/k/ringe thread? I got a lot on this guy if youre interested

Cringe >>33652800

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>>33652818

>>33652800
I can't even blame the guy, though. Would you even try to continue a relationship with a gun-grabber? Maybe a hookup, but not a relationship.

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>>33652851

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>>33652851
He is the dumbest marine in the world

>>33652874
>>33652800
The only thing cringey about this is you OP. Why you posting this dude? There isn't anything weird or cringey about it. In fact it's 10x weirder that you're stalking his profile and posting his pictures to a Japanese Basket Weaving Forum

>>33652851
I think it's refreshing to see a guy actually shoot a bitch down instead of just slobbering after pussy

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>>33652818
Heres a story that totally happened

>>33652874
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>>33652906
People are pretty fucking removed from what you have to go through to use your GI Bill. Like they just see the cool part of it. Oh, easy money. They totally missed the 4-5 years of absolute suck you went thru to get it. That's America for you

>>33652842
reps for calves

>>33652800
Yeah, this guy is motarded, but you're the straight cringe inn this scenario. Like, you don't have anything better to do than stalk this guy's Facebook? What did he Chad your hs crush or do you secretly want to suck his dick?

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>>33652892
>Ruth's Chris Steak House
>sheer ambiance, delicious food, and all that Upscale Chicago and Rush Street has to offer
>Johnnie Walker Blue Label

Thinks he is "classy gentleman", but is garbage.

>>33652895
100% this. This isn't even 30% cringe. The guy seems about as well-adjusted as you can expect from a Marine. Nothing you'e posted is particularly outside of normal.

>>33652895
/thread
OP is a faggot

>>33652800
Lets see your DD214 OP

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>>33652910

>>33652991
Iktf. Wish you could cuff a bitch that pulls that shit

>>33652892
>Upscale
>Rush Street

Did this guy fuck your mom or something OP?

>>33652874
Kek how small is that guy.

>>33652917
Fucking. Please. I can tell you that I enlisted 100% to be a welfare queen and it's gone as well as I wanted it to.

>>33652895
>>33652935
>>33652942

Are you niggas high? This shit is cringy as fuck.

>>33653307
That's because the Army has turned into a kush fuckin fruitfest and you don't even have to fret looming deployments and never ending training cycles. Shut your face

>>33652874
Fuck any contrarians ITT. This is cringey marine shit

>>33653330
>>33653347
This is just dudebro shit. The only thing I'm cringing at is your need to feel good about yourself in comparison.

>>33652917
>People are pretty fucking removed from what you have to go through to use your GI Bill. Like they just see the cool part of it. Oh, easy money. They totally missed the 4-5 years of absolute suck you went thru to get it. That's America for you

This is so true that even my long term girlfriend (10 years) catches herself saying the same bullshit because I used the Post 9/11. When I first started going to school she would start to say "well not everyone gets to go to school for free" and then I'd have to remind her of the last six fucking years and she would correct herself.

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Glad to see im not the only one that hasnt seen any real cringe in this thread

>>33652991
>>33652874
>>33652800

n e e d l e s s t o s a y

>marine is an aggrandizing braggard
Color me surprised.

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>>33652800
>if she don't gun, she ain't the one.
Aside from constant Marine references, this man speaks the truth.

>>33652991

Aside from posting on facebook about it, Alpha

>>33653330
Yea the shit that you are talking is cringy as fuck

>>33653330
>This shit is cringy as fuck.
This. Guy is a sperg who happens to not be morbidly obese which puts you above 90% of men these days. Once he gets on a date the sloots realizes he's a le supreme gentlemen fedora sperg that they have nothing in common with so they ignore him.

He needs to chill the fuck out and dress normal instead of crying about whores while presenting the complete dudebro aesthetic that they go for.

>>33652800

except that's not really unreasonable. anyone who thinks 'guns should be banned' isn't fit to raise children with.

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>>33653347

>>33652851
i would not, imagine the constant shit you would get. not worth at all

>>33653347
Dude I'm in the marines

Did you hear me?

