Baton Thread

>>33674157
Bullets

thats probably the only blunt weapon that can be considered "modern"

i have a crappy cheapo 16 inch expandable baton, utterly useless for its purpose but its fun as fuck to flick out and pretend to beat hippies with

>>33674175
/thread

>>33674157
>What is /k/'s favourite modern blunt weapon?
Extensible batons suck OP. They break after a few hard blows.

>>33674184
maybe with a crappy chink knockoff or if you smack it against a fucking solid surface.

an asp used against a human body will last for a good long while.

Monadnock PR-24AL

>>33674178
>thats probably the only blunt weapon that can be considered "modern"

>what is a tactical hammer

File: cane.jpg (1MB, 2282x1521px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2282x1521px

>>33674157
Leaded walking stick. A gentleman's weapon suitable for hooks, locks, and bashing. Optional 12ga zipgun under the crook handle in the body of the cane for extraordinary brutes.

File: look at this dumb fucker.jpg (26KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 480x360px

>>33674214
>tactical hammer

File: large_000000 (1).jpg (19KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 800x600px

>>33674178
The spring effect is so potent it's specifically forbidden to even own in some countries

>>33674157
Nokia 3310

File: whipbaton.jpg (13KB, 450x450px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 450x450px

If i could use this at work, i would. It causes so much damage.

>>33674480
>Hit someone
>BRBRBRBRBRBRBBRRRRRRRRRrrrrr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJfBxfMblM4

File: serveimage.jpg (61KB, 1500x915px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 1500x915px

>>33674308
What's so funny about that?

Too tactical for you?

File: 1487219455642.jpg (12KB, 267x323px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 267x323px

>>33674480
my grandfather had one of those, holy shit do they fucking hurt

>>33674157

24 inch piece of steel rebar.

>>33674484
I cracked a smile

big fan of batons. I recently just beat the shit outta a group of dindus while on a roadtrip using one of those.

>>33674157
I like big wrenches.
You can get big ones for a few dollars at junk yards and gypsy sales.

Baseball bat

Are the coiled batons still produced? When I was a kid, we'd get catalogs full of mall ninja shit. There were some ridiculous stun guns and coiled batons as well. Apparently, the can shatter bones pretty easily, which explains why I haven't seen them in the wild for decades.

>>33676957
Apparently they are. They seem different now, though.

>>33676957
Posted upthread, breh.

>>33674420
Plz elaborate with a video

>>33674499
>tacticool
ftfy

>>33674175
Why does every single thread that has a non-modern firearm have this as the first post.
>bows
>GUNS R BETRE
>swords/knives
>GUNS HAHA H
GOT U

>>33677260
>Some autist in some thread two years ago totally claimed that swords are better than guns
>Must defend my raifus honor

>>33677260
as annoying as it may be, can you refute the point that guns are the best weapon?

File: 41FUep26NtL.jpg (18KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 500x500px

>Anno Domini 2017
>Not carrying an aluminum tube filled with 6 D-cell batteries
>Not retaining plausible deniability because it's primarily a flashlight

>>33677552
I'm merely refuting the point that they are the best blunt weapons.

File: images.jpg (7KB, 194x260px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 194x260px

>>33674157

>>33674184
tell that to nancy kerrigan

>>33676670
Sure buddy, i went to the moon recently and ate some moon cheese

>>33677552

That's not the point being made. It's like asking about the best WWII fighter and someone spergs out and says MUH F-22

File: 1488956340478.png (277KB, 573x578px) Image search: [Google]

277KB, 573x578px

the Stick of Freedom

File: ball peen hammer.jpg (22KB, 450x466px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 450x466px

>>33674157

>>33677552

guns don't have infinite ammo, batons do

Millwall Brick

>>33674157
Brick in a sock.

>>33677889
Batons also break

>>33677622
>tell that to nancy kerrigan

One blow to a woman knee and it did not break?

WOW

They break after about three good wacks. All of them

>>33678134

Guns don't break?

File: escrima sticks.jpg (77KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 1000x1000px

>>33674157
literally a stick

>>33678993
IKR, it's not even a pointy stick.

>>33678993
is Escrima the most useful weapon martial arts in the modern world? you can't use a rapier this days.

File: Leather_Billy_Clubs.jpg (21KB, 534x251px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 534x251px

I wish these were still legal.

>>33674420
a metal sap/cudgel. fucking genius.

File: TonfaBaton.jpg (11KB, 734x600px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 734x600px

winner and still champion, though

>>33677552
No, but I can refute the point that guns are the best blunt weapon.

>>33674157
I keep a .38 in my glovebox but until I get my cwp I carry a 16 in ASP with me everywhere.

I've also trained MMA for a few years though so I feel like I'm more prepared for a physical confrontation than most of this board.

A baton is probably the best carry option when guns can't be considered.

