Things your first gun would say to you today.

>>33697131
>im not that heavy you limp wristed faggot

>>33697131
"Why did you sell me you traitor?"

>>33697131
Why the fuck did you drill the swivel stud hole in front of the barrel band?

Wheres my chippy

>>33697131
Matched pair of 870 wingmasters 16 & 28
>why don't you shoot us anymore

>>33697149
10/22?

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>>33697131
>you never touch me any more
>we had so many good times together
<:-[

"thanks for hitting me with a rubber mallet asshole"

>>33697131
>When are we going plinking? It's been over a year...
Shit, I feel bad now.

>>33697131

'why did you put your penis in my magazine housing and post it on /k/?'

Hurry up and get me faggot, its not that hard to move country

>Tfw Brit

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"When will you shoot me ?"

>>33697131

> I swear, if you keep thumbing my hammer you're going to wear right through the spur

>>33697158
Yee

>>33697146
Had someone offer me 250 for my 90 dollar nugget. These threads are why I haven't sold.

>>33697131
You broke me, I hate you.

>>33697131
Thanks for the new 3x ACSS scope

U RIKE CHINESE KARASHNIKOV??

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE THAT DREMEL TO MY SLIDE YOU DICK

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>>33697131
>Uncle anon is opening the safe!
>Are we going to the range uncle anon, it's been so long!...
>O-oh, you want to take VZ-58 out again, t-that's okay, I know she's lighter and has detachable magazine, she must be way more fun than me...
>P-please come back.

You may not remember the first time you took me apart, but I do.

Go to war and remove kebab with me.

you nutted on me by mistake


r-right?

"Your relationships aren't the only things that can't stay steady"

mfw enfield

>Oi you bloody wanker, reckon you can put a couple hundred rounds through me then shelf me for a month? Me and Nagant are getting right fookin' tired of sitting around you twat.

>>33697373

Oh god lol this hits way too close to home.

But I larnt from it.

>>33697131
>"..."
-M&p40, accidentally dropped into lake Erie.
April 2015 - July 2015 RIP

>>33697511
>accidentally dropped
who did you kill anon?

on a more serious note, whats the legal procedure you should go through after an accident like that?

>>33697511
Get a magnet and some rope nigga. Spend the day out there and you'll probably find a number of prolem solvas

>>33697131
I had a lot of fun at the range last week just remember to take me hunting next week. You took that battle rifle slut last time.

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>>33697221
I did the same thing to mine

>>33697547
Good question. Maybe the same thing as if it were stolen?

>>33697547
Shit man I just got mad and went home. Never bothered to report it if you can even do such a thing.

>>33697570
It's been 2 years. It's probably nothing but rust now.

>>33697146

this.

>because you jammed all the time and your little rimfire bullets wouldn't even dent a stop sign after 30 yards.

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>>33697131
>so you dug up that little old bit of trivia?
>ufufu, why so curious?

>>33697395
:(

>>33697246
These threads are gun care reinforcement therapy.

>>33697131
>At least your dad shoots me, you fucking monster

>Quit carving shit into me and clean me for once

>>33697131
Для Poдины! Пoдoждитe, ктo вы? Кaкoй ceйчac гoд?

>>33697131

"Clean me, asshole"

It's been a while

Take me somewhere. I haven't seen the sun in years.

>Wait, what happened to the 7.62x39 upper that was on here? Why am I using .223 now?

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>>33697472

>why don't you take my hiking with you
>you take that fat Finnish slut with you, and her extractor doesn't even work properly
>I'm much lighter than her too, and what does it matter that I'm counter bored? You can't even shoot anything

>>33697395
Are you referring to an SKS? I love mine

>that stripper clip aesthetic tho

Okay guys, do they make full sized stocks for those little .22 crickets? I've got a cricket for my first gun and I'd love to be able to shoot it again

>you STILL haven't shot yourself you coward.

Kek. My first gun gave me something to live for.

>>33697726
Story?

>>33698102
Yes, Tula 1953

>>33698966
There's only the implication of a story. A single 1903 hammerless got plucked from the factory floor and turned over to the president of Colt to present to someone.

>>33697131
>Jesus fucking Christ anon, why are you so bad at this?

>>33698102
>>33698976
I just got an SKS and the magazine spring is weak and does not lock open the bolt, its the original all matching magazine on a russian one and I don't want to buy a new one, unless i have to. Is this fixable, i fully took it apart and oiled it and the spring got a little better, haven't taken it to shoot but i am worried it might not chamber the last round.