I'M A MARINE

DUDE CAN YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING?

I AM A MARINE

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>>33652800
This guy seems based as fuck actually.

Would hang out with/5

>>33653362
im constantly catching my WIFE who was there with me threw half of it act like "oh it wasnt that bad".

the VA and my dd-214 would like to have a word with you.

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>>33652874

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>>33653442
>people drinking peace tea over arizona

>>33653559
That's the thing. He's so fucking insecure he has to post about his made up alpha male exploits on facebook.

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>>33652800
Your cringe thread is like a little baby, watch this...

OP is such an insecure fuck he has to stalk a dudebro's fb for approval

>>33652800
>>33652892
>>33652910
>>33653850
Jelly beta faggots

>>33653867
Heh at least I'm taller than him!!

>>33653857
Bumper stickers are like flypaper for retards, political/military ones especially.

>>33652892
>>33652933
This has to be some sort of cringe-based performance art.

I think we've found the next Supreme Gentleman.

>>33652917
There are things people talk about that aren't covered by the GI bill but are still the same in principle, like ROTC scholarships. Some of the people I knew in ROTC only ever did basic training, and were discharged right after graduating because the Army suddenly didn't need them. Seeing as their scholarships were predicated on a 4 year service contract, I'd say they got college nearly free.

>>33652851
currently am in one. it's strange. we started dating for 2 years, and then i started really getting into guns. bought an SVT-40 as my first rifle, before garbing a mosin and an SKS (Canadian here).

she flipped, and asked me to choose between them and her. i told her i wasn't going to choose, i intended to keep shooting and dating her.

three years later she's not thrilled, but puts up with my hobby. there has also been many arguments over it, as well i cant brig it up with her family who are major libs.

honestly its the only thing we don't see eye to eye on.

>>33652892
>dumbest marine
That's quite an accomplishment

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>>33653779
>drinking tea

>>33654487

>drinking poison in general

Water and maybe gatorade only.

>>33654523

And coffee

>>33652991
>Dearborn

How could he tell the waitress was attractive under the garbage bag she was probably wearing?

>>33653857
That guy kind of earned it though.

A little autistic, has bad taste in women and really likes to push the fact that he's a marine. Apart from that I don't think he's all that removed from your typical normie jarhead.

>>33652800
It is kinda cringy that he stopped dating a girl because she doesn't like guns as if guns are the only things he lives for and as if other qualities in a woman don't fucking matter at all expect the fact whether she likes guns or not. But it's not unreasonable that it would damper the mood a tad bit. It's also cringy that he feels the need to tell everyone he's a marine, loves guns, and shows off his muscles on top of the cringyness of bitching about his date on facebook to everyone.

So yes, OP, pic relate was pretty cringy

>>33654624
Naw he's a virtue signaling self-important faggot that's probably more entitled than the liberals he hates.

>>33654696
Pretty much every girl I've met who's vehemently anti-gun has been a piece of shit in numerous other ways. It's a great litmus test.

>>33653139
he is a 6'5" alpha

>>33652800
his rear sight is on backward

>>33654523
unless you live in flint then water is poison

>>33655085
Fuck flint and detroit, but the rest of MI is great.

>>33652800
I couldn't even read the damn text those groupings are so bad.

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Goddammit guys, why are Vets such fucking edgelords?

What do we do to fix this epidemic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KW7_V9I-OI

How is this /k/ related other than him being a marine?

>>33654487
I dropped Monster for heavily caffeinated tea and lost 10 lbs over a month.
I'm a fairly fit guy,(6ft 5in 224lbs) and I don't even know where that 10lbs came from.

Energy drinks are Garbage.

>>33655171
Top kek

>>33655155
>heavily caffeinated tea
Brand/Type? What's the most caffeinated tea?

>>33655084
His rear sight is a front sight, and is backwards. Why has no one pointed this out?
How the hell did he make it through rifle quals in the Marines and then install his sights backwards?

