*blocks your path*

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>" H- hi Jackson"

>hands him ar15
>ar15 constitutionally ratified

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>>33666392

IT'S ANDREW JACKSON! I'm your biggest fan. I really like how you kicked the Spanish out of Florida, paid off the national debt, and made all those filthy redskins pack up their shit and move out west.

*shows him a $20*

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>>33667048
:DD

>>33666392
>*swallow hard, wipe brow, prepare for incoming duel challenge*

Hide behind my cotton bale and don't say a thing.

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*Surrenders America, to America.*

>>33666392
Andrew Jackson was like he Chuck Norris of his time.

If Andrew Jackson blocks your path, it's blocked, you turn around and go the the other way, but OH NO, Andrew Jackson has some how teleported behind you and blocks the path you came from, you go left, he is there, you go right, he is there blocking the path. if you blink, he appears to have gotten closer to you while looking as if he's just standing there and had not moved an inch to break into stride.

If Andrew Jackson blocks your path, you just die.

>>33667323

We bought that land. Granted, no telling how many natives were on it. Probably not many, the new worlds plagues killed like 99% of the new worlds natives

>>33667291
WE FIRED OUR GUNS

>>33668567
BUT THE BRITISH KEPT A'COMING

>>33668526
>teleports behind you
Andrew Jackson confirmed obese Katana wielding weeb.

>>33668595

He didn't teleport. He was always there.

>>33667207
*Jackson committes suicide*

>>33668595
Pssh nothing personnell, squaw...

>>33668749
Wouldn't it be better to leave him on the bill since he hated banks?

>>33667207
>using black people as currency again

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>>33666392
>try to fire perfectly functional pistol
>malfunctions, dud powder charge
>try backup pistol
>same result
>almost beaten to death with a hickory cane

pic related

>>33668584
WASNT AS MANY AS THERE WAS A WHILE AGO

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>>33668866

>>33666392

no doubt he was a badass but also the first democrat president. if only modern democrats were like him

>>33669055
I used to scream this song in college whenever the limey foreign xchange students got uppity about these here United States.
No betterway to end an argument with them than "IN 1814, WE TOOK A LITTLE TRIP"

>>33669055
THEY RAN THROUGH THE BRIARS AND THEY RAN THROUGH THE BRAMBLES, THEY RAN THROUGH THE BUSHES WHERE A RABBIT COULDN'T GO

>>33669470
THEY RAN SO FAST THE HOUNDS COULDN'T CATCH EM. ON DOWN THE MISSISSIPPI TO THE GULF OF MEXICO.

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>>33669470

TUSK

>>33668866
>$20 now only worth $12