So what is /k/ having for dinner?

>>33701281
Roast pork tacos. Om nom nom.

>>33701281
Hamburger steak, mashed potatoes and baked beans

Whatever my wife makes.

>>33701281
revolution anti-hero ipa

>>33701281
>tfw I'm a fat normie
>tfw dinner was a baconator and fries

>>33701435
Nevermind. You made me curious so I asked her and she said salad. I'm not eating salad.

>>33701594
salad for dinner? thats all?

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fried chicken sandwiches

>>33701594
Eat a salad, fatty

>two eggs, sunny side up
>bacon
>two biscuits

>>33701281
Sliced turkey, cheese, and a fried egg all on a pretzel bun. Nice c96.

>>33701599
No, because I won't eat it.

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do I look white?

I had steak and a grilled chicken sandwich on wheat bread.

>>33701740
You had two sources of protein?

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>>33701605
>Dillo Dust
This isn't a dig at you, but I'm always impressed by the industry's ability to sell food products with nothing more than targeted marketing.

Take Black Rifle Coffee - there's nothing revolutionary about their coffee, but it sells because it has a name and logo that appeals to us.

I bet I could market cosmoline as a personal lubricant and it'd sell like hotcakes.

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Took too long to get home, so got some Whataburger. Have an old pic

>>33701771
came free when I bought my trigger

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>>33701771
>Cosmoline as a personal lubricant

Where is your Kickstarter?

>tfw fucking my communist gf with cosmoline

>>33701781
Whataburger, delicious
Your beer, ok
Wheel gat, acceptable

Camel crush, leave.

>>33701754
All I'm eating is protein as I'm cutting. I only eat like 10% dv of carbs right now.

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i had subway but this is from a few months ago, just some pasta in marinara sauce with as many veggies and spices i could get in there.

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yum

>>33701576
>not a big mac
On the real tho, I am fat too and I feel your pain. I am about to go on nutrisystem (as a last resort) because I am fucking retarded and literally cant cook anything.

>>33701281
/ck/ here, you need some more salad for the dressing and more steak for the sauce. Also...
>ranch
I hope you feel bad about the poor decisions you have made. Kill youurself fatty

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>>33701835
>literally cant cook anything
No excuse. Fad diets are a fucking scam and will not help you. You're wasting money.

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>>33701806
The only people I could bum cigs from in high school were the niggers that were old enough to buy, so I got nothing but menthols. The crush is nice since if one of my friends needs a bum, they aren't stuck with a menthol. I don't smoke or drink much anyways.

New Belgium has been fucking up recently with their shit, I never buy them anymore unless the other options are the big brand pisswaters. The local breweries here have been putting out better stuff anyways.

And I take personal offense to a wheel gun being only "acceptable"

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>>33701885
Except im not because I did nutrisystem before and lost 40 pounds that I gained back when one of my parents got cancer.

Shits been around since the 90's, if it was a fad it would have been long gone by now.

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>>33701281
salad

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>>33701912
Well I take offense to you not giving Whataburger more respect. Fuck your wheel gats.

Whataburger is the only restaurant who uses mustard as a standard condiment.

>>33701976
Hey are you by any chance gay and looking for a partner? I shave my anus btw and im really quiet.

>>33701953
Best thing you can do is cutting carbs to a minimum and cutting out all sugars.

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>>33701985
nope

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just a few burgers :^)

>>33701700
>fried chicken
>white

where you hiding the watermelon boy?

Which are you eating, what's on the plate or 7.63 Mauser?

Baked chicken, brown rice, and sauteed vegetables. It's the /fit/ meme but it gets unbearably boring after about a week, so I figured out a way to make it all taste better and I've been using that method ever since

>>33701997
Yea you are right, low carb diets are great but you gain the weight back quickly. I was actually in the middle of a low carb diet that was working pretty well but after 3 months I just got tired of eating the same 5 foods because lolcantcook and literally the same day I decided to get off it my mother got braincancer and I have stress related eating issues and I gained all my weight back. I will be fine, thanks for the advice tho friend.