>>33655171
I'm so glad I'm not fat anymore

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>>33652800
>>33652842
>>33652874
>>33652892
Is the "cringe" the part where you mine some random well-adjusted Marine's facebooks for things you think your internet friends will laugh at?

>>33655068
>6'5"
Naw that's the circumference of his biceps.

>>33652874

This guy is a total faggot. Not all of us Marines are like that, by the way.

>>33655180
It's (Zest tea earl grey)
I'm my opinion, it's good shit
Doesn't have a crash or anything

Monster has like 70G of auger
Eliminating that shit was one of the best decisions I've made.

>>33655235
Darwin was so close.

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>>33655171
Jesus Christ.

If you're this fat and it's affecting your life so much, don't kill yourself like an idiot.

Instead, get a prescription for phentermine and fix your fucking diet. Watch TheRage191 on YouTube to get some much-needed motivation. Try the ketogenic diet, for example (inb4 it's a meme diet --- it's not; it really works).

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>>33654487
>>33654523
>>33655155
>>33655180
>not sipping

>>33655233
Here's the rest for your dubs

http://imgur.com/a/ZD4mf

>>33655252
Nigga, get a gym membership and just stay in the pool like all of the time.

>>33655253
>not sipping
Explain what you mean by that.

>>33655263
shit I'm surprised the album is still up after the """Scandal""""

>>33652895
>>33655237
>>33655233
>trying to turn your woman into a man
>virtue-signalling like a woman

it's like one guy and the worst of both worlds

>>33655263
Anyone else think her tits are too large?
Or is that much me?

>>33655263
This is gross

I'm hard, but I hated every last bit of that.

>>33655263
>>33655372
>tits
>too large
Not possible. If anything, the only issue would be the large puffy nipples if you're not into that, but size is good.

>>33655248
/k/ommando hard at work

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>>33655386

>>33655386
Previously on:
HOW TO BE A DUMBASS

>>33654624
How do you know that's not stolen valor?

>>33655386
this >>33655436 is perfect response

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>>33655386
Owwwy

>>33655372
Have you gotten tested for the gay lately, anon?

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>>33655483
Are you saying stolen valor-dudes are not cringeworthy?!

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>>33655390
>Not possible

Not everyone has shit taste like you Reddit tit pleb

>>33655386
>now she has two axe wounds

>>33655525
>Please give me flat 12 year old boys with vaginas
You can have them all you massive faggot

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>>33655536

>>33655158
>There is an inactive shooter at large

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>>33655521
It's just clothing bro :^)

>>33655386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_41mG-Mops
at about 1:18
doesn;t even look that bad

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>>33655536

>>33655386
why was she even trying to split that?

It looks perfectly small enough for that fire.

>>33655588
Checked

>>33655588
because she's retarded?

>>33655554
Operation: Wolf, my nigger!

>>33652917
Oh yeah man, 3 years of garrison was so bad. Guys with deployments within the last 8 years are the exception. Most people join with some cushy POG job and leave with full benefits after one contract.

>>33654523
>no milk
confirmed not White
>no tea
confirmed for lacking chill
>no apple cider vinegar solution
gonna get heart disease and the beetus

>>33655633
>apple cider vinegar
I keep hearing about this, it is another meme or is there any evidence to back that up?

>>33655645
>it is another meme
yes

>>33655645
Both, it is proven to reduce blood sugar and blood pressure but it also has a bunch of magic shit attributed to it as well.

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>>33652800
that's not cringe
it's reality

>meet nice girl
>start talking about shit and stuff
>conversation gains momentum
>reaching the part of "freetime activity"
>"I like to shoot guns"
>she looks at me like "WTF"
>starts to ignore me
>pay and leave

they do not want to hear anything about it

liberal women are probably the worst
pro gun women are often attention whores

in the end, you will never get a girl who wants to casually enjoy /k/ related stuff

>>33655734
>pay and leave
What? Why are you paying to talk to girls? That's your real problem, Anon.

>>33655734
My girlfriend grew up with a gun in the house so it's a "eh whatever" thing for her. She's not into it nor does she really have a problem with me having guns. Which is fine because going to the range with my friends is great "me time". Your gf doesn't have to be involved with every activity you do, you know.

