So, how many of you faggots are /k/ontractors?

>>33697081
Top kek. Link pls.

That's a high scope.

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link fag i want to call

potentially epic prank material.

>>33697081

holy fuck i hate living in florida

>>33697081
Kid looks 12

>>33697081
Is it just me or is that guy a midget?

>>33697081
I dunno about being a contractor, but I have a semi-lib virtue signaling aunt who pays me to LARP as armed security at her charity events and fundraisers. "To keep the shifty (read: black) folk in line."

Stand around for a few hours in nice clothes with a holstered pistol to make like $150. Not bad desu.

>>33697081
Is this Peace Walker cosplay?

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Did this just turn into a florida thread?
>Volusia reporting in

palm harbor reporting in

>>33697374
That guy can't be taller than 5'6"

>>33697656
i think im going to dress my dog in people cloths now.

>>33697179
For you.

>>33697374
Nah, that AR is a .50 BMG

>>33697081
I was for a while. Done with it now.

>>33697081
>that scope

okay.

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>>33697081
>ninjutsu

>>33697632
>LARPing
what happens if your live action role play turns into live action?

>>33697081
Don't make me summon CombatBeard to beat your little hipster ass Zedhead

>>33697081
>Can provide any service


except not being a manlet

>>33697179
gives a good neck weld

>>33697632
Do you get free snacks?
If yes, how can I get in on this deal?

>>33697785
he said its in florida, he'll be fine

you guys should visit the group "private military and security people" on facebook

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>>33697810
Who you callin' hipster, you fruitcake!?!
And if you have that furry faggot on comms, as him whycome he don't write.

>>33697081
Private security contractor here
I do state side because fuck sand box and 3rd world shit holes
It's worth the huge pay cut

>>33697909
>private security contractor
>stateside
Keep that outlet mall safe.

>>33697909
What the fuck do you even do stateside

>>33697858
Considering that Florida doesn't have open carry and there are restrictions on armed guards, if he isn't licensed he might have a bad time.

>>33697785
Violent poor people removal.

>>33697858
>>33698012

Im in Ohio, actually.

>>33698092
You're fucked then.

>>33697967
>>33697987
Munition depots and "doesn't exist" R&D buildings

>>33698150
lmao

>>33698164
I'll trade staring at weapons in the states and coming home every night than the oper8or fantasies

>>33698176
Get out now.

>>33698176
How did you get into private security?

>>33698328
it is a funny story but I will give you the short version
>work inna ghetto as EMS
>make a lot of friends
>leave that company for a better one
>still stay in touch with a mil buddy
>he said he works for a PSC but I dont believe him
>after a year I get a lot of certs, become an EMS instructor and supervisor
>buddy gets promoted to account manager for said company
>calls me once a month asking me to work for him, upper management wants EMTs
>call him a faggot but after 6 months I decided to interview
>turns out he wasn't lying
>ace interview, ace all tests, have all required stuff except I am not former military
>buddy vouched for me and I was civil air patrol (I know im a faggot) so they waived it
>passed weapons qual
>filled out SF86 and later got granted SECRET
>transferred to other clients with more fun toys

>tl;dr
I knew someone and they were looking for EMTs to fill their ranks

>>33697081
i was once a contractor. we did night shift cleaning in a grocery store. then i got fired for getting caught sleeping on the clock.

>>33698798
Literally every PMC is looking for people. You just have to have experience and at minimum EMT training and medical abilities.
You don't come asking here if you want to get into it.

Sick of this call of duty generation thinking they're operator.

>>33699722
on average do more psc/pmc/security/whatever the fuck they want to be called companies need anyone with technical experience for equipment maintenance or do they just go through conventional means? i've never been able to figure this out.

>>33697656
>>33697682
Fucking dogposters. Do you think I have any interest in your walking infection ?

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>>33697081
>Ninjitsu

>>33698798
>>ace interview, ace all tests, have all required stuff except I am not former military
>>buddy vouched for me and I was civil air patrol (I know im a faggot) so they waived it
>>passed weapons qual
>>filled out SF86 and later got granted SECRET
>>transferred to other clients with more fun toys

want to know hiw I know you're lying?

Holy shit im in psl

>>33697908
Don't you dare take the name of hipster in vain!

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>>33697785
He rolls right out of there

>>33697081
One time I got a massage from an Asian lady in her 50's. I pinched her ass. She came back and put a condom on me. We fucked.

She finished the massage. Told me my dick was beautiful. Then she tried to jerk me off but I can only cum once in 10 minutes.

True story.

>>33697908
Fuck I hate this place sometimes