CIA Special Activities Division

>>33630464
god no. they are specialists at gathering humint and intervening in particular situations that require deniability.

they would be complete shit at most other tasks.

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>>33630464

>CIA

>Good at anything

Most of their field agents in hostile countries are too afraid to even leave their hotels. They just bribe locals to get information.

That's how they "found" Osama - some Pakistani junior officer just showed up to claim the 25 million reward.

>>33630501
Most of them are ex Delta or marines etc etc so I doubt that.

No.

They give the CIA a capability in armed action where it might be necessary, not prolonged warfighting. They're civilians. They have nothing like the supporting assets, infrastructure or equipment that a professional regular force has.

The CIA is probably the most incompetent intelligence agency in the northern hemisphere.

>>33630464
elite fighters =/= clandestine operators
see >>33630490

>>33630464
And again, you're confusing Special Operations Group (SOG), a sub-unit of SAD, and SAD.

SAD also includes the Political Action Group which has nothing to do with fighting or "operating".

>>33630501
>wow due to that one failure I guess they're incompetent
>implying 99% of their missions won't be classified for the better part of this century

People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to post on this board.

>>33630464
No. Basically it's where old washed up operators go when they aren't ready to stop operating yet. I'm sure they are still good, but nowhere near as good as any tier one units.

hmm

>>33630464
Nobody knows what it's like to be the SAD man

>>33630464
The best group in the world is the one you do not know about.

>>33630464
No. We've been told by milfags that they are disgusting pieces of shit who will, on orders, liquidate entire families -- the dog, the gramma, the baby in the cradle -- because they were ordered to and because the family was headed by a pro-insurgency sheik.

That's the part of the Anbar Awakening you didn't hear about in the dinosaur media, and these are the people who would be coming into you house to get your AR under any future Democratic President. Remember that.

>>33632683
Is there a thread your presence does not immediately turn to cancer?

>>33632694
Probably /arg/ but only because the bar is already so low even Phil couldn't lower it

>>33632794
kek
/arg/ muh acog

>>33632683
Do you ever stop to think that maybe people on /k/ don't know what they're talking about?

Chances are that none of those milfags have ever even seen a SAD operator, and everything they "know" is based on over the top rumors, which anybody who's served will tell you run rampant in the military.

>>33630464

Depends on the mission. I wouldn't call them to deal with an airline hijacking for instance.

>>33630464
The CIA ISIS division is doing pretty good job of wrecking the ME

They did a bretty good job in the Afghanistan invasion (along with all other operators involved)

>>33632794
No, his AR was piece of unaesthetic trash and he got bullied out

Our containment is also our greatest defense

>>33630510
>I doubt that
>ASSume bullshit because muh operator

Go read "Legacy of Ashes", bribery is literally all the CIA has when their officers and agents don't even speak the langauge of the people they are assigned to interact with.

>>33632683
What's wrong with that? If they're terrorists who gives a shit if they get taken out.

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>>33633427
>be american intelligence agency
>send officers to a country without the required linguistics

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>>33632683
>CIA taking your guns

I've seen some dumb ass shit posted here. This makes at least the top 5.

>>33633395
Fucking top kek

>>33630464


Speaking of spoopy units; anyone know anything about ISA and/or Task Force Orange?

>>33633527
If anything they are pro-arms, seem to give them out to any beardies with a facebook page, and says they hate daesh.

Not the CIA, but U.S. DOD put around 1.4 million small arms into both Iraq, and Afghanistan. For their government forces, but its funny how shit goes missing, either sold or donated to other beardies.

dumb question from someone who doesn't know a lot about us military :
Isn't it weird that the US navy seals are considered the best of the best?
I mean when you join the US navy, infantry isn't your prime motivation : You go there because you wanna be a sailor.
So why the Navy got the best operator and not, for exemple the US air force or the marines?

>>33635646
they aren't

>>33635172
ISA is mostly about collecting SIGINT and HUMINT but I've heard they are as competent as Delta when it comes to actually operating.

>>33635646
USAF PJs are arguably some of the best operators.

To become a SEAL, you basically shoot for that from the get-go, like day 1 you're talking to the recruiter.
They're not pulling random-ass sailors to try to become SEALs.

