What do you cuddle when you go to sleep, /k/?

>>33693731
I unironically want one of those.

>>33693731
My wife.
I'm tired of all you babies ruining my board.

>>33693748
Don't we have a plush russian spam can seller floating around?

>>33693762
Fucking normies

REEEEEEEEEEE

>>33693731

I have a favorite blanket I sleep with year round no matter how stuffy and uncomfortable it can get.

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>>33693731
a sheep

>>33693731
A doggo and a winchester 94

my boyfriend <3

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>>33693731

When will we get a moab pillow?

>>33693731
my dog

>>33693934
Fag.


......anyway, I spoon my girlfriend while her cat lays next to my head.
Post some cool /k/ shit for me to through on my bed OP

>>33693993
That would actually be pretty awesome. I would totally buy one if it were big enough for a king sized bed

I sleep with my fluffy Shetland sheepdog up by my head and my long hair German Shepard by my legs grooming them is hell but Man is it great in the winter

>>33693830
>>33693748
http://www.thecrimsoncaravan.com/store/c16/Clothing_and_Bedding_.html

>>33694123
Plush antitank mine, plush MOAB, plush backpack radio, etc

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My plush m72 LAW

>>33694170
does it extend?

>>33693868
Welsh or Kiwi?

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>>33694177
[/k/doesn'tfuckinghavespoilersandneverwill]Iowan[/k/doesn'tfuckinghavespoilersandneverwill]Applies to cows as well, their ears are really soft

>>33694123
this.
>>33693993
make it happen

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>>33694170
>Not a plush M202 Grim Reaper
git gud scrub

>>33693731
I like to gather up all my jackets, wrap them up in a blanket and pretend it's someone else.

>>33693731
>Sold out
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>33693731
I've been sleeping in my shitty scratchy bitch of a chest rig with all mags. It is annoying but each time it becomes easier. Might as well make myself acclimated to a rig. Doesn't really annoy me but makes my body more comfortable to having it on.

Hitler

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I sleep with my Russian mail order brides

>>33694244
My is more realistic proportions, and has a sling. LAW wins like always

>>33694170
w2c?

>>33693731
I just stick my hand down my pants. Aka the Al Bundy.

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myself

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>>33694665

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I've got a yukari dakimakura, but I really wish I could have purchased the 1/1-scale 7.5cm KwK 37 tank round dakimakura they made. But they only sold that at like, one event in Japan, and in limited quantities.

>>33694479
Internet

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With myself, op, but I move around like this to generate more heat and therefore imagine someone else is there too.

I hug my pillow and occasional run a finger down behind my ear like my girlfriend used to

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>>33694934
...

Two words my friends, "the Woobie"

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>>33693731
Stuffed bear and my woobie.
>tfw stuffed battle buddy always watching your back

>>33693954
Source?

>>33694934

dem feels man

>>33695064
It was made for a Girls und Panzer event

My woman. Or my marlin 336 depending on the day (I have issues)

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>>33693762
>the wife that probably nags you to death every time you spend too much time at the range
>the wife who you have to get approval of before you buy a new gun
>the wife whos probably gonna be fucking Tyrone in a few years, divorce you, take all your guns in court (or just file a restraining order on a falsified report), and end up selling them for a quarter of their value to a police gun buyback program to be melted down

You're risking everything just to have reliable access to pussy. You are putting filthy roastie flesh higher on your priorities than the magical metal, polymer, and wood of your raifus.

Wives are not /k/ unless they are 2d. Get the fuck off my board you fucking normalfag cuck.

>>33695150
That guys kinda gay because he was pretentious enough to say

>My board

Nothing wrong with having a wife though. You just gotta lay the law down.

>>33695165
Cant lay the law down when (((feminism))) has spread and dug its painted claws into society at every level, including legal, ESPECIALLY regarding marriage law

just keep roasties at a 15 foot minimum distance and have sweet loving sex with your raifus

>>33694146
>all out of stock

Wow, it's fucking nothing.

>>33695121
Cool, thanks!

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>>33694754
Fuck, it's 4:30 am, I'm sitting on the toilet, and that fucking image made me audibly kek. I have roommates still awake.

Also pic related. I hate that /an/ tier stuffed animals are so goddamn hard to find/expensive. That fox was more expensive than my nugget.

>>33693889
Usually, but doggo could not to college.

>>33695150
Dude, its like you dont want some children which learn to love guns by their parents.

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Plush Armory was the seller for the spam cans and ammo cans. Looks like they have added a few things since starting out with the spam cans, but they still haven't done the A-10 plush. I guess they never got a manufacturer to make it right.

