IT'S HAPPENING

>>33635018
Good to go

>>33635018
>norks nuke Cali
>we nuke norks
>have beers with rest of Asia having finally solved that problem

It's win win.

>may
>MAY

get this fake langauge shit out of here. The term "breaking news" has grossly lost its bite.

What if the "big event" is Kim Jong Un mooning the entire world on live television?

>>33635018
Nothing is happening, but you're supposed to think it will. The only thing keeping Kim in power is his people's perception that he can protect them. He cannot back down. The US has nothing to gain and quite a few things to lose. Kim knows that.

>kim pretends like hes gonna launch nukes
>immediately gets attention of entire world for a week

gosh its almost like were giving him attention when he asks for it.

Kim isn't the unpredictable factor here. He is doing just more of the same shit he always does. It's the US that's the loose cannon here. 50 Tomahawks in Syria was one thing. 50 Tomahawk hitting shit in NK will not be considered a 'hint' but the opening fireworks to full blown war.

eventually two vectors always intersect. this has been a long time coming. all because we made the mistake of trusting the disgusting soviets slav dogs. kill kill kill.

>>33635212
You miss the part about the moab?

>>33635131
>gosh its almost like were giving him attention when he asks for it.
usually it's just a public reprimand followed by his foodstamps.
this is different because he is being told under threat of force that his little communist poverty camp out will not be allowed to threaten the safety of america's west coast citizens.
even china has deployed more troops to their border, either in collusion with the us' threat or because of it.

kim will either end his bluff and shuffle back to his palace or see attacks on suspected nuclear and missile infrastructure.

>>33635235

Nope. But what were the IS to do, that they aren't already? Drop a 100 moabs and it won't change the war with ISIS. I'm old enough to remember Clinton doing the same symbolic military gestures. Kim won't lift a finger at US forces, he's got easier targets lines up. And he knows the US forces are fairly stretched at the moment.

I won't worry about it. I already have an Honorable Discharge from the Marines, with a RE-3P Reentry code. I'm probably not getting back in even if they do a draft.

>>33635018
my balls have been blue all week.

>>33635307
>Drop a 100 moabs

I'm down.

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Let's go, bitches.

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>>33635018
>born just in time to see videos of North Korea getting fucking nuked on youtube

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YEESSSSSS

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Christ, please don't let them shell Seoul. My bonus this year depends on a good showing in SK.

Also, dead people are bad too, but yeah, bonus.

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>>33635568

>>33635307
>stretched
You mean with all these troops in garrison mopping up rain?

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>>33635581

>>33635018
Cali gets nuked. We throw a party thank north Korea ask them to try for NY

>>33635608

I am not counting troops. I am counting ships and planes with strike capabilities. You know, the kind of fireworks that can be used without any costs in soldier lives and the popularity loss involved in that.

>>33635018
>sending millennials to war
It's really the only way to fix them.

>>33635747
Like all those b2's chillin at whiteman? Stop...

>>33635747
What if they have tunnels leading into Worst Korea? Those fucking gooks are good at digging.

>>33635440
Samey same here. But I wanna get back in.

Yall ever see the Bill Burr bit about rednecks wanting to go fight? I know he's joking but shit I'm game. Make a /k/ division and just promise us first raping rights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE3CHLx9Jdw

>>33635018
DO IT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvLlWh-guck

>>33635820
What happens if your seperation code dictates an re3 but your re1 on your dd214/red?
>asking for a friend

>>33635820
I got diagnosed with something even worse after I got out, so I highly doubt I'd be able to get back in.

>>33635762
>They give up
>expect norks to take them in for skilled labour
>Get shot anyways for a slice of pork

>>33635909
Not a damned clue.

>>33635923
I mean, that sounds like a win-win.

>>33635944
Yeah.. i dont think its happened before. Guess we'll find out

>>33635806

They have had a ceasefire for more than 60 years. Of course there will be tunnels, leading toward the border anyway. All that really matters is the biggest zerg rush since the Somme, with infinite amounts of mindwashed asians out to take the rest of their country back from the capitalist filth. It won't go well.

>>33635978
SK isn't going to just let NK run over them. Human wave attacks didn't work too well for Iran back in the Iran-Iraq war back against fortified positions.

Honestly, every big of media (for what that's worth) that I've read on this says NK holds Seoul hostage with artillery. When that falls, and it would suck for Seoul, so does the NK regime.

If I'm wrong, point me at the links and I'll read them.

>>33636044

SK have also prepared for war for the last 60 years. There will be a massive evacuation to safer areas as the army go to meet the threat. If US troops join in the NK guys will be masturbating three days to end in celebration. Then China steps in to 'pacify the NK regions close to the Chinese, and we have a full party in swing.

