
you definately need to go back to pol stormweenie

>>33708625
Nice bait.
>shouldn't need allowed to say
People should be allowed to say whatever they want.

>>33708752
not when it's illegal

>>33708755
>>33708744
This shit is Callum tier retarded.

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This one was my first introduction to /k/. It's also the reason I have to remind my girlfriend that repeating the "nigga" part while laughing is not socially acceptable where we live. Which is why we need to fucking move.

In the meantime though, it's still fucking hilarious.

>>33708770
>using the r word
you think your a big tough guy huh? using offensive words on the internet? you don't have the balls to say all these offensive words to the faces of the people you hate
I can't wait until the revolution to start so drumpf and the rest of you Nazis can die

>>33708509
KYS before prepping your mom's next bull. Or after. Just as long as you KYS.

>>33708546
wtf happend in the first one?

>>33708787
> It's also the reason I have to remind my girlfriend that repeating the "nigga" part while laughing is not socially acceptable where we live
your girlfriend is racist. you should either dump her or get her to go outside for once and meet some POC so she can learn for herself how stupid she sounds

>>33708787
>that pic
That's just bait tier bullshit. It was never funny.

>>33708624
>>33708614
that's not a girl, its an old man

>>33708815
No you

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Why do you dumb niggers respond to obvious bait?

>>33707373
fuckin africa

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>>33707363

>mfw that was my post

>>33708811
She already does. The thing is, she doesn't equate "nigga" with "nigger". Like, "nigger" she would never say, but "nigga you wat" just sounds funny to her because of the word sound.

It's pretty much the only flaw though, and it won't matter once we move to Tennessee.

>>33707889
Cz rifle. Ramp front adjustable sight with a hood.

>>33708815
From the perspective of a complete normalfag, to other normalfags, it's fucking great.

>>33708990
Don't reply to the bait

>>33708550
Idiot wtf is wrong with people

>>33708550
I just shouted in the middle of Wendys.

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>>33708625

>>33709641
I don't remember that from Evangelion

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>>33709010

>>33708559
Being offended at a dumb joke makes you a newfag

>>33709890
Being offended makes you a newfag

>>33709929
Truth,

>>33709010
HAH

>>33708807
shell rolled off the table and landed on it's end so it went off.

>>33708430
Change it to "...frankly, you are fucking stupid" and we might have something here.

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>>33708572
Fuck hajis though

>>33707366
Deops anyone have the pic with white knights shitting over S.T.A.L.K.E.R threads?

>>33710094
shit wrong post

>>33710094
POL-LEESH THAT MOOOSTACHE

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>>33708580
Can you gas an ideology?

>>33708546
>watch webm while listening to eurobeat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOYTfpHl0JA&list=RDZOYTfpHl0JA#t=1

>>33710094
YO PRESIDENT

IS WATCHIN

AMERICKY

IS WATCHIN

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY

GAAAAAHDFATHER

IS WATCHIN

>>33710273
Try this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

>>33708536

She does have a freakishly long neck lol. She'd be much hotter is she wasn't out of proportion like that.

>>33708550
>>33708572
You're asking why the shooter did it, I'm screaming why isn't the instructor saying a fucking thing while he does it

>>33710367
It's not necessarily an instructor, could just be a buddy or something.

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>>33708790
Nigger cunt faggot. Words don't mean anything unless you give them weight. Fuck Islam, whose prophet is a pedophilic rapist murder.

>>33708611
theres a reason the army is desperatly trying to keep people suddenly, and the same reason is why those with time are getting out.

lmfao the army is a sinking ship and im enjoying watching it <3 it didnt have to be this way big green weenie.

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>>33708509
>>33708559
>>33708625
>>33708646
>>33708677
>>33708744
>>33708790
get the fuck off my board newfag

>>>/r/eddit
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

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>>33707363

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>>33708646
I know this is bait, no one can be this stupid

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>>33708625
Fuck Islam and fuck you.

>>33708584
>>33708611
Its a woman

>>33708990
>moving to the best state in the union
Good choice

>>33710970
Too fucking real

>>33708625
Now you just threw the fishing pole straight into the water

>>33708581
remove kebab actually does bug me.

but only because i hate serbs so much

Any chance that someone has the 420mm fulda gap blaze it screen cap?

>>33708509
>xenophobic
Hahahaaahahahaaanow get the fuck out.

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>>33710970
I was that guy exept I didn't have a laptop, wore even more autistic surplus, got good grades and preferred Total War over Civ and Hearts of Iron.

