Why doesn't /k/ want to operate with women?

>anon can you carry my pack? it's too heavy!

>>33621098
fpbp

>>33621091
Women in the military? Hell to the no. Never served with them I was Infantry, but I've seen enough to know better.

Single dad raising a 4 year old cutie to be an operator, yep.

>>33621091
Because we'd rather operate with guys that look like women

>>33621091
They smell like fish
>>33621229
They also smell like fish

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>>33621091
Because we have plenty of traps we can operate with that come with none of the downsides that women do

>>33621091
I do a chamber check once a week with my girlfriend.

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>>33621091
fpbp

>>33621091
I only operate with women I can trust.
>would operate with grandmother because she taught me how to shoot
>would operate with aunts because they took me hunting and to the range
>would operate with mother because she made me go take gun classes with her and she used to trap shoot in high school
>would operate with fiance because we hunt together and she's already done the Mozambique drill on a mugger

I wouldn't trust any other woman but them.

>>33621091
But anon, I do.

>>33621399
Ahhh, the best type of woman (male)

>>33621091
In the 5 years I've been lurking, I've probably seen this asked/posted more than 300 times and it ALWAYS turns into a gwg thread.

>>33622246
And traps

They're unreliable.

>>33621283
>They smell like fish
Maybe stop paying hookers to go hiking in the woods with you.

>>33621399
>>33622243
Gay dudes. Trust me you have your downside.

Not that your gay, you just don't realize your gay. My brother is a flaming homosexual, great guy, and he even considers you guys weird.

>>33621434
She reminds me of Lucy Ricardo. Makes the same faces and shit. XD

>>33622357
>XD
Your mother's womb needed a night of the rake

>>33622277
point to where they said they werent gay as fuck

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>>33621091

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>>33621091
Can you give us any valid reason why we should?
I'd argue that menstruation is an unnecessary complication should there be no incentive to do so other than muh feelings

>>33622261

What if you find one with loose tolerances

>>33622579
Not a soldier's soldier

>>33622434
zero upper body strength, the webm

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I want to operate with little girls!

>>33624298
>inb4 "kys pedo" shillbots

>>33624298
Are you sure that's a good way to raise kids?

>>33624773
Lots of love and cunny rubs is the best way to raise

>>33621091
I don't want to operate at all.

>>33624817
I didn't know they had internet in prison.

>tfw this is the reason I won't buy a pink rifle

>>33625023
Are you new? He didn't even have a hook just a string and you went for it

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REMINDER: Women are only this shit because your NCOs and company grade officers continue to kiss their ass when they try and get out of duties.

>Don't worry, Anon will do it for you. Of course you need to head home early. Don't forget our mentorship session later this weekend.

>>33621091
They're pretty useless for the most part.

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>>33625111
How come the males never get mentorship sessions? No one mentored me. Really rattles the ole' noodle.

>>33625107
but bait without a hook and string is just food...

>>33621091
women? Pass. The girl in your pic however...

>>33622602
Women are renowned for their lower body strength.

Oh wait, zero strength period.

>Teach in high school
>Students come up to me with a psychology survey
>Ask if I'd want a male personal assistant or a female personal assistant
>Say male
>Give me resumes and ask me to pick which one I would want, it was a test to see if I would have a preference for foreign names or normal names
>Afterwards they tell me I was the only male teacher who wanted a male personal assistant
>Ask me why
>Tell they I would feel more comfortable and would just say whatever I want and not worry about being mistaken for unprofessional (read: no accidental sexual harassment either which way). Also, I assume a dude would understand my implied orders better.

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>>33625543
My ninja

>>33621091
Because they keep using scrunchies to hold the magazines together and their hair is in everything.

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>>33622585
Guide rod not full length

>>33621091
Who says I don't? I've gone camping with women who are as capable as anyone else. Of course I wouldn't want to operate with most women but there's a few that I'd have no problem with.

because women dont want to operate with /k/

My trans gf wants to shoot guns what should I start her out with?

>>33629702
Mine too
I was gonna start her on a .22 rifle

>>33621434

who the fuck is this useless person
fuck i can't stand pathetic, intimidated, people who aren't interested in doing things correctly

>>33629702
>>33629735
Statistically, one of your two boyfriends is going to kill themselves.

>>33621091

was plinking out on the river the other day, GF would rather sit and watch than take part. She has zero interest, bums me out but at least she don't dislike it all

>>33626164
>>Give me resumes and ask me to pick which one I would want, it was a test to see if I would have a preference for foreign names or normal names

wtf?

>>33629826
Foreign names are usually different.