>>33635018
Anons, please listen to me.


William Arkin is a fucking tool.

>>33637515
Tell me more about this Wilhelm Anakin shit posting.

>>33637582
He's referring to the writer of the OP article of NBC.

>>33637621
I know. I was trying to make a joke. Apparently, just not a good one.

>>33635018
Oi bb

>>33637663
about ever B1 52 on base here in kansas just left about 30 minutes ago. ever gave it much thought. til just now.

>>33635090
we would have something to gain though. NK would finally be gone after all this time.

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>>33637515
Ten4

>>33635078
It was an unveiling a new street

>>33635708
no

>>33637515
When oppen puts his trip back on to say something, it must be that important.

>>33635251

China has already said that if North Korea uses detonates their nuke, they will bomb all nork nuclear facilities.

>>33635018
my wife told me south korea is reporting that Pyongyang is being evacuated in preparation.

ITS FUCKIN HAPPENING, THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN IS GONNA DO IT!

>>33638318
He deported 600,000 people in a city of 2.3 million

Theres good reasons though

He fears that those who arent utmost loyal to the regime will not fight and will join or escape to the south

All "criminals" and their relatives are deported from Pyon-yang

>>33638318
Links or it didn't happen. Korean runes accepted.

>>33638347
http://mengnews.joins.com/view.aspx?aid=3032113

No need to know K-Lang

>>33635018

> US poised to launch first strike

How is this different than any other Thursday?

>>33635018
>telgraphing intent
Trump doesn't do this.

>>33638318
i cant type in moon runes dude. hold on ill ask her if she will find it for you autisms.

>>33638347
http://news.naver.com/main/hotissue/read.nhn?mid=hot&sid1=100&cid=1049580&iid=49368820&oid=003&aid=0007891746&ptype=052

>>33638338
The source pointed out that Pyongyang's OPP facility, which can avoid airborne bombing, could not accommodate more than 260 million citizens, so it took such measures to secure evacuation space for core forces by evacuating a large number of people, including ex-convicts.

>including

not JUST ex-convicts.

>>33638397
>rate the article via emoji
>the choices are happy, indifferent, sad, angry, and glasses
Evacuation orders glasses the FUCK out of me, you have no idea.

>>33638449
lmfao what did you expect?

>>33638359
>>33638397
Danke.

>>33635793
Easy now... That's my back yard

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>>33638449
i got you on that too senpai.

>>33638459
np mien kamerad.

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>>33637786
have you considered the implications of that? There'd be a massive refugee crisis and the South Koreans (who are already dealing with a major political scandal) would be burdened by having to prop up the remnants of a Juche shithole for the next few decades.

for the time being, it's in everybody's best interests to maintain the status quo. Whether Trump and his boys over at the Pentagon realize this is anyone's guess.

>>33638506
And after the period of unrest Korea would likely come out of it even stronger. I would say that it's not in the interest of the people of North Korea to remain under the rule of its current regime, nor is it in the long term interest of Korea as a whole. The two parts will probably be united eventually, better sooner rather than later when the outcome is the removal of the NK regime which has been a major pain in the ass the past 5-6 decades. It's time we finished what we started anyway.

>>33638720
>>33638506
And by come out of it stronger, I mean after the decade or so of complete fuckedness that will obviously come with a major refugee crisis and major overhaul of NK agricultural and industrial capabilities.

>>33635065
Pls no
I'm on vacation in San Francisco for the weekend. (I wish I wasn't.)

Take LA instead.

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herrooo

>>33638732
my wife and others told me south korea has planed for this for a while, and basically north koreans would be kept in NK for a while. they would rebuild, and give them aid and start meshing their infrastructures, rebuilding the land using existing structures and building new ones.

they have a plan, and i doubt trump is going to make a huge move like this without making sure south korea can hold back the wave of refugees.

im sure a lot of them will flee to places like china and russia. i just hope to god they dont try to flee to europe..... shit would get real crazy in europe with the arival of thousands (if not more) koreans flooding in and fighting the mudslims for dominance over the gimedats.

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>>33635018
i can't fucking wait, MY BODY IS READY

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>>33635065
I live in Commiefornia and even I wish this would happen. Fuck North California. But sadly
> They'll probably blow themselves up trying to launch a nuke... then we'll nuke them for good measure
> They nuke an ally, china or russia, then we all nuke them for good measure
> They nuke South Korea or Japan, we nuke them for good measure

I'd be more concerned for Hawaii desu...

>>33635212
Tech the war between North Korea and South Korea is still on going.... they've just had a very long cease fire going. Mostly because North Korea knows they can't win...