>>33711451
Fucking lol

>>33708625
>you said something about Islam I find offensive
>you shouldn't be allowed to offend me
>you'll make the terrorists mad

Tell me more about how harsh words warrant literally being murdered. With that logic, why is France getting literally being overrun with terrorists? They've been bending over for the cunts since before 2001.

Here's to (You), ya fuckin dunce.

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>>33711485
>That image

Instant save holy fuck

>>33711863
what am I even looking at

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>>33711440
Welp, just gonna bump slowly until someone finds it.

>>33712016
Literally rows of PPSH aimed downward in a bomber.

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>>33712073
y tho

>>33707384
I would hate to be the bastard that has to deal with importing or exporting nuclear arms.

>>33712283
Why, because she's married to Bill Clinton?

>>33712275
Because Russians? Probably so that light bombers could unleash some anti personnel at the Germans without fragmentation bombs.

>>33712063
Lost

>>33708381
Did you fuck the sandwich?

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>>33712259
Seriously, did the 420mm greentext vanish from the internet?

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>>33712581

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>>33708647
>Bill Foster

>>33709929
being offended makes you a fag

>>33712073
Oh holy hell that's hilarious

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>>33708550
>Being this dumb.
She didn't deserve both hands anyways.

>>33711330
kek

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>>33711440
>>33712581
YOOO THAT'S MY FUCKING GREENTEXT

>With a deafening ‘thump’, a 420mm round screams down range.
>moments later, 30km away on the other end of the Fulda Gap, a battalion of NATO soldiers are vaporized
>The crew begins step one of the reloading process; repair the suspension.
>The unit commander stands on the top of his vehicle, watching as a flash glints in the distance, followed by a low rumble
>Realizing the magnitude of what he's done, he murmurs to himself
>"420, blaze it"

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>>33712780
Gonna post a couple more

>1942
>Imperial Japanese forces stage a full-scale landing on New Zealand
>The first Japanese forces land on the northern island along the Cook Straight, almost within view of Wellington.
>With the islands blockaded by a large IJN force, the island must fend for itself until Allied warships can intervene.
>In an attempt to slow the Japanese advance through the island, the entire First New Zealand Armored Corps are mobilized. Both Bob Semple tanks roll onto the battlefield.

>>33707373
>be Inna Iraq
>constantly find caches of RPG's with electrical tape wrapped around warhead
>whatthefuck.jpg
>finally able to ask captured goat fucker WTH
>goat fucker says it's the only way to penetrate are shields on our trucks
>niggaisyouserious.jpg
>fucking serious. Still laughing to this day about it

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>>33712805
cont...
>Dawn, a low mist rolling over the gorgeous landscape.
>Dozens of Japanese soldiers prepare for another day of marching towards the island-nation’s main city.
>From the east a loud rattling is heard.
>before the sound can be investigated, it’s overtaken by the rattling of six three Bren guns firing into the unit.
>Japanese soldiers start falling left and right under the storm of bullets.
>They quickly begin firing back, but the onslaught does not stop
>Between salvos of rifle and light machinegun fire, the rattling sound grows louder.
>Inside the tanks, the crew of eight men fire blindly in every direction
>Bullets from facing Bren guns plink off the sides of either tank.
>The fight is desperate, Japanese bullets bouncing from the armor, but their spirit standing up to the advancing tanks
>the valley echoes with the sounds of modern war for the first time in their history.
>After ten minutes little has changed
>Half the Japanese are either dead or have fallen back.
>One of the Bob Semple tanks has been abandoned after the bow gunner’s mattress catches fire
>In the hills above, a Maori tribesman watches the beautiful display of Utu.
>Below, a barrage of spears let loose from the treeline behind the Japanese.
>Lips stained with the blood of fleeing Japanese soldiers, a party of Maori warriors wipe out the remaining invading force.
>They attack with power and efficiency eclipsing that of the modern machine of war
>Three days later, with their boats properly decorated, they set sail for Japan.
>The landing in Tokyo Bay is a horrific display of brutality, resulting in a near-complete loss of life.
>The surviving Japanese surrender unconditionally two days after, and are promptly eaten.
>57 years later Peter Jackson would return to that same valley, a burnt-out and rusted Bob Semple Tank along with several bluescreens becoming the city of Rivendell in the first Lord of the Rings film.

