Is this still a plan?

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>>33635038
depends who you ask. If you ask people who pre-ordered Ivan's shit from kommandostore and didn't get it on time... if at all, then you'll find a hostile crowd, if you ask people who weren't retarded enough to do so, they'll definitely say it's still a plan. You just have to go get that FAL. Just put a carry handle on mine today, in fact.

>>33635038
No, fuck off to wherever you came from and don't come back.

>>33635804
Rude

>>33635789
Do you like the FAL? I don't know a whole lot about it other than it's Belgian

>>33635804
Someone doesn't want to bring Central Africa back under its proper Anglo rule I see. What a shame.

>>33635038
Yes, and FAL's are optional but highly recommended.

>>33636178
Is a G3 acceptable?

>>33636238
I don't see why not

>Army of Nazi Neckbeards in shorts invades zimbabwe, so-called Fuhrer says "PANZERKAMP SCHADENFREUDE HEIL HITLER, MUH RHODESIAS"

>>33636432
It would be fucking glorious dude.

>>33636178
FALs are optional but the camo shorts and soft caps are mandatory.

>>33636465
If it actually happened, I might join up as a cameraman or some other pussy role just to watch an army of basement-dwelling neckbeards vs a bunch of underfunded africans duke it out.
It'd be interesting to watch, that's for sure.

>>33636465
I'm not sure about glorious, but I'd still love to watch it.

Hell, some of the more competent /k/ammandos might even pull a win

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>>33636600
Nice digits. There's definitely enough firepower and autism on this board to pull a victory, I'm sure of it.

>>33635974
I love it, it's light enough for me at nine pounds, the controls are easy to reach, and operating it is simple. Think of it like a side charging AR-15 in metric patterns. If you are fortunate enough to get an L1A1 (rare) then you WILL have to use the charging handle every time, but luckily it's in the right place to manipulate with your support hand. To list it as pros and cons
Pros
>simple to operate and clean
>accurate enough for people shooting work
>light enough
cons
>requires tools to sight in (flathead screwdriver and front sight tool
>Gas tube wrench required to install carry handle or avoid skinning your fingers adjusting the gas system when the tube heats up and it gets a little stiff.

>>33636432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIReprXssTM

you DON'T. HAVE! TO LET IN ALL THOSE REFUGEES!

>>33636178
Thanks to the PRC I've only got an M1A. Would be worth taking for the standardization on the 7.62 real fuckin' NATO?

i can't tell if you guys are retarded or just roleplaying. either way its pretty embarrassing.

>>33637104

We're just having fun.

Is that all you had to say? Okay you can go to other threads now thanks.

>>33637104
I'm slightly drunk and I remember seeing a post about this forever ago. Still think it would be fun, honestly if a bunch of /k/ommandos got together to do it I'd join them. As long as I get a position of relative authority at the end of it, like Trade Minister or something.

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>>33635985
>Central Africa back under its proper Anglo rule
I believe this is where the first Rhodesia fucked up: thinking that you can build a white nation in the middle of Africa.

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>>33637104
>mfw when I hear about /k/ommandos actually dying in Zimbabwe

You guys might want to get up on your cardio above anything else if you plan on larping around africa

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>>33637193
They'll bail after the tendie supply line dries up.

>>33637350
You really think we're so foolish as to not bring a sufficient supply of tendies? Who the fuck do you think you're talking to, a bunch of amateurs?

>>33637158
"Africa is still lying ready for us, it is our duty to take it. It is our duty to seize every opportunity of acquiring more territory and we should keep this one idea steadily before our eyes: that more territory simply means more of the Anglo-Saxon race, more of the best, the most human, most honorable race the world possesses" - Cecil Rhodes

>>33635038

no

stop this faggot LARPing

>>33637158
They could and did. It was international pressure from other white nations that stopped them, not the Russian backed Communist insurgency that they held off for 15 straight years.

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>>33637415
>the most human of all the humans
>muh manifest destiny
What a crackpot.

>>33637460
Same story with South Africa. Used to be a pretty pleasant place, still would be today if it weren't for the rest of the world forcing them to end Apartheid.

>>33637104
Anon this thread is one of the few /k/ things I have seen in a sea of /pol/ack retards.

A tendie-funded neckbeard invasion of Occupied Rhodesia would be /k/ as fuck, even if it did end in disaster.

>>33637491
Having read the histories of other countries, I saw that expansion was everything, and that the world's surface being limited, the great object of present humanity should be to take as much of the world as it possibly could. -Cecil Rhodes

I can throw Cecil Rhodes quotes at you all day man. If you give me a minute I can probably find some from like Horatio Nelson or someone if you'd like some variety.

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>>33637496
I try not to go full blown /pol/, but I completely agree with you.

>>33637517
Hey man, I'd be fine dying for that cause. At least I'd be going out fighting for something I believe in.

>>33637519
>quoting a fag

>>33637552
That fag founded the most successful African nation of the last 250 years. You're just a fag arguing with other fags on an online anime forum.

>>33637538
Yeah unfortunately it's just a statement of fact. Most of the world with the exception of like the US and Australia would be better off under colonial rule imo. Even for the "oppressed minorities", they wouldn't have the same rights for sure but at least they wouldn't be getting gunned down in the streets.

>>33637560
>You're just a fag arguing with other fags on an online anime forum
Sorry to insult your dead boyfriend

>>33637552
Kek

>>33637560
>btfo by some dutch hick farmers
>failed in his pan-African dream
>his legacy is entirely shattered and will never return

most excellent

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>>33637653
Dude's a fucking inspiration to us all

>>33637698
>to us incurable faggots

ftfy

>>33636178
What about the booty shorts?

>>33636495
Honestly, it would probably be an even fight

>>33637841
African retards vs International autistic retards - FIGHT!

>>33637784
absolutely necessary

>>33636465
>FAL, SHORTSHORTS AND SOFT CAP MANDATORY

ftfy.

