Got myself into a flail duel in a couple of weeks

>>33636409
You should probably kill yourself.

>>33636409
Bring a gun

>>33636409
I'll bite, how'd you manage that anon

go you your local FD and steal the ball and chain. they use it to fight chimney fires. the one we got weighs around 20lbs

>>33636409
Strap some landmines to yourself so the other guy is too afraid to hit you.

>>33636409

1. Get good with a flail
2. Victory

Get on it, son.

Go outside and spend some time away from "For Honor".

>>33636440

This. How does something like this even happen anymore?

Train your biceps and obliques I guess???

>>33636646
Want to explain how you use a ball and chain to fight chimney fires?

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>>33636409

Show up unarmed and start flailing your arms in the air frantically. Then ask your opponent why he brought a weapon to a flail fight.

That will catch him off guard.

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>>33636409
>RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH

should make your opponent salty enough to forfeit.

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>>33636669
Better yet: use landmines AS flails.

>>33638230
Came here to post this.

>>33636440

Agreed. Anon, tell the story.

Another anon here, Just got challenged to Roofing hammers at dawn, How fucked am i?

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>>33636409
Use tactical twerking

>>33636409
Think nunchucks with a short studded end. Not ball and chain but club on a chain on a stick. Then use it like a hinged stick.
No time to train properly attack like a peasant and crush their leg with a large rick first.

>>33638494
jesus christ fuck off with that plebbit "came here to post this" bullshit. you're fucking retarded, stop posting here.

>>33639474
You'd be more convincing if you knew how capitalization works. As it is, all I can assume is that you're a rectally prolapsed catamite who never learned the basic rules of English grammar because you were too obsessed with finally suppressing that pesky gag reflex to pay attention in class. So no. Fuck you. I'll post what I want.

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>>33639441

>>33636409
Get an orc houseservant to teach you how to move in heavy armor.

>>33636409
the flail in SOTN is pretty fun.

>>33636409
>Any tips?
stop making poor life choices