>>33708509

Yeah, they don't actually taste very good. You gotta catch 'em young and give them the veal treatment.

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>>33712780
>The blast rattles hedges as a 75mm round is hurled towards it’s target
>The turret face of the receiving Tiger I deflects the medium-velocity AP round with little issue.
>Watching this, the Sherman’s commander orders his tank to reverse back around a corner
>The Tiger fires, just as another round is loaded into the Sherman’s M3 gun.
>An 88mm AP round smacks into the side of the M4’s engine compartment, igniting it’s fuel.
>At that moment, the Sherman’s gunner fires again.
>The 75mm M62 Shot strikes the Tiger’s turret ring
>It penetrates and explodes, killing crew members and setting off the tanks ammo supply.
>The Sherman’s commander watches the Tiger’s turret fly into the air as he bails out of his own burning vehicle.
>Smiling, knowing their M4 had done her best, he and his crew watch their beloved armored beast burn out.
>”Motor fuel can’t melt American dreams.”

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>>33712780
Thank you anon, happy 420

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>>33712899
you're quite welcome. Glad to see people enjoying the work, and a happy 4/20 to you as well.

>>33707363
This guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbLLqDfK1SQ

>>33708381
Did you drop your monster condom you use for your magnum dong?

>>33712945
Jesus Christ, What a faggot.

>>33712275
Because it's a bomb you can reload, read a book ffs.

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>>33707363

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>>33712931
Here, have the comic for your service

>>33708401
>English pensioner's revenge on the commies

>>33708572
>She
Clearly a fat old man. And he was trying to see if the laser was working. Stupidly.

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>>33713077

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>>33708546
I scream and threw my mouse at the screen when that lady in pink muzzle swept me.

>>33712807

what. He thought you had like electrical forcefields or something?

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>>33707789
>>33708490

"Don't tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results."

>>33711863
I came

>>33712945
He can stuff his weeboo opinion right up his loose ass

>>33708401
>bean boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OETSC38L0jw

An oldie but still good

>>33708397
.40 is perfectly fine for full sized handguns, retarded for barrels shorter than 4.5in tho.

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>>33713353
I lost hard.

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>>33707363

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>>33708509
You see this? It means not welcome.

>>33713621
>muslim
>red
not sure if retarded or just american

>oh wait that's the same fucking thing

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>>33708625
You almost had me.

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>>33713630
great one lad

you made that one up yourself or found it on the internet

>>33708550
Why the doublefucking jackassalopes would you do that?

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>>33713630

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>>33710020
>putting away ammo in my bedroom after a trapshoot
>drop two shells like a dumbass
>they bounce around on the floor a bit
>kind of worry that they might go off or something
>nah no way they're that delicate
>see this webm

>>33712780
>DUDE WEED

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>>33708625
You're not fooling anyone

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>antman's background story on why he love cats and why he is a felon.

>>33708584
god i wish we could see the faces in this one the second after the hollow DUNK of a practice grenade on a closed door was heard as well as the epic dressing down i truly hope Private Pullntoss there got.

>>33712275
Because they were making tens of thousands of SMGs a day. They quite literally had entire armies equipped entirely with SMGs by '43. That isn't hyperbole; they'd re-equip multiple corps uniformly at the same time with the expectation that they'd be advancing continuously and almost exclusively experiencing close quarter combat in urban areas.

That rack of gats, fully loaded magazines and all, probably cost considerably less than a bomb load whilst still being able to shred convoys. If it works, why not?

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>>33708711
Sauce on the jpg?

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>>33708677
Just stop

>>33708509
>xenophobic much?
No, I believe all kebab gets removed equally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU

>>33710094
>Fuck hajis though
Fuck little girls you mean

>>33712259
Fucking lord, now that song is stuck in my head.

>>33710970
Had one of these in a science class except he was full fedora and always wore bdu pants and the same 3 fucking cat shirts

>>33712817
I can't believe I read it all.

>>33710970
Fuck I have that laptop

>>33712344
underrated

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>>33714540
Nice.

>>33710970
>that laptop

Damn, too accurate. Too bad I broke it trying to fix by smacking it a few times. It worked the first couple of times.

>>33710904
>nothing else to say
>nothing else needed

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>>33708625

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P_WxMiJ_qA

>>33708550
To all the anons asking why

He's looking at the laser

>>33712899
What is that bayonet? Looks nice.