You still have more reach than fist/knives, and you can get lethal if the need arise.

The thing is, if guns are illegal in your country, thoses probably are too. Just get an illegal gun in that case.

File: manriki chain.jpg (40KB, 360x360px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 360x360px

Not exactly modern, but I like my manriki chain. I can use it in a number of ways

>>33677882
The p e e n e r

>>33677552
Guns aren't always a realistic option to have and they cost a lot more.

>>33679738
Emergency anal beads?

File: 1488424845231.gif (4MB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 500x281px

>>33677552
Guns are a terrible blunt weapon. Look at this lack of substantial damage.

>>33679761
They're a bit too sharp and small for that, but maybe.

>>33679750
it is expected that as an able-bodied adult male, you have a fucking job

>>33679672
Most states require a cwp just to have your pistol in the passenger area of your vehicle.

>>33677552
autism

File: 1492044752121.gif (2MB, 288x288px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 288x288px

>>33679775
I concur.

>>33679785
you just need to build up your anus callous

File: pistol grip pump.jpg (867KB, 3072x2048px) Image search: [Google]

867KB, 3072x2048px

>>33677557
>Not retaining plausible deniability because it's primarily a flashlight
That fucking thing puts out 14 lumens, costs $10 to fill up, and all the coppers that were using them in Anno Domini 1991 have long since retired.
Best of luck at the trial.

>>33679846
But then you won't be as sensitive!

>>33677552
No, but if all I cared about was practicality I'd own literally 3 guns and one pocket knife.

File: 201401062025511.jpg (88KB, 660x371px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 660x371px

>>33679860
Maglite has an LED version.

There are also more powerful third party LED drop ins as well as more modern versions of the Maglite from other manufacturers.

>>33678084
Went to a Trump rally, had a bunch of free school newspapers stuffed in my bag, had a millwall brick (except longer, because I had alot of newspapers) made as I was walking out, ready to beat the shit out of some protester faggot. It never happened though.

Millwall bricks are no joke lol

File: 2Q==.jpg (3KB, 415x121px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 415x121px

>>33674157
>What is /k/'s favourite modern blunt weapon?- 67 posts and 19 image replies shown.

Can't go wrong with ole faithful

>>33678993

Sticks are shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQv_mCNkAbo

File: literally just a stick.jpg (1MB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1600x1200px

>>33680202
>ole faithful
>not a stick

try again

File: makelikeatree.jpg (61KB, 614x411px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 614x411px

>>33680132
That's the ticket anon.
A lightweight carbon fiber fleshlight/club from china.
It's only $60 direct from Hong Kong.
FREE POUCH!
What could go wrong?

File: BBV-826-BS_F.jpg (59KB, 887x1000px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 887x1000px

Professional hitter of other people here:

ASP is shit, not enough weight. The RCB is the only acceptable telescoping baton and actually holds up in a fight but I'm personally not a fan of telescoping batons anyway because you can't jab very well with them.

The PR24 is great though I'd say an Espantoon is the gold standard of impact weapon.

All this said, the advent of Taser's wonderful line of products has really pushed impact weapons to the wayside.

File: IMG_2538.jpg (1MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x2448px

>>33674157
ASP 21 extendo, keep one in my bag along with some other stuff. R8 10/10, especially good for breaking car windows

>>33679277
Is that supposed to be for fighting? It looks like something I would consensually use on my girlfriend's ass.

>>33674484
Is that the Seinfeld theme?

>>33680534
saps are flat so it won't fit up the butt very well. They're meant for police knocking people out without excess injury. They're no longer in use because they do, in fact, cause brain damage on occasion.

>>33679818
South Carolina doesnt, other states can blow me

I have a surplus British wooden police baton that is about as long as your forearm. I don't know how they made them, or if it's a good weapon, but holy Christ is that thing shiny.

File: batonfork.jpg (661KB, 2560x1689px) Image search: [Google]

661KB, 2560x1689px

Baton reporting in.

Any other 'blunt' weapon is literally too caveman criminal tier.

File: 1492232046623.jpg (59KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 640x640px

>>33681092

>The handle is not longer than the chains
pleb

>>33674189
Of course it will, it's a fucking snake

>>33680193
>>>33678084
>Went to a Trump rally, had a bunch of free school newspapers stuffed in my bag, had a millwall brick (except longer, because I had alot of newspapers) made as I was walking out, ready to beat the shit out of some protester faggot. It never happened though.
>Millwall bricks are no joke lol

>Millwall bricks are no joke lol

>no joke lol

>lol

>>33681340
It looks like a spanking implement not a dildo.

File: 1490912756452.jpg (41KB, 585x501px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 585x501px

Nothing is more effective than an Aluminium bat for vigilante work. Prove me wrong. While you desperately swing two 20 inch dildos at the knife wielding crackhead, I'm at a safe distance of at least 1 yard.