>>33638733
San Francisco and Sacramento need to go... sorry senpai. You will be missed. I'll drink in remembrance of you...

>>33638376
But he is kinda frank and straightforward with his intentions

>>33638750
herro grorious reader.

>>33640685
Any nuke or IRBM NK launches has to fly over the entire pacific fleet THEN has to deal with pac-3 and thaad spamming the fuck out of it.

It won't make it.

If I'm a tranny that tried to kill myself multiple times I can't get drafted right?

>>33640753
>If I'm a tranny that tried to kill myself multiple times I can't get drafted right?

you should be dropped on Pyongyang tomorrow with no chute

>>33635212
You know what the difference between NK and Syria is? No one gives a fuck about the Norks. China is getting sick of babysitting the Kims, and Russia couldn't give any less fucks if they tried considering how closely they're watching Syria. Having Shitty Korea getting their collective assholes stretched out would benefit everybody.

>>33640778
Hopefully not too high of a distance, I'm Korean so if I survived I might be able to bargain my way back to Seoul. :(

>>33640812
>tranny
>Korean
You lucky fucker. I'm transitioning with Slav genes.

>>33640829
I'm an unpassable hon baka

At least I won't get drafted though :3

Nothing is going to happen

Question.. if americans invaded NK could a foreigner join the US infantry easily and fast during that short term war?

>>33635970
I'm pretty sure I was supposed to get an RE-3 but my DD-214 says RE-1. I'm going to enlist if we declare war. I will rape the shit out of some Korean bitches. Even if you have RE-3 it's still waiverable.

>>33640866
Boot camp is like 1-3 months.
> US would make N. Korea surrender in a matter of hours... not even a day...

>>33636100
There are also bunkers everywhere in Seoul, and most people can make it there before the arty hits.

>>33635018
>The US will intervene if NK gets all nukey

THIS JUST IN
STATUS QUO
I REPEAT
STATUS QUO

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>>33640920

>>33640685
If by chance they did I hope they hit SF

>>33640866
It would not be a war. It would be the US steamrolling this little country and all the starving soldiers in it. Wouldn't last long.

>>33640950
noice

>>33640856
Seconded.

Trump is trying to act like a big man , but he didnt care to learn about the Korean war ))

How fucked is Seoul if this goes down?

>>33641063
I would imagine taking out Nork artillery is the first priority, so not as fucked as one might think

>>33641063
Some guy from SK said from there is about 10 minutes of air time before shells land in Seoul. He said they are prepared for this and there is a massive subway system with bunkers everywhere. He said there will be an estimated 10 shells per second landing in the city until the guns are destroyed, but who knows how long that will take.

>>33635978
MOPs

>>33641103

NK has thousands of 8" artillery guns, and hundreds of rocket artillery pieces.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o3FTgL2L0g&t=1s&spfreload=10

>>33640900
Every war that gets hyped starts with the same promises of short duration.

>>33640753
Yoy can kill yourself like all trannies end up doing you defective freakshow.

>>33641501

>all this tension
>artillery at the ready
>Private Kim accidentally the trigger on a gun and sends on shell flying
>everybody else stares for 30 seconds trying to decide if that was a goof or if it's happening
>they all fire just in case
>a ND starts Korean War II: Pyongyang Bugaloo

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>>33638942
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY
SEXY LAAADYYY
OP
OP OP OP
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE

>>33635018
It's fake news

>>33636044

Nah, they wouldn't be human wave attacks: they would be closer to the military mining efforts of WWI where the Norks try to invade South Korea through busting from tunnels dug by their military engineers moleman style while everyone is focused on taking out their artillery.

>>33635581
>when your yearly bonus relies on the survival of Seoul but they violated the NAP.

>>33641524
>Implying North Korea isn't the nation equivalent of the shortbus....
> China is actually backing us up
> Russia doesn't give a flying fuck

North Korea is surrounded from the South, and both West and East. It really won't last long.
> 1 MOAB and they are done...

>>33641617

China isn't exactly "backing" the US. It's rather obvious that in the case of conflict China would merely invade sooner to get a Chinese (and not a US) friendly government.

If I've learnt anything by living with the Chinese, it's that the fucking bugmen aren't worthy of trust. They will nuke NK before it gets reunited with a US-friendly South.

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>>33638809
>MFW Korean Refugees start flooding Europe
>Decide they like the slight increase in freedom, become incredibly nationalistic towards their new homeland
>look down on the waves of disgusting brown refugees from the middle east.
>form their own enclaves of patriotism and kimchi
>muzzies flip out because eating dog is harram, attack everyone
>rooftop koreans 2: european boogaloo

It's probably a best case scenario for Europe desu.