>>33655749
seems like I still have brain damage
sorry for that one

>>33655263
Man I dislike that like blunted torpedo tit look

>>33655734
Unless they secretly browse /k/. Are two individual cases of autism compatible?

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>>33655734
>pro gun women are often attention whores
Applies to pretty much every girl in any traditionally masculine hobby desu

>>33655770
>me in 2004

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>>33655788
>heil'd
Hopefully you sorted yourself out

>>33655782
>Don't talk to me if you are under 5'11
Imagine the sheer quantity of messages she gets from those qualifiers alone.

>>33655782
>Don't talk to me if you're under 5'11"

>TFW 6'10"

Ooh shit, someone's gotta get me her digits

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>>33655770

>>33652895
>The only thing cringey about this is you OP. Why you posting this dude? There isn't anything weird or cringey about it. In fact it's 10x weirder that you're stalking his profile and posting his pictures to a Japanese Basket Weaving Forum


Yeah. Guy seems harmless. Trying to get laid shooting his guns. Who gives a shit OP?

Did he cuck u?

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>>33655822

>>33655822
It's a trap bro. She did each of those things once (including guys who claimed to be over 5'11 but certainly weren't).

>>33653330
>Are you niggas high? This shit is cringy as fuck.

Sorry. Now him.You are.

/thread

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>>33655856
I mean, I'd totally hit it if I had the opportunity, but she looks like a silly 18 year old girl who only wants a good time because her friends have boyfriends.

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>>33652800
why the fuck are his sights backwards?

>>33655770
he's gotta have a cone head or some shit from freaks to fit that bitty ass helmet

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>>33652800

>>33655552

She looks like a boy with long hair....

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>>33655823

>>33655924
I'm pretty sure the implication is he likes boys

>>33655171
my life, in a single image.

>>33652851
>>33654410

My gf hates guns, doesn't think they should exist. I basically get her sentiment, but I told her as long as she doesn't chastise me for my hobbies, I'd be fine with her lack of enthusiasm for my guns.

Just a respect thing. Though, I WISH she liked guns, but no one is perfect.

>>33653332
no, it just went back good ole Clinton era garrison faggotry.

>>33655924
That's my wife faggot how dare you talk about her like that

>>33655975
>My gf hates guns, doesn't think they should exist.
Do you really want that quality in the potential mother of your children? Those are some defective genes, m8

>>33655982
this

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>>33655536

>>33655633
>apple cider vinegar solution
Mein neger.

>>33655645
Even if some of the claims aren't true (I'm not certain), the acid levels in drinking a little vinegar does help with a bad stomach. Plus, the yeasty residue is supposedly the gold mine of good stuff.

>>33655689
Plus tastes good mixed with water. Very zesty.

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>>33655950
You need to sort yourself out. Look into the Ketogenic Diet. A lot of people will call it a meme, but it's absolutely perfect for fat-as-fatasses with no willpower.

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>>33655263

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>>33652800
>Not willing to continue a relationship with Antifun chick

Point being?... am I missing something?

>>33655773
There are no females on /k/, only sad lonely men who randomly mention that they are femanon and then fap while thirsty betas reply uncontrollably.

>>33655982
She doesn't want kids, and I'm on the fence about having them either way. I don't really love the idea of passing on my genes that are very deep rooted for depression and anxiety on to others anyway, unless being a dad gave me superpowers to overcome that.

Either way, I think she'd be a good mom.

>>33655982
>she doesn't want kids
That's the final straw

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>>33655908

>>33652917
Your own fault if you're dumb enough to sign up for going to get shot at for no good reason

>>33656084
>muh comfort
>le dumb army guys amirite XD
Sharia can't happen soon enough desu

>>33655235
>>33655250
It's obviously an airsoft or toy you dumbshit

>>33654487
>drinking Monster

What are you, an edgy 15 year old or just an idiot who likes ruining his body?

Drink water or tea, faggot.

>>33656057
The final straw for you, I guess.

