The most badass soldiers in history

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Contemporary sources list a much lower number.

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>>33666388

>>33666410
Still an impressive number

>>33666649
>Chris Kyle died from a schizo marine with PTSD for not talking to him and watching out
>Simo literally got shot with explosives and lived
Chris Kyle was good but still can't compare

It makes me sad.
But Audie Murphy is a fucking badass even though he's 5'5.
It's not fair.
Where are the actual men?
Why do Manlets get so many kills?

>>33668165
That's nothing. Apperently some 5'4" Georgian freak got 22 million kills singlehandedly

>>33666388
His is one of those cases where i'd like to see more concrete sources

>>33668324
THIS ISN'T ALRIGHT ANYMORE.
WHY THE FUCK DO MANLETS MAKE BETTER WARRIORS THAN ACTUAL MEN?
WAS I LIED TO THIS WHOLE TIME? I THOUGHT THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING WORTH LIVING FOR.

does this mean that anyone over 5'5 can't get loads of confirmed kills?

>>33668324
Ha, funny. But nothing compared to the fucking 5'6 Serb who killed over 18,000,000 with a single 380.

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only reason he got so many kills was that the russians had brown uniforms and he had white.
no skill, no extreme marksmanship. a child could've done that job.

>>33666388
gee this isn't something that's been talked about a billion times

Okay. Can someone PLEASE name a dude with a lot of kills that's over 6'2?
This had to be a joke.
Please tell me there is a badass that isn't a manlet

>>33671507
sorry but it turns out the MANlets are the most badass of men

>>33671507

Big targets die faster

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Manlets are achievers because they want to prove themselves to the world. Lanklets are complacent because they think it's enough to be tall.

Also, modern combat favors turbomanlets and endurance athletes, not lumbering 6'5 musclenegroes.

>>33671507
>tfw Napoleon complex drives men to kill

>>33668165
Manlet rage ain't nothing to fuck with.

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>>33668383
>lanklets
>good warriors
>ever
think about it anon, manlets are perfect for mechanized warfare. In this setting, having a significantly smaller profile is much more important that having higher average strength/endurance. Why do you think that all Soviet tankers/mechanized infantry were shorter than 5'6?

>inb4 lol all slavs are manlets
why do you think that is? Stalin didn't purge people based on their political affiliation, he purged people based on their height. His goal was to create a race of slavic gnome warriors engineered for modern combat, and if it wasn't for Khrushchev pushing for major plantations of corn in the Soviet Union, he might have succeeded.

you see anon, the Jews aren't the ones controlling the world from behind the scenes at all; manlets are the true ruling force in modern society. Their small stature allows them to keep a low profile and avoid suspicion. They could probably eliminate all lanklets globally within months, but they keep them around for matters of convenience (like reaching stuff on the top shelf when there's no stepstool around).

>>33669786
He actually was a good marksman though. He went to shooting clubs before hand and was known to be a good shot before he even started fighting the russians,

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>>33666388

>Enters navy at 12.
>first battle loses leg, amputated no anesthesics of course.
>Noproblem.jpg
>Loses left eye, no problem.
>Loses arm, no problem, keeps sailing
>Is the typical pirate image icon yet pirates feared him more than anyone.
> Has enough energy to defend and defeat cartagena de indias against the biggests amphibious force until overlord, bayonet charge included.

>>33666410
he sniped some and killed some with a suomikp as a nco

>>33666388
I'm a filmmaking student right now. I would love to make an accurate film about this man.

Gary Gordon and Randy Shughart

>>33669786
t butthurt yank

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These threads should always start with Lauri.

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>>33668324

>>33669786
I wouldn't oversimplify it like that, but he definitely had lots of things going for him.

>half of Red Army had been executed because MUH STALIN
>Familiar with territory, weapon, and his cause was his home: Homefield advantage
>Baltic states have always had a special way of biting the Ruskies/Soviets in the ass

>he totally killed six million people guys
>that's not a complete fabrication for propaganda purposes though
>trust me I don't need any actual evidence

>>33674182
>We must secure a Russian principality in Finland for the safety of Russian peoples
>Simo "the RusShoah" Häyhänick

>>33666388
Any spurdos of this guy? See him posted a lot around here.