Should i just buy a new magazine?

>>33699091
Either way, that's pretty neat. Kudos anon.

>>33697131
"Neither of us wanted to be in California."

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>>33697131
>Still 'saving up' for that Geissele rail, eh?

Fuck you AR. Don't look so down on me.

>>33697873
>Для Poдины
I think your Mosin might be an Americanski spy, comrade.

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>"When are you going to actually fucking build me you faggot"

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>>33697395

>>33697131
>why aren't we in the woods?
>why don't we kill any more?

>>33697472
Savage
.
.
....The gun is one, right? Did I guess it correctly?

>>33697131
>"Yeah, you're a little faggot bitch, ain't ya? Shoulda bought the Glock 20, .45 sucks and you're a glass-wristed cockholster. Now come over here and clean me with the good brush, bitch."

>Why haven't you fired me yet? It's been 3 years Anon..

I-I'm sorry Mr. Pistol. I'll take you to the range...Someday.

>>33697131
>Why dont you take me out anymore?
>We used to be so close
>then you got that other rifle
>I havent been shot in at least three years
>when are you going to get me fitted with a C-Stock?
>Im so glad you got me a USMC front sighthood protector
>But why do I sit in the back of the safe
>The only time I see you is when you clean me and oil me
>I miss you...

I need to take my 1903 out more

Why did you let the dog chew my stock?

>>33700573
STORY NOW

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>What happened to that girl you bought me with? She was so nice...

>>33700573
Agreed. What's the story anon?

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>>33697131
>i miss you uncle adolf, happy birthday where ever you are

>>33697131
Why did you dry fire me so much you dumb faggot? My firing pin actually contacts the barrel.

>"You should just stick me in the back of the safe if you're going to keep moving me to grab the others"
>"Yeah yeah, "You'll take me out next time." Haven't heard that one before."
>"W-what? That's l-lube, not tears... jerk..."

>>33697131
I haven't been fired in 2 years. Thanks for cleaning me early winter and finger fucking me when you're drunk.

>>33700009
stocks don't talk asshole a receiver is a firearm, get a receiver and then it can talk

>>33700550

Sounds like you might have a case of a Yandere pistol Anon. That's how accidental discharges happen.

>>33700745
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33700745
If I could find a receiver cheap enough yeah I would but I'm poor and have other shit to worry about.

>>33700586
Story? GF? Mom? Sister, even? /K/ is here to listen.

>>33697131
"Hi" as I walk in the room

>>33697131
"Oil me you dick and where is that laser you promised me"

>>33697131
" I know I have dozens of siblings now that dad died... but could we go fuck up bowling pins sometime again?"

>"Just buy me you nogunz cuck, I'm bored of being fingerfucked and I know you'll treat me right. You're getting your own place soon, your mother has no say. Quick, before some retard who can't find my chargimg handle takes me!"

>>33698614
bumpin this..

>>33697131
>You got small scratch on my barrel when you accidentally bumped the M48's front side hood into me when shuffling us around
>You also seemed to have worn off a bit of the bluing around my muzzle trying to see if you could attach a bayonet that ultimately didn't fit

I'm sorry, Mosin.

>>33701113
>>Quick, before some retard who can't find my chargimg handle takes me!"
After having worked in a gun store this could be almost any gun. I handed some chucklefuck a mossberg 500 and he tries 3 times to rack it without pressing the release.
He hands back the shotgun and starts ranting to the chick he was with about how it's a shit gun and broken and that's why he couldn't rack it.
I hit the release, racked it and put the gun up. He turns and walks away without a word and she looked so confused.

>>33702182
I purposely kept it vague, because my first gun could, theoretically, be anything. But as a citizen of Canuckistan, I have my eye on either an SKS or a Norinco M14. But yeah, people are dumb.

>>33697131
>Jon Ossoff seeks to violate the constitution and must be stopped

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>>33697131
>Oh I get it, stick a scope and pistol grip on me and only take me out to NOT shoot deer and turkeys?
>You used to shoot pheasants with me, now you just bring Ithaca, don't you?

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>>33697131

>oh, it's all about the AR now huh
>how dare you shoot my sister but not me
>you have the ammo anon, i'm so much fun
>s-shoot me, please

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>Blyat why did you leave me for that capitalist M1 Carbine whore?! I have killed 10 times more fascists than that dolled-up reproduction!
>O-oh you are of still keeping me?
>Y-you got me a sling and a new case?
>I may be of scond favorite but a time will come when you will be of needing my services again. Mark my words. And I will be waiting.
>This cosmoline feels disgusting
>Like capitalism.