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>>33656165
>he doesn't drink diet mountain dew

>>33656133
If you think that going to Iraq or Afghanistan is somehow actually protecting US citizens, then you are indeed dumb as a dead pig

>>33656190
>literally makes you infertile

>>33656204
>literally
superstition

>>33656242
>t. No Balls Ben

>>33653857

> Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal

good goy

>>33656069
it comes on 10 round *clips* you mong

>>33656202
>protecting US citizens
Nice strawman, faggot. All political considerations aside, being unwilling to fight for anything and snarking at people who will makes you bitchmade.

>>33656444
I'm willing to fight a defensive war, not an invasion.

>>33656444
>being unwilling to fight for anything
I'd fight for nearly anything besides shooting insurgents in a foreign desert halfway around the world.

>>33653330

The only cringey thing here are you faggy little virgins hating on this dude for being a normal guy

>>33656444
When they come here and invade, I'll fight. Don't need to go to a foreign land to somehow protect my family or freedoms.

>>33656367

Here's that you you were looking for

>>33656550

thanks mister

>>33654382
Pretty sure they didn't plan on that, asshole

>>33653857
Is there an Alaska plate beneath the frame of that picture? I swear I've followed this truck before.

He's a bit loud, but earned it reasonably. I don't think I'd call it cringe, but I don't expect to like the guy either

>>33655734
>revealing your power level
for fucks' sake people how many times do we have to go over this. Women will put up with a lot of your shit if they're already attracted to you. You just have to get over that initial hump. Hold onto your autism and pretend that you're a normie for a few dates, smash the puss a few times, then once you've got the relationship going and you're more comfortable with each other you can introduce her to some of your more esoteric interests. Starting with guns/anime/mongolian fingerpuppetry straight out of the gate is just gonna make her think you're fucking weird, unless she's already into that shit.

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>>33655233
>well adjusted
>Marine

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>>33655263
>dark souls, tig ass biddies, bondage/choking
Waifu material right there

>>33656190
I thought dishonored traitors weren't allowed to post.

Marines are pitbulls of the nation.

No one likes pitbulls. Until you need one on your side.

The same with the guns and whatnot similar. I need more drink.

>>33655240
You may want to give Builder's Tea a shot. My wife can't stand coffee so she drinks this stuff (2 bags in a 12oz cup with a little honey). It'll get you going in the morning.

>>33655782
>lane community college
That's kinda near me.

>>33652851
No but I wouldn't blog about it like a faggot either

>>33656778
>Until you need one on your side.
So, never?

>>33656378
Maybe read the thing I'm replying to first you impatient bastard.

>>33652800
Things I notice as cringe
>puffing out chest
>terrible groups with a rifle at an indoor range
>pointing rifle at the feet of the guy next to him
>roiding
>broomstick grip
Things I notice not cringe
>weeding out potential marriage partners based on their political beliefs

Seriously why would you choose to spend time with some crazy bitch that you hate?

>>33652874
I find it cringe to try to force your gf to do your hobbies or to "train" them but maybe I haven't taken the redpill that women aren't equal to men. I'm holding out hope and try to treat everyone with respect at the time being. Keep experiencing shit that makes me think otherwise though.

>>33655551
shortest episode of survival I've ever seen

>>33655128

Because liberal shills are coming here trying to turn /k/ against the kind of people /k/ normally likes. /leftypol/ went down recently and they flooded in here like rats.

>>33655552
>ff.jpg

Are you that scumfucker who avatarfags with pictures of little girls? No wonder you can't appreciate grown women.

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>>33656137
let's face it, even if it was real, she wouldnt have the strength in that tiny finger to pull the weight on the double trigger pull

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>>33655759
How are people this gun illiterate? How the fuck do they come up with these numbers? That's literally mortars range for both of them.

>>33657381
>He doesn't use his AR-15 for indirect fire
Look at him! Look at him and laugh!

>>33655537
cool thanks

>>33655263
Love it, she even likes choking and butt stuff.