>>33633455
The military contracts linguist jobs. I have met tons of military linguists and literally none of them knew Pashto. One guy knew Dari but we were deployed to an area where no one even spoke Dari. We also had a Spanish linguist and Korean linguist. In AFGHANISTAN.

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>>33632683

I like your style Phil. You've grown from being a whiny Hebrew bitch to a genuine American.

>>33630464
they're too busy running drugs

>>33637109
I don't think I've ever seen any footage of SF or conventional forces where anyone spoke Pashto.

>>33637009
PJs

Shut up bitch

>>33637009
>USAF PJs are arguably some of the best operators.

No. No they're not. They're Rangertier but not operatortier. Their job is to rescue pilots and eat semen, not specifically kill certain people. Delta is g2g, Seals are rich snowflakes but g2g, MSOB is too boot, & 75th is g2g but too big to be elite.

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>>33630464
They're the best in the world at training jihadists who later attack America or who attack the Pentagon trained jihadists

>>33637009
PJ's lol no no they aren't theay are on par with scout airborne plts.

delta

>>33637860
DRUMPF
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hire me

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>>33640469
I already tried that. They told me that's not how it works. You're supposed to wait around and they'll do stuff like move things around in your house and leave small marks that they were there. Basically they will mind fuck you until you break or you wake up in the desert with a gun held to your head and they ask you, "Are you in or out." I've been waiting for a long time and there are lots of clues but nobody has picked me up yet. I'm as off the grid as I can be and I have a nice alibi I'm working on that will keep me away from home for weeks at a time.

I'm almost ready to go, guys. I'm so excited!

>>33630501
Is that why they shot up the academy right near where his house was?

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>>33640790

>>33637109
They must be doing their job pretty well because there hardly ever is any illegal mexicans there.

>>33637720
>75th is g2g but too big to be elite
Except that there are more SF and SEALs than Rangers, fuckwit.

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No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the SAD man
Behind blue eyes

No one knows what it's like
To be hated
To be fated
To telling only lies

But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free

No one knows what it's like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame you

No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woe
Can show through

But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free

When my fist clenches, crack it open
Before I use it and lose my cool
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Before I laugh and act like a fool

If I swallow anything evil
Put your finger down my throat
If I shiver, please give me a blanket
Keep me warm, let me wear your coat

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the SAD man
Behind blue eyes

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>>33630464
This is the epitome of a /k/ thread
>ITT:
Question: "Can I have an answer to something that no one on this broad could even slightly have the correct answer too?"

Post 1: "This is the correct answer based on my opinion because I have no first hand information."

Post 2: "Wrong. Post 1 is an asshole. This is the real answer, even though I too have no pertinent information--only bullshit I've read on the internet."

Post 3: "Russia is better"

Post 4: "China is better"

Post 5: furryanimepornthatlookslikeaplane.jpg

>>33630986
>one failure

>>33633436
>If they're terrorists who gives a shit if they get taken out.
As much as the thought of supporting Phil in an argument disgusts me, he's saying that they kill people who's only crime is being related to a terrorist.

Which is the exact kind of shit that the Constitution was written to prevent.

>>33641913
kekd
every thread on k. ever.

>>33632650
kekkels

>>33637009
>USAF PJs are arguably some of the best operators.

Security Forces pls go. You guys can't even run a proper convoy.

>>33641913
It's actually kind of shocking how every time there is a military thread on a subject I have direct experience with, I get to watch a bunch of hopelessly clueless anons all try to outsmart eachother using guesswork and wikipedia.

>>33630464
They're spooky, not effective.

>>33641913
Welp, I chuckled a little

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Watch this.

>>33632683
>the people who would be coming into you house to get your AR under any future Democratic President. Remember that.

Shit, I want them to take your guns NOW, you fucking Looney Tunes retard son of a bitch.

now tell me more about how DA JOOZ are making my kids gay or something

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>>33644068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qX5ZbZJrY4

>>33635247
Unrelated, but it seems a lot of people on /k/ say Daesh. That always seemed so dumb, did it really pick up here?

>>33630986
>classified for the better half of the century

True, due to some act I never bothered remembering, any and all emails with secret classification are default 40 years to unclassify.