>>33640782

China is giving a fuck all right. Not about the regime, but about the millions of goatherders that will flood across the Chinese border at the drop of the first bomb. China's economy is a vast machine an issue like having to deal with even a hundred thousand nork refugees is going to slam into them. Dealing with two millions of them will be a disaster of biblical proportions for them. So yeah, they give a fuck. It's just not a sympathy fuck.

>>33640975

North Korea doesn't starve its soldiers. It starves the civilians if necessary, to feed the soldiers.

>>33638733
no fuck u why should they nuke LA when nor cal is closer

Yeah LA is shit but i can't move out at a moments notice senpai

>>33635018
No shit, wtf you think the MOAB being dropped in Afghanistan was for- a dry run and a warning.

>>33641766
i have total faith in best koreans.

now if only we could make that happen and have them go full 1,000 year Riech.

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>>33641103
you guys want to know the fucked up part about seoul?

>all these big giant concrete, cheap apartments are built to shelter the city from artillery.
>they face the north on the broad sides.

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>>33643069
and all the tunnels and mountainside roads leading toward north korea, have sabotage points built into them so they can block north korea from invading.

>>33635522
Kek

Also checked

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>>33643087
and if youve ever been to SK you probably have driven by thousands of these and not even known they were there.


south korea is the aisan switzerland. prepare for the worst game of castle defense you will ever want to play.

>>33641556
Fuckin' lord of the rings shit right there

>>33640957
Hey, I live right next to San Francisco, take it easy anon.

>>33635018
>MAY
op must be fucking retarded

>>33643698
you should have moved.
>i dont care what excuse you have

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>Destroy Dianne Feinstein's city AND thousands of fags

Why don't we want San Francisco nuked???

>>33643098
man, I fucking wish America was so badass that we had bunkers just scattered around with full auto AKs sitting inside. I'll get paid min wage to scare people all day.

Better yet, I want to do it on the border. Just pointing a gun at Mexicans all day, so far out that I bring my own ammo if I feel like target shooting.

I'm joining BP.

>>33640685
Fuck north California? No fuck you.
Humboldt isn't this Bullshit like the rest of California.
And don't get me fucking started on SF, SF is not fucking north.
You're faggity ass side of California is dragging the north down.

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>>33635018
>WW1
Don't worry, lads! We'll push the Hun back to Berlin and we'll be home by Christmas!
>>takes four years with millions of people dead
>WW2
What are you guys so worried about? We'll push the nips back to their shitty island by summer and the Brits and the rest of us will break the Krauts by fall!
>>six years later hundreds of millions of people are dead along with the invention of nuclear warfare
>Now
lel, the Norks are absolute shit. Even if we do go to war China and their allies won't even do shit because they know it's a lost cause.
Call me a faggot all you want but if we do go to war it won't be a little campaign. It WILL be at least the conflict of the century. Even if it does end fast the chinks will want some of the best Korean clay to convert back to a pinko hellhole and they won't be too fond of bordering a US ally.

>>33643828
>What are national guard armories

>>33635018
nothing is happening

nothing ever happens

>>33643814
what do you think happens to a US Rep if their district suddenly dies?

>>33644099
They lose the election when 99% of their fag base is eliminated

>>33644108
This... Obviously wishing your countrymen nuked is pretty bad... Yet, I can't bring myself to oppose it. Think about the people in LA and San Fransisco. Individually there's probably a solid third of them who deserve to live. However in their position I would be fine with dying for the greater good of my country.

>>33637515
Pack it up lads. Thread's over.

It's been happening for what, 10 years now?

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>>33635018
>mfw it's my last year before Selective Services won't take me anymore
>mfw they'll probably make me a medic or something because I'm in med school and I won't get to kill anyone

>>33644154

Patience, laddie. Tomorrow is when the 'celebration of the Great Sun of Korean wonderfulness' is supposed to happen. If that turns out to be a wet fart and yet another failed boom, it's probably cool for a while. If there's a proper nuke blast, the bells will be ringing.

>>33635018
>mfw China Invades from the North
>US and ROK from the South
>North Korea gets Polandized
lmao

>>33644219
Thinking you have a say because of your qualifications. Lol.

>>33635018
>>33635074

BREAKING NEWS: NOTHING HAS HAPPENED

PLEASE STAND BY FOR FURTHER UPDATES ON THIS SITUATION

Please please please nuke California. America would turn so fucking red if it happened.

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>>33637515

>posting in an oppenheimer thread

>>33644320
This.

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>>33645756
this. Hope you lads stocked up on mask filters and MRE's.

>>33637515
blessed be this thread. i love you opp, hope you're safe.

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>>33641766
>Patriotism and kimchi
This coffee burns my nostrils