>>33695064
https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2013-05-03/girls-and-panzer-gets-hugging-pillow-of-an-armor-piercing-shell

>>33693731
ur mom lol

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>>33693731
Gf

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Asian pro-gun gf and her doggo + like 3 or 4 stuffed food pillows she collects. Keep the AR leaning against my side of the bed though.

>>33694286
>condor
Stop posting

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>>33695855
every. damn. thread.

>>33693830
>buying things
>not needleworking one yourself
Capitalist scum

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a m1 garand with rifle grenade

>>33693731
i just roll my top blanket into a tube and pretend it's someone who loves me ;__;

>>33694110
>Having a gf
No anon, you are the fag.

>>33693731
My tactical pillow that has an HK USP inside.

>>33694934
Your life makes me feel better about my own life.

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>>33695150
>the wife that probably nags you to death every time you spend too much time at the range
Literally never happens. She actually tells me I don't have enough time to enjoy my hobbies.
>>the wife who you have to get approval of before you buy a new gun
Nope.
>the wife whos probably gonna be fucking Tyrone in a few years, divorce you, take all your guns in court (or just file a restraining order on a falsified report), and end up selling them for a quarter of their value to a police gun buyback program to be melted down
So what's her name, how did she hurt you? You can share with us.
>You're risking everything just to have reliable access to pussy. You are putting filthy roastie flesh higher on your priorities than the magical metal, polymer, and wood of your raifus.
You're placing inanimate objects over companionship and continuation of your race.
>Wives are not /k/ unless they are 2d. Get the fuck off my board you fucking normalfag cuck.
R9k sounds more like your board actually you autistic faggot.

>>33696550
>Implying r9k isn't filled to the brim with normalfags

>>33693731
handgun

>>33693731
When she's over, gf, when she's gone my Garand. They both love me shove something in them

>>33696387
Comfy but get that ar up in the bed desu.

>>33696496
I love you

>>33695150
Dude, /r9k/ is right down the hall

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>>33696612

>every 8 strokes she makes a loud PING! noise

Cosmoline Daki

>>33696416
Don't complain to me that your mom needs good loving.

>>33696550
>valuing the continuation of the race over your personal enjoyment of life
You're a worker bee

>>33693731
My favorite gun and my waifu.

>>33697050
thanks bud, but could you get in bed with me? long-range lovin isn't my style.

>>33693731
I cuddle my beloved RK 95. Being a conscript in the Finnish Defence Forces has its merits.

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>>33698126
>Finnish Defence Forces

>>33693731
Galil dakimakura and an FNX-45 tactical/x300u/RMR combo with patented Squish™ grips

>>33698159
>(Denmark)
What the fuck.

>>33695150
PRAISE BE TO THE /k/UBE

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>>33698126

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>>33698126
>Finnish
How does it feel to protect the country that inexplicably commands so much of meme culture?

>>33698682
Feebs goooob man :DDDD

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>>33698876
Post your Spardes.

>>33694146

>claymore out of stock

>>33700591
Who else sells?

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>>33698682
As >>33698876 said, Feebz goooob man :DDD

>>33694744
>be crack smoking faggot
>have animu body pillow

>>33693731
My FAL. I named her Emily.

>>33693762
I'm 27 and single.
Fuck off.

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This beauty right here.

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>>33694138
Smelling like dog everywhere you go

People can smell you, and they don't like it. You're clothes, you're bed, you're furniture - it all smells. Doggos belong outdoors, let them inside to sleep in king size dog bed. It is nature's way

>>33694213
Id love to go up to that cow and give its udder a big slap

Would the cow freak out or like it? I'd really like to know the answer to this

>>33694744
How freaked out would uni roommate be if i purchased one of these hentai pillows? I think i could play it off as a gag gift until he wakes up to find me snuggling with it

>>33695332
Nice!

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my snider

>>33704854
Pls respond

>>33704899
With pointy thing or without pointy thing?

>>33704908
with out

>>33698212
Greenland is part of the Kingdom of Denmark

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I keep pic related under my pillow in case of Dindu.

A dakimakura of Youmu Konpaku and a semi-automatic 12 gauge.

I sleep soundly.

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under pillow

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>>33705730
Fuck yea, BK7 bro

>>33694123
>22,000 fucking pounds of cushions

Yeah, go ahead and sign me right the fuck up.

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>>33705780
Mine's a BK9, this thing's a beast even with these shitty slippery stock handles

Nice handles on yours btw w2c

>>33694286
Are you fucked?

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>>33695150
Not him, but also cuddle my wife.

>no nags because range time together
>no aproval for guns and gear because she knows 'the need'
>very 'conservative thinking' about fucking outside and 'social groups'

Few times posted pic related