>>33653857
S U C C
U
C
C

>>33658027
Haute

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>>33657191
I don't want to hear your excuses.

>>33652800
Why are ex-military types such fucking drama queens? They really like to talk about being tough and "FUCK YOUR SAFE SPAAAACE" but throw fits about anything that remotely conflicts with their worldview or the concept of someone not respecting the same values as them.

>>33653451
I'm odds and ends

>>33658027
>pimp queen /10

>>33652874
The only thing cringey is the size of that target...what is that dhs kid size .

>>33652917
>be pog
>stay stateside for 3 years
>go to Kuwait and work 50 hours a week
>sit in a/c all day
>waaaahhh I got yelled at

That was my brothers story. The army is a joke if you're a pog.

>leadership is toxic

Literally every company has toxic leadership.

>yeah but I can't just quit the army

Then you shouldn't have signed up.

>fuck you

Atleast I've never failed community college retard.

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why do milfags complain so fucking much about "the suck"

Think about every fucking army and conflict that has proceeded this era, most of the participants conscripted with no choice in the matter, with brutal day to day conditions and leaders who legit don't give a fuck if every grunt under them died in absolute agony seeing far more horrific shit than you've probably ever seen. And you volunteered. For the cushiest most hold-your-hand military that still commits troops to combat, and you got all sorts of free shit out of it, most likely for doing very little and facing very little.

Maybe if it was a Verdun or stalingrad vet sitting next to me in class I would give him the benefit of the doubt, but then again those men held their shit and didn't air it the first chance they could to cringing strangers in intro college classes.

>>33652874
WTF is up with his skin? Most nigs are lighter than that but this guy has a white facial structure

>>33659558
>>33659558
probably mixed.

>>33657381
Max range and max effective range are 2 different numbers, friend.

>>33652906
Happened to me, girl in my criminal justice class told me she wished she could just float by and have someone else pay her bills. Teacher is a policeman wife and marine, 6 more people in class are there because the GI bill. She stopped showing up.

>>33659334
Because it's all "the suck" compared to the normal society around you.

Sure, being at Stalingrad sucked.
But being a starving Soviet peasant that only owned one pair of clothes sucked too.
The only difference was that instead of disease and starvation killing your friends and family it was now disease, starvation, and Germans.

Nowadays normal everyday people sit in air conditioned rooms in comfy clothes in comfy chairs and do intellectually stimulating things while getting tons of sleep and all the food they could want.

To the average soldier out in a field training exercise in the rain, mud, and boredom his life sucks dick compared to a normie.

>>33655759
>3938
>38

What kind of fucking logic would pick such a number?

>>33655908
that dudes dead

>>33656043
>depression is genetic
>falling for pharmajewtical lies
>not realizing being a father literally makes you a superhero

dude . . . depression is just a symptom of being unfulfilled. It's actually the natural, healthy response to modern society.

>>33659334
>this pile of shit is bigger, so your pile of shit is no longer a pile of shit

>>33655734
don't reveal your power level until she falls in love with you dumb ass

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>>33655235
Enji Night, Her thighs are ridiculous

>>33652800
I'm just happy to see a non-white person that supports the second amendment

>>33654382
Lifelong recall possibility but other than that unlikely event yes basically free

>>33654624
If he did all that he is a peacock faggot if not stolen valor either way ignore or point and laugh

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>>33656778
>No one likes pitbulls
Disregarded.

>>33655008
So much of this. Dude may be a bit motarded but if he is still in or recently deployed that is a phase for most of the military let alone the marines. Glad he is less likely (hopefully) to get hooked by a sjw dependa instead of the more typical dependa

>>33659558
Not all black people are of African ancestry, ya know?

I'm guessing he's Sri Lankan.

>>33652800
>/k/ringe thread? I got a lot on this guy if youre interested
why wouldnt this dweeb offer to take her shooting? no wonder the rightwing complains about not getting laid

if a girl is cute I'll take them shooting for free t b h

>>33653857
Honestly though when I guy would you expect anything different from a guy who was a Master Sergeant, then goes
>You know what I miss being a boot

>>33655237
Jarhead please this describes all of your boots, recently deployed, and motards. Hell you guys are somehow worse about it then us over at the army with the same types but a bigger population

>>33661213
I hope you're right.

