Meanwhile in 1st Century Roman /k/

>>33675431
At least I can fight from my formation. Lol also your pleb soldiers are soo poor you need to buy them their equipment.

>>33675431
Piso did nothing wrong yo

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Daily reminder that emperor Tiberius is indeed /our guy/

>>33675431
>tfw your commander decides to be a heretic and asks some Jewish messiah to heal his servant
What the fuck is up with these Jews and their messiahs? I swear fuckers just fall out of the sky.

I heard from a tribune that the gladius is just a fad. He said some legions are gonna switch back to the sarissa before the next election. Won't be long before the entire army's back to the phalanx.

>>33675584
I hope he still participates in the sacrifices, noticed any bad omens recently?

>>33675614
Nah, nothing yet, his servant actually got better but I just chalk that up to modern medicine.

I doubt this "king" of the jews will catch on, Jupiter will always reign supreme.

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>tfw a bunch of jewish loonies hold themselves up on Masada plateau.

>tfw your commander decides you need to siege them and force them out.

>tfw you spend a year building a siege ramp and siege tower.

>tfw you finally make it inside the fortress and the Jews have already killed themselves.

>mfw

>>33675530
Have fun getting flanked with your "one deployment, no adjustment" shit formation m8, go fuck a kiddo.

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>Hiticus ckokus XLV will die in our lifetimes

who /sonofhades/ here?

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>>33675659

More like

>mfw

>>33675659
I hoped that shit died with Maccabee, will there ever be peace in Judea?

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>>33675584
All mockery of jews and their one god shall be kept to an appropriate minimum!

>>33675750
They are incompatible and unwilling to assimilate, I for one hope the Flavians come up with a final solution!

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>>33675431
IV V

fuck the ncr

Caeser is a tyrant, I wish someone based would rally the senators to stab him in unison.

Whoever can achieve such a feat would surely be held in very high regard.

In fact I bet women from all the patrician families would be lining up to suck my c-his cock

t. Marcus Vunius Qrutus

>>33675431
>A carthaginian intrudes on your villa at midnight
>Steals your amphora of wine
Quid faciam?

>>33675877
laugh because that's my
defricatus urina utrem

Daily reminder that the Gauls did nothing wrong

>>33675940
besides rebel against legitimate roman rule.

>Tfw Christians reject pagan gods but have a pantheon of saints that's starting to look like polytheism

Lmaoing at your death cult.

>>33675584
what you talking about jew's rejected jesus and asked the Romans to crucify him

>>33675972
>legitimate roman rule.
what defines legitimate?

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>be in iberia
>non est me starts playing

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>>33675677
>Implying we don't use cliffs to cover our flanks

At least our spears don't bend. Now plz scurry back to your orgy with your sister and cousin Emperorfag.

>>33676083
There were dozens of "messiahs" popping up in Judea around that time. The pharisees and sadducees, aka jewish authorities, opposed these messiahs but plenty of jews followed along with them. Jesus of Nazareth just happens to be the one whos message stuck and gained the most traction. He may have actually been an amalgamation of several different messianic figures. We have no historical records of an individual named Jesus apart from the bible and some of Josephus's writings mentioning his followers gaining traction in Judea.

>>33675584
>20 AD

But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one...

...but ffs don't buy some fudd sword or some Jamal-tier junk.

Why are Praetorian guards such uppity snobby cunts?


Ooooo you get to guard Senators all day, you get to dress like a flamboyant little greek, FUCK YOU.

Anyone that leaves the Legionary Cohort to guard senators and eat grapes is a cuck

>>33676191
Hahaha look at this faggot! My cock is in his mouth, it penetrates his ass!

>>33676503

You like to penetrate the ass of males because you enjoy it, not because you wish to mock

Haha, everybody laugh at the boy loving athenian

>>33676717
It is only gay to suck dick, take it up the ass and lick a woman's flower, you plebeian.

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>>33675431
How will Tiberius subjugate these barbarians. They are bringing in crime, they bring psychedelic substances and some, I assume, are good people.
I don't think Germania will ever amount to anything. We cannot let them into our country since they cannot integrate and should not even be hired as auxiliaries.

>>33676865
Tiberius is a comedian. He wasn't even elected by the Centuriate Assembly!

>>33675692
Underrated post

>>33676242
Well then why didn't you do that when we took your anuses at macedon?