>>33707373
chinnese did pretty much the same in during warlord era

>>33710861
>mfw everyone hating on turks when turks is most reasonable
Bad feels

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>>33709652
It's ADAM.
>We find ADAM.
>SEELE, being fucking braindead thinks he is our progenitor.
>Puts ADAM in Evangelion armor for containment.
>Gets Lance of Longinus. Adds Lilium DNA.
>Nope.
>ADAM self desructs to save humanity.
>SEELE is like WTF.
>Finds Lilith.
>Being fucking retards, they construct Eva, to exterminate the Angels, loot the S2 engine, then use the Lance to commit suicide to "advance" humanity.
Here is a adult Shinji.

>>33712283
>Be me
>Be image recognition officer on a container scan in a not to mention non US port
>Get post 9/11 training from the US to be able to detect the smuggling of nuclear arm
>Decide with fellow Custom officers that in the event that we detect a nuke we`re going to keep quiet
>Better have that shit going off in the USA and not in our own backyard

And that is the story of how Anon endangered the USA but kept his neck of the woods safe.

>>33710745
Not bait anon, but... Welcome to europe.

>>33715146
Well, I meant I don't remember that line being said.

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>>33710122
fucking plebs need to save shit they like.

>>33708559
It's not racist if they aren't human.

>>33707373
still lost

>>33708625
>shouldnt be allowed to say
Take the boot off of your face long enough to re read that.
>if you say racist shit you will probably upset them and then lets see whos laughing you fucking bigots
B-b-b be nice or we'll kill you!
>peaceful peoples
Read above.

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>>33708559
>Islam is a race, not an ideology that anyone can change at any moment

weak b8

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>>33708625
this is insultingly weak bait

>>33712807
We used to electrical tape up the holes on wiffle balls so they would flay farther and faster. Obviously the same logic applies to warheads

>>33708625

Glad to see you're in the spirit of the humour thread

>>33713800
Thst was antman?

>>33714701

It's from the Vz-58.

>>33711485
>a woman who likes Sabaton
Instant wife.

>>33707366
This is great. Anyone know who the drawfag was? I really like the style.

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>>33708343
>Dieting
>Extra sauces

>>33708584
Love the fucking waddle the guy on the left does after she throws it

>>33708509

Is this b8? Have you never heard anyone called a frog, kraut, limey, or burger before?

>>33708685

He's not lying, maybe you should read the Qur'an? Maybe read the Hadiths while you're at it so you can see first hand where and when the Muslims are ordered to convert or slaughter all non-believers, particularly Jews and Christians.

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>>33712344
Lost

>>33712581
>Take your shirt off
>Twist it round your hand
>SPINNIT LIKE A HELICOPTER

>>33712899

>that CZ858 bayo

Noice

>>33710020
Hm.

Just got my first gun (that I personally own instead of family) recently and this makes me nervous.

Im guessing this is pretty rare, and less likely to happen with something like 5.56?

>>33715790
I'm realizing that /k/ is easily one of the best boards after only a couple weeks here.

>>33716685
Third from bottom is kawaii.

>>33712581
>That gif
War never changes.

>>33716685

>they used something similar to #4 in Rogue One

>>33716697
just buy a carpet/rug and don't keep caltrops on your floor.

>>33708625
Its a meme you dip

... why do people respond to bait?for fucks sake, there is a magic blue ranch dorito that lets you hide bait.

>>33707789
There's stupid shit you do.

Then there's stupid shit you do in the army.

And Then there's stupid shit you do in the army WHILE STILL FOLLOWING ORDERS

>>33716002
>so much edge

>>33712945
what the fuck is this

>>33716440
if only

>>33712667
So he survived?

>>33716608

me irl

>>33711485

>that head

dam,i miss day of defeat.

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>>33708401
>>33713275

>>33710273
Holy shit you too?

>>33708550
my butthole just contracted into a singularity

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>>33708401
>>33713275
>>33717431

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>>33710311
>killposting
>gets infantry MOS digits
>MFW

>>33712016
the russians translated "Close Air Support" to "Almost Air Support" and, well, the rest is history

>>33708647
hahahahha

>>33713826
It's from a punisher comic

>>33715086
Turks are hatable for other reasons.
Filthy Ottomans...

>>33718116
>kemalists
>implying ottomanry

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>>33712817
Is this pasta?

if not, good job

>>33716685
i wonder if that next to last one would work irl

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Why do I have so many pictures concerning C96's?