I keep a yard-long prybar from Ace Hardware in my car. Did I do good?

File: tmp_25991-Crowbar_worldmodel1506096570.jpg (56KB, 715x320px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 715x320px

>>33682547
Depends. What color is it?

File: DSC06343.jpg (384KB, 1300x975px) Image search: [Google]

384KB, 1300x975px

>>33674480
i bought a couple east german surplus ones when they were cheap, they are both lovely and horrifying.

>>33682547
ah Gordon Freeman! hope the headcrabs didnt give you any trouble on the way here.

>>33682634

Black, I believe. I think the handle is yellow?

>>33682749

Samefagging. No, the sticker on it is yellow, the metal is just black.

The Based Stick

>>33682691
>ribbed for maximum pleasure

>>33683798
until it flexes and you pinch something

>>33682691
It's like a giant weaponized doorstop

File: 1438904.gif (2MB, 425x481px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 425x481px

>>33682760
>The Based Stick

>>33685948
i can't find any pictures of stasi using them, damn secret police, but they are generally assumed to have been issued to them.

File: 1350489611-20049900.jpg (35KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 1000x1000px

>>33677879
A broom handle is not good enough, too long and it snaps like in the video, too short and its not heavy enough to hurt.

>>33674157
Anyone see that video of the trump supporter getting hit in the head with a bike lock? Those U-locks make a great improvised weapon.

>>33674157
MY DICK!
*semi flaccid most of the time

>>33679860

Actually it's 130 lumens and you can easily swap out the bulb and have an 1000 lumen light.

It's still a flashlight and if you use it at home, your car, or as a security guard in a self defense situation I fail to see how you'd get in trouble

File: 1466372441465.jpg (75KB, 544x531px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 544x531px

>>33677557
question: do you bonk people with the light end or the butt end?

>>33686952
The butt end.

You're supposed to wrap your hand around the tube near the light end, and rest the body of the flashlight on your shoulder. Then, if you need to use it, it's in a pretty convenient location to swing from without changing your grip.

>>33680534
I'm pretty sure there's a lead rod inside the leather

>>33680534

Black jacks or saps are filled with lead shot. Theyre like a small leather flail.

>>33674157
What is that German brand of baton that can really take a beating

I can't even own a fucking standard police baton in Commiefornia. It's a fucking felony.

>>33681092
Have fun using the worst fucking weapons ever invented.

File: pitposse_11_tire-iron-650.jpg (45KB, 650x650px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 650x650px

What do you think about a tire spoon?
>$5
>kinda hefty
>short, fits in pocket

File: flashball.jpg (80KB, 680x382px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 680x382px

>>33674157
>What is /k/'s favourite modern blunt weapon?

File: 66f49d231eb4d73e30c45f6e52fd6e4c.jpg (90KB, 500x610px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 500x610px

Secret Service beating some hippie ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rokSMbkGmcc

>>33677882
>peen
:^)

>>33689049
What the hell's DxE?

Either way I may not be a socialist but it was heartening to see obvious anarchists get arrested with public support

>>33681470
SC bro? Where at?

>>33689265
quick google
>Direct Action Everywhere: Total Animal Liberation | DxE

>>33674420
It being a spring does literally nothing other than make it more likely to hit the wielder. Well, that and it's less likely to break. But the spring actually softens the blow.

File: flat,800x800,070,f.u4.jpg (119KB, 788x800px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 788x800px

>>33688421

>>33688284
What are you talking about? That's not a glock.

File: Inglourious-Basterds-Baseball-Bat-Scene.jpg (75KB, 600x300px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 600x300px

>>33674157
Baseball Bat

Legal,Cheap, powerful, easy to use.

>>33693654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlw2YpBIq2Q
INGLORIOUS BASTARDS: THE BEAR JEW! IN HD

>>33677552
>can you refute the point that guns are the best weapon?
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4220eWR83Q

>>33689324
Lexington area. My job takes me all around though so I won't be staying much longer.

File: IMGP0155-2.jpg (434KB, 2209x3650px) Image search: [Google]

434KB, 2209x3650px

you knew it was coming

>>33682480
The advantage of expandable batons isn't combat effectiveness or reach, it's carryability and concealability. Unless you plan on shoving that bat up your ass it's going to be difficult to hide on your person.

>>33693706

>le funny contrary post

>>33693654

Can't really conceal carry that unless you're a hug3 gay Jew with an unending asshole

File: 20170419_062741.jpg (3MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3264x2448px

Monadnock 21 inch and riot baton.

Also, Idk why my images keep getting rotated.. whatever

>>33677882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRBwvIX7Sao

>>33677882
What's the round side for?

>>33686836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyjrUAimzZg

>>33695217
peening, duh
hence the name