>>33658027
It's so trashy in a good way

>>33652874
Did she pick up some of his autism as well?

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>>33652906

100% true

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>>33652800

>>33652895
He looks to me a typical NRA guy. I think OP is a stalker.

>>33654487
Zero ultra represent.

>>33656862
/thread

>>33662407
Nigger detected

>>33662764
Fake & gay

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>>33655924
Even better

>>33655805
airsoft?

>>33663777
fucking kek

>>33653857
We get it, you were a soldier...

>>33655823
*blocks everyone's path*

>>33655782
>Muay Thai

Not with those legs.

>Don't talk to me if your under 5'11"

Not with those legs.

>>33652800
OP I bet you dont have the balls to post a pic of you and the last girl you were on a date with

>>33655263
Perfection.

>>33652800
I'm still trying to figure out what exactly was supposed to be cringeworthy about that. He went on a date, figured out that the girl has very different political views that he does and would absolutely hate a hobby that's important to him, so he decided not to pursue her any further. And the problem is...?

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>>33664667
Holy shit

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>>33654487
>drinking that shite

>>33655240
>70g of auger

thats not going to dig very deep

>>33654523
gatorade is has a lot of sugar for no good reason.

water, 100% fruit juices, pedialyte to hydrate, coffee, and tea.

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>>33653857
>identifying poverty 101

pic related

>>33652906

girl has a point, people who use the gi bill piss it away on worthless cakewalk majors

>>33664148
>We get it, you were a soldier...

>Marin Crops
>Soldier

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>33664123
Obviously

>>33661287
>thighs are ridiculous
Post proof because they ain't shit in that pic

>>33655782

>Community College

kek

>Muay thai, bad leverage

kekle

>dont talk to.....


dont worry stinkpuss, never gonna happen. Find your volleyball lesbo partner soon or be foreveralone.

>>33655386
>tfw my brother is friends with her husband
small world tbqph

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>>33655536

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>>33654487
>drinking energy drinks

>>33655588
it asked her for a sandwich

>>33655782
>Applies to pretty much every girl in any traditionally masculine hobby desu


horseshit. My wife rebuilds carbs and transmissions for fun... I'm not allowed to mention it in general company because the attention.

Gorgeous french chick, natural beauty, badass bpd, intellectual, awesome career...

Happens to like sporting clays and cars, 100% doesnt want any fucking attention for it (except mine).


>being this alpha

I wear a pocket protector and engineer glasses unironically for 20 years. fucking 36yrold automation engineer. I'm beta as fuck becaue power level is hidden

>>33655068
hehe xd
>>33653139
Probably can beat your lanklet ass up

>>33655997

Whats the shirt say?

>"Caged but characterized"

fucking charater is bozo the rave clown boleo

>>33653857
>master sergeant that later commissioned and stayed in to the point of being promoted to captain
Jesus, that's like 24+ years of service, how salty and old is this guy?

>>33661287
>Enji Night, Her thighs are ridiculous

REVOLTING?

yeah, I think you confused that word. You mean revolting.

I vomited a little, twice

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>>33665356
>triggered manlet
stfu little guy

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>>33655734
>start talking about shit and stuff
I generally don't bring up scat until the third or fourth date.

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>>33664333
too fucking zozzle!

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>>33654487
>that first sip of the day

>>33665390
i'm a 6'5 250 lbs computer science major kid, who the fuck are you?

>>33665751
yes, we know you're a manlet

>>33655372
>too large
I like small tits, but you're pretty gay senpai
No matter your preference, tits can't get too large under F cup or around there

>>33654410
shes cheating on you

>>33665751
I'm a 7'10" 2,300 lbs astrophysicist doctorate kid, who the fuck are you?

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>>33654487
now what?

>>33665751
Whenever I see a height/weight post on 4chin I always take off six inches and add fifty pounds to it.