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>>33707373
>told by a rhodesian and it makes africans look bad so it has to be true
You guys really are as bad as libtards

>>33708625
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>33708686
Underrated

>>33716608
>When you're on the police force with a felony record

>>33708744
You know you're on /k/, don't you?

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>>33707363
>something new, or old

>>33716741
It's fallen on some hard times, but we are getting back on our feet.
We just gotta learn to smile again

>>33716362
Willis.

>>33708584
Thanks for reminding me why it's in my best interest to transfer out of any platoon with women in it

>>33713630
Nigga this ain't /int/
Up yo game sooooooon

>>33708473
Holy shit this is great

>>33708737
for once, the proper answer is no.

>>33712931
Oh, I see someone else was at the mega

>>33713192
This
This right here

>>33713469
I'd like to believe too, but koko and the guy telling the stories are probably the same autist lying on the internet like everyone else.

>>33716440
In reality that girl is fucking that negro.

>>33713063
>i live in the same times as this
Now only if artifical wombs would be real.

>>33717759
kek

>>33712283
Why would you import/export irradiated limbs?

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>>33710970
There's nothing wrong with having a bit of tank merch on you. It's true that if you'll start spering out it'll be bad but having a shirt with a tank is not bad.
I have pic related
>not my excat shirt but looks the same

>>33716514
Not that Anon, but I never heard Limey. Where is that from?

>>33713800
I just realized that Donut took the screencap. I did not know this.

>>33713510
>no EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- behind executioner's target
shame

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>>33720158
How else am I going to Frankenstein myself up a snork waifu?

>>33708473
DEJA VU

>>33720249
British sailors, way back in the day, staved off scurvy by stocking the ships with limes.

>>33720278
>bad dragon dildos and pussies
>firearms

Rich weebs/furries are the new master race

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>>33708625

>>33712817
you know they are making an Add-on route for bob, right?

>>33709010
aww fuck my sides just left this plain of existence

>>33712841
I mean, I pasted it from the google doc I wrote it in.

But really, thank you.

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>>33707363

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>>33709010

>>33712063
I almost passed out from laughing

>>33720851
/r/ing that video where the gaijin breaks a katana on one of those straw pillar practice things and the owner looks like he's going to have a fucking stroke

>>33720876
i need to see this

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Anyone has more stuff like this?

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>>33707363

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>>33720991
Ooh I made one

>>33720348
>the new master race
>implying bad dragon hasn't been a part of /k/ forever
>implying the only new thing isn't you

>>33720150
Lost

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>>33707363

>>33708646
Is this some kind of /pol/ psyop
>>33708625

>>33717364
Just picked it up for a dollar. I think there are still some nice servers up tho.

>>33721190
>soloing the entire middle east several times

They must be doing something right

>>33708546
>severe ear infections as a teen
>sensitive ears
>tinnitus
>this is my biggest fear
>wear ear pro when handling ammunition in my house

>>33718565
Rhodesians ended up being right though.

>>33720112
>It can operate by controls on body or connect to an app and sync to video, including VR

>>33720348
>>33721140
this.

I've got dildos and fleshlights for days. If this werent a blue board you fuckers would be getting a hell of a show

>>33720876
>>33720890
Googled white guy breaks katana, got this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXWxFaGSghc

>>33713778
The webm probably had bad ammo or was staged, there was this demonstration where a bunch of firefighters dropped pallets, boxes, and single shells of a 60 foot crane, in the thousand or so dropped only around 6-8 primers activated, and they didn't even burn the powder.

>>33721886
"Dangerous"
"Dangerous"
"Dangerous"
"Dangerous"
"Dangerous"
"Everyone alright?"

>>33719527
Explain? Kind of an oldfag but have been gone for a year or two. Seems /k/ has lost its culture a bit?

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>>33721363

>>33721886
Should have folded it one more time.

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>>33720112

They're workin on it m8

>>33718406
Nope. No gas tube.

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>>33715790

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You're a bunch baby killers. I wanted you to know that, and I love you all.

>>33723624
T-Thanks

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>>33722073
OH MY GOD IT'S GROTESQUE
and there's something in a jar

>>33723624
Come and take em libfag

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>>33723624
I'd rather outlaw children than any type of weapon

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>>33724448
(Not srs, look closer.)
>>33724465
Agreed

>>33724465

I thought this was deactivated at first.

Is that...eight squibs in a row? Do my eyes deceive me?

>>33724553
Iirc it's a "look at how strong our barrels are" thing

>>33724384
10/10
underrated post