>>33701998
damn

>>33701281
Eww.

1lb of lean ground beef with onions & jalapenos

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>>33701281

>>33702113
YOU MOTHERFUCKER WITH YOUR LONG ASS BREAD

>>33702003
>tfw no qt asian girl to eat your burger
feels bad desu

>>33701643
delicious

>at uni dining court
>crab cakes
>well done sirloin
>tfw they were out of spinach

bretty good tho

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>>33701983
Whataburger becomes mundane when there's 5 of them in a 5 mile radius. It still holds a special place in my heart though.

>Easter dinner a few years ago

>>33701281
You literally ruined your meal with all the sauce you dumped on everything. The meat should be complimented by the sauce, not drowning in it. Same with the spinach. That much dressing makes the spinach wilt.

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steak with a side of steak.

>>33702296
thats actually pretty decent anon, someone always buys some shitty sugar coated ham and makes a sub par mac&cheese.

>>33701998
do you really eat with a benchmade knife?

>>33701700
you look fat, with those sausage hands

maybe eat less fried foods and more salad and you wont be such a fat bag of puss.

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>>33702468
whats the purpose of owning things you dont use?

>>33701281

Pastrami with swiss on rye.

>>33702296
glass on proper side
knife facing proper direction
place mat
napkin under glass

who the fuck are you and why are you here? this is no place for manners or etiquette.

>>33702424
I can't claim that ham, that was made by my in-laws, and it was excellent. I despise those pre-made "honey" hams as well.

>>33702468
Fun fact, a BM Infidel makes an excellent steak knife with the chisel-esque grind

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First Generation MRE from 1984
>freeze dried Peaches
>meat slices in BBQ sauce
>cookie, chocolate covered
>cracker
>peanut butter
>Lemon Lime drink mix

>>33702544
nice

>>33702544
Nice!

>>33701953
Yeah, it's been around because people are dumb and too lazy to cook.

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>>33701281

What kind of sauces are those?

Look good.

>>33702003
How is she not dead?

>>33702600

Open Pit BBQ Sauce and Ranch dressing. It's in the photo.

Wheat bix and bananas for the 4th night in a row.

>>33702518
It was Easter man, third only to Christmas and Thanksgiving dinners. Also known as the only three days a year the good china and flatware get used (even though the in-laws were short a few steak knives, hence the BM). Also antique wood, I'd get my ass beat by my wife if I put something wet on there.

Most of my home made meals consist of large pieces of protein on paper plates.

>>33701281
Steamed salmon with homemade mashed potatoes and asparagus.

>>33701781
Fucking chips with your burger?
You Americans never cease to amaze me, now go eat something that cost $1 and do a fuck ton of cardio.

>>33702113
I thought this was roasted bone marrow for a second.

Fug.

>>33702614
Her stomach expands like 60 times and pushes out her other organs.

Not a shitpost, that's literally what a jap doctor on a tv show determined.

They x-rayed her and found all the food. It was kinda gross.

>>33701953
Just fucking run you fat shit!!!

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You know I can make that cheese steak that make u hungry, white boi.

Spinach salad, with diced apple, bacon crumbles, and poppyseed dressing.

I would show pics but the plate's already cleaned off.

>>33702798
What's a cheese steak, is it just a steak sammy with cheese?

>>33702296
>tfw closest whataburger is 360 miles away
Well it used to be like 1000 so that's neat I guess.
Damn I miss it

>>33702798

>white boi

Die a horrible death and begone forever.

>>33702830
Yeah my nigga.
>>33702846
Nigga fuk u nigga. I'm finna split yo wig nigga.