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>>33697146
"Why did you trust her to keep me safe when you deployed?"

>>33700757
Wrong 1903.

>>33697674
please don't shoot at signs you fuck

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"I know money is tight and you just recently got me and your license but please bring me to that local range soon~!"

>>33697131
Shoot me more faggot

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>>33697131
I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH! IT'S BEEN SO LONG! I DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE YOU!*Rifle is crying heavily and shuddering while sobbing.*

When I was 12 I got my first rifle, a Remington Model 700 SPS in .270 Winchester. Naturally, since my mother fears guns A LOT for some reason or other, Grandfather keeps it. Well, in 2012 when I was 16, I went hunting with my uncle and unbeknownst to me, he had a falling out with my grandfather. He told my grandfather to fuck off, and proceeded not to return the rifle to either my other uncle or grandfather. So five years later the cunt fuck either still has or pawned my rifle. From what I hear, the last time My cousin from that branch of the family tree contacted us, he was out of the house and on his own because the uncle was an ABSOLUTE neurotic headcase to him and he just said "Look, I don't know what I did to you, but you're a cunt, go fuck yourself."

>IS IT TIME FOR WAR?
No, rifle, not yet.
>THEN I SHALL WAIT FOR MY NEXT OILING.

>>33697246
ive had 275 offered to me for my 60 dollar nugget. i will never let go

>>33697131
>Don't think I can't hear that bitch FNX being smug downstairs
>Sure she's shot more but I got to kill that big router thing
>At least 1911 is nice
>When are you going to kill one of those loud ass 'yotes?
>Maybe a hard drive?
>Or one of the new target plates?
>You haven't even zeroed me yet, jerk

To be fair, only just found out the neighbors not only don't care about backyard gunfire, they want to join in.

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>oh hi, are you going to clean me? no? okay ill just sit here in the arm of the couch until we shoot again

>pictured

>>33697131
great fucking thread topic, op. today, at this moment, you are not a faggot.

>>33699944
people forget that most if not all mosins made before 1917 were made either by american companies like Remington arms or french arsenals like chatellerault because russian companies didn't have the tooling to produce mosins in sufficient quantities yet. In fact Russia was short of producing sufficient numbers of rifles all through WWI

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>>33697131
>Please shoot me more

10/22 sorry buddy I've been busy with AR's

>>33705002
>to produce mosins in sufficient quality yet

remember tool and die making was a young science at this point, and russia was then, as it is now, a giant 3rd world backwards nation

>why did you put me in the oven, there are better ways to remove cosmoline, anon
>ways that don't burn my stock

>>33705026
>"Third world backwards nation" he said of the nation that defined "second world" from 1917 to 1991.
You're still right, but I'd hesitate to call Russia backwards, they seem to just be more conservative, but they might be going down the same hole the entire western world's gone down since the fifties if some of the slights of Putin keep happening.

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Steel diet with brass desert... My previous owner at least worn me around.

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>>33705127
back before stalin brought them into the 20th century it was accurate to say so

now im just shitposting. picture unrelated to post content

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>You - soft little man. Commissar would eat you for breakfast and use your bones for toothpick.
>My last owner eat sawdust bread in Leningrad. Who do you think you are, eating sandwich and drinking beer like a capitalist swine?
>I have watched man bleed to death from stab. I know because I stab him.

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>>33704987
>Treating your gum like a cat.

I see nothing wrong with this.

>>33697131
>Stop shooting me you retard ! I should be in retirement !
>And at least clean me more !

>>33697131
"Wanna go shoot some trap again this weekend? You still have a couple boxes of shot sitting around." Yeah babe, I'll leave the AR at home, it can be our own special day.

>You have those figurines for a reason
>Why did you let it out on me
>DON'T LIE TO ME IT WASNT LUBE

>>33702204
Fellow snowcuck here. Just get the SKS, they're slowly going up in price over the last few years and it's a fun rifle.

Since you're not in a huge hurry, browse all the Canadian Tires and gun store you can to find one you like.

>>33697131
i waited 20 years in a grandpas closet to be taken out by some faggot who could barely shoot me and now never shoots me

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>>33704488
>>33697146
>>33697163
>>33697395
>>33697768
>>33697897
>>33700549
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>>33705069
>>33707450
>>33707346

This makes me sad

>>33697131
>HOL UP SON
>YOUS GOIN TO THE RANGE BUT AINT TAKIN ME
>OH I SEE LITTLE HOMEY
>YOU GOT THAT SIG AND NOW YOUR TOO GOOD TO BE SEEN WITH ME
>GET YO BITCH ASS OVER HERE AND TAKE ME TO THE RANGE, YOU KNOW I SOLVE PROBLEMS.
I was poor and young and stupid.