>>33635038
if you basement dwellers pay me for it and pay my plane ticket, and some how get me in writing immunity so i can return home, then im in.

but unfortunately i dont see the united states seeing this venture to restore Rhodesia as anything but terrorism, and im not staying in africa for forever.

t. veteran

>>33637784
see >>33637931

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>>33637957
LET THEM COME. REFORMED RHODESIA WILL STAND AGAINST ANY AND ALL OUTSIDE THREATS.

>>33637158
It's easy once you genocide the native population. Even with guns, they're too retarded to know how to use them properly.

>>33638013
So in 1977 the Rhodesian Armed Forces launched an assault on a base held by the Zimbabwean National Liberation Army. They killed 3000 ZANLA fighters and injured a further 5000. The Rhodesians lost a total of 8 men, only two of which actually died. One of those died when his shitty WW2 era Vampire crashed.

>>33638013
Why would you do that? Literally every nation on earth would hate you

>>33637350
this gif is fucking great I'm gonna try this sometime

>>33638090
And on top of that the native population is useful for low skilled labor. Honestly if the less retarded ones would probably thank you because even if we treated them in as draconian a fashion as they were treated under the real Rhodesian regime their quality of life would still improve.

>>33638132
Who know, they might even get shoes

>>33637784
do you want tight groupings?

>>33638145
Whoah, calm down now. I'm not promising that much, jesus. It is a sad state of affairs though when I can say with absolutely no trace of irony whatsoever that I think a bunch of autistic man children who spend their time shitposting about weapons on an anime imageboard could do a better job of running a nation's economy than the Zimbabwean officials.

>>33638132
>useful for low-skilled labor
The chinks can barely control them as it is, and what little they ask to do, the nigs fuck it up in spectacular fashion. They're not even a good source of dog food, because the poor animals might get AIDS or worms or some shit.

>>33638218
You're not wrong

>>33638244
The chinks are too lazy to do
Any properly, let alone their puppets. Autists could do better

Obviously, we can't just take a trip to Zimbabwe and take over as soon as we get there with no training or preparation. So here's what we have to do:

1. Join the Muh-Reens or the Navy Seals to get intense combat training (if you aren't American, join your own "tough" unit)

2. Stay in for a few years and become a hardened oper8er

3. When the time comes go back on 4chan and there will likely be several very active threads on retaking Rhodesia

4. Establish leadership, delegate roles in our new unit

5. Acquire weapons, financing, logistics (hardest part)

6. Head out to whichever country we're using as our staging ground

7. Take over

>>33638342
Yeah see my problem is I joined the Navy but not as a SEAL. I'm just a radar operator unfortunately. I mean I still know how to shoot and all, but unfortunately I'm not a hard core tacticool oper8tor.

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>>33638342
But tactically I think if we had like 2000 people involved we could actually do it. Have a two pronged invasion from Mozambique and Botswana launch simultaneously.

Mozambique strike force immediately pushes for Harare, (immediately renamed Salisbury once it's in its rightful owner's hands) while the southern Botswana force moves in and takes Bulawayo. Then it's a classic and simple pincer to encirclement maneuver. Boom done, Occupied Rhodesia liberated.

>>33638373
That's great. Communications will be one of the most important aspects of the future invasion

>>33638450
I think mutare should be taken first, as it is in the mountains and easily defended. It also has a rail line leading straight to Salisbury

Pretty sure if this were to actually happen you'd be opfor straight out of one of the old Ghost Recon games.

>>33638373
You're already a better shot than 80% of the Zimbabwean Army. Also, the New Rhodesian military will need radar operators.

>>33638479
It's even on the border, so if we get overwhelmed, we could pull out to the border. And the rivers would make excellent defensive positions

>>33638453
Shit I thought you said radio. But radar is good too, it would be extremely useful

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Is there a plan to not be made combat ineffective by malaria before even reaching civilization?

>>33638546
We get vaccinated before we head out

>>33638546
Just big spray and mosquito nets. This would give us a huge advantage over the native troops

>>33638498
I'm currently in the reserves while I finish up college. When I graduate I'm going to flight school, I'd be happy to be a founding member of the Rhodesian Air Force. The true RAF.

>>33638479
That's a good point, I was thinking more of a blitzkrieg style attack but we probably won't have the numbers for it.

>>33638498
I consistently get at least sharpshooter every time I've taken the marksmanship test.

>>33638516
I'm vaguely familiar with radio. Not my area of expertise but I could definitely figure it out.

>>33638132
>fat cuck NEETS dissing low skill laborers

oh the irony

>>33638546
>Zimbabwe
>civilization

The whole reason we're planning this is to bring civilization to the area.

>>33638571
Blitz wouldn't work. I think a guerrilla war would be the best option. Make them pay for all the suffering and devastation they cause for both the whites and blacks of rhodesia

And you would be an excellent addition to it, more than I would be

>>33638584
You ever been on /pol/? Makes this place look humble

>>33638626

This board is obviously worse than /pol/.

>>33638626
>going to /pol/
Why would I willingly subject myself to a bunch of whiny, wannabe-stormfag neckbearded pseudo-intellectuals?

>>33638606
Honestly what would actually be needed is some form of air power. It's what the historical Rhodesian used to great effect. I think that's the key to the whole thing, makes Zimbabwe a much harder area to conquer than say, Somalia for example.

>>33638642
That's a blatant lie

>>33638651
I'm not saying you should, but in comparison, this is a humble and down to earth board

>>33638664
There was a bush pilot in one of these threads who offered so hey you never know.

>>33638626
>tfw you just came from /pol/ because you're so fucking tired of seeing nothing but the same "TRUMP IS CONTROLLED BY THE KIKES" thread over and over and over again.