>>33702882
oh noes

>>33701281
that's disgusting as fuck. learn how to actually cook so you don't have to fucking taste mayonnaise and barbecue sauce as the primary flavor

>>33701781
That's a sweet Model 19

I used to love whata but I've gotten chunks of bone in my patty three times now. I just stick with their chicken strip sandwich - truly suffering

>>33701912
>Laphroiag

My nigga
It's like someone bottled the beach and then fermented it in oak

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Just having a quick thing of Ramen noodles :^)

>>33702928
>This

BBQ sauce was made for tendies and to be lightly drizzled on actual BBQ - not for steaks

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>>33702882
You know the drill boy, up against the tree else we cut your mothers legs off.

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>no guns
>no barbecue grill for quick chicken and steak kabobs

This is what I eat for dinner half of the week

Fuck college can't wait to go back home

>>33703044
>implying black people talk like this

It's a wigger plain and simple - in which case he doesn't deserve the quick death of 7.62

Also here's you're (you)

>>33701771
>Black Rifle Coffee

Shit is so stupid. Apparently you can sell anything if you market it with:

>muh veterans
>look we make coffee with guns on our hips!

RipIt is the patricians choice for caffeine delivery anyways :^)

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>>33702944
Were they all at the same store? I wouldn't go back...

>>33702981
Pic related is what I get out of it, and how it was described to me before I first bought a bottle, tastes like a burning church

>>33703195
Just means you don't drink enough hard liquor - eventually you won't notice the burn or alcoholic taste and you'll be able to appreciate the subtleties of the scotch

Try diluting it with some room temperature water (NOT ICE) to reduce the proof until you can enjoy it. Don't do this with cheap or delicate scotches though - will just taste bland

>>33702779
pushes out? what the fuck do you mean? through her anus?

>>33702544
Nice

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>>33703367
I was mostly referencing the smoke. Although I do have a dehydrogenase deficiency, so alcohol hits me like a freight train and I don't drink often. When I do, I prefer liquors that either don't have the harsh burn (like pic related) or something that masks that burn with other flavors like the Laphroaig.

>>33703642
Yamazaki 18
MY
NIGGA.

Currently nothing, because I had a late lunch and don't keep snacks around my house

On occasion I regret my choice of not keeping snacks around, like now, because I'm kind of hungry but not enough to make a proper meal

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Just woke up, started stewing some meat for Hungarian goulash for lunch later. Currently making an omelette French-style served with some leftover grilled chicken and a croissant.

>>33703823
You're not special, just eat potatoes and venison like everyone else.

>>33702499
timestamp mr mcClane

>>33701771
It's a way to support people who are on your side and get something in return.

>>33703859
No, not as tasty nor as healthy.

Sounds like you don't even lift.

>>33703939
I don't I run and do body weight exercises, you lift fags won't last a day after the collapse with your 3500 calories a day diet and your 50kg of extra muscle mass, cardio fags shall inherit the earth.

>>33702499
What's the purpose of wasting cocoa powder for decoration and pouring wine into a glass instead of drinking straight out of the bottle?

>>33704442
>coa powder for decoration and pouring wine into a glass instead of drinking straight out of the bottle?

I don't think you're civilized enough to understand.

I'm sure you missed this, but each of his libations was paired with what he was eating.

>>33704501
>????
Seems to me he's just wasting time making food look good for pictures, time that could be spent tending to veggie gardens and cleaning rifles.

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>>33703906
:^)

>>33704628
>Caprese
Fine choice

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>>33704523
Because a big part of what makes food appealing is how it looks.

Tell me, at first glance which burger would you rather eat?

>>33701281
Leftover veggie skewers and chicken BBQ from yesterday.

And then 2 fillings of my wife's snatch.

>>33702113
Not this fucker again

>>33703408
You know how a fetus pushes organs out of the way?

>>33704776
Either because I'm not a fussy cunt like you.

>>33702113
Absolutely degenerate!!!

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>politics threads not allowed
>Stupid shit like this is

>>33701281
Made some scrambled eggs, and a little bit of pasta. I've kind of been in a bad mood ever since my brother died, but I found a cool old canteen at his house, and I'm probably gonna try it out with some vodka.
Life sucks

Grilled a new york strip...lettuce salad..cottage cheese....beer..

>>33705340
Nobody gives a fuck about your brother, this is a dinner thread, keep on topic God damnit!!!