>tfw some investigative reporter will be searching for their next big conspiracy 40 years later and wading through secret emails of me just sending squirrel pictures for the lulz of enemy activity

>>33644086
>literally only ignorant western media refers to them as isis
>everyone actually fighting them call them daesh
>not wanting to delagitimize, and piss off the enemy with elementary school tier banter

It's like you want the terrorists to win.

>>33644173
I first heard of it when I was on /brit/ regularly and the consensus was that it was the weapon of choice for countries that wanted to do absolutely nothing to resolve the issue at home or abroad aka Britain.

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>>33630922
Thank you Jesus someone understands. I'm a contractor for a similar group of guys, and literally its memes abound. Everyong fucking thinks you're some Jason Bourne shit or decorated super ex operator.

In reality yeah, we train and do shooting courses here and there, but that's not what were here for. Were not supposed to be going out and getting into firefights, were expensive classified assets. Leave the fighting to the professionals who train for just fighting.

>>33641952
wouldn't it work like murder? Ie, aiding and abetting, conspiracy to commit acts of terror and so on?

Its also, unfortunately, the only solution provided to COIN/CT ops thats been genuinely successful. Look at the Boer Wars - the Brits put a new meaning to totalitarianism on the Boers, but they actually 'won', because they didn't fight an irregular enemy conventionally then leave years later claiming hollow political victories.
Worth noting though is the Brits who fought in the Boer Wars were disgusted by their own actions, "Never again" being the general concensus. Sadly they forgot that and the lessons learned in the Boer Wars, then WW1 happened...

>>33644084
Do some more research jackass and you will find lots of WASP & other non-Jewish Republicans also stripping 2nd Amend. rights.

>>33630922
Who are the elite fighters then? CAG?

>>33646071
SEALs are the worlds best warfighters. They're trained to get into heavy firefights for long periods of time when they must.

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>>33641913
damn dude

>>33630464
They tend to be recruited from such, but their general roles are usually more akin to HUMINT, training, or assasination.

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>ITT
>Retards who assume movies are real
How old are you guys? You sound like children when talking about the CIA. Also FBI Hostage are the most Elite in the world. Better than you Brit fags tired, wasted out, non funding SAS queerbait.

Side Note. USMC Recon will do 85% of the work.

>>33641499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT_x3b3DovM

>>33632683
filtered

They are basically the best soldiers the Army and Navy can muster who have been taken out of their corps for temporary leave and go work for the CIA as "civilians" this process is called sheep dipping. Long story short SAD is full of seasoned long term operators and the "pussies who never leave their hotel rooms and pay locals to gather information" are just regular agents. SAD operators aren't agents, they do not gather HUMINT (Human Intelligence) they are basically a strike force active whenever to take out anybody who got on the wrong side of the White House who needs to die silently and within 48 hours.

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>>33635172

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>>33632683
i would do this, where do i sign up?

>>33647046
Yet cant into infantry tactics.

>>33652288
>duck into a bathroom for quick disguise switch.
Immediately stopped reading.

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>>33652491
I don't see how that's far fetched

>>33635646
It's a meme, everyone thinks they're the best because they're in the media a lot. Don't get me wrong, they're an excellent special operations force, but they're not "the best". There is no best, only units better at certain things than others.

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>>33647458
>you guys are like children talking about what operators are the coolest
>my personal favorite operators are the coolest!

Nice b8 m8, 5/10 made me respond

>>33630501
>They just bribe locals to get information.

Do you not know how spying actually works?

Never mind, this is /k/ and you're very likely a stupid teenager.

Just a heads up the reason you coerce locals to get information is because they are LOCAL. You also coerce people with access to steal because not every situation is it appropriate to throw on the GI Joe Spy Island Adventure outfit and break into a secure facility.

And that's ignoring the sources who come forward of their own accord. MICE.

>>33650200
>a strike force active whenever to take out anybody who got on the wrong side of the White House who needs to die silently and within 48 hours.

Operation Treadstone

>>33637009
>PJs best operators

I think somewhere down the line you heard about how hard their training is, and assumed that it meant they were really good operators, instead of really good medics that happen to shoot a lot

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>>33653561
ACTIVATE THE ASSET

>>33633158
>Do you ever stop to think that maybe people on /k/ don't know what they're talking about?

This, /k/ is mostly children whose knowledge is based on videogames. movies, and their equally dumb friends.