Y'all are a bunch of paranoid faggots like me Husband

>>33637468
He's probably ATF. That's why he's bringing the dog.

>>33637468
People dont bring a dog along to shoot themselves. Hes probably just tired of being hovered over all the time and wants solitude.

Men retreating into the wilderness with weapons and a dog is probably the oldest stress reliever known to humanity. Cavemen probably took a dog and spear into the woods to get away from the cave-wife.

It doesnt mean he hates you, its just that men are wired differently than women. When women are stressed they seek socialization, when men are stressed they seek solitude. Leave him be, the more you nag him about it the longer his trip is going to be.

>>33637468
>>>/lgbt/

>>33637840
this, a man needs his solitude. when with the greatest women he could ask for at his side.

the man is a prideful creature, and when confronted with problems, he seldom asks for help, seeking within himself for the answer.


so relax. kick your fucking feet up, have some wine, and dont screw anybody.

when he comes back trust me bitch, hes gunna ram that ass harder than hiroshima.

>>33637468
make him bring a friend or family member

>>33637910
>make him
kek

>>33637840
oh shit he isn't going to leave you for the dog is he, OP?

>>33637468
Tell him that the happening will never happen and that he should quite being a faggot and buy more milsurp.

>>33637468
this is why i fuck other men

>>33637468
Are you one of the queer folk......

>>33637468
is he looking for the AK he lost in the woods that one time?

>>33637836
To shoot his own dog?

>>33637468
>they said gay marriages were equal

>>33637468
He's going to wait out the nuclear exchange on Saturday. He didn't bring you because he wants you to die in atomic fire.

>>33637468
maybe he has a bunch of weed plants out there he wants to harvest?

>>33637468
>On a scale of "chill out nigger" to "oh shit he gon" do it how should i go about this situation
step 1 : acquire doe urine
step 2 : lurk more
step 3 : this is a blue board so I can't comment on this.

You're welcome.

>>33637840
Thankfully i didn't nag or pry, just said to be safe. I'm just a paranoid person when it comes to things that are super out of character.

>>33637897
Haha will do, it'll give me a chance to sleep in the center of the bed finally

>>33638287
>>33638508
Nope I'm a second class citizen

>>33638525
It's possible, i wouldn't blame him.

>>33638765
So you're a darkie?

>>33638851
Call them pocks

>>33638765
>i wouldn't blame him.

Are you unattractive or something

is it because you're annoying

>>33638765
You sound weirdly like my halfbreed girlfriend.

>>33637468
Show butthole

>>33638874
Whats a pock?

>>33638901
I'd say i'm a solid 6.5-7 but no, it's more of a self deprecating joke my friend

>>33638851
nah not quite 3/5th low , I'm just the female kind of second class

>>33638490
It's how you join. You must shoot your own dog before they'll trust you to shoot anyone elses

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>>33638962
I immiediatley hate you and regret giving you advice.

>>33637468
>we live in Texas there's a ton for illegals everywhere

Fixed.

>>33637468
Let him have his fun.

>>33638930
It's what liberals call anyone who isn't white. They call them POC (supposedly Person Of Color), but it doesn't matter what color, as long as they're not white. It's honestly the best racial slur I've seen in a while because it lumps all the undesirables into one group. Why bother calling them niggers/spics/kikes/etc when you can just call them a dirty pock :^)

>>33638962
do you make these kinds of jokes a lot

He probably just needs a night away from your constant nagging and idiotic conversations. You have probably told him the same stupid shit a million times and he doesnt have the heart to tell you he doesn't give a fuck about becky.

>>33639030
I LIKE it. We can take the PC cultures low-key racism and turn it into high-key racism.

I got one for ya: Spoda.

Story behind it:
>be at jury duty
>black guy on trial, can hardly speak english
>his explanation for why he dindu nuffin
>"I was spoda be at work but I dont, so den I go to da corner stow, they spoda be open but they dont, so some otha nigguh broke da winder, i tell him he aint spoda do dat but he do, den I run away. I know I spoda call da poweeces, but i dont. Sorry judge, I dindu it."
>guy broke a window to a store and ran off with an armload of liquor, guy who "spoda be at work but he dont" is seen clearly on camera doing it
>begin referring to them as spodas, friends pick it up

>>33639109
nah i like dindu

>>33639079
>this
When my old lady comes home bitching about her female coworkers, first thing that goes through my head is "Hey just grab your revolver of the end table. One .357 and you don't have to listen to her annoying shit or deal with your depression anymore. Do it faggot!" Then I snap back to reality and just nod my head and say I'm sorry to hear that a bunch until she goes to bed.

>>33639109
I kekd at the backstory, but I'm with >>33639121 for dindu.

Pocks is top tier for a catch all though

>>33638962
The fact that you are female and refer to yourself as a 2nd class citizen sickens me. Women in the developed world are not oppressed.

I spent too much time in afghan seeing little girls who had thier noses cut off for learning how to read to buy into your cosmo-magazine brand of horse shit.

If I were forced to be in the same house as you every day I'd wander off into the woods with a gun and a dog every fuckin chance I got.

>>33637468
>in the 7 year of being together he's never wanted to go camping by himself.

He probably just wants to get away from you. I was married for 13 years. My wife let her self go, sat at home all day doing jack shit while I worked and supported us then had the nerve to bitch all the time. Nothing I ever did was good enough. So I took up new hobbies to so I didn't have to deal with her bullshit. Unfortunately that just caused me more grief because then she accused me of cheating and other bullshit so I divorced her lazy fat ass. Best move ever!

>>33639121
I just use spoda as an inside joke with buddies cuz only we know what it means and nobody knows were being racist.

>>33639121
Or you know
>Spoda dindu's

Dindu spoda know his place, but spoda dinno his place. Spoda got Martini'ed for dinduing inna house he not spoda been in.

>>33639171
>Martini'ed
That flim flammed my zim zams

>>33639159
When I was a prison CO the whites used to call them moolies and even got the dindus saying it too not knowing it was Italian slang for nigger.
Got love animals learning parlor tricks kek.

>>33639146
I think she was just poking fun at things. You're fucking autistic.

>>33639159
context clues you massive raka

>>33639155

Muh nigga

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>>33639134
Damn

>>33639171
>>33639185
Someone post the story of the kid that fucking blasted some dindus Zulu style with a Martini Henry in a home invasion

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>>33639134
i feel you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRTeLvGHN6o

>>33637468
he wants to go shooting and go off with his dogger

normal

>>33637468
He's probably gonna hold up hikers and suck their dicks at gunpoint

>>33637468

You're husband was probably raised in a suburban paradise that was full of carpool lanes, air conditioning, and delivery pizza.

He has realized that he is weak and soft.

He's looking to turn that around.

Good for him