>>33638689
Half the threads are about Jews

Fuckin echo chambers, so boring and repetitive

>>33638708
>implying thats not all of 4chan

>>33638689
>trump is controlled by the kikes
Wow, that was fast.
Are they seriously getting whiny because the man they hyped up to be some sort of god emperor of all-knowing 8th-dimensional chess is not, in fact, what they hyped him up to be?
When literally everyone told that wasn't them told them he wasn't?
Jesus christ.

>>33638721
They're saying that Jared Kushner is using Trump as a puppet. Apparently because he blew up an airbase in Syria he's suddenly a neo con jew cuck. The other half of the threads are angry virgins complaining about how women don't want to fuck them. I wish I was joking.

>>33638717
I guess, but I'm just sick of it. Even the memes are shitty

>>33638721
Yeah, they tend to be vey delusional. I've noticed they rarely see people as individuals

>>33638672
>That's a blatant lie
>in a LARP thread that will make /pol/ cringe

>>33638759
>rarely see people as individuals
>implying they've ever even once understood the concept of an individual

No. Literally all they do now is scream about how all the Jews are ebil and all the niggers deserve a bullet in the skull. I mean I guess that's what they've always done, but it seems to be particularly grating now. Especially since half of the threads are from ShareBlue and CTR shills that are literally just doing it to rile people up.

>>33638784
Fuck you, it's not a LARP it's a dream god damn it.

>>33638784
This thread is mostly fun, but /pol/, as the one anon said, is just virgins complaining about women not wanting them, and Jews

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>>33638784
>'muh larp is cringe'
Fuck off, faggot. Discussing hilariously impractical, useless, /k/-led takeovers of bumfuck nowhere countries/Zimbabwe is a time honored tradition, and if you don't like it, go somewhere else.
This shit's fun, man.

>>33635038
>>>33638759
>>rarely see people as individuals

Individualism is a kike idea meant to keep Whites from thinking in terms of race, how many shekels did they pay you

>>33638796
They talk about superiority, yet they fall for the same fucking bait threads time and time again. And then they get all cocky because they think calling the baiters Jews is doing something. It's just tiring

Enough of the /pol/ hate, let's get back on topic

>>33638839
Enough for me to go to Rhodesia :^)

>>33638850
You're right. But as I was saying, mutare is an excellent invasion point. From there, we use the rail lines and rivers to move troops and supplies around for guerrilla attacks all over the country

>>33638823

There is not a single /pol/ tradition that is as cringeworthy as this shit

This is the worst cancer on 4chan bar none

>>33638850
Yeah you're right.
We've discussed strategic targets once but to get more in depth: would we be able to actually restore them to functioning condition upon victory? What would we do to get the specialists to and parts to repair them?

>>33638878
Then go to a different thread. Sorry it's not to your taste, but leave the rest of us alone

>>33638878
Fuck off if you're too good for this shit

>>33638878
As I said. If you don't like it, go back to whence ye came. Nobody asked you to come here and spout your opinions on it if you don't wanna play along.

>>33636465
so fals are optional can i bring a vz 58

how do you even get weapons into africa

>>33638884
I think we make buddy buddy with the Chinese. They give us specialists and resources, and we give them better. trade ties and mining rights. I don't like the chinks, but they're our best option

>>33638894

No. A better thread died for this garbage

You lot can't take over a Burger King counter even if you tried. Try LARP'ing as a minimum wage employee, it might be more productive.

>>33638884
Well this is the thing, we'd need proper logistical support before going in. We'd need sappers and engineers and the like. I think once we're in control we could market it as a place for a new beginning. Especially towards Americans and Europeans that are disaffected with the way things are going in the West. Could draw a lot of talent.

>>33638915
We just need one person with the right connections or who could easily make them and then we've got black market gats

>>33638921
What thread? The m1911 bait thread, or the edgy katana threads?

>>33638902
oops meant vz 59

>>33638921
>better thread
Lemme guess, in your opinion, a better thread would be:
>A: "MUH GLOCKS MUH FAWTY FIVE MEME"
>B: "haha /k/ dont you wanna kill niggers i wanna kill niggers HEIL HITLER wasnt germany so cool fuckin allies cuck cuck cuck cuck"
>C: "TRUUUMP TRUMP TRUMPTRUMP LIBSHITS NFA REPEALED WHEN TRUMP BE MAGIC"

I'm guessing you're one of those three, since you obviously have such a giant rod stuffed up your ass that you'd make the gayest man alive blush.

>>33638916
I don't know if I could live with myself if we sold out to the Chinese. You're right, they'd be our best option, but it doesn't feel right being their puppet. Rhodesia should be wholly independent.

>>33638921
Just ignore this faggot, he'll go away eventually when he realizes he's the only one with a stick up his anus.

>>33638916
Unfortunately, the Chinks are on Mugabe's side so we'll have to go alone

If we have to go alone
We'll go alone with pride

-"Rhodesians Never Die"

>>33635038
There's no way you guys will do this. You'll plan it for a bit, fuck around and then forget about it. It will end up just like /pol/'s attempted Tuvalu invasion.

>>33638966
I'm going to save this post and masturbate to it when we take over the country.

>>33638966
no shit, sherlock?
It's a thread for fun. It's a dream, man.
Get the stick out of your ass and stop taking everything so seriously.

>>33638928
A war needs to be won beforehand. What are the odds other countries would provide support? Or of UN peacekeepers stepping in? I'm not terribly worried about the blue helmets considering their shit ROE but there is the possibility of a first world country deciding to start droning target on behalf of one of the factions.

>>33638958
You're right man, can't believe I forgot to post the thread theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBVDdr3wqm4

>>33635038
>>>33635038
>/pol/'s attempted Tuvalu invasion

That was /pol/, but we're Kommandos

Kommandos Never Die

>>33638953
well we could try getting a brazil gun runner with enough guts to trust us or maybe some kind of contract with the czechs to supply us

>>33635038
I am

https://www.traditionalright.com/towards-a-new-rhodesia/

>>33637979
no you dont get it.

ill play autismo country builder simulator 2017, but im going home after the land is taken. im not living innaspearchuckerland, its too hot.