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>>33705340
Sorry to hear. Hope ya feel better soon bro
>>33705439
Fuck off

>>33701781
I have no idea who camel crush is for
Uncrushed they are fucking disgusting
And if you have to crush it to enjoy it, you might as well just buy a pack of menthols
Camel wides are the best

>>33705450
All that brekky but no bacon.

>>33705452
Stop smoking, it impacts your ability to chase after antifa's with a trench shovel.

>>33705450
Is that Jay Bauman from RLM?

>>33705450
God I hate fryups

>beans for breakfast

Absolutely haram

>>33705450
Thanks
Any tips for cleaning out the canteen?
It has this strong metallic smell that I can't seem to get rid of

>BETTER POSE A PACK OF CIGARETTES AND A BOTTLE OF BOOZE NEXT TO MY BURGER SO EVERYONE KNOWS I JUST TURNED 21
true alcoholics don't eat meals. food absorbs alcohol & kills your buzz

>>33705485
Pour some vodka in them burn it, afterwards pour some more vodka in and shake it up then rinse out with water.

>>33705513
Cool, it was still filled with coffee or hot chocolate when the coroner searched his house. I'm just lucky no one else in my family is into milsurp, so I got to keep it.
*also its a canteen cup, not a canteen

I only dine on chicken tendies, be they crispy or from wendy's.

>>33705531
Then just wash it like any other dish.

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Cutting, so I had water and half a tub of fat free cottage cheese (180 cals, 0 fat/12 carb/24 protein)

I have no food in my house besides some rice, 1/8th a bag of dried black beans, creme eggs, and some beef jerkey.

I don't get paid until Monday so I have to eat Jasmine rice and a little beans until then.

>this thread
No wonder you're all fat fucks. You lardasses probably take equally bad care of your funs as you do of your bodies

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>>33702544

>>33706307
Its /k/, what did you expect.

>>33705480
Yes

>>33706307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4M7ud5gk8g

>>33709973
>muh service
Oh larry, people wouldnt give a fuck about your weight if you werent such a pompous asshole and drama queen. Also eating less is the biggest thing about losing weight.

>>33710102
lol i laughed pretty hard when that video was recommended to while I was watching one of his other videos. He must get really fucking triggered over the fat comments lol

>>33701781
to nig or not to nig

>>33709973
Stop making fun of me for my bad life choices!

>>33706690
Nice!

>>33701281

Red curry over rice noodles.

>>33701700
If you weren't white there wouldn't be any reason to live.

>>33701594
It must be difficult for her to be married to a 5-year-old

>>33710887
Clever. This isn't your mom slut.

>>33710934
What?

>>33710939
You tell me. You think you're intelligent. So you know.

>>33710960
Nigger I made a joke about you being a picky eater.

>>33702113
I remember you, Earl of Sandwich, the Redux....

>>33711003
Don't bullshit a bullshitter.

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>>33704628
nice, if you ever shoot a home intruder please go full on Die-Hard with that

My CHICOM M14 stands ready to engage Pvt Pile mode

>>33711024
I'll be sure not to make jokes about a retard in the future, it's not worth it.

>>33711093
You're telling me retard.

>>33701281
>Open Pit
Disgusting

>>33705095
Yeah, out of the anus?

>>33701281
Penne in tomato sauce with chopped basil and sausage. Whisky and coke. Bill Burr podcast.

>>33701281
Not home yet, but probably a protein shake, some peanuts, pickle and some cottage cheese. I really don't feel like cooking. I'll make a shit ton of eggs for breakfast after lifting though.

>>33701697
fucking lol god damn dude just eat the salad

just fry up some bacon and use the leftover grease as dressing, it'll be fine

>>33703928
also good for triggering lefty house guests

>>33703029
Everytime I think it's done she keeps going

>>33701281
Lonliness as an appetiser with a glass of fineley aged despair followed by a main course of hopelessness.

>>33709973
Lel, larry triggerwarning snickers