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Is it feasible to just toss your wallet short when being mugged? (That way he has to pick it up and you can blast his ass while he's distracted)
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I have seen people train to either toss it away or flick it into his face and then bust him while he's distracted. I think the latter would be more effective personally, as there's a better chance he'll flinch.
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>>33636568
What's the threat?
Gun, knife, or just a scary colored fella yelling at you?
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>>33636568
Yes. There's video of a South American plainclothes cop doing it when a guy mugs him. He tosses his wallet on the ground and backs away, using an unknowing civilian to shield his hands from view, he draws and comes back around and shoots the mugger.
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>>33636776
https://youtu.be/Riqv-a5NeWM

I think it's this one
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>>33636776
>>33636790
/thread
There's also an account of the famous gun slinger John Wesley Hardin being mugged. He threw his cash on the ground and while the mugger was picking it up, Hardin capped him in the head
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>>33636790
that fat guy is fucking insuferable
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what if he keeps his gun trained on you and tells you to pick it up?
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>>33636884
Then you do that, since he's obviously cautious and you really don't want to get shot over a wallet. It's more about the idea of removing the mugger from the world.

Wallets aren't that valuable, since you can quickly cancel cards, so you are really only losing some time, the cost of the wallet itself, and whatever cash you had on you.

Now that iDevices are basically locked to an iCloud acct, they're not really worth stealing either.
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>>33636884
Pick it up and apologize. Not a big deal really. If he planned on shooting, I'd already be dead.
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>>33636719
Let's say a gun. But, a knife would be nearly as effective at mugging range assuming I don't know how to disarm anyone.
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>>33636884
Buddy of mine got mugged in Madison a few years back.
College town so all the ne'er do wells from Milwaukee and Shitcargo show up every autumn to take advantage of the incoming freshmen.
Buddy tossed his wallet and phone into the street from the sidewalk hoping to distract urban mugger.
He got pistol whipped in the temple and ended up with an oribital fracture that required surgery.
Best of luck.
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>>33636985
>into the street from the sidewalk
That was likely where he went wrong.
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>Not carrying a dummy wallet loaded with pieces of paper reading "FAGGOT"
Get a fake ID and those dummy credit cards you get in the mail and stuff the wallet
If he runs off he will get a lovely surprise
If he stands there pawing through it then pacify him
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>>33636950
what if you are already dead? How do you protect your wallet then, faggot?
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>>33637125
This
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If you're in an area with a high incidence of muggings, you should always carry a decoy wallet like >>33637125 said

some random cards, and a few bucks should do ya.
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>let him take your wallet
>as he is running away, shout "HEY NIGGER"
>shoot him when he turns around
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>>33638665
Gee I wonder what a judge would think about that.
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>>33639128
He'd think whatever you tell him. It's not like the perp is going to talk when he's in the morgue.
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>>33636985
Naw man, the chicago nogs got relocated to Fitchburg.

That's where they coming from now.
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>>33636943
My wallet also has my ID in it with my address, and it's not unheard of at all for criminals to follow people to their homes, kidnap and force them to their homes to rob them further, etc. As far as I'm concerned, once someone pulls a gun on you you're already fucked and it's time to get violent the second you can get half a chance because there's absolutely nothing physically stopping them from killing you at any moment.
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>>33637125
>be me
>be on date
>time to pay
>pull out wallet
>ohshit.jpg
>it is my fake wallet
>tell her I need to find my other one
>she asks, "why aren't you using that one, anon? isn't that yours?"
>I sperg out and drop it
>she picks it up
>my FAGGOT papers fall out of it
>what're these, anon?
>i panic and yell KEEP IT and run
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>>33639180
better hope no one is around then or Jamal is raping you in prison.
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>>33637125
This unless you have the dual Trayvon scenario.
What would be even better is having a civilian version of the ban dye pack that explodes in his face when he opens the wallet. Content of dye pack would be bright luminescent paint or some version of pepper spray that incapacitates the nig.
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>>33642104
*bank
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>>33639128

I dunno, let's ask this guy.
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>>33638665

>life is a cartoon
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>>33642155
Kekekekek
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>>33636568
A couple of years ago someone tried that here in Austin and his mugger shot him as soon as the wallet hit the ground for, I shit you not, disrespecting him. Like people are supposed to think you're hot shit for robbing them at gunpoint.
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>>33641881
>>33637125
10k hours in paint
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>Okay calm down
>I will just leave my wallet here (puts it on ground) and walk away
>Shoot him at first opportunity
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>>33636950
>apologize
What a good little cuck you are
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>>33643180
go back to /r/eddit
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Fucking hell just give him your wallet. Then cancel your cards and order a new DL... 30 mins worth of effort. Who carries cash nowadays anyway.

There's nothing I carry on me that's worth the long and expensive legal battle following a self defense shooting.
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>>33644886
heres youre (you)
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>>33643180
Appreciate the effort mang. Good work.
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>>33644955
>Fucking hell just give him your wallet.
If you live in an area where muggings are common just carry a throwaway wallet with $20 in it.
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>>33636568

I've read reports of people try the toss technique, the mugger just forces them to pick it up for him.
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>>33636863
Disagree. Active Self Protection is pretty great. John is a little weird, he's very religious and stuff and doesn't curse or whatever, but his channel is almost exclusively real world incidents.

If you want to watch what really happens in a robbery, assault, shootout, etc, that's the channel.
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>>33643180
>>33641881
>make smartass comment
>anons make a green text story and an edit
I don't know how to feel about this
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>>33645894
shitposts are where the greatest memes are born
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>>33636568
better off throwing it at them imo
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>>33637421
dead people don't give a shit about their wallets, even if there is an afterlife.
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>>33645082
As long as it's $20 of monopoly money, I ain't given no bum or nig nog muh money
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>>33639128
if he's dead and there were no witnesses, the judge would think you acted in self defense
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>>33648166
you're really rattlin' my bones here
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>>33642104
>This unless you have the dual Trayvon scenario.

Got mugged by in a 7 trayvon situation once.

niggers run all of your pockets, but if you have some sort of stash pocket under your main clothes, you'd be good.
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