>>33638994
I think the best way to avoid that is to wait for Zimbabwe to collapse. It's on the brink right now, only a matter of time before a massive civil war starts. That's our opportunity to strike while they're weak, if we can start to stabilize the region then there's a possibility that we'd gain some international legitimacy. At least more than the previous shit show of a government had.

>>33639018
It's only polite to stick around and see the job through after you kick down a government, anon.

>>33638953
>>33638958
We need foreign aid. We might be able to sustain a guerrilla war for a few years without it, but eventually, a UN ""peacekeeping"" force will show up and ruin everything. Either them, or the Chinese to do the same

But if we have to go at it alone, I'm with it 100%, no backing down

>>33639018
Then what's the point dude? I'd honestly rather live in a country I fucking bled to create, one where I'd have an actual say in how its going to be run, rather than just going back to being another faceless drone in the States.

>>33639044
Do you think we could rally the natives to us? I know that this might be an unpopular idea, but if we had popular support it would be much easier for the rest of the world to see us in a positive light. Plus it would be cool to save these people from themselves.

>>33639021
Agreed. I hate to admit it, but I think the /pol/acks are right that we couldn't just walk in and take over. We must lie in wait and strike when the time is right.

>>33639018
Can't be that hot. I'd live there if I seriously went. Living an interesting life getting bit by skeeters with west nile, where I actually did something that made an impact on the world, in a country I helped create sounds cooler than sitting around in bumfuck nowhere, Georgia getting bit by skeeters with west nile.

>>33639071
I dunno, the general consensus seems to be the restoration of a lot of shit that was probably unpopular in the first place. Seems like a contest between two shitty choices, when there might end up being some third party of rebels offering "totally democracy guise, we're not gonna be dictators'.
Kinda risky if you ask me, but maybe the offer of stability and a currency that wasn't post-Great War Germany tier might do it.

>>33639071
many of them still have the memory of the better lives they lived under rhodesia, and I'm sure they'll rally to our side if we promised them a better lives for their kids. Nothing in the world beats the parent's desire for a better life for their kids

>>33639071
Quid-pro-quo
People are generally happier when their lives aren't shit. Tangible quality of life improvements would get locals to tolerate even foreign guerillas a lot easier.

>>33639093
That's a good point. I wonder if there are South Africans who wish for Apartheid to come back. But no, like I said earlier, I genuinely think a bunch of autists running a military junta would do a better job of managing a country and providing for the populace than the actual Zimbabwean government.

>>33638952
>gayest man alive
>in a homo-erotic LARP thread

shieeeet

>>33635038
>a few hundred fat LARPers unironically believe they can defeat a large, warlike jungle nation of 15 million angry negroes

>>33639127
Stupider shit has happened in the world

>>33636465
does anyone know where i can get a rhodie cap?

>>33639127
>40 years ago a few thousand Rhodesians banded together, formed an army, and managed to fucking massacre not one but two massive guerrilla armies. At the same time.

>>33639120
Nah, they'll stay on their land as long as they possibly can. At best, maybe a few hundred or even thousands will come. Even then, that's pretty good to get agriculture running again

>>33639127

These fat fucks claim it is in humor but they sound exactly like the white man burden /pol/acks

>>33639158
Then leave. There's many other threads to look at

>>33639149
>>40 years ago a few thousand Rhodesians banded together, formed an army, and lost miserably against a pack of untrained niggers

ftfy

Okay so holding ground is one of the hardest things for an army to do and recruiting locals is pretty much a necessity in any case. So what would be required for them to join up. Providing for their family would be an obvious one but is there anything else?
>>33639122
>gayest man alive
Well you got /k/ locked down pretty nicely.
>>33639127
>defeat a large, warlike jungle nation of 15 million angry negroes
You act like they're some sort of zombie horde that would be solely coming for us.

>>33639158
>>33639139
>>33639149
Alright, I gotta ask you fucks; What exactly, do you get out of coming to our board, shitting on our activities, and shitposting in our threads?

What I'm saying is;
Welcome to /k/, now git.

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>>33638013
related

>>33639176
>recruiting locals is pretty much a necessity in any case
>we hate niggers

good luck with that

>>33639176
Mutare is easily defended, as I've said many times, and if a few administrators of ours get the local economy up, I'm sure many would join for further progress

>>33639176
I'd imagine have some people who actually spoke their fucking language would help with that.

>>33639170
Nope. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Dingo

The only reason Rhodesia fell was due to outside interference from Europe.

>>33639181
>the cancer thinks it is the host

kill it with fire

>>33639187
It's a /k/ommando operation not a /pol/ack one. Genocide is pretty much always futile anyway so why bother making more enemies?

>>33639199
>thinks one operation wins the war

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhodesian_Bush_War#Military_pressure

>The larger problem was that by 1979, combined ZIRPA and ZANLA strength inside Rhodesia totalled at least 12,500 guerrillas and it was evident that insurgents were entering the country at a faster rate than the Rhodesian forces could kill or capture.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhodesia_Regiment
>The Regiment was virtually destroyed in the last year and a half of the COIN war after being stocked by rapidly trained African volunteers and conscripts from 'civvie street'.
>Morale was shattered and the Regiment, as happened to many others, disappeared when the British peacefully took over the executive powers of the country

Loser LARPers worship losers.

>>33639181
dude this is reminiscent of what /k/ was and should be. a fun planning session of how we will all with the blessing of the cube will take over a small nation or area and then continue claiming said land as a main base to spread our doctrine across the world
welcome to true /k/ now get the fuck out

>>33639187
I don't hate niggers, I simply recognize that they can't fucking run their own countries. Name me literally just one successful Sub Saharan African nation. No, we'd do a better job of it.

