Police Raid

>>33643059
Go to jail, lawyer up, and hope I get probation for being an upper middle class white man with no history of violence and for only committing victimless crimes.

death by cop, while jacking off

Is there any amount of armor or firepower one man could wield within his home to stop an entire SWAT raid?

>>33643171
Another SWAT raid.

>>33643142
as you ejaculate a cop comes from behind and tases you. You end up dying due to heart attack. They bring in a team to clean up the "liquids"

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>>33643171

>>33643124
You end up with a few hours of community service.

>>33643124
This is the only way to handle it

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>>33643176

Give up, if im home my kids home.

>>33643059
As a law abiding citizen who has never had any contact with police or been to court for.. well, anything.

It depends.

Are they there and it's a mistake, and I know it's a mistake? Do as this anon says >>33643124

Are they there to kill me because I know the depth of their corruption and their only hope is to eliminate me before I blow the whistle on them?

Well, that's a little different.

Start a call to a local news station and bridge my Marine buddy onto the call and explain what is going on. Fortify the top of the stairs (couch and shelf, 30 seconds to move into position) dump container of wood oil and canola oil all over hardwoods downstairs (30 seconds) grab Kerosene container and pour it into a bucket (1 minute seconds) grab trusty SKS (closest to a Salt rifle I have, 10 seconds) and wait at the top of the stairs, prone and aiming down sights.

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grab my LL'd SBR with 100 round coffin mag and start spraying through the doors/ walls, if i manage to empty it than I grab an 8+1 browning BPS and go for style points before i get Waco'd

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>>33643171

>>33643287
you survive and hide as a fugitive on an island. You end up killing yourself on the island due to going insane.

>>33643059

Wave to my brother and his buddies, invite them in for a beer, and ask if we're going to the range again Saturday.

>>33643059
Tell them that they're getting swatted from some guy in Pakistan.

>>33643059
Hide in the cupboard and try not to make any noise.

Destroy my laptop so they can't use my memes against me in court.

Open my door so they don't kick it in because my asshole insurance company probably won't pay for it if they do.

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>>33643059
be glad I stocked up on .30-06

>Wait until everyone is inside

>shoot the spot in the wall where 200 pounds of tannerite is stashed

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>>33645359
>not filling up mannequins with tannerite and placing them around the house a la a kill-house

>>33643344
This is my favorite movie

I'll take out the first few faggots who bust through my door then surrender after a comfy bruce willia style stand off

>>33643124
My man.

>>33643059
Cut all the gas lines, put on socks, shuffle my feet on the floor to build up a static charge. When they enter yell "TOUCH ME BITCHES!"

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>Reinforce the walls
>Shoot the drones so they can't find me
>Run out and spawnkill the CTs

>>33643059
>Pull on uniform
>Call into HQ as on duty
>Slip out rear door
>Join up with SWAT
>Engage in jurisdictional argument

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>>33645728
*shoots through barrier*

"Pssh, nothin personell kiddo"

>put on my OD flight suit and PASGT helmet, print out picture of mp5
>go outside, every cop goes "dad?"

>>33643124
What if you're in that one Chappelle's Show skit where you're treated like a black drug dealer?

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>>33643171
Hold off 80% of lmpd for a few hours. A fast team operator with any ar sbr could fuck with your legs and head pretty good tho.

>>33643059
>Not covering yourself in lube and hanging dragon dildos from the ceiling

>>33643059
>underfolder AK

What's happening here?

>>33643171
explosives would keep them from pursuing you, we saw that with the Tsarnaev bros.

Other than that, probably a heavy machine gun on a tripod mounted in the right place. More ammo than all of them combined with better penetration, worth a try.

A GPMG would surely be a hell of a struggle.

>>33643124
This.

>>33648383
Some turd worlder. Either that or it's from a movie set.

>>33643287
that's why no-knock warrant raid is dangerous as fuck and no respect to citizen's property right.

>>33643059
Mind my manners and comply. I am a law abiding citizen and have no reason to give law enforcement a reason to fuck me up.

>>33648417
I'm guessing it's a stock photo or something.

>no muzzle device
>folded stock
>safety on