tax return

>>33688189
http://www.gunbroker.com/item/638686233

>>33688189
You should open a Roth IRA and invest in your future.

>>33688189
Stop drinking beer it's such a waste of fucking money

>>33688282

Stay single, don't have kids and never live in any of the turbo-progressive cities.

Congratulations, you can retire.

>only $300 tax return
where do you work, mcdonalds?

>>33688502
>Not having to pay the government a small amount

You like giving out interest free loans?

>>33688335
>Stop drinking beer it's such a waste of fucking money

Bad goyim! Be silent and let me take the man's money!

>t. guy who runs a side business selling overpriced """craft""" beer to hipster.

>>33688525
Dude it's okay if you're poor

>>33688502
>Implying I want some big return and wouldn't rather just keep all my money throughout the year.
What, are you stupid? I'm not even the OP, but a big tax return isn't something to brag about.

>>33688502
I work at a wrecker yard and towing company.

>>33688525
I may not be all that book smart but filling out lots of forms to get own money back is something that really sucks.

>>33688534
Don't worry, anon, this is /k/, almost nobody on here is willing to spend enough money to buy your beer.

Keystone Ice is just as good after all.

>>33688502
no, he just knows how to properly fill out a w-4.

if you get a big refund it means you suck at money.

if you're paying quarterly and dont see a refund at all it means you're making tall coin.

>>33688189
Buy ammo fool, or use it to register an ar as an sbr and forget about it after you drink your 30 then you get a nice surprise later later.

>>33688502
Poor financial skills detected

>>33688502

Found the nigger

>>33688502
You do understand that people making 40-80k as a single file get shitted on by the IRS right? We feel lucky when we dont have to pay them. I only got $275 back, considering I paid $75 for the program and state return I feel I made out like a bandit.

>>33688502
>comes to thread to make fun of me
>gets told
>runs from thread
>callum doesn't look like so much of an idiot.

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>>33688189

>>33688458
>Stay single.

That's dumb as fuck. My rent is $1,400 a month before utilities, not that that is a lot but having my girlfriend pay half sure makes my fucking life easier.
Splitting bills with your woman is way more likely to end in you being able to retire assuming you are like most people and make less than $70k/year.

>>33688502
>tfw owed $700
I started putting in an extra $100 per paycheck, so that way I should get like $1000 back next year. Just kind of a way to save, I can put that in savings or blow it on a cool gun or ammo or some shit.

>>33690195

A roommate is a substantially cheaper and infinitely less volatile method of portioning living expenses. A roommate also won't expect you to propose in a few years, which is the ticking time bomb of every serious relationship.

>>33690433
write a prenuptial agreement if you're so fucking paranoid.

>>33690433
she's already riding someone else's cock. he'll be paying his own rent by himself soon enough.

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>>33688189
At least you got money back. I ended up owing like 7 grand.

>>33690453
prenups go out the window as soon as a child is born. wrap that rascal. otherwise it becomes whatever is in the best interest of the child, and if you've ever spent any time in family court, you'd know that the mother almost always wins.

best not to even go there in the first place.

>>33690453

Prenup or not you have to spend the entire marriage being incredibly vigilant.

Three easy ways to get fucked in a divorce are commingling, living in a community property state, and any time children are involved. Doubly so if she stops working to raise the kids, which is a huge fucking red flag these days.

>>33690473
>all that projecting
highschool sweetheart broke your heart eh?

>>33688189
I'm an accountant at the largest auditing firm in the world.

Getting money back from the government is a big "Im a fucking sucker" sign. Basically you gave your federal and state government an interest free loan for a year and got it back. Thats a fucking dumb as celebrating every time you get change back at the store.

>>33690714
so you should not file taxes..?

>>33690195
>That's dumb as fuck. My rent is $1,400 a month before utilities

Um, I pay 590/mo for house payment, that includes taxes and home owners insurance. 2 bdrm 1 bath house with den on first floor and basement and 1 car garage. Its in a pretty good subdivision of a city of 120k. So what is dumb now?

>>33690737
File taxes. Owe 0, get 0 back. It taxes a few years and some hard thinking, but if you are smart you can figure your % withholdings and such to get back 0 and owe 0. Hell even owing a couple hundred is better than the government making money off of you.

>>33690748
Am I supposed to tell my employer to not take taxes out of my paycheck? I don't understand what you're saying

>>33690766
no you nigger. You tell your fucking employer "hey withhold a little less (insert a fucking percentage)". You now are withholding less money, which means you will receive less of a refund (aka not give the fuckings jews free money to squander.)

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Why do I always get fucked

Payment Due $ 6,417.00
| Penalty/Interest $ 70.00
| Balance Due With Penalty/Interest $ 6,487.00
| Effective Tax Rate 21.99%

>>33690748
My only fuck ups in this are my bonus.

Automatic 40% withheld

>>33690817
hmmm that is tough then, but this is why people hire accountants. Online software does not account for difficult situations. You can really save alot more but hiring a competent accountant.

>>33690817
Visa debit gift cards. $500. Then take them to Walmart and get a money order, pay by debit card.

>>33690784
Where on the w-4 does it let you do that if you don't qualify for any allowances?

>>33690747
>I pay 590/mo
ok, so you obviously live in a state that has shit wages.
Here in WA where shit is more expensive than California, you couldn't even rent a closet for $590/month.
Granted I could move and it would be cheaper, but you obviously live somewhere that has extremely low rent prices.

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>>33690785
>Effective Tax Rate 21.99%
That's it? I'm at 33% you mother fucker

>>33690433
>A roommate also won't expect you to propose in a few years,

That's quite an assumption there.

>>33688534
kek the closest I get to """"craft""" beer is Lagunitas for a dollar a bottle at Costco

>>33688502
If he did his return would be higher. The less you make yearly, the bigger tax return you get (you qualify for a bunch of shit when your poor)
I got fucked because I withdrew my 401k (left my job and wanted to by photo gear and guns lol) so I got penalized by state and federal and got raped and only got $400 (made 46k last year)
Worst return ever , when I was 15 barely making 20k a year I was getting 1000-1300 when I was 15-16. Once I got a good paying job that dropped. I claim one and always have.

>>33688189
A beretta police trade in

>>33688189
I hate to break it to you but your money might not be legal tender

oh wait nevermind kys you pathetic tripfaggot

>>33688189
>Motion picture use only

If you get $300 from a tax return you should focus on not being a lazy fuck instead of blowing your pennies as you get them

Adults get tax returns of several thousand

>>33692133
adults who literally dont understand financial planning and accounting in the slightest bit. Yes those adults.

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Makarov

>>33690766
You do know that if you don't pay 90% of your taxes before you file then ypu pay a penalty, right?

I swear most people don't understand the basics of income taxes. They'll say shit like, "I don't want to get bumped into the next tax bracket," as if all their income is suddenly taxed at that rate.

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>getting a tax return and living in debt from car/credit card/school payments for eternity... lol
how's about a redpill debt slaves?

https://youtu.be/nHnu3svqegM

>>33692133
>Adults get tax returns of several thousand

Retarded adults do.

>>33692133
fucking dumbass, those "adults" are living paycheck to paycheck, enjoy your fucking airline miles