>>33639225
Rude

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>>33639233
>No, we'd do a better job of it.
>can't even leave the basement

>>33639188
But do we want to attack the big cities or work in the countryside, because in a place like Zimbabwe, whoever controls the countryside controls the cities

>>33639251
>they'd do a better job
>can't even figure out what the sights are for

>>33639187
>we hate niggers
Where did anyone say that? There might be some government bias towards educated whites, but that's purely because from a statistical point of view, there will be more whites capable of running the country than native black people. Granted, that's the entire reason Rhodesia got into shit in the first place, since the Brits were gonna hand the country off to a bunch of uneducated morons who would, and did anyways, end up driving the country into the ground.
But the last thing we need is some dumb /pol/tard gassing a village or some other /pol/ shit because 'muh white pride' and getting us all a Tomahawk up the ass.

>>33639209
>/k/ommando
>/pol/ack

Same thing nigga

>>33639262

And yet they won the Bush War.

Funny that.

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>>33639263
I could see this happening too. We'd need to make sure to keep the chemical weapons away from the /pol/acks.

>>33639251
>mfw basement dweller lashes out because he's insecure about his own worthlessness.

>>33639260
At least one population center should be taken, and mutare is the best, most easily defended city in the area. We need it to get a working economy and recruits. But like I said, only a few governors and police guys should stay. The rest of us should fight as guerrillas in the surrounding mountains, using the rivers and rails to move troops and supplies

>>33639280
>insecure
>says the LARPer

oh wow

>>33639265
Kommandos are warriors who were born in the wrong place and the wrong era. Polacks are gay.

>>33639286
>booty shorts

you're not fooling anyone

>>33639265
Its funny you /pol/acks keep saying this when most threads are /k/ommando saying they arent

>>33639282
How is Mutare more easily defended than say, Bulawayo

So plan at the moment is capture Harare and Bulawayo and hope the locals don't pull a Mogadishu pincer target that may or may not be their depending on the situation in-country and then occupy the place.
Alright so. Question time.
What's the plan for the cities that we just left? Hope they stay on our side/pacified?
Afterwards how do we spread up occupying forces? Will we be able to get native troops to do the job? How do we coordinate and trust native troops without interpreters on our end as well?

>>33639282
I think the biggest thing is if we secure Mutare then we'd have a stable base of operations. We could start getting our message out that we want to bring peace and stability to the region. Call for disaffected Europeans and Americans to answer the call to arms, promise a better life, fresh start, all that shit. It'd be amazing.

>>33639265
Nah son. /pol/ is a shitpit

>>33639275
Any shitter can win with enough support and financing

>>33639265
Refer to pic related. /k/ and /pol/ are not at all the same thing.
/pol/ is a bunch of fuckwit pseudo-intellectuals, parroting shit they heard from the stormfags that used to live there, without understanding a fucking lick of what they're saying, who'd probably be happy to give up their guns if someone embodying their ideals said to.
/k/ is a bunch of fucking free-ass, ambiguously homosexual neckbeards with guns and a strong will to find situations and creative ways to use them. Taking over a failed african state is one of those ways and sounds totally awesome. Turn Zimbabwe into Rhodesia, and Rhodesia into fucking Freedom-Land.

>>33639286
>/pol/acks are gay
Maybe closet, but /k/'s gay as fuck man. But not homo, really. Totally.

>>33639265
No, they really aren't.
>>33639286
Not gonna lie man that's some seriously cringe shit.

>>33639309

Oh, they say they aren't? Then it must be true.

>>33639311
That plan is shit, we should scrap it. The Mutare plan is much more feasible. If we had more manpower, like a solid army of 10k+ then we could do the two pronged blitzkrieg invasion, but it's simply not possible with what we're looking at here.

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>>33639328
>refer to pic related
Goddamnit I forgot pic related.
Pic related.
/k/ is not /pol/, especially not nowadays.

>>33639310
Mutare is right on the border, so we can dip if they have overwhelming force, and the region itself is very mountainous. It also has a rail line straight to Salisbury, and a river serving as a great defensive position

>>33639322

Better change this LARP scenario to how to suck jew dick to get financing then

>>33639339
A plan needs to be made with a conservative estimate of available troops. There's simply no way that 10k /k/ommandos would show for this.

>>33639310
Mutare is easiest to defend because it's near the border in case shit hits the fan and it's surrounded by mountains. Easy to build fortifications and kill zones there.

>>33639229
Most of those threads had the decency to restrict themselves to an island or a relatively small piece of land with little in the way of military, paramilitary, or police forces. Zimbabwe is roughly the size of Montana, has a population of 14 million, and has an active military of 30,000 personnel and national police about 2/3 that number. Not to mention those old threads would actually consider things like logistics, politics, infrastructure, and hearts and minds. This thread thinks it can take Zimbabwe with 2000 light infantry.

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If you don't go in wearing booty shorts and bush hats, you are wrong and deserve to be mowed down by AK spraying communist niggers

>>33639358
That's why I'm proposing Mutare. A force of a couple hundred /k/ommandos would be more than enough if we struck quickly and unexpectedly from the Mozambique border. Once Mutare is secure we'd show that it's possible to make progress in this fight and call for disaffected Europeans and Americans to join the fight and help create something beautiful.

>>33639328
>Taking over a failed african state is one of those ways and sounds totally awesome
>justifying it with pseudo-intellectual bullshit
>talk LARP with pseudo-military bullshit

so basically /pol/ is /k/ with more intellectual curiosity? ok.

>>33639360
This right here

>>33639312
And if we get the local economy going, we could get a thousand or so native recruits to join us, seeing their father's world of plenty for the first time.

>>33639339
Yeah, mutare and guerrilla warfare is the way to go

>>33639378
This thread is also banking on Zimbabwe collapsing into civil war before making a move. Not the most unrealistic thing I've ever heard but still.

>>33639396
But as the other anon said, we must wait until Zimbabwe is full /civil war/ mode. It would be like Japan taking Manchuria; easy pickings

>>33639379
Booty shorts and Rhodie caps would be fucking mandatory. Anyone caught out of uniform would be immediately executed.

