What gun would /k/ use to hunt sabre tooth tigers?

>>33644646
any decent semiautomatic rifle chambered in atleast .308.

i would argue AR10 or FAL.

>>33644646
big rock

Ruger 10-22

A 45- 70 levergat

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45-70

I just realized how fucking dumb saber tooth tigers are.
Look, the only think he can fit in his mouth is a baby head, he can't even bite your arm hah.
Gg fucking sabers, now we know why you're dead

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>>33644731

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A saber toothed gun, obviously.

>>33644814
Why do you keep posting shit like this all over /k/?

>>33644761
That's fucking terrifying

>>33644761
It's like someone crossed a lion with a god damn python. I'd want a semi-auto in .338 Win Mag with a compensator and and some friends.

>>33644731
>>33644761

They were also heavy as fuck, in order to weigh down their titanic prey.

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>>33644837
>>33644873
>>33644875
Would you guys spear hunt a Helicoprion?

>>33644942
> Vagina Dentata, the fish

No. That thing's extinct, right? If so, good.

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>>33644967
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helicoprion
Extinct with the dinosaurs.

Cmon stop being a pussy and get in the water. Shoot it with your spear gun!

>>33644988
No, the ocean is fucking weird. Vagina teeth sharks, octopi eating things through their ass holes, and you divers can't stop jerking off sea cucumbers.

I want none of that. I'm moving to the mountains just to get as far away from that place as I can.

>>33644942
that's not at all an accurate drawing.

>>33645008
tbqh shark hunting sounds funner than regular hunting, tasty shark steak and shark leather looks really cool.

>>33645008
>the ocean is fucking weird

It's kind of creepy, shit can come right up on you in complete silence. Was treasure hunting once with scuba and metal detector. I was brobably screwing around for about 30min when I caught something big out of the corner of my eye. Damn tiger shark just chilling a few feet away from me. Could have attacked me and I wouldn't have known untill it was too late

>>33644646
22 lr

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>>33644646

My 40 with hollows would.be plenty

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>>33645008
>>33645124
Uguu senpai am I cute

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>>33644646
sabre tooth tigers are the niggers of 12/k/ BC

pic related

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>>33645008
>>33645124
>>33645169
Num num num thanks for the fish :3

>>33644942
That's a weird way to spell Vagmouth Sawtooth

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>>33645169

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>>33645187
imagine this grabbing your foot while swimming

I would hug them and make friends :D

Anything that works for bear should work for that thing.

>>33644967
>extinct

As if we could possibly know what is and is not extinct in the deep blue yonder

>>33645169
Can this thing hurt me? If not, then it doesn't bother me.

>>33645241
That fine. I'm not going out there.

Ever.

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>>33644646

You know which one, OP.

>>33644663
mk17

7mm Rem Mag with a .45ACP as backup.

i would use my trusty .45, 7 bullets in the clip and hes down

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>>33646325
>>33646345

>>33644646
C4 stuffed in a chunk of meat with remote trigger

>>33646163
what's the name of the sabetooth with purple hair that cucks her BF?

>>33646386

Found it.

https://e621.net/pool/show/4057

Sabre tooth tigers are ambush predators. They wait behind trees, outcroppings, on top of small cliffs, behind tall grass, or behind hills and tackle their prey before they can get up to speed and run away. Tackling a healthy animal often results in injury which is why saber tooth tigers are relatively built like tanks.

>>33644942
Guys..

guys

Guys.

Guys listen.

I have the best ide

guys listen

I have the best idea ever

guys

I'll put A CIRCULAR SAW

guys

a circular saw

I'll put A CIRCULAR SAW
guys listen here

I'll put a A CIRCULAR SAW... in my MOUTH

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>>33645209
Instant suicide.

>>33644646
Nothing, I'd just laugh that it can't open its mouth wide enough to bite anything. No wonder they went extinct.

>>33644646
>What gun would /k/ use to hunt sabre tooth tigers?

CZ 550 in 338 with thermal scope

Probably a Benelli Super Black Eagle (or any other semi-auto 12ga that's comfortable) loaded with slugs and a Desert Eagle .50AE as a backup if the brush is thick.

Basically, whatever you'd use to hunt wild hogs. Laugh all you want at the DE but a friend carrying one saved me from permanent disability when my shotgun (I was foolish and used a break action for hog hunting) only tore some of the face off a wild hog. This thing, sans half its face, rounded a tree with what could only be interpreted as the total commitment to murder my ass for foolishly thinking a slug would take it down. My friend saved me by magdumping into its neck.

>>33644698
>Ruger 10-22

Well it did make the mammoths extinct

>>33644731
They were ambush predators that couldn't run too fast and relied on their great physical strength to kill prey they snuck up on, the fangs were actually pretty weak and were used mostly to puncture the caryatid artery of prey they were holding down.

double barrel,sawed off.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aegirocassis
>the world's first giant filter-feeder

Would you shoot it? Body slam it into submission? Or offer it up to the murderkube for /k/onversion into a naval war machine?

>>33646767
Expanding spray foam in its gills.

>>33646790
That sounds like it'd be hilarious to watch.

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>>33646767
>Aegirocassis armadas
>Surfacing and launching missiles
>Integral moist nuggets with bayonets
>Random /k/urses gold-plated on their exoskeletons
>One of them has a Best Korean flag it extends right before attacking

>>33646767
Kill it and use its chitin to make armour

>>33644967
it's deader than the coelacanth and the giant squid.

>>33645209
>worrying about your foot

the thing's nickname is the bobbit worm, named after Lorena Bobbitt, goggle her to see what she was famous for

>>33645251
Without even knowing what the hell it is, 2:1 odds those spines are poisonous.

>>33644646
>black pepper
>tiger sneezes
>stabs itself repeatedly

>>33644663
>>33646173
.308 isn't effective against large game. there are videos of people fullauto mag dumping lions and rhinos in africa with FALs and it doing fucking nothing.

My bare hands, since apparently that bastard can't even fit my arm in his mouth.

>>33644646
no gun, i would refuse to do so. you must never hunt a sabre tooth tiger with anything other than a stone spear!!

>>33644646
Me use'em spear.

>>33646752
Brilliant.

The atf will shoot it for you.

>>33645187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDsoOQNZRCY

>>33647694
oh shit you're right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EskqSSxWiDQ

>>33644646
Time

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A x54r vepr and trained dire wolves because fuck you

>>33647140
Jesus, has it really been so long that people have to look that up?

>>33645187
Baby Thresher Maw

>>33648015
that is fucking terrifying

Probably a garand a hakim or the fn equivalent who's name I forgot.

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>>33644646
What if I don't want to hunt it?

>>33644646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClEo2OfA2Zs