>>33660092
>criminal justice
switch degrees

>>33660300
Not surprising.

>>33660300
proofs?

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>>33655235

>>33655248
how did literally no body expect that?

>>33655386
that oh-so-gentle tap on her wrist

i think she's faking it, m8's

>>33655263
>http://imgur.com/a/ZD4mf
the few

the proud

the marines

>>33657049
not trying to defend this manlet, but what if the girl asked him for help/training?

>>33655645
i chalk it up as more facebook mom-science, kind of like how gluten is the source of all behavioral issues and allergies

>>33655782
>don't talk to me if your under 5'11"
i'm 6'0", but i've noticed that grills that have this in their bio have the personality of a sedated goldfish

>>33665896

17 feet
83000 lbs

I'm in a vacuum traveling at a major fraction of the speed of light. Total manlet

>>33652800
Litteraly nothing cringy about that

This whole thread made me cringe...

>>33663054
Assmad cracker in sight :^)

>>33653857
If the silver star and purple heart ribbons he has posted there are legit, then he can fly any gawddamn bumper sticker(s) he likes.

>>33652991
I read this in that sort of half american, half british accent that people in old-timey movies used to talk like

>>33655542
underrated

>>33653857
>Bumper shit
>Green to Gold

I'm not sure how I feel about this

>>33655158
>Covers the names on the profile
>Doesn't cover the name in the Comments

>>33652874
Seems like he wants a man not a woman..
It ok to have your girl be supportive of your hobbies but you don't need her to be balls deep into every aspect of your hobbies..

>>33652892
He's mad that a girl who gets drunk after one glass of liquor isn't wife material??
If anything it just shows that she isn't a fuckin bar slut..

>>33655544
Who ever shot him should have finished the job

>>33652892
What did he mean by being a tasteless gentleman?

>>33664667
I did this to axes and stuff when I was 10

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>>33655536

>NEEDLESS TO SAY

>>33665751
I'm a 6'6 245 lbs Simulator Engineer Graduate Child, who the fuck are you?

>>33668158
this

>>33652906
goin thru alot rn

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>>33653850
>THIS

this is the cringey shit
Or at least a good part of it,
Most ppl even with that attitude or personality would've just left maybe flirt with the waitress and give her your number and say it was a bad 1st date or something and that you'd rather go do something with her, and leave, go home, and maybe txt your friends about the shit experience, and then relax then go to bed.

he acts like a woman when claiming to be some classy manly man that plays the "mlady" card too much and posting stupid shit on fb for everyone to see, its pretty and cringey

If he didn't do this petty shit online and try so incredibly hard to be "classy" and "le gentleman mlady" he wouldn't be too bad to be around, but I have a weird feeling that his life revolves around guns and lifting and trying to be "classy" and that get boring after a while

>>33654605
kek underrated post

>>33665333

Where the fuck do you find women like this. PLS help.

>>33655233
>A HURD YOU WAS SAYIN MEAN THINGS ABOUT MUH TROOPS!

>>33665383
Well, have you seen his truck?

>>33655252
Is no one on this board able to get a joke or understand sarcasm? Is it because it's the most american board or the most autistic?

>>33652892
Why would he be upset that a girl gets drunk off of one drink? Does he prefer some alcoholic?

>>33664817
is that he's posting about it on his Facebook while talking like a supreme gentleman

>>33663054
>hates dogs

Does anyone know why marines claim to love guns so much but own just one tacti-cooled AR and a glock? This is what I find most cringe about them.

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>>33657049
Respect people. Don't be like the infamous hacker 4chan.

>>33666223
Would you seriously turn down a shooting session with an attractive female?

>>33652906
IM FUCKING HITTING SHIT WITH MY COCK IM SO PISSED WHY DOES MY EX SAY THIS SHIT
(never served)

>>33652991
THIS FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME AND ITS FUCKED WHY ARE YOU ON THE PHONE ON A DATE FUCKING SHITS

>>33655908
Sad!

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>>33652895
He's right, OP.

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>>33654487