>>33639378
Yeah, that's my problem with this kinda thing.
Invading Zimbabwe would be a lost ass cause no matter how good our tactics would be.
I'd rather invade somewhere that wasn't a lost cause.
Maybe the Pitcairn islands? There's like, 50 fucking people there at this point.

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>>33639419
>tfw you ARE the other Anon

If there's one thing I think /pol/ does right it's poster IDs and flags.

Sooo. Do any of you actually speak Ndebele or Shona? Or actually been to Zimbabwe before? Even once?

>>33639421
Examples of the rhode caps? I wanna make sure I get it right

Also, since Rhodes camo isn't readily available, can woodland and tiger stripe be a good alternative (both, especially tiger stripe, are A E S T H E T I C)

>>33639414
>collapsing into civil war before making a move
>civil war removes what little inhibitions remain from civil institutions in an already chaotic landscape
>somehow this is an advantage for a bunch of foreigners with zero knowledge of local customs and tribal associations
>niggers will happily abandon all their differences temporarily to slaughter foreign whitebois

this is gonna be gud

>>33639430
Because invading the Pitcairn Islands is fucking pointless. The reason reclaiming Rhodesia is a worthy goal is because we'd be honoring the place's history and we'd actually be able to make a tangible difference in the world. Imagine a country in Southern Africa actually living up to its potential, it would be amazing.

>>33639432
I love you, my sweet prince

>>33635038

I would love to but unfortunately the Neutrality Act of 1794 and my respect for the law prevents me from doing so.

Don't end up like the white supremacists that tried to invade Dominica in the 1980s.

>>33639437
Lots of Zimbabweans speak English. I believe it's actually one of the official languages. And I have been to Zimbabwe before, to Harare. It's a fucking shithole.

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>>33639344
Rhodesia's most elite unit, the Selous Scouts

>>33639447
Eh, I'm not really that interested in that. I care more about the actual tactical/logistical side of it, and that just doesn't seem manageable for something like Rhodesia.

>>33639459
For the most part, we're not white supremacists, we just want a better future for this once prosperous part of africa

>>33639447

>imagine a country in Southern Africa actually living up to its full potential

Sounds like what the Britbongs kept sperging about before getting BTFO by assorted locals and generally making a huge mess of things

>>33639470
Which is exactly why the original Rhodesia declared independence from them in the first place. Britbongs had the wrong idea with colonialism, this is much more of a nationalist idea. It's literally the forging of a nation.

>>33639438
Pls, I NEED answers

;_;

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>>33639507
Oh I'm sorry man. Honestly they're really similar to Aussie WW1 hats

>pic related

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>>33639507
Boonies were also pretty common.

>>33639535
I have a woodland boonie, but what are the rhode caps called, I need to find one

>>33639480
It's colonialism. Like, actual, full-on, white man's burden, colonialism. At least be honest about that much. No one has actually said anything about how they're going to get the locals on their side.

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>>33639507
No nvm, I take that back >>33639521

They're like the hats that are in the OP's pic. They're always green though. They've got hats like that as well as these fucking god tier green berets.

>>33635038
I'll get some short shorts, cum lube, and eye liner. Boipussy for all.

>>33639549
I've been up front with this already. Look at fucking Africa dude, it's a mess. Life was undeniably better for everyone, even the natives, when it was run by white men. The whole idea is to show the people living in the cities that a better life is possible, the country tribesmen are pretty much a lost cause as they'd be fighting us as much as they'd be fighting the government. Not saying we need to genocide them, just violently suppress them like any other country does with their violent rebels.

>>33639550
Thanks man. But tiger stripe and woodland are good alternatives, yes?

>>33639018
>go to africa to fight for a new country
>the incursion will be funded by a millionaire autist
>Successfully take over country with plenty of munitions and food
>decided to go back home
>find out US and Russia have both nuked each other to hell
My dream.

>>33639570
I wholly agree with you. Tiger stripe + woodland would be A E S T H E T I C as fuck. You have my blessing.

>>33639570
About as close as you can get nowadays.

>>33639549
What is the problem with that exactly?

>>33639576
Fuck going back home. I'm going for a new life. There's no more adventure or danger in the world anymore, that's what this whole expedition is about in my mind.

>>33639587
Thanks anon.

So far, my wishlist is: woodland or tiger stripe booty shorts, fatigue shirt/jacket, the caps with the folded back part, and an FAL and sterling smg (for stormtrooper aesthetics)

>>33639604
I imagine the imminent fear of death will probably change that pretty quickly. But then again it's not like my life is going anywhere.

>>33639610
Don't forget the Bowie Knife, anon, that's probably one of the most essential parts.

>>33639618
I've been in that situation multiple times growing up in a shit neighborhood. The difference here is that if I died I'd at least die for something I believe in.

I need this thread to get archived. I have a flight to catch in like 6 hours but I can't go to sleep while this is still going on.

>>33639181
Dude, we've been making threads like this since /k/ was created in 2008.

>>33639633
I was thinking maybe my father's old curved machete from his time in Mexico. It would be like an heirloom

>>33637496

>(((The rest of the world)))

>>33639644
Where are you going? Anywhere fun?

>>33639655
Okay I'm fucking retarded and replied to basically all the wrong people.
That post was meant for the faggots with poles shoved up their asses about all this.

>>33639566
What better life? There hasn't been any mention of how things would actually improve. We're still talking about how what is essentially a small militia will launch a coordinated invasion without supply units, a logistics trail, heavy weaponry, or air support and not only directly engage enemy forces, but will take and hold thousands of square miles of territory.

>>33639265
So that's why you're being such a fag, lol is this your first day on 4chan?

>>33639677
Why are you so autistic about a hypothetical scenario anon?
What is the problem???

>>33639677
We could give up portions of land in exchange for non-aggression pacts with the neighboring countries. It would make everything easier to manage too

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>>33639670
Berkely

>>33639677
It's much more the dream of what could be. Obviously the first phase is taking over the country but the years of rebuilding is where the potential lies.