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>>33669786
>only reason he got so many kills was that the russians had brown uniforms and he had white.
no skill, no extreme marksmanship. a child could've done that job

This is what vatniks actually believe hahaha

>>33674138
>Fought under three flags (Finland, Nazi Germany, and the USA)
>Got awards for his service under all three flags
This guy is a legendary badass. I wonder if there was anyone who top his achievements.
It was ashamed that he died in the Vietnam War though. RIP Lauri

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>>33675204
I think I have one more in the same style as OP pic
I collect spurdos and will open the first international museum of sparde :-DDDD

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>>33675587

>Smedley Butler
>"Hard Head" Hannekan

>>33675586
And he was a captain three times.

>White Death
Truly the scourge of his enemies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHReqKRvonE

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>>33671507
>Tfw the beta uprising will be fought by manlets
>Tfw humanity is screwed

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>>33669786
I've seen this attitude with Wittmann as well

>Nu-uh! He isn't a tank ace
>Most of the tanks he shot up were easy T-34's
>No skill required at all really
>t. Envious historian quoted on wikipedia

Like yeah that's real combat, you're not going to duel the enemy 1 vs 1 on the battlefield with the exact same equipment.

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>Try to join Luftwaffe
>Nein, too tall and old
>Join SS
>Mess around on the Eastern Front for a bit
>Get involved with special operations there and in the Middle East
>Eventually get assigned to rescue Mussolini in Italy
>Do so using a two seat Fieseler Fi 156...with three people crammed inside of it only being able to get airborne by diving down a cliff face and pulling up
>Work on a plot to kill FDR, Churchill, and Stalin but never get sent to carry it out
>Do some kidnappings of high-profile politicians
>Go into the Battle of the Bulge with Panthers dressed as M10 Wolverines and with SS soldiers wearing US uniforms
>Confuse American troops and get a bunch of generals forced to be confined to secure areas (Even get Monty arrested by the Americans)
>End of war
>Arrested and facing trial
>Escape from prison
>Help found ODESSA
>Try to give the peaceful life a chance...nah
>Possibly work with Mossad in the 1950s to carry out some assassinations in Egypt
>Move to Spain
>Get cancer, told never walk again, walk anyway
>Die in 1975, still get what amounts to a Nazi military funeral

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>>33676058
this

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans-Ulrich_Rudel
>Most combat missions flown by any pilot inn history, over 2,500
>Nearly 2,000 of those done in the Ju-87, other 500 or so done in the FW-190
>Had a bounty of 100,000 rubles placed on his head by Stalin
>Credited with destroying: 519 Soviet tanks, hundreds of trucks, a Soviet battleship, dozens of other small vessels, and nine Soviet aircraft
>Swam across a Soviet river i help a down squadron mate return to German lines
>Lost his leg at some point, forbidden by Hitler to return to combat, gets back into the air anyway
>Flee from Germany in 1946 to Argentina
>Work with some governments and militaries there
>Keep an active lifestyle of hiking, skiing, and mountain climbing (Keep in mind he's missing half his leg)
>Die in 1982, people in funeral's attendance give Nazi salute and Luftwaffe F-4 Phantoms fly over the site (West German Government Claims it was a scheduled flight)
Legend has it he was also giving input to Fairchild when they were designed the A-10.

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>>33676199
He also attached 37mm cannons under his wings

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>>33676366
I forgot it actually was Rudel's idea for the Kanonenvogel. One Junkers and the Luftwaffe took seriously enough to make.

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>>33668383
>actual men
>can't fight

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>>33669786
>brainwashed psycho killing civilians from roof tops with modern gear
>national hero

>>33676058
Overrated boasting asshole, the Steven Seagal of the Third Reich.

The whole Mussolini thing?

Two(!) groups of Luftwaffe paratroopers plus his bunch of SS fucktards were sent on that mission, with his group being there just so Himmler shuts up and stops whining. Through sheer luck his glider landed the closest to where a bunch of inept and very likely tipped off beforehand pastaniggers were standing around, waiting to drop their arms and surrender at the first given opportunity.

To crown this already too easy mission he forced his inept ass into the Fieseler Storch assigned to fly the Duce to safety.

The real hero is the pilot who managed to not crash the plane despite it being overloaded because someone decided he should be in the newspapers.

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heinrich severloh