LET'S HAVE A FUN ISLAND THREAD

>double barrel shotgun
>machete
>sweater
>ughh....god damn...I guess peanut butter
>green tea
>an axe on day 50

one 1903 springfield, a bowie knife..a poncho..five pounds of rice and five pounds of beans...5 gallons of water. on day fifty give me a DIY desalinezation kit...or a fishing line..would have to decide between the 2.

>AR-15
>Gerber Strongarm
>Camo pants
>10 pounds of big mac
>5 gallons of Dr. Pepper
>hazmat suit

I would just relax on the coast for the 50 days and go into the island once I have my hazmat suit.

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wouldn't an island infested with tigers and bears end any anon from /k/ no matter how smart they were on night one from the starving beasts???

>>33617249
10 pounds of big mac will last you only a few days. Relaxing on the coast will make you die quick.

>fire
>starvation

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>>33617268
Lol my choices are fine, I would build a house or bury myself in sand or some shit. Quit being a party pooper faggot.

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would need a shotgun just for when you run into these fuckers.

>>33617283
you would get eaten so fucking quick lel

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>>33617006
>.50 bmg if im going to be that limited in ammo better make every shot count.
>condor discord or something heavy as fuck as not to break.
>10 lbs freeze dried foods.
>5 gallons chlorine [water purification]
>day 50 a fucking fully stocked catamaran to get off this crappy island.

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>>33617575
oops forgot a dickies heavy jumpsuit. for clothing.

>>33617006
>Some kind of dangerous game rifle, i.e. Ruger No.1 in .375 H&H/.375 Ruger/.458 Win/etc.
>Machete
>Do pairs of shoes count as 1? Otherwise a kevlar onesie
>Trail Mix
>Fresh Water
>Fully-stocked 80ft. powersailing yacht with enough ammo for me to kill everything on that island twice and space for all those animal parts that I can sell to the Chinese for cash.

>Ruger M77 in 30-06
>Condor engineer bolo
>CIA-style cargo pants
>Beans & rice, only rice if the former doesn't count as 1 food
>Water
>One of those bigass cages that researchers sometimes live in to avoid being eaten or torn apart by monkeys

>>33617006
VKS
MACHETE
LEATHER TRENCH COAT
KALE. 10 LBS OF KALE
WATER
PUSSY

>>33617006
>over under barrel shotgun (4 rounds of buckshot 6 slugs)
>machete (or if it counts a hatchet)
>adult size skiing onesie
>AND I COMMAND 10 POONDS OF NATTY PEANUT BUTTER
>LET THERE BE 5 GALLONS OF MUSCLE MILK
>air drop me a survival expert or a based /k/omrade for the lulz

Fucking kek. A bmg???

>>33617006
>that giant fucking German train gun that I can't remember the name of
>my machete
>potatoes
>hotdog water
>a giant dragon dildo to molest the animals with

>>33617006
>.50 Cal snipper riffle
> bowie knife from BO1
> leather jacket
No pants or underwear
>10 pounds of chicken tendies
100 % mommy-made ¡ ¡! !
> 5 gallons of fireball whisky
Day 50
>Drops a yacht so I can leave

Too easy

>>33617006
>The parachute delivers a skiff with attached outboard motor, oars, and fuel. Nav charts, emergency survival kit inside one of the hatches.

>>33621987
>Gun: Pump action 12 ga
>Ammo: 7 slugs, 2 field loads, 1 signal flare
>Food: 10 lbs of assorted dehydrated fruit
Liquid: Bourbon
>Knife: My Buck 119
>Clothing: HBC wool blanket double king cut or a snorkle tube/ mask
I'm going to assume this is a stereotypical tropical island. Also, OP is stupid.