>>33639690
Calm down, these are questions that need to be solved

>>33639693
Honestly after a few years if Nova Rhodesia is doing as well as it has the capability to we could spread our revolution instead. At the very least we could protect the white minority in South Africa.

>>33639700
Have fun anon

>>33639693
Recipe for disaster in my opinion. That will put enemy forces closer to our cities, so we would be at their mercy.

Instead, we train oper8ers to raid neighboring countries and fuck them up so bad they will be at our mercy, kind of like the Selous Scouts but actually target the enemy governments

>>33639707
Yeah. Though we should try to be caring for all, not just whites. That way, we antagonize the UN less

>>33639707

do you guys actually believe the shit that comes out of your mouths? are you that retarded or is this board some kind of role-playing game?

also, most of you are white virgins who have never set foot in Africa and never will.

>>33639710
Thanks bro, I appreciate it.

>>33639712
Totally agree. We'd have a Mossad style covert operations unit specifically designed to fuck with neighboring countries to keep them off our back. It'd be glorious.

>>33639720
Are you black?

>>33639712
Too many enemies. And the UN would kick our teeth in if we tried that

>>33639716
As I said earlier, let them come. White people would absolutely be my priority in this scenario, especially since white south africans are literally being murdered just because they're white and successful.

>>33639459
I'd rather be like this guy, minus the part where he went a little too far.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Walker_(filibuster)

>created the filibuster and ruled Nicaragua for a short time

>>33639721
Like I said, the UN would kick our teeth in, but if we kept off their radar by being really covert, we should be good

>>33639720
We just wanna have fun. And nothing is more fun than plotting the invasion of a corrupt foreign country

>>33639728
We'd need to find a means of making ourselves useful to Western governments. Similar to how Israel gets away with pretty much whatever they want to do because they're in an indispensable position as far as the US is concerned. I'd suggest taking control of the vast mineral wealth of the region and offering it to western countries at ridiculously cheap prices.

>>33639723

I'm Shona and Zulu

>>33639737
It fucking amazing me the level of tard rage this thread has inspired in some people. I literally just threw this on the board because I thought it was a fun idea and wanted to see if anyone would run with it.

>>33639741
We terrorize Mozambique (with the covert teams) to give us sea access, then we trade

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>>33639737

White Rhodesians had small cocks.

One of the reasons Rhodesia failed was because the Shona were seducing all the white women with their monstrously huge black cocks.

>>33639746
So literally a mixed breed mutt who has never touched pussy and spends his free time arguing with LARPers over 4chan.

>>33639755
Who cares

>>33639760

That's not mixed. We're all Bantu tribes of the same blood.

Just different cultures and languages.

Like I said before, you mouth-breathing virgins will never set foot in Africa. I'm not sure you'll even set foot outside your basements.

Honestly if any of you are serious you should contact Afrikaners in south africa. Most of them are open to the idea of a Afrikaner state in south Africa or somewhere else in Africa.

>>33639618
>I imagine the imminent fear of death

Not the anon you're replying to, but that's the only time I've really felt alive. Being in a combat zone and hearing the alarms go off for the first time was one of the most exhilarating moments of life, to think that you may finally have your mettle tested.

>>33639760
btfo holy shit

>>33639754
Honestly I don't even think that the rest of the world would care that much if there was just an overt military strike to take the southern portion of Mozambique's coastline. As long as it didn't devolve into a prolonged guerrilla war and a subsequent humanitarian crisis I have a hard time thinking that the UN would get it's jimmies rustled too much.

When the government collapses we should be able to just roll in and establish a <s>colony</s> humanitarian aid mission. Once we have a sustainable base we can <s>expand</s> defend ourselves into hostile territory.

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>>33639773
hahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahaahah

>>33639690
Because the hypothetical scenarios presented so far are stupid. If you're going to discuss taking over a country do it right. The planning, assembly, execution, and aftermath of invasions and coup d'états are fascinating and complex, and so far all we've gotten is four threads of videogame tactics.

>>33639789
Why haven't you blessed us with your profound wisdom yet, oh Great One?

>>33639777
Honestly if a conflict starts down there I will absolutely fly down and join them. I'm flying across the entire country to go to this Berkely think because there's the possibility that I can beat the fuck out of some snot nosed antifa faggot.

>>33639782
It would develop into that. Though we could have that area as like a puppet state of sorts. Think of the polish corridor during interwar

>>33639796
Don't get hurt. They don't hit hard, but they might get hair dye on you

>>33639784
Is this real? All the more reason to invade Zimbabwe

>>33639805
They might blind me with some glitter or something.

>>33639782
>As long as it didn't devolve into a prolonged guerrilla war and a subsequent humanitarian crisis I have a hard time thinking that the UN would get it's jimmies rustled too much.

You realize we're talking about Africa, right? Five minutes after the operation starts three more nations will join in and by the 48 hour mark you'll be allied with Mozambique and fighting an insurgency controlled by a Chinese oil company.

>>33635038
>It's okay to go into the black homeland and colonize a place for whites
>but it's not okay for people of color to move in and colonize in the white homelands

>>33639812
That's a fair point I suppose. I think I have some delusions about the military capability and effectiveness of our /k/ommandos.

>>33639825
Let me help you
>niggers

>>33639828
I think we should just stick to our own borders and not start shit with the neighboring nations. We need to focus on consolidation

>>33639793
I have already pointed out that a small force the size of an understrength brigade with zero support is completely unsuitable for the task at hand. Either scale down the gameplan or increase the amount of troops. Also no one has pointed out that if you're invading in force from neighboring countries it means you have the implicit, if not explicit, support of those nations.

>>33639825
It's ok to go and civilize backwards run down african shitholes.

It's not ok for backwards african savages to come into civilized societies and destroy them so they turn into backwards shitholes.

This is the biggest false equivalency I think I've ever seen.