>>33709861
I'm not proud of myself. But I do inspect the little bastard from time to time.

>>33699143
kek

U so loyal ..
Still got mine, and still take it out and still accurate as fuck.

>>33697131
[spoiler]I hate you.[/spoiler]

>>33697131
>Why did you leave me in this strangers shed? It's cold and wet here, and I never get touched anymore... I thought you really liked me when grandpa gave me to you..
Living in your car fucking sucks.

" Yom kippur is soon "

>> Shut the fuck up baby Eagle!
>>I'm glad I sold you. Fucking Jewish knock off of a CZ!

" You know I never jammed though..."

>> Because you're Jewish, if it looked like a penny you'd stuff it in!

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Sorry about the whole "my firing pin broke and sprung out the back of the slide" incident. I can't help that I was born a Jimenez. You only paid $125 for me, you should have expected me to break after feeding me 47 rounds of Tula. I understand why you sold me, though. That black guy from fb was dumb enough to pay $200 for a broken gun anyway so whatevs.

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>>33704488
oh god anon, that is horrifying and tragic. I am so, so sorry for you.

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>>33697131
>What my first gun said to me when I was newgunz:

"DON'T YOU FUCKING CLEAN ME AGAIN! Either take me to the range or put me back inna fucking safe..."
[Grabs gun and clp]
"Really faggot? This is the third time this week >:("
>Mgfw

>>33699196
pull out the BHO and see if it's worn
If it's not, clean out the slot with a qtip or something and oil it

>haven't taken it to shoot but i am worried it might not chamber the last round.

maybe test it before spending money, dumbass

"You gotta find a handgun range that allows black powder!"

>>33704990
Can't say the same for you, Fagnon

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We learned to shoot together. You used to hold me when you were lonely. We used to go everywhere together. I was there by your side even when you slept. All I ever wanted was to be there for you when you needed me... Now it's dark and I miss you. Can you please hold me again, Anon. Please. Just come back.
>Why wasn't I good enough for you :'^(

>>33714433

/k/ a magical... p-place...

Sorry, accidentally got cosmo in my eyes... that's all...

>>33697131
>please hurry, i'm waiting for you to find me, i can't wait to have a better life with you... someday...

>>33698614
>>33701483
Yes they do, Cricket themselves makes an adult sized replacement stock for their little .22s
http://store.crickett.com/adult-cricket-walnut/

When will I be fixed?
When can I be shot again?

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>"You sold us to buy plane tickets, to see a girl who broke up with you 2 months later"
>"Why did you do it?"
I miss my Mosin, SR22, Benelli, and my 10/22.

Learn from my mistake, don't ever fucking sell your guns because of some girl.

>>33697131
>You took me out just to watch Enemy at the Gates?

*angry russian noises about not getting to shoot a deer this year.* or

*angry southerner noises about being fed only birdshot*
I'm sorry that I'm broke and cant buy anything good, I promise I'll get you those expensive Italian shells you like.

>>33714604
I've spent a fair amount of money on dumb shit, but that's a new level of retarded.

>>33697661
>its probably nothing but rust
my father put a mauser in a shed twenty years ago, at some point it fell and speared itself barrel first into the dirt floor, thats where it stayed for two decades being pissed on by cats and lived on by mud dobbers.

Youd be surprised how well it cleaned up. I need to replace the bubbad barrel though.

>tldr; go look for it faggot

>Hey faggot, get back to making pinfire cartridges, the government is coming for your lebel this year.
>I'll be your ace in the hole but only if you stockpile some food.

>>33714772
what is it?

>>33714787
an antique two barrel break action shotgun
It's technically my first gun, even if I still consider myself to be nogunz (the lebel is also a museum piece) but it's in firing condition.

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>>33697131
"Thanks"

拍我 混蛋

>>33714772
>Making pinfire cartridges

Please elaborate on what one needs to do this.

>>33714873
you buy/make the casings and the pins and then you put powder in and loads.
Just like any ammunition making really.
here's a link: http://hlebooks.com/pinfire/pin01.htm

>"Was she worth it?"

Why did you let the vibrant youth steal me? We had so much fun together...

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>>33697131
"So are you gonna take me out to shoot some white tail like your grandpa did, or are we just gonna shoot silhouettes at the range again?"