>>33639676
shit happens

>>33639705
>>33639677
As retarded as it sounds, you could have a moderately effective airforce capable of strafing fire by hooking up a Cessnas with machine guns on the wings and trigger mechanisms attached to the control stick.

For supply lines, you would have to go in with at least a weeks worth of supplies for each man and target a single major city to be used as a Command and Replenishment depot, basically sequestering all of the available supplies within the town to continue the operation.

Considering that Zimbabwe has had issues even affording it's own military's paychecks, I'm not too worried about needing heavy weaponry.

http://www.africanindy.com/business/zimbabwe-cant-pay-soldiers-5280356

>>33639839
We could conduct a guerrilla war and raid a them for supplies. If we stick to the mountains and jungles, it should be fine

let's say you seize some land and start having white families

a bunch of shona tribesmen invade your area and pull out their huge black cocks for your women to see.

what now? do you sit by and watch as your wives and daughters get plunged by monstrous big black cocks?

>>33639846
As previously discussed, mutare is the best city to attack

>>33639789
Well then help us out if you know what you're doing since it's pretty obvious we don't.

>>33639839
It wouldn't be enough to take the whole country, you're right, but we could take Mutare in a surprise attack and hold it while we build up strength. Then follow the rail lines to launch an assault on Salisbury once we've recruited a sizable enough force. Most of these volunteers would probably be disaffected Americans and Europeans who are tired of seeing their countries go to shit.

>>33639860
Well, HIV is too common for them to take a chance, so oh well

>>33639860
Hopefully by this point they've been so infected by the chink infestation that they've lost the source of their power due to cross pollination.

Alright that's it for me boys. Thanks so much for the fucking awesome thread, this is the best one I think I've ever started on this site. God speed to you all, I'll see you on the campaign trail.

>>33639910
Goodbye brother

it would be a lost cause

any white woman brought over would get impregnated by the local tribesmen and give birth to strong black babies

>>33639935
They'd die of AIDS before that

>>33639867
You're not building up strength without offering something tangible to recruits. You can't even pull an ISIS and offer an ideological reason for them to join you. Why would disaffected Americans and Europeans go and fight in Africa because of issues they have with their nation?

This is a pretty good ERP thread

>>33639796
It doesnt have to be through conflict. Plenty of poor places in africa to buy up land and then declare independence

>>33639954
Pretty simple. Offera fresh start, a new life. Tell them they'll be the start of something great. All that shit.

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>>33635038
you dont already own a FAL? fag...

>>33639973
We can't all have nice things

>>33639954
A better life for their children is a worthy cause

>>33639979
>a better life for their children
>in an AIDS infested African country

Are you Jim Jones by any chance?

>>33639987
I don't actually know who that is. I feel kinda dumb now

>>33639887
Chinese-African half-breeds sounds wrong

>>33640000
The quads confirm it.

>>33639991
You should read about him. He was fucked in the head but also a genius

>>33639987
We're not going there to live amongst the africans we're going there to live amongst ourselves

>>33639183
I had a hearty kek, thank you anon

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The Rhodesian Inner Circle will be the most elite kommandos and the ringleaders of the operation (us). We'll be the Selous Scouts, and to be as tough as them, we have to build up massive endurance/strength, learn effective guerilla warfare techniques, have amazing teamwork.

Start training lads.

>>33639183
Africans are largely retarded


Literally mentally handicapped, it's like a whole continent filled with kids.

>>33639233
This isnt entirely accurate anon. Black intelligence is on a bell curved just like everybody elses. Theirs just happens to be farther on the left and as such have far fewer people on the right, but tgey do have intelligent blacks, they're the ones that tend to run things in the countries that aren't totally insane.

>>33639700
I live super close to Berkeley anon!


Are you coming to tour the college? I can show a fellow /k/ommando around.

>>33640117

circle-jerking each other for hours doesn't really count as endurance teamwork

>>33639809
>>33639796
Kek

>>33640209
Exactly, that's why /pol/ can't work as a team

>>33640239
>muh /pol/

look closer

>>33639661
Funnily enough the majority of South African Jews were against the ANC coming into power and were strongly against communism and communists such as Joe Slovo. South African Jews and Anglos pushed for the PP and wanted a Rhodesia-style government put into place, believing it will take international pressure of South Africa.

>>33640329
>thinks this is anything more than jew vs jew

topkek

>>33639468

I'm not accusing anyone here of being anything. The Dominica fiasco in 1981 involved white supremacists.

>>33640369
>thinks this is anything more than jew vs jew
Care to elaborate? I may be misunderstanding that statement.

>>33640381
>white supremacists
That's terrible. That's why this will never work, you know?

>>33640381
Give me a quick summary please

>>33640392
What if we all tatoo ourselves green from head to toe?

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>>33640397

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Red_Dog

I still say we should buy land in somalia and settle it with Afrikaners and /k/omandos.

They're weak and have a low population density plus we could help police the waters to keep the UN off our backs.

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>>33640474
The main reason we're taking Rhodesia is because we're restoring something. Rhodesia was a brave little nation while Somalia was just an Italian colony. Also, Rhodesia is a beautiful country.

>>33640498
Good for you, its full of blacks though and they will kick and scream for gibsmedats until your nation is theirs and they run it into the dirt and then rape it.

Better to start somewhere new like taking a piece of somalia.

>>33640573
I'm think /pol/ has claimed Somalia as Kekistan at the moment.

>>33640603
Im just saying your plan us fucking retarded and you act like Rhodesia was lost from lack of spirited fighting. The only way to ensure a nation for white africans doesnt go to shit is to not have africans living in it. The only way to do that is to legally displace them through purchasing land.

Anything else is an idiotic scenario that delays the inevitable.

Rhodesia will never rise again and if by some miracle it does it will be killed again the same way it was before.

>>33640603
/pol/ gets Somalia and we take Rhodesia, let's see how long it takes them to beg us for help